The Justice Department has ordered the current administration to preserve all notes of Trump’s calls and meetings with foreign leaders, Trump asks another foreign government to investigate Biden in front of press on the South Lawn despite the impeachment inquiry, Pence gets brought into the Ukraine mess, Rudy Giuliani admits to crimes on TV, and the House heard testimony from Trump’s now-former special envoy to Ukraine, Kurt Volker.
hMr Putin got exactly what he wanted with Trump
ReplyDude you suck. I think you need to ask your writers to do better job or find better topics and jokes for you. TRUMP bashing isn’t working for you. You are no Colbert ??♂️
ReplyIf he does, than WE THE PEOPLE, we shall feel true JOY!!!
ReplyLowest unemployment rate since 1970
Reply– Lowest unemployment rate for women since 1955
– Veterans’ unemployment recently reached its lowest rate in nearly 20 years
– African-American unemployment has recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded
– Hispanic-American unemployment is at the lowest rate ever recorded
– Asian-American unemployment recently achieved the lowest rate ever recorded
– Wages have gone up since the start of his Presidency
– The US economy is the strongest its ever been in history
– Passed a bill on prison reform “first step act”
– Passed a bill to provide 1.8 billion dollars of funding for autism
– Signed the “right to try” law allowing terminally ill patients to experiment with different therapies
– 6 billion dollars of funding to fight Opioid crisis
– Removed China’s strangle hold on America
– Started building the wall to prevent smuggling of humans and drugs through the border.
– Plenty more whilst fighting the fake “Russian collusion and Ukrainian’ hoaxes perpetrated by the democrats because their darling Hillary got pumped!!!
As sad as it seems ….he will get away with it . He is above all not even congress can touch him.
ReplyIt’s hard to make fun of someone who does such a good job of it himself.
ReplyThe three stooges and the cell warmer
Replylol what a stable genius!
ReplyHey Jimmy,wonder why you have a sickly deformed young child?..it’s the vile hatred and slander running thru your filthy blood
ReplyKentucky Fried President ? ?
ReplyGina
ReplyOh yeah…..Manafort….haven’t heard that name for awhile. Seems like a hundred years ago.
ReplyLolol no talks of Gulianis documents going live on YouTube soaking in evidence that the accusers did what they’re accusing him of? Biden admitted it on tv. This anti trump craze on talk shows is a last desperate attempt. Watch. Colbert and Kimmel are gonna be seen in new cars and vacation homes from that money from the dnc.
ReplyJimmy is the Mozart of Trump trolls…
ReplyAlso the play by play is Johnny Most worthy.
And, …it’s Shakespearean how Trump is helping and hurting him, ?
Nice job Jimmy…….suitably snarky.
ReplyIs Jimmy Kimmel a complete establishment sellout hack? Yes, yes he is….. What a complete loser. Not only will Trump not be impeached, he’s going to win 2020 and it’s going to be hilarious watching the melt down for a second time. You morons need to wake up.
ReplyDid he or did he not just incriminate himself?
ReplyCa Democrats pay $5 per gallon gas, The Biden family get paid millions promoting foreign fossil fuel… its amazing how stupid the rank and file democrat is.
ReplyOrange house statements should always start with: In this episode of the biggest liar…
ReplyDid Jimmy watch a documentary about snakes recently? This is like the third reference he’s made to one unhinging their jaw in the past few nights. He made the same joke with Gwyneth Paltrow last night.
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