James Bond’s Latest Mission: Brexit

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Published on November 17, 2018

The UK is engulfed in political chaos and there’s only one man who can fix it: James Bond. Maybe.

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  • Gauss24 3 years ago

    toasty…i don’t blame the guy, moneypenny would be worth it

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  • sloetree 3 years ago

    They will beg on their knees for returning to the EU! (If BREXIT really happens?)

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 3 years ago

    The Spy who loved Putin (Aka The name’s Don – Shamed Don)

    Nobody does it better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody makes up, half as many lies,
    At lying Trump’s the best

    Nobody’s such a debtor
    Wished he knew how to invest
    His money flows through, Deutsche Bank accounts
    From the East to the West

    Although he thinks he’s a go getter
    He had to divest
    Himself of loss making businesses
    Casinos he possessed

    Nobody’s such a sweater
    Due to the IRS
    Nobody has so many years of tax
    Still being assessed

    Nobody likes it wetter
    Even when he’s still half dressed
    Nobody likes it quite as rude as him
    In a shower being caressed

    He promised that he would jet her
    While standing in his string vest,
    The “Spy” who “loved” him (Putin paid the fee)
    She really was not impressed

    Reprise – The FBI who cuffed him (aka The name’s Don – “Framed” Don)

    Now Trump is feeling the pressure,
    In fact he feels quite oppressed,
    So many past lovers are claiming he’s
    An unsolicited sex pest

    Of half he says ‘never met her’
    The other’s he claims to detest
    All of that talk was just from locker rooms
    He never touched a breast

    And Ivanka, though he would pet her
    She was his little princess
    There was never anything untoward
    But she was such a temptress

    So he just had to let her,
    Sit on his knee for a rest,
    And just because he, bounced her up and down a bit
    Some thought it too much like incest.

    Yes nobody does it better
    Trump and his staff are “the best”
    He says they’ve beaten all past presidencies
    What’s that? They’ve all confessed!

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  • Arges Hagan 3 years ago

    Moneypenny sounds like a 19th century Oil Tycoon…

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  • Benzaiten 3 years ago

    what a suave Bond you’ve got there ?

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  • st4tify 3 years ago

    How many Brexiteers does it need to change a lightbulb? One to promise a brighter future, 100 to screw it up

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 3 years ago

    We need an agent. With no online background… Who can be up for the task… someone with no identity…


    Johnny English.

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  • whoami? 3 years ago

    I don’t get why Theresa May is getting the laughs. Britain decided this in a referendum as a nation. You can only laugh at yourselves sorry

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  • blood honey 3 years ago

    The should open a Nandos

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  • zerogoki40 3 years ago

    Huh? What just happened?

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  • 4tune8 chance 3 years ago

    Not too shabby for the accents.

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  • Ver Coda 3 years ago

    That sketch made more sense that self-inflicted Brexit. Also: less tragicomedy.

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  • Kxpuc 3 years ago

    not belivable, the james bond here is white

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  • Man Beadle 3 years ago

    I’m going to enjoy the people in the pub moaning about how they have to pay import duty on the shite they want to buy on Amazon and Ebay. Though, yeah, it keeps the brown people out. Most of the public that voted for Brexit were morons, one woman was interviewed and she had claimed to change her mind on leaving because she may not be able to buy her favourite European brand of chocolate any longer. Fucking idiots, plain and simple.

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  • Amy D 3 years ago

    I don’t know anything about my own countries politics because American politics are like a soap opera, ours is just depressing. Also Quiznos isn’t really a thing here, there’s only 7 of them and 2 of those are in Luton.

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  • Eric Ling 3 years ago

    Maybe try Austin Powers?

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  • The SuperHeart . Org Foundation 3 years ago

    QUIZNOs!!!

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  • Jonathan Neil 3 years ago

    Quiznos or whatever if a dumb choice. Most British people have never even heard of this brand

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  • Irin Preonty 3 years ago

    Damn, that guy is Handsome!?

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  • This Rebel is Scum 3 years ago

    No one can fix the mess that is Brexit, it’s crash and burn with no way to avoid it.

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