It’s A Covid Celebration

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Published on April 20, 2022

Everyone who’s on the plane: breathe in! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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28 comments

  • New Message 2 months ago

    Covid isn’t the virus I counted on catching in the Mile High Club, but… what are ya gonna do? Wear protection or something?

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  • James Calbraith 2 months ago

    Yay now I can breathe everyone’s farts freely, like I’ve always wanted.

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  • Dulila 2 months ago

    Yup, this is what is happening in France where we’re no longer required to wear a mask indoors. I spent more than two years without catching this virus and I caught it two weeks ago because no one else around me in the office but me was wearing the mask.

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  • Zesty 2 months ago

    1:19 _”Get off my”_ … oh, well, I guess we’ll never know.

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  • Pyramidhead 2 months ago

    Everybody with half a brain should realise that all these mask mandate drops mean that well be definitely will be wearing masks by September/October.

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  • Phase52012 2 months ago

    A couple of hours in a sealed tube with no masks and 80% of the air is recycled! What could possibly go wrong?

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  • A I 2 months ago

    Covid is weak now because of omicron. End the restrictions

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  • Waryaa Wariiri 2 months ago

    That airline clapping clip reminded me the famous Seinfeld quote of *”serenity now, insanity later.”*

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  • figmo397 2 months ago

    Perfect!

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  • Stormy Natero 2 months ago

    Yeah that judge could be In trouble …

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  • Space Force Commander 2 months ago

    Now that everyone will be breathing Covid again, more of the unvaccinated will end up in hospital.

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  • YoSoyMami 2 months ago

    My husband’s family came home last Friday after a week of vacation. Exactly 3 days later ALL SEVEN OF THEM tested positive. I think I will stay home thankyouverymuch. ๐Ÿ™„

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  • Cissy X 2 months ago

    ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ™ Thankful for my abundant N95 mask supply.

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  • Chris Ashcroft 2 months ago

    These will be the most free people ever….in the intensive care dept.

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  • Taz Dolla 2 months ago

    Those people were so happy in the pic I seen I thought they won some money

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  • Thomas Sutherland 2 months ago

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜น ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜น ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜น masks don’t work saysvon the box covid is is real as that cartoon that’s dancing

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  • q n 2 months ago

    If they can smell my fart on the airplane, then they can catch the C-19 on the airplane through that flimsy mask.

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  • hellcat1988 2 months ago

    As if the people weren’t enough of a reason to avoid flying commercial already…

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  • justathought 2 months ago

    The law is an ass.
    Sorry, I meant Judge Kathryn Mizelle is an ass.
    Er, Florida’s legal system is an ass?
    How about Drumph appointees are asses?
    Drumph, what an ass!

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  • mohamed motark 2 months ago

    so funny I choked on my soymilk hahahahaha covidiots!

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  • Jennifer 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ค๐ž๐ฉ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ˆ ๐๐ž๐œ๐ข๐๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐–๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž. ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:)

    ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ก๐ฆ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ณ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Ashley Fernandez 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ$ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ ๐›๐ž ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ .. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:) ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • piwosi 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ง $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญโ€ฆ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š..
    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:) ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐‡๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฃ๐จ๐›.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Brooklyn 2 months ago

    *I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I’m my non-public boss.
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  • gagisag 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ง $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญโ€ฆ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š..
    ๐Ÿ™‚
    ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:)
    ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Erinones 2 months ago

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  • Shawna Mccormick 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ง $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญโ€ฆ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š..
    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:) ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ณ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • neficib 2 months ago

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