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Yep definitely time to ditch Instagram as well; I can no longer tell myself it’s not Facebook
Even if they name Instagram “Comcast Facebook Spirit airline Instagram”, nothing will stop guys from going on to Instagram to see half naked girls.
A man *got* 24,000 dollars for accidental circumcision? Seems like a good deal. You usually have to pay to get your foreskin hacked.
Love Seth’s gossip joke
The Book of Busty Women is a book I would buy. I would buy the special edition. It is dishwasher proof. Edit: Anyone who just read my comment is now 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Good thing it’s anonymous.
Before you become a polititian, there should be a mandatory background check
I’d take $24k for that. Lol.
So the mass shooters are gay?
I think it’s very progressive of you to name your son after a Greek muse. Who says Nike is only a girl’s name?
You still have your tip when you get circumcised. It’s the foreskin that goes.
Internet breast milk?
“Gay marriage causes mass shootings” is the spiciest take I’ve ever seen. I don’t think there’s been a single mass shooter in history who was in a same gender marriage or had same gender parents, so … Do married queer folks just hand out guns to unstable people all day? Is exposure to same gender couples so traumatic to straight guys they just HAVE to mow down people with semi-automatics to repair their masculinity? Is the magic carpenter in the sky possessing random people and sending them on killing sprees because he’s mad about gay wedding cakes?
I’m a huge fan of jokes being on the cusp of funny enough. They produce those titters around the audience that echo throughout the room, but never form into a full audience laughing. Like the gossip joke. The muted laughter seems to feel much longer than when a joke lands normally. Seth’s rescue of the joke afterwards was spot on.
ruined it…should have been ‘tip off’
The gossip joke would’ve been funnier if he had limited the number of people gossiping.
Why is this segment always so awkward?
I’m gonna have to stop using WhatsApp from Facebook, the problem is that every one here uses it for texting.
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