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Andy’s burger pitch was actually pretty good

“Double Cheeseburger” needs to happen :)

Nacho Libre 2!

I’m kind of surprised by how many people didn’t get his Beatle reference,
he’s talking about the BAND not the bug smh.

is Jack black on amphetamines? he’s strangely wide eyes and out of breath

I think Jack is onto something. Instead of burgers, it’s a Iron Chef style
show, him and Jackie are rivals, and Jackie can still use his moves in the
kitchen

Andy Richter is a genius, that was a great idea in a matter of seconds

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Andy’s idea was legitimately incredible

Damn Andy, that idea was spot on legit, and a movie with that kind of plot
would fit Jack Black as well as Jackie’s style of acting, it would be a
comedy/action movie. 10/10 would watch and eat a cheeseburger.

Movie idea: they re-do the Karate Kid sequel over again, Jack Black as
DanielSon this time!

Liam Neeson needs to be the bad guy. He’s a competing Chef with a special
set of skills and owns a large world-wide burger chain that is planning a
terrorist attack by poisoning his customers. It is up to Black and Chan to
stop him.

Why was there a picture of Jackie Chan and Pablo Escobar?

Jack Black is a spoiled rich man’s son. Heir to a huge fast food empire.
His father is appalled by Jack’s nonproductive debauchery and gives him an
ultimatum. Run a successful burger restaurant in the scariest dockside area
of Shanghai or be disowned. Unbeknownst to both, their mother hires a
down-on-his luck bodyguard (Chan) to discreetly protect her son.

Yadayadayada – Shanghai docks reformed, Black & Chan pals for life.

I wanna see Lookwell now

Nacho Libre vs Drunken Master, make it happen.

Jackie Chan is a singer, Jack Black is a rock star………Maybe a music
themed movie?????

Blacky Chan the movie =D

(PS- No racism intended, if someone takes it that way)

Starring Jack Black and Jackie Chan. Written and Directed by Andy Richter
and Conan O’brien?

Good god thats a great movie plot Jack Black.

I’d watch that movie

Andy’s like the best sidekick/co-host amongst the talk shows, Guillermo is
endearing but kind of a racist act, and Higgins is just annoying pfft…

how about Tropic Thunder 2?

Kung-food.

Jack black and jackie chan meet as kids and become childhood besties but
since jackie chans father whose back in asia is dying so he goes back for a
visit but when he arrives he finds that his father has been playing him the
whole time and just wanted him to come to learn martial arts or something
so he can protect him from the yakuza (his father gambled too much or
watver) and lets say jack black and jackie chan were like gonna start a
band or something but they didn’t because jackie chan left and never came
back so he ended up becoming a owner of a cheeseburger joint but some years
later jackie chan comes back not only with the reputation of a high skilled
bodyguard or fighter but as his best friend but jackie chan has to stay low
because the yakuza is still on him and jackie chans dad could be like the
dirty grandpa character of the movie but one day a yakuza member spots him
because in the movie yakuza members love hamburgers for some reason anyways
they find jackie chan

I see lots of comments praising Andy’s idea but really,have you guys not
seen alot of movies at all? That kind of story is so damn overused by a
truckload of movies.

Retired special forces/ex soldier/ex agent/ex super spy/ex god or w/e else
bullshit having to come back from hiding/exile/new life and call upon
his/her skills which hasn’t been used in YEARS but they are still
over-the-top perfect and godlike. Like if he/she never left/retired at all.

Sorry guys,hate too break it to you but that cliche has been recycled
countless times over and over and over and over and over and over and over
and over and over again. <----- Like those two words right there repeated over and over and over and over and over and over. And over again. :D

jack black plays a loveable yet ner do well shop keeper selling.. well
burgers.. jackie plays a retiree whos helping his own family out by doing
random mob-eqsue jobs around town and using the money for school and what
not. he always goes to jacks burger place cause the food is decent and jack
is just a very nice guy. one day when jackie is eating, the burger shop is
being robbed.. jackie intervenes and kicks the shit out of the robbers
debting jack to jackie.. theres the set up.. second act is up you
you…tube.

He just descibed goodburger and spongebob.

I would actually go watch that Hamburger movie….on Netflix.

Cheesburger King. Directed by Tommy Wiseau.

cheeseburger coming to a theater near you!
i know i’d watch it

Did anyone see him bomb at Doug benson

Holy crap… Andy just nailed it with his suggestion! This would work
EXTREMELY well in a movie format.

Also, Jackie and Jack are just fantastic people, and it would be amazing to
see both of them in a full-feature movie. The Jack-Jackie extravaganza!
Even their names have a double-cheeseburger sound to it.

Kung Fu Panda is something that shouldn’t be good, but it totally is

Black and Jackie are competing restaurant owners. Jackie is a reformed
assassin still. Their restaurants compete but when they meet they develop
an unexpected companionship and bromance. They then join forces to create a
super awesome successful restaurant. The climax would be a competing
jealous restaurant owner is trying to steal their secret recipe, and Jackie
and Black successfully defend their restaurant by kicking the jealous
restaurants owners ass – or another story would be that the secret recipe
is stolen and they have to get it back before the enemy restaurant puts it
on their menu and starts serving it. Hit me up producers and directors, I
got many more ideas thats just the tip of the iceberg.

jack black should make this movie before spongebob steals his idea, or the
final battle between Jack Black vs. Mr. Krabs

I shook his hand in Toronto when I was 16 …he saved my life for sure. He
is like the Dad I never had…just pure role modelling and raising me and
others….

Andy is a genius
Additional Characters: Hamburgalurs

Make this happen not jack black and Jackie chan smushed between hamburger
buns but a real comedy with them two

I will line up for that.. Whatever it is. Cheeseburger kung fu

Tell Jack Black to call it Chi-Burger and go from there!!

I’ll watch that crappy movie if Jackie is in it….. that’s how I watch all
the Rush Hour movies LOL

Um, they just described Good Burger.

Did any one thought about Spongebob when he said “Some evil chef tries to
steal our recpie”

Double Cheeseburger: Kung Food

He should watch Spongebob

Andy is far too underrated

I would watch a buddy comedy with Jackie Chan and Jack Black for sure. But
Samuel L. Jackson has to be in it too.

I just want to walk up to Jack Black and be like “bro… be a little less
ya know… Jack Blacky… lol

What if Jack Black is like a Guy Fierri type of TV Chef celebrity that is
very arrogant and douchey. While in a local town, Jackie, a new immigrant,
begged him if his soon to be opened restaurant could be on his show in
exchange for teaching him his ancient secret recipe for meat. Jack Black
stole his recipe and claimed it as his own and created the tastiest
cheeseburger ever on his cooking show. McDougalds, the world’s top burger
food chain, saw this as a threat, and the CEO (Will Ferrel) hired assassins
to take out Black. To persuade the killers, he told that it was Jackie Chan
they need to kill. Jackie got involved, lots of kung fu and comedy action
scenes happened. The two formed an alliance, Black using his street smart
and overall charisma and Chan using his cooking and kung fu to fend off
killers, open up Cheezburgerz (Black’s idea) and destroy McDougald’s once
and for all.

does anyone else think Jack Black kind of looks like a chubby version of
Johnny Depp?

This is all fun and games but did you know that they are making an animated
comedy called Sausage Party with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, James Franco,
Kristen Wiig, Salma Hayek, Edward Norton, Jonah Hill and many more. They
could just get Jack Black and Jackie Chan to join that crew. It’s bound to
be a hit.

andy pitched the zohan movie

OH HELL YES NEW JACKIE CHAN MOVIE , BITCH GET THE POPCORN

It could be like a Spongebob live action movie, where Jack Black is Patrick
and Jackie Chan is Spongebob!

the way Jack’s sitting makes me feel uncomfortable

Please god make this movie

Wonder if he cares how crazy Jackie Chan is, I remember the interview where
he said the American government was the most corrupt in the world lol. You
so silly Jackie.

I’ll watch hamburger XD

Jack Black and Jacky Chan in Tiger Roll..

Black and Chan enough said!!

lol all jackie chan has to say is “you and me are doing a movie, think of
something” LOL, now that’s POWER!

lol did this idea get inspired by spongebob?!! he is a hamburger cheff and
plankton is always trying to steal the ‘recipe’ haha legit!

he’s so majestic

Whatever you guys come up with…incorporate Conan, Ice Cube, Kevin Hart
and Jordan Schlansky in this epic movie.

i wouldn’t regonise Jackie chan if i saw him in Shangai, no racist at all ,
just honest

Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damn Andy killed it

one day…”Like a beatle” won’t make much sense to people…”yeah people do
generally dislike bugs” they will say, only the old will know it was a
reference to a band.

Maybe Jackie Chan want to make new Rush Hour with Jack Black

Jack Black seems like he would be such a sweet guy to just chill on the
couch with.

Andy just used like 20 Hong Kong movie’s worth of basic plot lines.

i wanna see cheeseburger now

Ugly disgusting neurotic satanic Jew.

jack black is great.

Jackie Chan was once a Kung Fu Master but he goes into the Burger Business
only to find his rival who he hasn’t seen in over 25 years has opened up
another Burger place on the other side of town. Jack Black starts working
at the rivals burger place but gets beaten up and left for dead after
messing up several orders and Jackie Chan discovers him half dead in an
alley way on the way home from work one night. Jack Black is rushed to the
hospital and Jackie finds out Jack Black has no family or friends to
contact so he stays with him in the hospital until he wakes up only to find
out that Jack had worked for his rival at the burger place across town.
Jackie hires Jack and they begin working on plans to become the best burger
place in town until Jackie and his rival eventually come face to face and
the showdown begins.

Conan is a goddamn genius for having Andy Richter as a sidekick. Two truly
hilarious dudes.

he sounds like kung fu panda

so when is this cheeseburger coming

Jack Black is goin for the Pablo Escobar look

Andy is spot on, that would be an awesome action comedy idea… I hope it
happens lol.

noooo jack black is showing white hair :C

Jack Black…. 0:00 What a weird way to sit.

Love him ! Wish he was single

vapoorize!

The story Jack Black wants his next movie to be about, sounds like an
episode of Spongebob to me. Plankton always trying to steal the Krabby
Patty recipe

God, I love Andy.
Best Talk Show Sidekick

Is he high? He looks high…

another nacho libre and instead of eskeleto he has a new chinese wrestling
partner

Jack Black(a long time dual citizen of China) opens up a cheeseburger
restaurant in a part of China that doesn’t like outsiders, and strictly
adheres to traditions and original oriental culture. the restaurant gets
vandalized numerous times and he goes through multiple chefs(because it’s a
cuisine upscale burger barn). he decides to post an ad in the papers to
hire a chef who is not afraid of the rough history of the restaurant, and a
down on his luck Chan applies and he mixes his kung fu flare and
extravagance to burger flipping and serving(Benihanas style) and the
restaurant does a 180. through the success of the restaurant, he attracts
the negative attention of surrounding restaurant owners, one of which is a
mafia money laundering outfit that also makes a lot of money on their
exotic cuisine attracting tourists. this mafia restaurant abducts Black’s
sister(who is also in love with Chan’s character) and then the 2 fight to
get her back( mostly Chan pushing Black out of multiple close calls during
a lot of the fight scenes). they get the sister back, defeating the evil
restaurant owner(Chow Yun Fat), and that’s the end.

Double Cheeseburger starts with Chan and Black’s sister getting married and
Black opening up a 2nd restaurant for them to run. 2nd film becomes more of
Good Burger silly antics film. idk..

Damn I wish I’d meet Jack Black & Jacky Chan, and they’d propose me a role
as the french cook in the 3rd opus “Royal Cheese”. My life would be
complete.

Great idea Andy. If you want ants. Because that’s how you get ants.
Also check out Archer season 4 episode 1.

Good burger anyone???

soo funny!

LOL right next door to Panda Express.