I Don’t Know It For a Fact…I Just Know It’s True | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Published on May 8, 2020

With so much misinformation floating around, you may feel like you don’t know something for a fact…you just know it’s true.

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40 comments

  • fakeItRight 2 years ago

    Who else wants to smoke pot with Bill right now?

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  • Deep State 2 years ago

    That other guy stole my logo. But i stole it too. It’s a good logo.

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  • Riley Benz 2 years ago

    wait Sears still has employees?

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  • runningfromtheherd 2 years ago

    Good call on Mr. Bush. I remember how I thought he was the worst

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    I don’t know it for a fact… that the lockdown protestors have just as much freedom to choose to follow the guidelines to save lives, and respect/honor the First Responders as they do to choose to arm themselves to the teeth, and intimidate the nurses and doctors risking their lives to save ours…
    I just know it’s true.

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  • Kim Jong Un 2 years ago

    Without the audiences fake claps and laughter this isn’t funny Anymore

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  • Rick D 2 years ago

    Kinda funny how the sinking billy Maher show never mentioned the Flynn story, how Obuma spied on Trump, had the FBI make a play to get Flynn out of the Trump administration and, oh yeah comparing Biden to the Kavanaugh accuser, why are all the democraps so quite about believing all women!!!

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  • SonOfAB_tch2ndClass 2 years ago

    I didnt know it for a fact that this Tard would have caused the biggest economic downturn since the Great Depression, NOW I KNOW its True.

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  • See More Toys 2 years ago

    Well… Bill should take his chances with a live studio audience, because he’s dying a slow death without one.

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  • A Rivera 2 years ago

    LOGO FIGHT!

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  • Ameya Gokhale 2 years ago

    Ayye! I missed this one

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  • ProAssassin84 2 years ago

    Don’t know it for a fact that Donald Trump has tried sucking his own dick. I just know it’s true.

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  • Orion6699 2 years ago

    Poor Dr. Burke…. And Dr. Fauci. I can just imagine what they are thinking when Trump gets up to speak, “Please dont mention injecting floor cleaner or some other stupid shit this week you fucking moron. Please….”

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  • Whim 2 years ago

    Why isn’t Bush doing any interviews these days?🦊

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  • joan smith 2 years ago

    Trump makes Dubya look like Benjamin Disraeli or Winston Churchill. I don’t know it for a fact but I just know its true.

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  • Deadpool 2 years ago

    Lou Dobbs drinks his hot dog water. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Vin New York 2 years ago

    I know for a fact this was not funny . I know for a fact obama and clinton fucked up this country and liberals like you

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  • Rolando Veintas 2 years ago

    This is horrible without the audience

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  • Frankie Says 2 years ago

    I don’t know it for a fact, but Bill got some high THC weed and I just know that’s true.

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  • RJ Dunkeld 2 years ago

    I have no proof but I know it’s true – Jared Kushner, Stephen Miller, and Mike Pence have no……..genitalia

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  • Stephen Frazier 2 years ago

    Gosh! the first thought in my mind everyday is, whats on Bills mind?

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  • Sata Mukh 2 years ago

    Oh Bill, many women think about Gavin Newsom when in bed . 🥵🥵

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  • JIM DIM 2 years ago

    pedoo

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  • Dorian W 2 years ago

    I know for a fact Obama would have fucked this up. Website will be up any day and if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

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  • TellingItLikeItIs 2000 2 years ago

    For someone who hates the Republicans, Bill can’t seem to shut up about them.

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  • Robin Redbreast 2 years ago

    When I was in 4th grade, my mom rented one of our rooms to a teacher who was studying for her PhD. For her dissertation she wrote a doctoral theses on God. After receiving high praise from her school and instructors she sat our entire family down and read it to us and explained the basic premise. I remember her basic explanation was that God existed everywhere except in time. Because, she said, time changes and God never changes. Therefore, God could not exist in time.
    In 4th grade I was about 10 years old and a much deeper thinker than I am today (many, many decades later). I remember pondering her hypothesis and then asking these questions, “What if God IS time and exists everywhere especially in time because time is everywhere and He IS time itself? What if people can only see time change because of the tiny changes that God permits in himself?” That teacher never had much to say to me after that and I remember she moved away not long after her “family presentation”. Years later, my mom told me she had gotten so angry with me that she actually wanted to slap my face for being “disrespectful”. Thankfully, my mom did not allow it.

    A week later I remember thinking what if the past, the present, and the future all existed at the same time and if God was time then it would be proof that he always was and will always be. I didn’t mention that to anyone at that time though.

    [By the way, that was the same year I got into big trouble for insisting another teacher (the Nun in charge of my History Class) explain how Christopher Columbus discovered America if there were people already living here. That teacher gave me a D and I got into huge trouble at home because of it. I grew up in a time when 10 year old little girls were to be “seen and not heard”. So, I learned to shut up.]
    I don’t seem to think that deeply anymore. But, I do ponder the idea God from time to time. I truly believe in Science and all it has to offer. But to me, my belief in Science and in God do not have to be mutually exclusive.
    I think the problem is humans think of God as WAY TOO SMALL.
    The Christian bible teaches that “GOD created MAN in His own image”. I believe most of us have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what that means. I say, “MAN has created GOD in his own image.”
    Because our world is a patriarchal society many of us think that God is a man with a long beard who sits in judgment of us on a big throne in the sky. To me that is as childish as believing that the earth is flat and if we go far enough we will fall off the edge.
    Furthermore, we (humans of all “religions”) have made God petty, vindictive, cruel, and weak just like most of humanity. The God that WE have created sits in judgment waiting for us to make mistakes so we can be condemned to a place of punishment for all eternity. The God we have created wants us to win wars against other humans He has created. The God we have created wants us to reign supreme over other humans because of race, wealth, religion or other superficial reasons. Personally, I believe it is a sin that we have made God so much like us.
    First off, because of the “God” we have created in our minds, we (humans on Earth) have made ourselves WAY too important in the scheme of things. We are SO important that all “God” has to do all day is sit around waiting for us do do something wrong. We are SO important that we are the brightest and smartest in our entire Universe. HA! That is a laugh. We are certainly NOT the best that an all Omnipotent Being can do. If anything we may be the test case or the Universe that one of the “smarter beings from another Multiverse” created for fun. How small and unimportant we are really boggles the mind.
    What Ifs:

    On Star Trek: Deep Space Nine there was a character named Odo. For a long time he thought he was the last of his kind. Then one episode he found his kin. To commune with them he needed to revert to his normal liquid state and join them in a collective pool where he became something akin to being like “one” with them all.
    What if God is a collection of all our “souls”. What if the meaning of “God creating man in His own image” means God created our inner soul (the electric energy that is life) in His own image.
    What if God and the collection of “souls”, for lack of a better word, are synonymous with Dark Space, Dark Matter and Dark Energy?
    What if we took the “human” limitations off God and realized God is the Alpha and Omega (the true beginning and the end) of all things? And that means that God didn’t just create the Earth or our Universe or our Denomination or our Multi Verse or our Time but ALL, ALL, ALL and then more.
    I totally believe in the Big Bang Theory even if I don’t understand it completely. I believe in the Science. But, I also believe there HAD to be intelligent design in the very beginning of it all. I also believe it can be proven mathematically.
    I AM NOT saying there is some guy in a beard sitting in a chair with drafting paper. In my limited mind I believe God is a thing too big, too amazing, too powerful for me to truly conceptualize. But, for the time being seeing God as a collective body of unending power residing in or through Dark Space, Dark Matter and Dark Energy will have to suffice.
    I know I am probably misquoting Newton’s law but didn’t he say something like, “An object at rest remains at rest unless that state is changed by an external force?” Something like that. What if using that theory for the Big Bang… SOMETHING had to get things started?
    What if the Big Bang that we know, which I think was 13 or 14 billion years ago, is only a blink of time on the timescale of God and only one of the innumerable Big Bangs?
    You can say, “The Big Bang” was started by atoms. To which I will reply, “who created the atoms”?
    You can say, The Big Bang” was started by subatomic particles. To which I will reply, “who created the subatomic particles”?
    We could go at this for hours and hours until there is nowhere left to go. I’m not sure what mathematical equation would fit here but there must be one. In the end we would still have to conclude that SOMETHING started it all.
    What if the Big Bang (which had to be started by something) was started by the most infinitesimal and nearly immeasurable spark of life which was started by hummm ???????
    I’m just sayin’.
    Disclaimer: I am Christian because I choose to be so. However, being Christian does not make me stupid. I may be stupid but it’s not because I am Christian. 🙂

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  • Everrett Kleen 2 years ago

    Yep. Sounds exactly like bill mahers thinking. I have realized, if bill says its true, 98% chance it’s false.

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  • Randi Brown 2 years ago

    I believe that the lack of commitment to stopping the virus is a tactic by trump and republicans. With states opening … lack of testing … and the expected resurgence of the virus …the country will be at the mercy of trump in the fall …. when he then will declare an act of emergency, HE WILL THEN ENACT THE POWERS OF THE PRESIDENT TO PUT OFF … DELAY CANCEL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND WITH ALL OF HIS APPOINTMENTS TO THE VARIOUS DEPARTMENTS OF THE UNITED STATES HE WILL TAKE OVER AND FINISH CRUSHING WHAT AMERICA HAS STOOD FOR

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  • Lorenzo Cabrini 2 years ago

    In a previous iteration of the globe that we call home I would have applauded your swipe at George W. Now, however I kind of look back with nostalgia to a time when war without justification was the order of the day. Plus, George W. still seems like a guy I could have a beer with and his way of bending the English language was charming, unlike Ye Olde Son of an Orangutan. You are right, he would have screwed it up, but I think it is fair to say that he won’t be remembered as the “worst president ever”, not by a long shot.

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  • Simon Moncada 2 years ago

    Say something about this: Daily Mail: Republicans buy $400k of Dan Crenshaw’s book for ‘fundraising’.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8344563/GOP-spends-400-000-buying-copies-Texas-congressman-Dan-Crenshaws-book-fundraising.html

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  • Michael 2 years ago

    …but not as bad……LMAO

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  • Corey Cole 2 years ago

    bring back the fake laugh track

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  • kevin ockenden 2 years ago

    Again I paused the video because I can’t stand listening to this self righteous fuckwit who makes comments like if I were Tara Reade I would be prepared to take it from Biden to see Trump defeated, yes Maher you have shown your true character that you want women to take it if it’s about a Democrat on an election year.

    You are lucky you are tucked away in your mansion and you get your platform to come to stay relevant and you so you can vilify others and you think they are not allowed to criticize you or your character, just because you can swear and perform for the camera doesn’t make you a tough guy, it actually shows you are a coward.

    just like the time you had a member of the audience not agreeing with your comments and you had him thrown out, You thought you were so brave by joining in what was a 5 to 1 event, but this is your character.

    You are a smug little coward who thinks he’s opinion is worth listening to well it’s not, and you are as fake as the me to movement run by celebrities who make up shit to try and raise their waning profiles while those who have truly been assaulted are quickly dismissed as a person with some sort of grudge because they have chosen now to come out.

    No people come out because they can no longer stand seeing people being rewarded for the character they are while they have suffered years of emotional stress. Make Biden come out of he’s hole in the ground and face the media, it shouldn’t be to hard especially with sticky fingers Joe.

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  • Russell ward 2 years ago

    Loved the hot dog water joke. We used to pour hot dog water into our mates tea when I was a teenager. Just gross. Lol

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  • Darryl Carnell 2 years ago

    Pornhub? Giants? I’ve been out of the loop too long to play catch up now.

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  • Speak the Truth 2 years ago

    I’d bet my bottom dollar that the Kardashian one is true.
    Those nasty hosebags would do anything to extend their ill deserved fame.

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  • dtreeguy 2 years ago

    Boy! Look at Melania! That Japanese sex doll technology is really coming along!

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  • Nairda Charles 2 years ago

    Wow, Bill really puts the whole in asshole, but I guess that’s why we love him.

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  • Karl Cooper 2 years ago

    I don’t know it for a fact but I know that it is true that you are clueless.

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  • John West 2 years ago

    But wat is fact?………u wanted a recision! That would hurt middle class and low income families. Well…..u got it fuckin PUKE

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