While the Northeast braces for a wild winter storm, residents of Florida are being warned about frozen lizards falling from the trees. In election news, daytime TV host Dr. Oz is struggling to connect with GOP power brokers as he preps for a senate run in Pennsylvania. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
I *unfortunately* lived in Florida for a decade and I never once saw a wild iguana..
ReplyAll the foreigners are gay.
ReplyConsidering how things have been going the last few years, we were probably on track for a rain of lizards anyway.
Reply“three hours on a BotW speedrun”
SAT test writers are clearly watching the wrong Twitch streamers.
ReplyAnte-iguana-diluvian, perhaps Stephen?
ReplyJust older. Muff said…….
ReplyA good old fashioned monologue.
ReplyThat depends on high they are falling from. Mine died. Long story kind of
Reply“There’s a word for people who walk around and expect to be pummeled by falling iguanas…”
ReplyFor some reason I thought, “Pentacostal?”
Only the Jamaican Bobsled Team can social distance AND have sex at the same time!
ReplyThose iguanas will make a much more realistic hair piece for humpty trumpty than the orangutan he usually wears. Free mariquana for everyone.
ReplyDr. Oz is about as trustworthy as Dr. Huxtable
ReplyYeah.. that ‘I’m travelling, not driving’ thing doesn’t work for ‘Sovereign Citizens’, and it ain’t gonna work for you. The internet is full of videos of that ‘defense’ going nowhere.. sometimes spectacularly.
ReplyThe pill at the end – priceless. Awesome show writers and creatives.
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