Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall What He Forgot To Remember

Published on June 14, 2017

The Senate intelligence committee has questions. Attorney General Jeff Sessions doesn’t have answers.

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  • fidorover 3 years ago

    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Attorney General Sessions, is it true that you and the other Keebler Elves bake your cookies the old-fashioned elfin way, in magic ovens inside a hollow tree?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, Senator Harris, I do not have any recollection of that.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Is the tree, in fact, the very hub of your elfin enterprise as it pertains to cookie-making activities?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, I am not able to comment on that at this time, Senator.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: But clearly you’re a friggin’ elf, right?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, I do not recall.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: _(quickly)_ An elf says what?
    AG SESSIONS: What?
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: I have no further questions, Mr. Chairman.

  • God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon 3 years ago

    A lot of crap came out of Jeff Sessions’ mouth, but that’s because his mouth’s been glued to Trump’s ass.

  • Why you gotta go there 3 years ago

    I remember when on The Colbert report Stephen used to talk about real issues. There is a genocide going on right now, and it gets no coverage. No i’m not talking about what’s happening in Yemen with them facing a humanitarian crisis like the world has not seen since world war 2 and nobody is doing anything about it those are just Muslims without oil. No i’m talking about the real genocide…. the white genocide. White men are marrying black women and brown women, and white women are marrying black men, and brown men…. and yet no one takes a stand against this genocide against the white people. Good thing we have the likes of PWJ, infowars, and Breitbart to remind us who the real victims are in America and the west and that’s white people. Diversity = racism!!

    (This is a parody comment.)

  • nikola2811 3 years ago

    Someone said Burr?
    “Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
    Depends, who’s asking?
    Oh, well, sure sir…”

  • aishx 3 years ago

    Woman of color questioning Sessions makes him nervous – The Racist Times

  • patrick ciayadi 3 years ago

    Remember how much shit Republicans gave to Obama AG, Eric Holder?

  • Jessica watson 3 years ago

    Jeff sessions definitely remembered everything but he stonewalled throughout the hearing. He lied, recused himself and kept dodging the questions. His stupid smirk was the sign that he can outsmart everyone in this room and you can do nothing about it.

  • eric vulgate 3 years ago

    they asked about bond movies to see if sessions could answer a yes/no question with something other than ‘i don’t recall’

  • DagobertX2 3 years ago

    Sessions is a weasel.

  • KingOfMadCows 3 years ago

    Sessions isn’t a racist, he just doesn’t recall that the Civil Rights Act exists.

  • Jason Blade 3 years ago

    Jeff Sessions the racist hobbit

  • Brotlowsky rgseg 3 years ago

    He actually has a very good memory. It just happens to be extremely selective. He forgot about everything that could potentially exonorate Trump – no wonder Trump was mad at him lately.

  • BdR76 3 years ago

    So Session likes James Bond movies, the follow up question should have been: Is your favourite one “From Russia with love”?

  • The Hellfire Club! 3 years ago

    America today is a joke! The country is obsessed with colour that some of the morons would rather vote for a racist, sexist, xenophobic fucking idiot than vote for an established candidate. Trump told the public what they think is relevant, The Wall…Muslim Ban…Black crime – enough to convert and sell the white nazi, Uncle Tom’s and Want to be white Hispanics to vote! Well done America 😉

  • Malachi Owens 3 years ago

    “Do you like James Bond movies”
    *Really? He’s joking right?*

  • Maria Cambron 3 years ago

    We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if the DNC hadn’t fucked over Bernie Sanders.

  • Dave Gallagher 3 years ago

    Why were the Russians there? Why doesn’t anyone ask that basic questions, it was an election convention? WHY WERE THE Russians THERE?

  • CozmicSaber's Opinions 3 years ago

    What was the “I say pistols at dawn sir” referencing?

  • kc816 boss 3 years ago

    5:18 it’s sound like two kids was talking to each other..???


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