Ted Cruz squared off against nemesis Donald Trump by once again digging into his ’80s movie reference guide.
first view bruh
*TRUMP > HILLARY*
*WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*
*EITHER VOTE TRUMP OR JILL STEIN, WRITE IN BERNIE, OR DON’T VOTE AT ALL*
You couldn’t write this shit lol
HUNGER FOR POWER GAMES THIS WEEK! GET PUMPED!!!!!!!!
David aka Trey Johnson who used to live in Fayetteville, NC Is the master mind behind the silk road 2.0 online and many other nefarious projects. We look very similar so he commits crimes in my name because I have a criminal record. Dude I know you set my father up and had him held prisoner while you and christian lopez were working for the Chinese. When the brothers catch up with you they are going to skin you alive punk. Trey is setting you all up to lead you to slaughter brothers and sisters. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you but never be a mindless slave for someone just because they feed you.
Man I wanted to see Colbert talk about Cruz’s suspension. Now I gotta wait a day ?
he is out
So I’d give it 2 weeks before the Zodiac Killer makes an appearance.
I was really hoping for Ted to continue my unfinished work. #Letdown #adolfing
This is the most tongue tied I’ve ever seen stephen? He kept trying to push through it but it wasn’t working too well
Fucking WRECKED. Lmao, that psycho xenophobe Trump supporter is hilarious!
That trump supporter is a great roaster.
i don’t hate Cruz like most people, I just disagree w/ him on issues….. but that debate with the redneck was absolutely comedy gold
Ted’s just BEGGING to be interrupted with those obnoxiously long pauses.
lol he doesn’t even sound president material.
R.I.P. the segment Road to the White House… now one candidate too short. I’m excited for the next installment of the Hungry for Power Games (hopefully with special guest Cooper), but this means that all these great bits are now starting to fade…. like Cruz’s campaign several months ago.
I actually think bernie sanders vs Donald Trump would be a better debate
That Trump supporter’s wit was simply unstumpable. Can we nominate him?
Cruz is so evil, he deserves to burn.
That Ted Interview is Hilarious !
USA is turning into SouthPark turnt reality, I swear
Trump supporters sure look stupid damn…
Haha, Cruz was getting DESTROYED by those Trump fans. Shit had me dyin!!!
OMG , house of cards did it again , predicted the photo
Oh rednecks support Trump what a surprise.
That Trump supporter should get his own late night show
It’s 2016….. Voters want a wall built around the borders. Reagan went to the Iron Wall to protest it. I wonder which world leader would protest Trump’s wall.
Mama Cass and the ham sandwich is the myth that just won’t die.
Don’t worry Republicans, John Kasich will save the GOP! He’s about to make the most INCREDIBLE COMEBACK in the history of presidential elections!! Just watch and see!!
Just kidding. Trump’s going to be the nominee….and thus America is one step closer to being supremely fucked.
He chose to die like the people he killed in the late 60’s.
Well, he definitely died. ?????
Lol that guy killed Ted Cruz during his weird…..pauses in between…….sentences.
Ted Cruz is a reptile, this explains why he’s in the slitherin house
“The question everybody here should ask ….” “Are you Canadian?” I completely lost it at that moment. Absolutely hilarious!
Just announced::: the zodiac killer dropped out.
“Are you Canadian?” LMAO ???
So who will replace the Tin Man?
Trump is still better than Hillary. If you don’t vote to Trump, Hillary win. That means long-term stagnation of the US. I don’t want it.
“are you Canadian”
I look forward to the Donald head in each Road to the White House segment
tomorrow will hungry for power games. ted cruz. Yes!!
“Are you a canadian?” It’s a fair question. Colbert is the best around and someone give that redneck a fox news talkshow please???
that’s what happens when you fail to mimic human speech and attempt to run for president. slide back to your home in Canada! We don’t want you!
Are you Canadian? AWESOME!!
that “are you Canadian ?” bit is classic.
Can’t wait for the “Hungry for Power Games”
Despite being a Trump supporter, that guy interrupting Ted Cruz is pretty cool
“Tributes, assemble!” CANT WAIT
That Trump voter’s comebacks are funny AF
Trump supporters sure look dumb as a rock, but hell they burned Ted like pros.
Oh sure, everyone blamed Canada but now Americans want to come and live here cuz you got Biff Tannen for prez. SMH
Hands down who wants to be the next president is the best reality TV show by far to come out of the state’s keep it coming we the rest of the world can’t get enough
That Trump supporter could write his own jokes.
Literally the first thing I thought of when Cruz dropped was that you guys will need to change your “road to the whitehouse” graphic.
This doesnt make any sense lol why the fuck do you idiots support an idiot who slanders people with absurd made up claims. And his shit just gets more stupid by the day
haahahaha poor ted
He had way better timing than the lizard.
Death to all the rednecks and their sister/wives/daughters
“Are you Canadian?” I forgot what it was like to laugh uncontrollably like that, well played. I’m from Indiana and I approve this message.
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