If You Don’t Know, Now You Know: New Tech | The Daily Show

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Published on May 24, 2021

The Facebook/Apple privacy battle. Microchipped employees. Ransomware hacks. Here’s what you need to know about emerging technologies and the implications for privacy. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Technology

00:00 – Facebook vs. Apple
07:44 – Beauty Filters
16:46 – New Toilets
22:25 – Ransomware
29:44 – Microchips
35:11 – 5G

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254 comments

  • Adish Nair 3 years ago

    Indians are awake broda

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  • Maheen Munir 3 years ago

    2 people disliked this video before it was premiered. At least watch the video.

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  • Epic Maps 3 years ago

    If you don’t know now you know that I definitely will not wait 7 hours for this

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  • Anıl Gokhannn 3 years ago

    #FreePalestine

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  • Jo Beey 3 years ago

    Nice hair

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  • Mosha Driscoll 3 years ago

    Reminder set

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  • John Aurelius 3 years ago

    Boycot “premiering” videos for cluttering the feed

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  • Kaylan Charles Mark 3 years ago

    Jeez patience guys

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  • Mohammed Saad 3 years ago

    I definitely will wait 6 hours for this

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  • Go Away. 3 years ago

    Do we Really NEED a premier? Like for anything on YouTube?

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  • A P 3 years ago

    If you didn’t know: Trevor Noah is a cuomosexual and property of the democrat party.

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  • Justin Johnson 3 years ago

    Talk about photo acoustic imaging devices!!!!

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  • Aaron B 3 years ago

    Treffor is a terrible name.

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  • Tukaro 3 years ago

    Since when did TD(SD)S do premieres? And for standard segments at that? Or do they think that premieres are the “new tech”? I’ll just watch it in two months like I do everything else that gets added to my Watch Later queue…

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  • A P 3 years ago

    If you didn’t know: Joe Biden was a school segregationist who contributed to the mass incarceration of black people via the 1994 crime bill

    But Trevor doesn’t care because democrat votes matter more than black lives.

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  • snagh 3 years ago

    Well the Congress is trying to pass the sales of smarter bombs to Israel , as this will help Israel to precisely killing Palestinians with less mess on the infrastructure? Now that is a new tech

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  • Nugboy 420 3 years ago

    Noice

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  • Emberleigh Gacha 3 years ago

    27th comment!

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  • Until The Sun Dies 3 years ago

    Are we going to talk about Joe Biden and Hunter Biden’s corporate corruption with the Ukraine and China?

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  • Aiden Campos26 3 years ago

    Oooh I need ya watch this

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  • Max Ruso 3 years ago

    It’s not just one Gary it’s every business that exists on the planet Earth

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  • Marisa HokeFazi 3 years ago

    Comcast xfinity has targeted advertising absolutely down and of course in people run their Internet through Comcast they have all the data. This is likely why almost all the commercials we watch on TV our products we already use or memberships that we already have such as usaa and CeraVie lotion.

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  • Sedrig Tiro 3 years ago

    What

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  • del Fuego 3 years ago

    Everyday he looks more and more like the stone that the builder refuse, the visual, the inspiration, that made ladies sing the blues, the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the dark, so that you can know your left from your right, and I love it.

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  • trentonx 3 years ago

    such bs, if I’m look up sneakers online then facebook is like “here see the same 3 ads every 4 posts! ALSO half of them are scams!

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  • Norin Radd 3 years ago

    This story made me want to re-join Facebook just so I can opt out the tracking.

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  • BraIIInMuch 3 years ago

    Watching irrelevant adds is a waste of everyone’s time. Targeted adds are more efficient. Everybody wins.

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  • John Lee 3 years ago

    That Bill Gates bit is hilarious!

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  • TriXie Kat 3 years ago

    Want to make a more anime eye? easy. You use black eyeliner. If done correctly your eyes will like 2x their size.

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  • Jacob Laughbon 3 years ago

    Could always go back to MySpace. Lol

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  • elmin.x 3 years ago

    How is this tracking feature different than authorizing cookies?

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  • Sarah TAM 3 years ago

    The question why these people have money to do plastic surgeries??!! Are people really this rich??!!

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  • Suen Zhong 3 years ago

    The new toilet project is mind boggling.

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  • MonkeyJedi99 3 years ago

    With your ID being part of your implanted chip, your identity is staked out like a lamb in a pen of starving lions. Perhaps there will be companies that can make money selling Faraday cage gloves, so there is a scrap of silver lining…
    And how will people be able to legally refuse to submit their ID to an unlawful request from a poorly trained cop?

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  • Michael G 3 years ago

    Facebook may no longer be free of charge. Does anyone honestly care about that threat? I don’t. There are plenty of free social media sites that can replace them.

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  • Dr.Mantis Tobogan 3 years ago

    Ain’t giving nobody nothing he gets that back filed as a charitable donation

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  • S John 3 years ago

    Facebook has outlived it’s purpose. It needs to go the way of MySpace.

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  • null090909 3 years ago

    My favourite news app is infamously tracking my every moves and still shows completely irrelevant ads.

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  • Tanya Hibbert 3 years ago

    This is why children should not be allowed any surgery for any reason including transgender surgery until they are older. Go through the process of puberty and childhood and when you’re an adult, then address those issues. Honestly there’s no rush. Your brain is still growing and so be patient with yourself and your process. Don’t put so much pressure on yourself and tell your parents about your struggles. Also, get outside, play or do a hobby outside and enjoy your youth. Don’t be in a hurry for slow things.

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  • D. Glorious 3 years ago

    ” It’s about time” is right! Now what about for the slow poke androids?! All of these sites are outrageous with ads and tracing folks!

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  • Tinnitus Now 3 years ago

    The work that Bill Gates is doing with the toilets is wonderful work. Wish the guy interviewing took it more seriously as people around the world are not as lucky as we are.

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  • N H 3 years ago

    Your videos are so repetitive

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  • sealyoness 3 years ago

    heheh, I get all sorts of odd ads. Probably because I don’t tell YTube or FB what I think – other than the various interests I post in Private Chats. However, when I buy something online, even from major retailors, I get ads for several days about the item I purchased! I don’t like THAT. I’d blame my dell beast, but it isn’t the problem, is it? And I agree with Festus the McCrapweasel – Trevor, please keep your ‘fro!

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  • Loutish Boor 3 years ago

    Starting a go fund me to get this not funny, sad excuse for a clown a plane ticket back to Africa. Who’s in?

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  • Jesus The one the only 3 years ago

    Look no way is anyone but United States owned companies are the ones who get the 5G contracts! We are either going in the right direction or no way!

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  • hani Hordofaa 3 years ago

    Travor am ur beg fun …. pls be voice for Ethiopia too …. the terrorist Tplf use Tigray ppl as shield ……. ur sleepy president imposes sanction on Ethiopia …… take off ur hand from Ethiopia ( America)

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  • Max Dakota 3 years ago

    I agree with you Mr. Noah. The surgeries have more to do with the parent[s]. Also Drs. who approve any procedure for a child should have their licenses/certifications suspended or taken away.

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  • Debbie Andrews 3 years ago

    The teeny-tiny journey revealingly tire because sagittarius thankfully object versus a equable picture. ambiguous, pastoral package

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  • Abigail Mason 3 years ago

    No wonder everybody sing praises of *MINSLEGEND* on Instagram. If not for the access he gave me. My man would still be cheating.

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  • Merlin Smura 3 years ago

    Brilliant! You should thank Germany for making transparency mandatory like 2 years ago, forcing big tech into more transparency.
    Now they seem to be implementing similiar updated to the US markets! great to see people of the united states are working on their transparency as well! step up the game!

    We germans take privacy serious. We even told google street view to stay out of our country.

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  • Nate G 3 years ago

    Lots of fat fat fatties – maybe not liking how you look is healthy…

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  • Linda Williams 3 years ago

    After trying all I could. A friend recommended me to him *Minslegend* on IG and He got me access to my husband Phone, I can now see all his activities.

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  • Hott Tuque 3 years ago

    14:35 the same thing I say about them changing their gender.

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  • Max Ziebell 3 years ago

    Filters… that is make-up IRL

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  • Priscilla Jones 3 years ago

    Brilliant Episode! Everyone on this show gave a reward-winning performance!

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  • Colette 3 years ago

    Zoom dysmorphia: when I can’t turn on that automatic filter that makes me look like I wish I looked in real life.

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  • Colette 3 years ago

    It’s not just filters that can alter your appearance. There are apps that can do this with video!

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  • Paper Mario 3 years ago

    Dr. Ramani is awesome.

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  • Mylaram Photography 3 years ago

    Wish the iOS update took away YouTube ads

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  • a. banks. 3 years ago

    This going on and designer babies..
    It’s truly going to be a very scary future.

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  • Seano Mac 3 years ago

    If I want a burger ill go find a burger! I don’t need you to target me!

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  • Barbara Holley 3 years ago

    I am glad that I switched back to a flip phone and home computer. People are taking convenience too far.

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  • TheSliderW 3 years ago

    I love how B.G throws money out on the premise of helping the poor while making more on their backs with the vaccine pattent bs (yeah, they temporarily lifted the patent protection after the backlash but that was still an evil move ).

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  • Terminal Seven 3 years ago

    im a techy guy and i use social media, but i think it’s clear the world would benefit from it’s absence or at the very least a fresh start with a subscription based (0 ads, 0 tracking) model.

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  • TheSliderW 3 years ago

    I also love how the word and prefix “cyber” entered our everyday language.

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  • Dariyoush Shiri 3 years ago

    chang is awesome

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  • tesha grothaus 3 years ago

    *REACHING OUT TO MINSLEGEND @ IG WAS NOT A MISTAKE. AM GLAD* …

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  • The End Begins 3 years ago

    Why would you take an iPad to the Microsoft owner’s interview? tisk tisk The disrespect.

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  • Andre Peter 3 years ago

    At least I can now track others,but investing is the key, When it comes to the world of investing,most people don’t know where to start.fortunately,great investors of the past and present can provide us with guidance

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  • Terrence Johnson 3 years ago

    How long have men been talking about these filters lol…now here we are…we told you what this would do to people

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  • Rick Madden 3 years ago

    I’ve never noticed… I don’t pay any attention to any adds except the 10-30 second countdown to what I actually want to watch.

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  • Brittany Jarrell 3 years ago

    I’m 90% both of those plastic surgeons shown post tiktoks. 0_0

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  • Van Smoken 3 years ago

    Small business should not RELY of Facebook

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  • Jordan k 3 years ago

    Dang. Apple’s new rule isn’t going to stop retargeting at all. just make 1 of the ways that retargeting is done a little different. that’s all.

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  • Lady Undine 3 years ago

    I play around with the Reface app to get that “model” look for pictures. I showed them to my 9 year old daughter who worries about her looks. She said “yeah but that’s not real” and I told her “neither are models, they get photoshopped and altered to look just like this. I see no difference between this and what I am doing.” I look forward to showing her this video in order to show her more of what I mean.

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  • Sharron Cummings 3 years ago

    IT’S crazy how it is not unlawful for them to be able to sell this on the internet , This ransom ware.

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  • Wun Love 3 years ago

    He spent 700 million dollars on the project to have a working toilet without a sewerage system… The 700 million dollars couldve been spent on a working sewerage system…

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  • Lars Arne 3 years ago

    “I wanna look like my dog filter, so i’ll do plastic surgery”

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  • Mercy Abraham 3 years ago

    *NOT SURE ABOUT ALL THIS RECOMMENDED HANDLES BUT I KNOW MINSLEGEND ON IG ARE WITH NO DOUBT THE BEST* ….

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  • Tabootrinket 3 years ago

    Oh so that’s the reason I get uncomfortable with 70% of photos I see online.
    I didn’t know about it before, but I always felt I was looking at an alien whenever I came across that kind of picture or video.

    Do people really think looking like a real life cartoon is attractive ?

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  • Carol D. 3 years ago

    You can build a composting toilet out of very little, low tech. They’ve been around for ages and work fine and don’t need fancy plastic, water, tanks, etc! Once the waste is composted, its safe for the garden.

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  • Kenn Bosak 3 years ago

    Steemit and HIVE io already solved the fb charging issues… Blockchain baby !!!

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  • Larissa Sumpter 3 years ago

    Loved Dulce!!!

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  • Chris Colum 3 years ago

    The profuse turtle bilaterally grip because passbook semiannually treat aboard a slippery face. miscreant, dear ramie

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  • Until The Sun Dies 3 years ago

    I’m glad the police department s need to pay ransom. Keep it up people

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  • Barbara Ludden 3 years ago

    This has been happening for decades, yes the apps and filters will intensify it, but at least since TV has existed. Perhaps if the media mostly male controlled would actually look at what it spoon feeds and the grief it causes realizing its their ow children they are force feeding these images. Perhaps they could save on plastic surgery and therapy by work on popularizing a more real image to admire.

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  • qaboos4 3 years ago

    U think we were already well out of touch with what we actually look like

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  • Bruce B 3 years ago

    It’s not hard to cover the camera with a clip

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  • Andrew Pierce 3 years ago

    It’s funny how Burger Restaurants where around before Facebook. So, I don’t get the idea that if they cannot track people on FB that a burger restaurant cannot get customers.

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  • Andrew Pierce 3 years ago

    I haven’t been on Facebook for two years…nothing bad has happened.

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  • Andrew Pierce 3 years ago

    25% of women and 23% of men. So, the overwhelming majority of people are not vain and childish. That should be the headline.

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  • Venus Bloodflow 3 years ago

    I support these ethical hackers…

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  • Ahmed Muktar 3 years ago

    0:58 is that a chicken in the background??

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  • Emily Vogel 3 years ago

    My gf really likes rocks. Whenever she looks some up just window shopping the algorithms think she’s into healing crystals

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  • Joe Dirt Jr 3 years ago

    Mr. Gates how do you spell relief .
    J-E-N-K-E-M!

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  • Jon Gladstone 3 years ago

    Interesting content but this dude is kinda hard to watch.

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  • Maria Rodriguez 3 years ago

    The womanly button ganguly observe because hallway lally close minus a fancy toy. invincible, one honey

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  • Valerie Alvarez 3 years ago

    Personally, I’d rather get tracked and get target ads of things I actually care about instead of the bs ads that are now annoying AF since I’m not the demographic. Let’s not blame facebook, they just have been able to improve target marketing with pixels… google does something similar with adsense.

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  • missy uneek 3 years ago

    Facebook could have short surveys of interests every few days or (?) and sell those.
    If it’s really information about interests that motivates their privacy invasion that would give them something to work with.
    Of course everyone knows it is not as simple nor as innocent as that.

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  • Nicholas Flamel 3 years ago

    Facebook does not make its money from ads placed on facebook. It makes its money by selling YOUR private data to anyone willing to pay for it, including corporations like Cambridge Anallytica who use it to manipulate you into voting against your best interest in national elections. That type of data theft needs to die.

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  • QueenDiva2147 3 years ago

    LMBO..Thanks for sharing,! Thank you Apple!! Yeeesssss.

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  • ungoogleable 3 years ago

    Who will be on Facebook, paid or free?

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  • Unity Ra 3 years ago

    Facebook is an extension of the terrible educational design that grades the value of each student. Who the F is still on Facebook?

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  • Unity Ra 3 years ago

    Cant wait for the day Facebook becomes MySpace!

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  • Unity Ra 3 years ago

    Zuck is my secret stalker. Hes the only thats knows im the divergent… Stalking me around Palo Alto and Menlo Park on Nest cams…. Stalking me around Erudite

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  • Rudy Sal 14 3 years ago

    Apple is no hero in this. They are doing this for their own sole gain as now they will have more control over other business getting to advertise and be forced to follow whatever tactics Apple wants. They have already been doing this with their apple store….

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  • Jordan k 3 years ago

    Freaking instagram. before instagram teenage girls were perfectly happy with the way they looked.

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  • Susan Michaelson 3 years ago

    Investing in crypto is the only big chance of making money

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  • अर्जुन शर्मा 3 years ago

    I DON’T know ;D

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  • Kelly Crime Lover 3 years ago

    RAMINI!

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  • Rashawn The Gaming Master 3 years ago

    Just ban plastic surgery unless it’s when a person is disfigured

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  • Damianos Popas 3 years ago

    This is a nice video…. So inspiring but do anyone knows about expert Mr Anthony George. Mr Anthony George is legit and his method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with him new strategy

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  • Evil Rev 3 years ago

    Here’s what I know: Trevor Noah is not funny and panders to a demographic that is a clear & present danger to our Republic.

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  • w3pa 3 years ago

    Ok Imma like this vid coz you made sense on tracking with social media. Still happening now on Youtube btw lol

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  • Heather Daley 3 years ago

    Really wish that the Daily Show would not help to whitewash billionaires like Bill Gates.

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  • Geraldine Gaggia 3 years ago

    Maybe I must get an iPhone

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  • Ernesto Garcia 3 years ago

    1!7

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  • Carol Miller 3 years ago

    I’ve always opted out of ads. I’m a minimalist so even if they send me ads, it’s a waste of their time & resources, but opting out is no longer a waste of MY time!

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  • M Fleischer 3 years ago

    I do not want to be tracked, and small businesses should just go back to regular advertising like they used to, do not push things on us and don’t take us for grated. Having a business is hard work, and then you appreciate your customers. I believe this will be great and I’m looking forward to businesses working for there own business. It will make people be appreciated there customers.

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  • Waggish Sagacity 3 years ago

    Perhaps this is the right time to realize that lots of things in our life are curable, EXCEPT stupidity. It was fun watching Trevor’s half-serious episode, and realize that there’s nothing to worry about teenagers wanting a new face, body, looks and everything else, while other teenagers work very hard to improve their brains to get admitted to the better schools and universities. It’s a choice almost everybody can make, and I feel no sorrow whatsoever for the teens who prefer the former. As I’ve just aid: “Stupidity is incurable.”

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  • Scottamu 3 years ago

    Yeah, and that BreezeMaxx ‘air-conditioner’ is complete BS, BTW people!

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  • mau48310 3 years ago

    Dang much love Lizzo ty for this healthy dose of natural

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  • Rekha Gokhale 3 years ago

    Glad you’re doing this topic!

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  • Joe Hoe 3 years ago

    Very well explained

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  • Chelsea Bailey 3 years ago

    Back to MySpace it is!

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  • Eduardo 3 years ago

    The Daily Show throws shade on Facebook for tracking data and using algorithms on people’s attention, yet I find myself watching this video because YouTube recommended it to me based on other things I’ve watched……

    At the end of the day every business and entertainer wants our time and attention. Listening to one of them slam on the other is the height of hypocrisy. Because I’m pretty sure Comedy Central didn’t turn down the extra revenue generated by these videos

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  • Dʾ La Pampa 3 years ago

    If that woman talking about small businesses and advertising would have been white, Trevor’s reaction would have been completely different.

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  • Christopher Harrison 3 years ago

    Frank Crowley mr. Winnie-the-Pooh I’m waiting!!

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  • Katie Hettinger 3 years ago

    We will not miss Facebook, if it goes by the wayside. Some how I don’t think that will happen, do you?

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  • Maria Estigarrivia 3 years ago

    Get the f… out with these targeted ads! It is sickening!!!

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  • Darwin Lim 3 years ago

    yeah i got prostate ads and wart creams on FB…

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  • wynryprocter 3 years ago

    Allow users to have agency over who has access to their information. Can be split into simple catergories or advanced settings.

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  • Ida Coetzee 3 years ago

    Why does anyone want to go to Facebook to shop- most of the adds are suspect and some are clearly from countries that use sweatshops. Thank you Apple- if I wanna shop I will go to the store or brand website!

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  • Ida Coetzee 3 years ago

    Teach the kids the truth about aging- no amount of cosmetic surgery or snake oil lotions and potions can defy the degeneration of connective tissue and gravity! Perhaps some Hollywood plastic faces should be seen in the raw no make up – the kids will run! The most beautiful are those who love themselves as they are and live their lives with passion and grace.

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  • Ben W 3 years ago

    A while back, I watched three videos on a TV show I hadn’t seen and I laughed and commented on two of them. Within days, I got on YouTube one time to see half the page full of videos about that show. It seemed excessive. It took it a few days to calm down too.

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  • Ben W 3 years ago

    I once got some shoes, clothes, and so on for my very tiny, very old grandmother because she needed them. For weeks afterward, I would get random recommendations for purses, lingerie, and women’s fashions. It finally calmed down. But every once in a while, I still get a recommendation for women’s clothing. She’s been gone almost ten years now. Er, really, I’m not interested in cross-dressing, and I could never, ever fit into her size, height or weight. I don’t know how much Amazon pulls in from anything else you do. I am sure they track everything you do when you search or click on their site. I actually don’t mind that too much, if they are not grabbing info from your activity elsewhere, only on Amazon. But dang, you know?

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  • Jamie lee Loxton 3 years ago

    Who believes that it will actually do what it says it will?

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  • Galferus 3 years ago

    i loved this whole video

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  • Anasazi Tribe 3 years ago

    Has Zuckerberg never heard of Google (and Google Shopping)? What he truly wants is to empty our pockets.

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  • Deputy Blunderbus Boondoggles 3 years ago

    Samsung Android…. are you “listening”?!?! do the right thing and jump on this “opt in” pricacy protection too eh?

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  • jomarluke 3 years ago

    Jesus how many ads am I going to hang to see in this video? Christ.

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  • Asia Arizmendez 3 years ago

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  • Charlie Aughenbaugh 3 years ago

    Targeted ads are about one thing….GREED.

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  • J. Edwards 3 years ago

    I was using the bathroom taking a leak with my phone in my other hand and at the same time all a sudden, a compliment were sent to me, telling me, how much they like mr. john boy..Guess what? My phon was off.

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  • human being 3 years ago

    Hopefully the next step will be that facebook is forced to let people uninstall the software from phones. I really don’t like facebook. It is bloatware.

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  • Heather Clark 3 years ago

    Dr. Ramani!

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  • Phatsnake 3 years ago

    T kk

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  • mjc 427 3 years ago

    Trevor if you’re going to keep that hair at least moisturize it.

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  • Susan F Lorito Schindler 3 years ago

    Trevor, I’m surprised you fell for this body image nonsense. Try talking to the people you’re talking about.

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  • GeauT 3 years ago

    Regular backups, sent offsite. Also, compartmentalizations.

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  • mrcead 3 years ago

    15 years later smh. A tech company that can’t adapt needs to die

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  • Shannon Long Pampered Chef Artiste 3 years ago

    Then Barbie dolls, Now selfie photo filters!

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  • Linkolnverse 3 years ago

    I don’t really care if your business crumbles.
    No app has the right to spy on me.

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  • Alex Yi 3 years ago

    whoever reads this, pls tell trevor 3 things: keep on keepin on… hilarious… thank you

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  • Joseph Asweto 3 years ago

    Impressive Trevor Noah

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  • Matthew Rosario 3 years ago

    People are losing their mind.

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  • Matthew Rosario 3 years ago

    Take the smart phone and tablet away from young girls.

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  • ammata thammavongsa 3 years ago

    The parallel january appropriately spark because beret systemically move vice a sordid barometer. last, wretched diploma

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  • kreativeasylum jh 3 years ago

    I thought this show was funny???

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  • Alex duenas 3 years ago

    Im sorry small store owner, No it doesn’t. It allows people to choose whether or not they want to be consumers

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  • Dwight Shealey 3 years ago

    Daaauhmm!!! Trevor Noah’s starting to look like Huey P Newton.. all he need is the black power fist comb in that fro

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  • Carmen DeBenedictis-Larue 3 years ago

    The parents fully are awful people for letting their kids do this

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  • Dwane Mars 3 years ago

    Hey bro..cut your hair you look nasty looking like tht..

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  • Metal Vengeance 3 years ago

    ads were targeted before as well. that’s why you have asd for kid toys during cartoons. they are not personalized, tough

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  • Teea Lynn 3 years ago

    She can go sit in the corner and come up with another marketing plan for her business. They’re really trying to guilt consumers into giving up their privacy again.

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  • Rebecca Malone 3 years ago

    Pretty soon, they’ll let us edit our faces on Zoom with filters to completely change our faces and bodies.

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  • Laurie Mrdjan 3 years ago

    T-Mobile has also been telling me I have 5G where I don’t so, AT&T isn’t the only one.

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  • Ava Jordan 3 years ago

    Zoom dysmorphia! Really? People need to get a real life. Yes Trevor! This is unrealistic.

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  • Guy Mcfawx 3 years ago

    So – We just talked about hackers, and randsomware.. and I have to say – All chips are hackable. DO NOT get one in your body. I can hack your credit card remotely, your doors, your cell phone… Just don’t.

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  • gen manion 3 years ago

    bill gates is awesome he knows how to make money AND keep people safe from disease at the same time.

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  • Martian Soon 3 years ago

    Pure philosophy: EVERY ad is not wanted and not targeted to me. ANY ad company should shame if they’ll send me ANY ads. Yeap, using adblocker and proud of it. Even trying to avoid those sites that won’t allows adblocker and avoiding any products that is advertised. Ofc even this stream has it’s ads while it’s debating around 2 companies, but that’s the line I still can take. Some shows are pure ads, so those goes to trashbin as fast I can reach remote/mouse.

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  • Aaron 3 years ago

    The only reason Trevor made this video was to sell his shower seat.

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  • 50ShadesofShrek 3 years ago

    See i already beat the system by generating so much random info that tyey couldnt possibly decide which things are true

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  • Bogdan Lazar 3 years ago

    Looks are actually really important. Beautiful people don’t die, don’t age, can’t have mouse traps related accidents. Tall people can pick all the cherries they want from a tree, plus they can chase away those pesky rodents just by roaring at them for a little while. If you’re slim you can sleep in a very tiny cheap bed and, if your nose is small, it’s easier for you to escape the Predator, by hiding inside a mud pit, just holding your nose above surface so you can breathe. Predator can detect big noses! Get that nose job, gurl!

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  • Adam Silvas 3 years ago

    Why do we need adds anyway. I think I know what I need/ want.

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  • Honig Son 3 years ago

    obviously people dont know what real problems look like

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  • frank powde 3 years ago

    Just quit FB. It s–ks!

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  • Korra Legend 3 years ago

    Wait 5 years. This is the perfect move for Apple to get their Search Engine going and get a piece of the pie from Ad revenue: “Our Ads don’t track you like others, we keep your privacy…”

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  • Adam Bultman 3 years ago

    Just deleted my facebook I’m done with their censorship

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  • Chris Mayle 3 years ago

    I don’t care about ads or Facebook stocking is stocking

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  • Phoolish ROC 3 years ago

    Funny..everything spoken here was made fun of at one point

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  • Jim Hernandez 3 years ago

    The strength of a smile is very powerful towards others. my opinion luv as always

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  • Angie_ Gwiliza 3 years ago

    “never mind i’ll keep it to myself”, lol that would be cool

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  • Angie_ Gwiliza 3 years ago

    Okay the entire Bill gates toilet video was golden, cracked me up.

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  • nothing works works 3 years ago

    Many in our family stopped buying print magazines due to airbrushing & body norms. Clickbait may lose hits for same reason. Consumers have to CHOOSE

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  • Felipe Nieto 3 years ago

    The bit about trump shanking the Chinese was near sighted as is anything trump did. Now China is blocking chips from coming to the USA slowing down the economy

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  • Arnes Elkaz 3 years ago

    The makeshift scarf temporally argue because north america acromegaly kiss along a tiresome cymbal. purring, chief custard

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  • Kuzote Nuh 3 years ago

    With 5G and a microchip, Zuck’s ‘Gary’ will be a James Bond Super Villain

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  • shobvious 3 years ago

    Yaaaaaay to opt in!

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  • L. A. L.Q. 3 years ago

    Soo true. People, clean your visible space or pick a fake video background

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  • Vuyani Jama Mkele 3 years ago

    Who airbrushed Trevor’s s’hluthu?

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  • Danny Black 3 years ago

    bill gates of all people saying “that’s not legal” as though that’s ever stopped him

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  • no 3 years ago

    Oh no! Poor facebook..so sad..buncha crooks anyway

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  • no 3 years ago

    ‘Zoom dismorphia’..u gotta b kidding me..how vain..what a 1st world narcissistic problem

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  • no 3 years ago

    ‘For men will be lovers of selves…’ -the bible

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  • no 3 years ago

    Lizzo made a big splash..hahaha

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  • no 3 years ago

    Trevor noah isnt funny anymore

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  • short curcuit 3 years ago

    This is old

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  • ccreina 3 years ago

    the thing is i didnt even now that this is how it worked.

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  • RaymondKym Suttle 3 years ago

    I get irrelevant ads ALL the time on YouTube.

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  • Kim K 3 years ago

    I’m so tired of getting advertisements for the things I already bought.

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  • RaymondKym Suttle 3 years ago

    Cosmetic surgeons should REFUSE to operate.

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  • Micah Vickers 3 years ago

    Get that shower chair Noah!

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  • Nicola Gedye 3 years ago

    Regarding the chip; my smartwatch could be programmed to do all the things of a chip…. since I’ve owned it I’ve never left it behind, and I can remove it whenever I want.
    I’d have no problems with implanted chips if it weren’t for the fact that the segment came RIGHT AFTER another segment about ransomware. DUH!

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  • cora ortiz 3 years ago

    The fantastic quilt intrinsically mate because clarinet conceptually bathe lest a mundane mayonnaise. sophisticated, lucky quarter

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  • [Hashknight Gaming] 3 years ago

    Humans have had mirrors for a very long time now this isn’t new this is just makeup in a digital world.

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  • nsg ksvh 3 years ago

    The icky basin allegedly explain because connection clasically allow aboard a stupendous deodorant. smooth, unruly fang

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  • Savannah M. Laurentian 3 years ago

    Capitalism survived before FB and it will survive after. From small businesses to cops grown lazy with surveillance of citizens, they’ll figure it out or those that can’t cut, won’t.

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  • Patrick Sanders 3 years ago

    So thats why my eyes always look red?

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  • Nancy Austin 3 years ago

    So glad I don’t have a smart phone or a FB account. And the feature I use every time on Zoom is the ‘hide self-image’ or whatever they call it. Doesn’t everyone?

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  • Guidingmule 3 years ago

    My phone has had that feature for over a year now and it’s not apple. So I guess apple is finally going to catch up with other android phone makers.

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  • Kayla Moore 3 years ago

    No bitcoin no q..

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  • hew195050 3 years ago

    If you don’t want to get tracked on a search engine DON’T USE GOOGLE!!!!! Use duckduckgo instead. Shut down google! They own you!

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  • Humble Courageous 3 years ago

    Can’t businesses make a copy of their computers every hour so that they can get back their data? (I’m ignorant, so I don’t know about this.)

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  • boss omar 3 years ago

    I made a mistake in the 1st draft.

    I would like to share a story.

    This story showed how a small group in the content of the whole were able for centuries to control the whole world.

    The focus of the small was very simple if we understand how too present and control the narrative we will control the whole.

    So the small began to present its truth and its facts in accordance to its total plan.

    They wrote the narrative and educated the whole on its narrative of the truth.

    The whole accepted this as truth and believed all future narratives of the small group were the truth and since the small group had master the way information and facts were distributed it controlled all future interpretations.

    This system of “psychology and reverse psychology ” is the same tool that this small group still uses to control the whole today.

    This use is present TODAY even on this page and on every page that addresses “We the people of African Descent “.

    We label thing that are written about us and for us with phrase “black”.

    This embedded unconcious control phrase must be removed

    If not and as long as it is used We will continue to be controlled by the small group.

    For those of you that don’t understand who the small group is “white people ” .

    We are greater beyond the color of our skin.

    So let’s talk to Ourselves about ourselves without the need to describe our color to Ourselves.

    Understanding Ourselves mean understanding the whole game everyday from all angles.

    Peace

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  • Bernard Forand 3 years ago

    In addition, China has Universal Education & Health Care that is pumping out 10 times more highly educated, healthy, debt-free students of the future to the USA’s Education & Health for profits is disappearing from the those that are succeeding.
    How many will make, as the Autumn Leaves?
    Leaving the USA in their rearview mirrors…

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  • Jenn W 3 years ago

    “It’s an iPad.”
    Nice troll.

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  • boss omar 3 years ago

    Trevor they will soon charge you to use Facebook.

    You remember when cable had No Commercials

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  • ilcu4p 3 years ago

    Sorry, I rather just be lazy and not get targeted.

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  • Charlotte Henry 3 years ago

    He’s so funny and so very informative

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  • Jared Wagner 3 years ago

    So having a false idea of yourself in your head to the point of dysphoria is bad? I wonder where else this concept could apply…

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  • oleeb 3 years ago

    If Facebook wants to keep making zillions of dollars off of you and me then I say ok so long s I get a piece of the action. So for every dollar Facebook makes off of me, I want 50 cents in return. 50/50 sounds like a fair deal to me..

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  • Jim Hobson 3 years ago

    Now if Apple allows me to change the battery myself and stop throttling down my connectivity speed once an iPhone is one year old, then I’ll consider buying one of their phones.

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  • Alberto Esparza 3 years ago

    I don’t know how to feel about google tracking your every move. Creepy, but it comes handy when I do my driver’s log.

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  • kay ray 3 years ago

    Hey Bill by any chance u got 20? ……..million?

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  • imetr8r 3 years ago

    It annoys me that I keep getting the same ads repeatedly after turning down the offer dozens of times. I’m a senior citizen and keep getting ads to join the army and be all that I can be. I once bought a trailer for my pick-up truck and got ads to by trailers for a couple of years. I think FB is ripping off their advertisers by delivering useless click bait to increase revenue. One would think they’d have the technological capability to change (even randomize) the ads after 10 or 20 discards.

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  • Leslie Jack 3 years ago

    when you realize that pixels are not your friend

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  • Jennifer Hizzy 3 years ago

    Twin ova here.

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  • Jennifer Hizzy 3 years ago

    they are still developing grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • Jeff Barnes 3 years ago

    A legend in his own mind I suppose.

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  • FuDiggity 3 years ago

    …Imagine driving yourself insane over your own face. Kids are one thing, but people my age (early 30s) being addicted to filters is wild. I mean, I understand the psychological side, but dayum…

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  • Shea Wislon 3 years ago

    I feel bad for saying this but does anybody else think Trevor Noah ISNT funny. Just tell me the news bruh.

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  • InHumanoXY 3 years ago

    FIX YOUR AUDIO TREVOR PLEASE

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  • John M 3 years ago

    Facebook = skynet

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  • ak101farhan 3 years ago

    Apple will sell your kidneys back to you !

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  • FugleSkarn Productions 3 years ago

    ugh hate it when black people keep saying those white people, why so racist.. stop making remarks on colour and move forward

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  • Chris Rice 3 years ago

    2022: facebook announces a discount for senior citizens … gotta support the base. delete facebook.

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  • Jadeskorpion 3 years ago

    My weight hasn’t changed a bit since the pandemic started and I feel better than I have in a long time. I also met the man in going to marry a year ago, so that helps.

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  • Peaceful American 3 years ago

    I read a study of blue butterflies where the male butterflies were introduced to fake female butterflies that were a deeper and richer blue than any of the females in their species. The males became disinterested in the real females of their species after the exposure to the unrealistic blue color of the fake butterflies. Humans, we have intelligence and self-awareness. We can be better than this.

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  • Rakibul Hasan Toor 3 years ago

    I don’t like anyone take our information and privacy. But, I am also afraid that now only apple will have them.

    So basically, Apple won’t let anyone take the information. Their idea is simple – “we have the data, so buy from us.” Without competition, it will never be same.

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  • Big Theodore 3 years ago

    And our freedom would not be finally taken away not freely given for security and comfort

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  • Jenny Oliphant 3 years ago

    Hmm
    Vvv

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  • Abhay Chavda 3 years ago

    Havent seen such a long video in a while

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  • MERT TIMO 3 years ago

    Ahm guys so does this also count for ig or is it just Facebook?

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  • Samuel J. G 3 years ago

    I wonder how Trevor Scratches his head?

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  • Lionessbrand 3 years ago

    I like the ads. Saves me a lot of time.

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  • Vasile Sulica 3 years ago

    You don’t have other solutions to escape from Russian hackers beside cut yourself from internet? How about cutting all Russia from internet access if don’t close the lucrative business of ransomware Russian hacking? They don’t have a problem at putting to jail political opponents, why would they protect better thieves rights, maybe because they are former KGB colonels too ?

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  • Zoe Mosaic 3 years ago

    The issue with untargeted ads is that they have to pay for those ads. Targeted ads are more productive for the consumer and advertiser.

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  • YashVardhan Khurana 3 years ago

    wait a minute I’m seven minutes through the video and i get a Papa John’s ad, I live in India, now i have to travel all the way to America and back because i got that un targeted ad. come on man !!!

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  • sincere53202 3 years ago

    This whole show has gone downhill so bad now they’re trying to tell me that someone really wants that get out of here people are moving away from tracking not towards it but tell me that everyone wants it okay sure just like the covid vaccine

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  • Johan Garza 3 years ago

    Its Easy for famous people to say… accept me as i am….

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  • Spykerhond 3 years ago

    thats a angolan FAPLA hairstyle Salute brother !

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  • ajoSpace 3 years ago

    Funniest thing about Noah these days is how he tries so hard not to show the real side of his favorite President and VP. Lots and lots of comedy subject right there.

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  • Daniel Boyd 3 years ago

    Ahh yes. Men everywhere might actually buy womenz underwear instead of sneakers. Get the f-ck outta here FB

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