If You’re Watching This, Thermonuclear War Hasn’t Wiped Out Humanity

Published on April 19, 2017

Stephen’s Tuesday monologue was taped in front of a live (for now) studio audience.

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  • Phillip Timothy 3 years ago

    Who else feels like Colbert is helping you get through the next 4 years?

  • David Vilela 3 years ago

    We’re fucked

  • God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon 3 years ago

    Trump’s hair always looks like it just experienced thermonuclear war.

  • Richard Casemore 3 years ago

    Spicergeddon, when sean spicer denies world world three.

  • Tiia Mannix 3 years ago

    Don’t jinx it!

  • Sunny Shine 3 years ago

    “When people voted for Trump, they’re not our best. They’re not you. They’re not you. They’re people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
    Except the last one, it’s more appropriate than Donald Trumps speech.
    So, Trumptards, you definitely have NO right to complain….Unless you want to accept that Trump is a fuckin racist idiot and you want to apologize for electing him.

  • William Brooke 3 years ago

    With the way things are going all that time playing fallout will have played off.

  • FreneticKey 3 years ago

    I’m a kiwi and i am hoping the Democrats win the 2018 races so they can impeach the hell out of Trump. China is so far our only hope.

  • KingOfMadCows 3 years ago

    Pompous megalomaniacal wannabe dictator with a bad haircut who inherited all his wealth from his father doesn’t know who Kim Jong-un is.

  • Lab Matt 3 years ago

    “The election is over!” says the guy who keeps talking about how much better he is than Hillary Clinton.

  • TheArtist 3 years ago

    Stephen is f%$#^&g savage.
    I’ll keep saying this for as long as Colbert is alive.

  • Cruze Adams 3 years ago

    Why does it feel like Trump is just a mellower version of Eric Cartman, while his bestie Alex Jones seems like the normal version of Cartman. In that case, Sean Spicer is Butters.

  • Nobody Knows 3 years ago

    It’s 2017 and we still censor out middle fingers. What are we, 12 years old or something?

  • Queenie Isn't Here 3 years ago

    like my mother always said…it’s only funny until there’s a fucking mushroom cloud. :S

  • Mr. Figo 3 years ago

    Christ, this world is lost. I’ll just sit here with a beer and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

  • Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice 3 years ago

    Trump must be so happy (inside) he got to be on his favorite show
    Fox & Friends !!!

  • Sidney Alberts 3 years ago

    Can someone tell Trump that the election is over, since he’s the one who keeps bringing that shit up the most? What a farce, a joke, America’s govt has become. What the fuck happened, yo?

  • Paul Renfrew 3 years ago

    Trump’s prepared to fight to the last drop of someone else’s blood .

  • George Mason 3 years ago

    I got scared for a minute lol. I misread the title.

  • Rachel Trainor 3 years ago

    The Obama’s have such cool friends.


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