Despite his affinity for sitting, some are questioning whether or not the President is off his rocker.
Yes it is okay to say the d word about this stupid ugly orange gorilla
It’s been okay ever since he got inaugurated into the white house
Average > Below average > SJW > Kardashian > A pebble >>> Creationist > Trumpsters
Hi there. Having trouble falling asleep tonight? Do you want to hear a little bedtime story? ..it goes like this :
“Once upon a time in a far far faraway land, there was a big, foul, obese dragon called Trumputrid. Trumputrid had become so obese because it gorged itself tremendously on the adulation and cheering of its fawning little cult of subjects. And all the while its already unwholesome brain was turning even more corrupt due to too much power. Trumputrid had, sadly, taken hostage the fair Princess Earth. Every day it tormented her, prodding her with its small, dainty but oh so depraved talons, and it also gleefully contaminated her air with its putrid breath, turning her very skin parched and her hair brittle. As if that wasn’t enough, the gluttonous dragon bragged about being able to create what it called “Fire and Fury”: if it was to breathe fire onto its own farts, something the hapless Princess hoped to never behold; she had never ever before witnessed farts as enormously explosive as those of Trumputrid the dragon, and she wanted intensely for them to remain unlit. Woe! Woe to all..
But then, one day, there came a brave Knight, Mueller was his name. A hardened and shrewd fellow, he had studied assiduously the crooked ways, the sly methods, of the lethargic dragon Trumputrid.
Now, mounted on his proud stallion Mandate, firmly clasping the mighty sword Inquest, Knight Mueller charged fiercely at the bloated abomination…….”
– ah, you’re sleeping already, bless your hearts.. perhaps the rest of the story will come to you in your dreams .
“Billy Bus bush tape” When a verbal flub is as accurate as the original copy.
Trump ‘scatting’ sounds like a newly released video out of Russia.
And with that mental image.. sleep well, America!
Dick douche dog shit or all of the above
Why the fuck was the order of uploading “Second – First – Third” when it came to the monologue?!
All you Trump haters will be eating your words some day – sooner than you think. And Morning Joe? Who would want to wake up to those two talking heads??? And is Joe’s comment in response to Trump’s tweet”
President Trump dredged up a notorious old mystery with his latest bomb at NBC, citing the bizarre death 16 years ago of a young female staffer in the office of then-congressman and current “Morning Joe” co-host Joe Scarborough.
So is this a recording from Thursday or did they not want to run the Flynn news
I always wondered what Mika’s purpose is on that show. Give googooo adoring eyes to Joe and throw in a word here and there?
SFTU Scarborough, you helped elect the Mad Oompa Loompa member? you member right?…
Monologue Order 1.Is It Okay To Say The ‘D’ Word About Trump Yet? 2.Trump’s Anti-Muslim Propaganda Snuff Film Tweet Party 3.Trump Said There’s Nothing Like ‘First Rate P****’
*NO Mr. Colbert nothing in this world is as satisfying as **_skip ad._*
I wonder who had to change Trumps diaper today after he shit his pants when Flynn pled guilty?
I love you Stephen. I love you.
1. Is It Okay To Say The ‘D’ Word About Trump Yet? 2. Trump’s Anti-Muslim Propaganda Snuff Film Tweet Party 3. Trump Said There’s Nothing Like ‘First Rate P****’
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