Hungry For Power Games: Dyin’ Ted

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Published on May 5, 2016

Two more Republican tributes have finally fallen, leaving Trump the GOP victor.

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77 comments

  • Edith Shao 4 years ago

    sofa

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  • Krigare Mario 4 years ago

    Probably my favorite segment on the show right now.

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  • Rasmus Salén 4 years ago

    Been waiting for this one. Zodiac killer is out.

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  • M Thorne 4 years ago

    Best segment in recent times

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *HILLARY FOR PRISON 2016*

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  • Andrew Vasquez 4 years ago

    #dropouthillary

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *DefeaTED*

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  • Jesus Mendez 4 years ago

    #FuckTrump2016

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  • Joaq Wizard Phoenix 4 years ago

    Cruz’s campaign was the greatest practical joke in human history

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*

    *VOTE TRUMP*

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  • 27abudi 4 years ago

    “Nooo…But more importantly yeeeeees” hahah

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  • omarssikins 4 years ago

    yes yes YEeeeeees!

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  • Linn Baardsen 4 years ago

    I have been waiting for someone to drop out so we could get another
    episode? Finally!????

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *TRUMP > HILLARY*

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *3:16** LINDSEY GRAHAM IS A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER LOL* ?

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  • Coregame3 4 years ago

    *3:16** LINDSEY GRAHAM IS A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER LOL* ?

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  • jeff4justice 4 years ago

    I’m hungry for an end to the failed 2 party system charade. It’s like WWE –
    enemies on camera fooling naive children while working for the same
    corporate bosses behind the scenes.

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  • Kitho James 4 years ago

    aww yiss

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  • Holly Manson 4 years ago

    “don’t worry, she’s fine as long as Ted Cruz doesn’t try to hug her”
    HAHAHAHAH!

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  • Sam van Buuren 4 years ago

    So… Trump vs Hillary. Which means Hillary wins. Oh dear. Though Bernie
    could still be Democratic candidate right? I don’t know what Trump vs
    Sanders would come down to. I know I would be very happy if Sanders won,
    but Trump would be a disaster. And the US does really hate Socialists…

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  • Edgar Medina 4 years ago

    Trump Vs Hillary? Oh fuck …. #PickYourPoison2k16 ?

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  • Andy Smith 4 years ago

    CROOKED HILLARY

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  • Jeff Aronson 4 years ago

    TRUMP 2016

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  • pras s 4 years ago

    Never been so early..

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  • Iden Hakeem 4 years ago

    This was less funny than I expected ):

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  • m1994a3jagnew 4 years ago

    how has stephen never done a spit take doing this bit?? what sort of
    immense mental discipline has this man gone through?

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  • Kevin Huang 4 years ago

    REPEAT AFTER ME: PRESIDENT TRUMP

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  • levy lasttt 4 years ago

    TRUMP 2016

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  • passerby5 4 years ago

    Looking forward to the next fallen tribute in June/July – Bernie Sanders.
    And then the final fallen tribute in November – Donald Trump.

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  • JasminLeblanc 4 years ago

    2 more to go.

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  • greatgatsb9o921o 4 years ago

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    Make America STRAIGHT again!

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  • jammin yammin 4 years ago

    i dont think ted cruz has a soul.. he might be a machine seriously

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  • decognition 4 years ago

    #Releasethetranscripts. No more Kasich; No more Cruz.

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  • AksentNetharia 4 years ago

    “District Human?” I’m dead lmao

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  • Joshua Sanchez 4 years ago

    Ted Cruz – District Zødiac

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  • CptnJCFG 4 years ago

    Distict Zodiac could have been better, but District Human? is also good lol

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  • da Vinci 4 years ago

    where is anderson cooper, colbert? you promised him.

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  • Ghost War 4 years ago

    subscribers me

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  • Sylvie Blu 4 years ago

    I still have hopes for Bernie

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  • GuerilleroX 4 years ago

    Now it’s only Bernies left before the big Showdown

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  • YanquiASMR 4 years ago

    #ap4lp

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  • Battlefield 5 4 years ago

    America has turned into real life Southpark!

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  • Petrino 4 years ago

    i know “uno cuba libre por favor” then again im not american so im allowed
    in cuba.

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  • ladder09 4 years ago

    Phil Ken Sebben at 2:29

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  • Domn8tr 19 4 years ago

    Hillary for prison and Trump for a mental asylum 2016!!!!

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  • B Medard 4 years ago

    Where is Anderson Cooper?

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  • MRostendway 4 years ago

    Trump and Sanders should work together to force Clinton to release her
    transcripts.. What kind of excuses will she make now?

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  • 17Haru17 4 years ago

    I literally couldn’t stop laughing when I read ‘Dyin’ Ted.’ Wonderful
    headline. It didn’t even spoil any of the other jokes.

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  • pyrophobia133 4 years ago

    WHERE’S ANDRO!?!?

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  • aliensarerealancient 4 years ago

    ??? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ??????

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  • grass hopper 4 years ago

    Donald really thinks Oswald killed JFK lol?

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  • Matthew Carson 4 years ago

    Cruz, Kasich, AND Fiorina? Oh baby a triple!

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  • Mahmoud El Arch 4 years ago

    District Toner !!!!

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  • Aran hiwa 4 years ago

    Trump 2016, #DropoutHillary

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  • kwaksea 4 years ago

    Oh, You torgot about the article about “whybted’s face is so punfhable”

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  • Poletto Grandeux 4 years ago

    This skit was a great idea. Combining cartoon Donald Trump with the Hungry
    for Power Games.

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  • daAnT1990 4 years ago

    Where’s Anderson Cooper? ;D

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  • Steven Masso 4 years ago

    Stephen, you’re so much better when you play a character. Why did you leave
    The Colbert Report?

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  • Raymond BrockeLee-Snar bieggie2pacBaws Harris 4 years ago

    Lyin’ Anderson Cooper

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  • Viganch0 4 years ago

    Rafael Cruz, straight from the Hills of Canada.

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  • Phil Porter 4 years ago

    I have a question regarding the money that goes into SuperPacs. Does the
    money go back to the donators when some loser decides enough is enough? Is
    there any transparency regarding SuperPac money? It seems like a licence to
    print money and I’m not surprised there were about 50 Republican
    candidates.

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  • nathenandrew 4 years ago

    But seriously EVERYONE LEFT needs to get out and vote BERNIE 2016!!

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  • tai2691997 4 years ago

    Why you don’t have Anderson Cooper on!?

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  • andyhartley 4 years ago

    Where was Anderson Cooper? :O

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  • KokaKolaKan 4 years ago

    Next up District: Birdie

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  • VoyagerAbove 4 years ago

    I’m reminded of Tom Hanks in Cast Away, and how enviable his situation
    seems in light of the 2016 election.

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  • YbbNoo 4 years ago

    Hillary has to win.

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  • steven schwartzhoff 4 years ago

    I hate those Trump annimated characer skits. If he is elected we will be
    subjeted to those for 4-8 years? People, please vote. the only thing
    necessary for Trump to win is for good pople to do nothing.

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  • Navi Winters 4 years ago

    Im dying to know who made the “hungry for power games” voice

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  • Tristan Neal 4 years ago

    Unfortunately, I foresee a Trump presidency…

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  • chubbybunnie 4 years ago

    It’s 4 in the morning and I literally screeched like a pterodactyl with
    laughter when he elbowed his wife with that hug!!!

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  • Brad Lamb 4 years ago

    i cant wait for the next 4 or 8 years to be over with ?

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  • mariokarter13 4 years ago

    So it’s either Trump or completely ignoring the people to nominate some
    rando, either way the Republican Party is fucked.

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  • Scarlet Pimpernel 4 years ago

    Well America, get ready for President Clinton. Trump will never win….

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  • backdraftvideos 4 years ago

    Literally the best part of any candidate dropping out

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  • Cherrie Getison 4 years ago

    Darnit. All this time and I never realized the districts had names.

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  • 理想の世界 4 years ago

    i’ve been waiting for this the MOMENT cruz and kasich dropped out :D

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