Introducing: Boston Hand Sanitizer

Published on March 11, 2020

Listen kid, Boston has the best sports teams, the best grinders, and the best hand sanitizer. #Colbert #Coronavirus #ColdOpens

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 3 years ago

    Alternative Vax (aka The Ultimate Antidote to Anti-Vax)

    From Donald Trump be vaccinated
    We all must get inoculated
    From his nasty viral tweets
    Full of lies and his conceits

    Eradicate this germaphobe
    From every corner of the globe
    Then of this dirt please wash your hands
    And stay clear of his putrid glands

    If you want to prevent contagion
    Get rid of him, don’t let him rage on
    So when next he urges “hire us”
    Do not vote for this horrid virus

  • Steve kombolis 3 years ago

    Hand sanitizer made by prisoners? Well it’s a good thing there’s no way they harbor some sort of grudge towards society.

  • Shviko 3 years ago

    great content keep up the amazing work

  • Nolynox 3 years ago

    Where would the USA be without its sweet slave labour saving the day.

  • Tommy Miner 3 years ago

    As someone from New England I appreciate how shitty their accents are in just the right way

  • theldun1 3 years ago

    Has nobody ever heard of soap I swear to god……..

  • Jedii Kniight 3 years ago

    Prisoners make it? Have fun putting prisoner jizz on your hands, New York

  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 3 years ago

    Actual scientists say you shouldn’t make your own hand sanitizer since making it properly is actually very hard and because its no substitute for washing your hands for 20 seconds.

  • Igor Schmidlapp 3 years ago

    Well, now we know why John Krasinski was there the day before… dialect coaching the bit… ;-P

  • Brick Tamland 3 years ago

    Seattle hand sanitizer = Starbucks and Bum water

  • Carol Mello 3 years ago

    My husband was a New Yorker and I was originally from the Boston area. This was very funny.

    Be safe. Wash your hands with soap. 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

  • J 3 years ago

    I wonder what happens if the prisoners refuse to do the labour

  • Bruce strkland 3 years ago

    And from the heart of Florida the Tallevast hand sanitizer and oder elliminator and soft arburn hair dye. 😳

  • Clutch Cargo 3 years ago

    This was as funny as a brain hemorrhage. God this show is becoming so lame. I give up on all the late night talkies. They all suck especially disappointed in Colbert. I expected some adult humor.

  • Mahdi Farshchian 3 years ago

    Yankees do suck that is fact

  • Vidya Gopal 3 years ago

    Cool, utilizing modern day slavery to make life easier for the rest of us

  • DawnGreywing 3 years ago

    I am from Boston, this pleases me

  • Kain 77 3 years ago

    Nah Kid, we’d use Jameson. Also we don’t say Grinders! Did you guys get Martin Sheen to show you how to do a Boston accent? Ya suspect kid!

  • Royo2013 3 years ago

    No hand sanitizer? Let the prisoners make it! This is the most American solution ever


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