Jeff Bezos Invents A New Euphemism For Penis

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Published on February 12, 2019

Jeff Bezos coined a new euphemism for male genitalia in his blog post, ‘No Thank You, Mr. Pecker.’ And it’s not ‘pecker.’

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20 comments

  • Philosophy Gamers 2 months ago

    Trump is bad. 1 million likes please!

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    Seems Bezos really gave us an inside look at Pecker.

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    That Pecker was spittin’ mad!

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  • Hooyahfish 2 months ago

    13th!

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  • good vibes queen 2 months ago

    Oh the things that are going in history books 📚

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    “You have my attention…”

    “…and apparently you’re at attention too!”

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    “If in my position, I can’t stand up…”

    Phrasing.

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  • Michael Johnson 2 months ago

    No its Viagra Man!!

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  • Mendicant Biased 2 months ago

    Black Panther has $90 trillion, so it’s okay to root for him. No need to worry about your moral compass, Stephen.
    Also, according to Alexa, there’s $5 trillion in cash, and $25 trillion in everything else.

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  • cjlindallas 2 months ago

    Give a like to Deez Nuts people. 👍🏾

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  • Will Pack 2 months ago

    Am I the only person who thinks Jeff shouldn’t care? I mean. Who cares if there are pics of his penis out there? I have seen many celebrities private parts (not because I wanted to… OK because I wanted to) and it doesn’t bother me at all. They are all human beings (rich human beings). If I were rich, I wouldn’t care! Show my shlong to the world! Big deal! Now if it were Trump showing his mushroom looking penis, that might be a big deal lol.

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  • Wilbur Jenkins 2 months ago

    Worlds wealthiest cage free egg.

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  • Bob Trenwith 2 months ago

    Porno Pecker prints a pic of plutocrat’s pecker.

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  • curandero verde 2 months ago

    Worlds wealthiest cage free egg😂😂😂

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  • Madrigal 2 months ago

    Billionaire hatred for Bezos aside, National Enquirer really should be ashamed of themselves. It’s a borderline propaganda machine for the right.

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 2 months ago

    The National Enquirer should probably be classified as a criminal organization that just happens to publish tabloid news.

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  • Nelson Club 2 months ago

    Pecker has no…

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  • Marguerite Galimitakis 2 months ago

    I believe besos. Trump is a very deviate and dangerous man.

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  • kendokaaa 2 months ago

    That’s not an orbital rocket

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  • HMR B 2 months ago

    What’s wrong with MUSHROOM?

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