It’s Do Or Die For Ted Cruz… Probably The Latter

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Published on May 4, 2016

Ted Cruz squared off against nemesis Donald Trump by once again digging into his ’80s movie reference guide.

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65 comments

  • Meppolep7 3 years ago

    first view bruh

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  • Coregame3 3 years ago

    *TRUMP > HILLARY*

    *WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*

    *EITHER VOTE TRUMP OR JILL STEIN, WRITE IN BERNIE, OR DON’T VOTE AT ALL*

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  • Michael Jones 3 years ago

    he resigned

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  • joecugo 3 years ago

    You couldn’t write this shit lol

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  • Sean Quinn 3 years ago

    HUNGER FOR POWER GAMES THIS WEEK! GET PUMPED!!!!!!!!

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  • Zed Flanders 3 years ago

    David aka Trey Johnson who used to live in Fayetteville, NC Is the master
    mind behind the silk road 2.0 online and many other nefarious projects. We
    look very similar so he commits crimes in my name because I have a criminal
    record.
    Dude I know you set my father up and had him held prisoner while you and
    christian lopez were working for the Chinese.
    When the brothers catch up with you they are going to skin you alive punk.
    Trey is setting you all up to lead you to slaughter brothers and sisters.
    Don’t bite the hand that feeds you but never be a mindless slave for
    someone just because they feed you.

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  • Allen Madathil 3 years ago

    Man I wanted to see Colbert talk about Cruz’s suspension. Now I gotta wait
    a day ?

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  • Sentimental Petrichor 3 years ago

    he is out

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  • Hello Future Me 3 years ago

    So I’d give it 2 weeks before the Zodiac Killer makes an appearance.

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  • Too much gas bill 3 years ago

    I was really hoping for Ted to continue my unfinished work. #Letdown
    #adolfing

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  • Guac Merchant 3 years ago

    This is the most tongue tied I’ve ever seen stephen? He kept trying to
    push through it but it wasn’t working too well

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  • jack faro 3 years ago

    TRUMP 2016

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  • 17Haru17 3 years ago

    Fucking WRECKED. Lmao, that psycho xenophobe Trump supporter is hilarious!

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  • De Libertatem 3 years ago

    That trump supporter is a great roaster.

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  • Scotty Smalls 3 years ago

    i don’t hate Cruz like most people, I just disagree w/ him on issues…..
    but that debate with the redneck was absolutely comedy gold

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  • Kyle S. 3 years ago

    Ted’s just BEGGING to be interrupted with those obnoxiously long pauses.

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  • MeoithTheSecond 3 years ago

    lol he doesn’t even sound president material.

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  • Andrew Tessman 3 years ago

    R.I.P. the segment Road to the White House… now one candidate too short.
    I’m excited for the next installment of the Hungry for Power Games
    (hopefully with special guest Cooper), but this means that all these great
    bits are now starting to fade…. like Cruz’s campaign several months ago.

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  • Gilberto Resendez 3 years ago

    I actually think bernie sanders vs Donald Trump would be a better debate

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  • mariokarter13 3 years ago

    That Trump supporter’s wit was simply unstumpable. Can we nominate him?

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  • prosperandbehealthy 3 years ago

    Cruz is so evil, he deserves to burn.

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  • Mahmoud El Arch 3 years ago

    That Ted Interview is Hilarious !

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  • Jiho Jung 3 years ago

    USA is turning into SouthPark turnt reality, I swear

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  • WriterusAeternus 3 years ago

    Die

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  • Jordy Shujaa 3 years ago

    Trump supporters sure look stupid damn…

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  • ThatOneI3rownGuy 3 years ago

    Haha, Cruz was getting DESTROYED by those Trump fans. Shit had me dyin!!!

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  • Arthur Cerald 3 years ago

    OMG , house of cards did it again , predicted the photo

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  • Budger 3 years ago

    Oh rednecks support Trump what a surprise.

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  • Andy Smith 3 years ago

    That Trump supporter should get his own late night show

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  • Tomas Senn 3 years ago

    nice tsukkomi

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  • omf1122 3 years ago

    It’s 2016….. Voters want a wall built around the borders. Reagan went to
    the Iron Wall to protest it. I wonder which world leader would protest
    Trump’s wall.

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  • Steve27775 3 years ago

    Mama Cass and the ham sandwich is the myth that just won’t die.

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  • Alex M 3 years ago

    Don’t worry Republicans, John Kasich will save the GOP! He’s about to make
    the most INCREDIBLE COMEBACK in the history of presidential elections!!
    Just watch and see!!

    lol

    Just kidding. Trump’s going to be the nominee….and thus America is one
    step closer to being supremely fucked.

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  • Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3 years ago

    He chose to die like the people he killed in the late 60’s.

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  • roughneckmp 3 years ago

    Well, he definitely died. ?????

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  • TheAdidaskicks23 3 years ago

    Lol that guy killed Ted Cruz during his weird…..pauses in
    between…….sentences.

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  • Mote Note 3 years ago

    Ted Cruz is a reptile, this explains why he’s in the slitherin house

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  • Ziim 3 years ago

    “The question everybody here should ask ….”
    “Are you Canadian?”
    I completely lost it at that moment. Absolutely hilarious!

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  • spanishcredit 3 years ago

    Just announced::: the zodiac killer dropped out.

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  • Dalia Suarez 3 years ago

    “Are you Canadian?” LMAO ???

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  • chappelleshow21 3 years ago

    So who will replace the Tin Man?

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  • kiri ari 3 years ago

    Trump is still better than Hillary. If you don’t vote to Trump, Hillary win.
    That means long-term stagnation of the US. I don’t want it.

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  • Steven Garza 3 years ago

    “are you Canadian”

    top kek

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  • InternetExplorers 3 years ago

    I look forward to the Donald head in each Road to the White House segment

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  • Vaibhav Gupta 3 years ago

    tomorrow will hungry for power games. ted cruz. Yes!!

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  • Mikhail369 3 years ago

    DefeaTED!!

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  • Tyler Darko 3 years ago

    “Are you a canadian?” It’s a fair question. Colbert is the best around and
    someone give that redneck a fox news talkshow please???

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  • rose novel 3 years ago

    that’s what happens when you fail to mimic human speech and attempt to run
    for president. slide back to your home in Canada! We don’t want you!

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  • 3321far 3 years ago

    Are you Canadian? AWESOME!!

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  • john tellnott 3 years ago

    that “are you Canadian ?” bit is classic.

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  • JayJay5244 3 years ago

    Can’t wait for the “Hungry for Power Games”

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  • TheWildmanden 3 years ago

    Despite being a Trump supporter, that guy interrupting Ted Cruz is pretty
    cool

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  • Alexandra Louise Talan 3 years ago

    “Tributes, assemble!” CANT WAIT

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  • Barely Prodigies 3 years ago

    BOOM. roasted.

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  • 許錦文 3 years ago

    That Trump voter’s comebacks are funny AF

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  • SaintShinobi 3 years ago

    Trump supporters sure look dumb as a rock, but hell they burned Ted like
    pros.

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  • CDN salsa 3 years ago

    Oh sure, everyone blamed Canada but now Americans want to come and live
    here cuz you got Biff Tannen for prez. SMH

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  • aaron wilson 3 years ago

    Hands down who wants to be the next president is the best reality TV show
    by far to come out of the state’s keep it coming we the rest of the world
    can’t get enough

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  • CoolsBreeze 3 years ago

    That Trump supporter could write his own jokes.

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  • Teddy Boragina 3 years ago

    Literally the first thing I thought of when Cruz dropped was that you guys
    will need to change your “road to the whitehouse” graphic.

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  • Brad Lamb 3 years ago

    This doesnt make any sense lol why the fuck do you idiots support an idiot
    who slanders people with absurd made up claims. And his shit just gets more
    stupid by the day

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  • dumb gal 3 years ago

    haahahaha poor ted

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  • reveivl 3 years ago

    He had way better timing than the lizard.

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  • Brad Lamb 3 years ago

    Death to all the rednecks and their sister/wives/daughters

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  • flopinator 3 years ago

    “Are you Canadian?” I forgot what it was like to laugh uncontrollably like
    that, well played. I’m from Indiana and I approve this message.

    Reply

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