The UK is engulfed in political chaos and there’s only one man who can fix it: James Bond. Maybe.
toasty…i don’t blame the guy, moneypenny would be worth it
They will beg on their knees for returning to the EU! (If BREXIT really happens?)
The Spy who loved Putin (Aka The name’s Don – Shamed Don)
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody makes up, half as many lies,
At lying Trump’s the best
Nobody’s such a debtor
Wished he knew how to invest
His money flows through, Deutsche Bank accounts
From the East to the West
Although he thinks he’s a go getter
He had to divest
Himself of loss making businesses
Casinos he possessed
Nobody’s such a sweater
Due to the IRS
Nobody has so many years of tax
Still being assessed
Nobody likes it wetter
Even when he’s still half dressed
Nobody likes it quite as rude as him
In a shower being caressed
He promised that he would jet her
While standing in his string vest,
The “Spy” who “loved” him (Putin paid the fee)
She really was not impressed
Reprise – The FBI who cuffed him (aka The name’s Don – “Framed” Don)
Now Trump is feeling the pressure,
In fact he feels quite oppressed,
So many past lovers are claiming he’s
An unsolicited sex pest
Of half he says ‘never met her’
The other’s he claims to detest
All of that talk was just from locker rooms
He never touched a breast
And Ivanka, though he would pet her
She was his little princess
There was never anything untoward
But she was such a temptress
So he just had to let her,
Sit on his knee for a rest,
And just because he, bounced her up and down a bit
Some thought it too much like incest.
Yes nobody does it better
Trump and his staff are “the best”
He says they’ve beaten all past presidencies
What’s that? They’ve all confessed!
Moneypenny sounds like a 19th century Oil Tycoon…
what a suave Bond you’ve got there ?
How many Brexiteers does it need to change a lightbulb? One to promise a brighter future, 100 to screw it up
We need an agent. With no online background… Who can be up for the task… someone with no identity…
I don’t get why Theresa May is getting the laughs. Britain decided this in a referendum as a nation. You can only laugh at yourselves sorry
The should open a Nandos
Huh? What just happened?
Not too shabby for the accents.
That sketch made more sense that self-inflicted Brexit. Also: less tragicomedy.
not belivable, the james bond here is white
I’m going to enjoy the people in the pub moaning about how they have to pay import duty on the shite they want to buy on Amazon and Ebay. Though, yeah, it keeps the brown people out. Most of the public that voted for Brexit were morons, one woman was interviewed and she had claimed to change her mind on leaving because she may not be able to buy her favourite European brand of chocolate any longer. Fucking idiots, plain and simple.
I don’t know anything about my own countries politics because American politics are like a soap opera, ours is just depressing. Also Quiznos isn’t really a thing here, there’s only 7 of them and 2 of those are in Luton.
Maybe try Austin Powers?
Quiznos or whatever if a dumb choice. Most British people have never even heard of this brand
Damn, that guy is Handsome!?
No one can fix the mess that is Brexit, it’s crash and burn with no way to avoid it.
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