Go inside Ted Cruz’s head during his debate with challenger Beto O’Rourke. There’s plenty of room.
Who thinks Ted Cruz is better than Trump? ?
Who thinks anything is better than Trump? ?
“Bein’ a Dad..”
* cut to footage of his children recoiling from his touch in disgust *
VOTE FOR BETO !!!
Samantha Bee brought me here
Ted Cruz reminds of that kid on the playground nobody wanted to touch because he had cooties.
Ted Cruz: “Being a Blobfish lookalike.”
Being a dad can be very political.
Ted Cruz is too cowardly to stand up for his own wife and his dad, what makes anyone think he will stand up for Texas?
I was hoping he’d say, “Defending my wife’s honor”… oh wait…
Should have just said he beat Jimmy Kimmel one on one
This is how you Not blend in with the humans?… 101 for us aliens… ?Class dismissed ??
Surprised he didn’t say anything about Harvey, unless that was all political
Are we even sure he’s a person really? ?
Some reptilian species do have excellent parenting skills. Umbrage!
Oh, being a dad was hard for you, Ted? I’m so sorry. Now imagine how the dad’s feel who lost their kids due maniacs with easy access to firearms because of you and your refusal to do your job and take any action.
how did this snake stay in power for so long?
Loony tune Ted.
You guys should check out the descriptions of the videos too. This one got me good 😀
“Don’t say remembering your days as the Zodiac killer… Don’t say remembering your days as the Zodiac killer…”
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