Get the shot or surf on your couch! #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
I hate these masks its driving me crazy tested negative 4 times covid is lingering obviously not going anywhere as long as we are all alive walking and breathing the damn AIR
Catchy tune. Glad to see Dr. F’s making use of some down time. Man can not live by disease solving alone.
Going to the beach would be nice, but politicians love lockdown.
4thwave unless we all pull together for the sake of our country and neighbors. we can at least, finally, act like adults during this crisis, can’t we? and finally get past it! ty lssc fam, maybe someone will listen this time!
They ripped of the Beastie Boys with that song!
B.e.S.T f’u”l’l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L’s —L—o—V—e—S—e—X—..❤️⤵️
在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`’守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1617960644
Not even having watched yet, yes a fourth wave is coming, because people are idiots and refuse to listen to medical experts. Sadly the virus does not only target said idiots.
If anyone thinks this will ever end your just crazy this will be around forever now
In addition to couch surfing, almost everyone will probably be channel surfing too.🙃
whatever. get over it, people. the vax will not stop it. the vax is unnecessary.
my young Hispanic neighbor said this after learning about CDC’s guidelines on not to travel if unvaccinated
“this is a true medical apartheid that would disallow healthy law abiding tax paying citizen if they don’t participate in this vaccine experiment, a new form of oppression and illusion …” He also “Choose not to vote last Nov, because the result were fixed”
a 4th wave? You’re keeding me, we’re still in the 3rd wave in my country. Seems like it’s not only for the vaccination that we are late…
4th wave? Lol. We are still…NVM. it’s not gone people. Never left. Our fatique and craziness didn’t do a thing for it. And well, we need to keep saying the vaccine doesn’t prevent you from getting sick. Very sick. Like long haulers sick for a long time with a mild case. But if we don’t keep saying it as general knowledge, come next year, the continued virus will cause us to end up with a red senate again. Because it WILL BE ALL JOE’S FAULT. Stop saying it’s over.
I think it’s gonna be the endless wave 🌊🌊🌊🌊
oooohh ooooooohhh oooh…
There is GOING to be a 4th wave, to be sure. It will be of the more transferable variation & dont book your holidays before 2024 folks.
Fauci is always in the verge of yelling “we are all gonna dieeeeeeee”
Was that supposed to be funny
Wait isn’t the USA still in its first wave?
Dr Fauci can add “Groovy” to his cv 😀
If it is, it’s primarily going to infect and kill the stupid, and Trump supporters and I have no problem with that whatsoever.
Just like the motion of the ocean, Covid ‘waves’ will be around for a very long time. The reason? Irresponsible humans. Those who refuse to believe Covid is real, those who refuse to wear a mask, those who refuse to stay their asses at home and those ‘Karens’ who whine about their ‘rights’.
People are still gathering in crowds shoulder to shoulder, some with masks, some without. They are still traveling and they are still as stupid as they were BEFORE the pandemic.
I will wear my mask until the day I die.
Mask..no mask…it doesn’t matter. Once people are scared…you lost them. They don’t recover from fear. It eats them alive and controls them. The government knew what they were doing
Research to find out how effective the current vaccines work on the variants is still ongoing. As more and more variants are popping up, it may take a while to keep up with them.
Old T-men serving their dark lord
Mask wearing bottle hand sanitizer fourth new
Talking about a fourth wave we haven’t gotten over the first one yet!!!!!!!
The last song you guys made was amazing
How is it wave 4 when we have not finished the first.
Fourth wave of a .15% ifr virus. Wow better hope I don’t catch the sniffles.
FFS ppl,china is coming coz they lose money everyday.So they made this virus,to sell shit.So it will,just go take vacine.and hope 4 best.:) GL from Croatia
This is perfect! I hate the beach boys and I hate coronavirus! 💞
It’s worth pointing out that genetic evidence indicates that one pandemic in the past lasted for roughly 15 *million* years, and that about 8% of our DNA comes from viruses.
This may not be it, but at least one disease will become a permanent part of our evolutionary history and it will take a long time to co-evolve with it.
Covid ‘no need to drink and drive’ I have taken the job.
It will never end, wake up people !!
Fully vaccinated, wearing a mask, staying home as cases never went down far enough to make me feel safe. Plateau is not a gone
Virus wouldn’t be so constant if Trump didn’t sit on his lazy all day and pretend it was nothing. Seriously, can we really the Red Party after their absolute submission to the virus?
4th wave my ass it’s been just one giant clusterfuck tsunami
If there is a 4th wave, I don’t think it will last long. They said they’ll have the vaccine to everybody next month. If we’re lucky, maybe it will be earlier.
Is A Forth Wave Coming?
Well, it IS “human being in 2021” that has to deal with it, sooo… proba-fluckin-bly… =,(
Colbert crew killing it with the cold open again. You have such talented people working on this show
How good can you guys be!!!!
Not sure if comedy bits about a deadly virus is a great idea.
Polio didn’t ‘come and went’. Polio took years to develop an effective vaccine. It was eventually believed to have been eradicated, but I recall in the past several years that it may have raised it’s ugly head once or twice again.
Catch a Fourth Wave: Endless Bummer
my husband got his first shot wednesday. I got my first yesterday. 🙂 doing our best to do our part. it wasn’t easy to find an appointment.
Make a catching tune about the WAVE BREAKER, PLZ!
We need an vaccine, immune song, something to sing and focus on! <33
Great Beach Boys parody!
Colbert, As a member of a family who knows the tragedy of Covid first hand , thanks for your humor , imagination and intelligent writers . We couldn’t have made it through thus pandemic without you ! Your wife is also cute and we love her chuckles as your audience.
Black Mountain, NC
Given his support for Trump and 60 years of just being the worst, I imagine Mike Love is off somewhere trying to turn old Beach Boys songs into COVID denying tunes: “Don’t Mask Me, Baby”; “I Know there’s No Virus”; “Bad Vaccinations”…
Lol Stephen really likes parodying the beach boys
I’m surfing the couch now! I’m lockdown! Yay, Ontario!
Does that include, besides, shooting the curl, shooting those that insist on following QAnon?
How about instead of “Hanging Ten”, we hang all of them!
Major cred and respect to the musicians, because hawt damn, thought i was listening to a bootleg beach boys tape!
see you in 2022….
Who are these artists that are working on these videos?? Are their names in the credits?? Congrats to an awesome, talented crew!! Loved this. I want more vids like this. Shout out to the art and music departments as well as the writers. Great work everyone!!
Anybody ever asked the question how Covid can be on the rise while 146 million Americans supposedly are immune?
Now I want to see the Mein Land version with Fauci…
Totally hilarious and brilliant. You guys are geniuses!
Frankie and Annette….memories!!
Perfectly captured the beach boys musicality 🎶
Yes we are, I constantly see people without Masks on. I do not believe they got the Shots. We are living is selfish times spurred on by the horrible example of the Boomers.
imo, so many have been vaccinated and probably triple the number of reported cases already caught it and have immunity that we won’t see a true 4th wave… but I’m not the epidemiologist with 30+ years of experience on the matter
I think I have sand in my crack. Oh, it was just crumbs from the granola bar I just ate. I’m only surfing the net. That’s a relief.
Unfortunately, every thing Dr Fauci says comes true.
America must follow his guidance, and stop producing dreadful mutations you’re spreading across the planet.
Some of us never left lockdown! (Hello from Ireland where we can’t go more than 3 miles from our house since xmas)
We had 3 waves? The whole year seemed like one same thing.
Um, guys, polio never left. It’s still around, too, just waiting for the anti-vaxxers.
When did we get over the first wave?
I had my second shot of the vaccine back on 10Jan2021, but I still wore masks everywhere except at the gym. There’s a lot of mutations spreading around the world lately, so it doesn’t hurt to err on the side of caution.
Lol! Is all I have to say.
I also rocked out to Cheap Trick
A fourth wave?😕😕
Australia is almost free. No masks needed now. Though as soon as there is a couple back on they go.
and a 5th and so on because we aren’t vaccinating enough people globally to stop variants, which means plenty of time to cook up more variants that can fly on in whenever they want and cause more shutdowns regardless of who’s vaccinated to the previous variant. yay late stage capitalism where it can’t happen unless someone’s making a killing on it and oh yeah, f u 3rd world, time for some eugenics. Praise be to the free market and the competition model i guess
If the video is LESS THAN 2 minutes long, putting an ad on them is considered the height of incompetent internet broadcasting, sorry. You can plop it in at the end, but NEVER at the beginning. Why risk damaging your own brand? 🙄
I feel this is a ridiculous talking point as this is still the first wave. In my opinion waves would be differentiated by gaining control of the virus in the first place then a wave of new infections could be called the second wave. Since the US, even under lockdown, never got control of the virus (fewer than 1,000 infections a day) this talk of waves seems ridiculous. I know there are many reasons for using this terminology including reducing the chances for panic however at this point given that we’ve accepted 60,000 plus infections a day to be normal a little panic maybe a good thing. After all we have over half a million people dead whereas other countries that know what the hell they’re doing and have citizens and politicians who have the common sense not to politicize a disease, have deaths numbered in the thousands and new infection rates of under 100.
I thumbed down only because I have to wonder what people who have died of the virus and those who lost loved ones would feel about this parody. Too soon?
There will be ten waves and half the population dead before America takes Covid19 seriously.
yes we going have dozens of them but cause China just let it out but where the sanctions or hearings at un
aren’t you all pretty much vaccinated by now in USA? so how could there be any significant resurgence?
Follow the bouncing virus!
Help europe because they are passes over passes 👎🥵vaccine if you want to avoid the fouth 😏
Masks, sanitizer and distancing remain effective. People just need the ability to stay the hell home when they think it’s not safe to go out. That said, I say we go for total global vaccination and snuff this damn virus out for keeps.
Is it unkind to point out that here in New Zealand we followed the science and now COVID has gone and life has been back to normal for months?
Yeah it’s probably unkind. But:
If there’s a forth wave, it will be in america, not the entire world. Stop confusing the two pls.
Sand in my crack made me LOL.
Why are they talking about a 4th wave we NEVER GOT OUT THE 1ST ONE.
Of course there will be another, that Americans. Weather is getting nice spring break is here so of course that means the idiots will be out. Example Trump goes to Mexico (trying to collect the check he thinks they owe us for the wall) and the only one without a mask on. See idiot!
a fourth wave would mean the first one ended
So this is why I need to keep my day job. I thought my version of “shut up and dance with me”, entitled, “Shut up, and wear your mask!” was funny. This number, with Dr. Fauci surfing , is truly a “howl”. That’s the difference between amateur and professional humor: the professionals are funnier.
Takehome point for the Bloomberg School set: “Edu-tainment!” works best when it’s mostly entertainment.
Even so, to this day I recall the following additional (strictly amateur) health messages: “Up two, down three, think of your heart and take the stairs!” “Drink Eight, Hydrate!” And the unforgettable: “Dr. Helen Abbey says: EAT IRON!”
“Oh, don’t you touch your face,
Be sure to wash your hands.”
I said, “Let’s break that rule.”
She said, “Shut up, and Wear Your Mask!
That shouldn’t be too much to ask!”
She said, “Woo, hoo,
Shut up! And Wear your Mask!”
You don’t want to be victims of the BUG
The biological viral epidemic-Thug,
You’ll catch it if you stand too close or hug,
You don’t want to catch the Covid,
Don’t let yourself get Covid!
She looked at me,
I don’t know how it happened,
Six feet away, and she said:
“Oh, don’t you dare get sick,
Survival is your task!”
I said, “You’re telling me?”
She said, “Shut up! And wear your mask!
This shouldn’t be too much to ask!”
She said, “Stay alive!
Stay well! And wear your mask!”
Full PPE and some beat up ‘crock’s [‘crocks’ are a kind of clog shoe that doctors wear’]
My public-health Juliet, anti-Covid Doc.
I felt it in my chest as she looked at me,
Separated by that Covid,
like tragic lovers out of Ovid.
Six feet away,
I don’t know how it happened.
We talked on line, and she said:
“Oh, don’t you dare get sick.
Survival is your task.”
I said, “When can we meet?”
She said, “Shut up, and wear your mask!”
“I want to meet YOU, not your next of kin.
So Stay alive—Shut up, and wear your mask!”
Oh, c’mon girl!
Deep in her eyes
I think I see the future
I realize, this is my last chance.
From six feet away
I don’t know how it happened,
She looked at me and she said:
“Oh, don’t you dare get sick,
Just stay six feet away,
Survival is your task,
Be sure to always wear your mask!”
This woman is my destiny.
She said, “Stay well for me!
Stay well, and wear your mask!”
It’s never gonna end!!!! And I don’t care if this Asian hate is going in because of the virus, you can keep blaming them!
Weirdos watch this crap
Canada’s peak infection rate (happening right now I hope) is roughly comparable, on a per capita basis to the US’s current plateau. As in our high of about 7500 cases per day and your low of about 66000 cases per day. It’s nice to see the US is finally closing that gap because the widening has been heartbreaking.
Fauci’s head is pasted on Elvis’s body from Blue Hawaii. I bet Fauci is one of the few who are old enough to know that.
I need a Fauci surfing doll.
If they care why do they have kids sardined into cages on the boarder with confirmed covid cases inside? Wake up people they don’t care about stemming the curve. They just want to have control and power.
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