Two more Republican tributes have finally fallen, leaving Trump the GOP victor.
Probably my favorite segment on the show right now.
Been waiting for this one. Zodiac killer is out.
Best segment in recent times
*HILLARY FOR PRISON 2016*
Cruz’s campaign was the greatest practical joke in human history
*WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*
“Nooo…But more importantly yeeeeees” hahah
yes yes YEeeeeees!
I have been waiting for someone to drop out so we could get another episode? Finally!????
*TRUMP > HILLARY*
*3:16** LINDSEY GRAHAM IS A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER LOL* ?
I’m hungry for an end to the failed 2 party system charade. It’s like WWE – enemies on camera fooling naive children while working for the same corporate bosses behind the scenes.
“don’t worry, she’s fine as long as Ted Cruz doesn’t try to hug her” HAHAHAHAH!
So… Trump vs Hillary. Which means Hillary wins. Oh dear. Though Bernie could still be Democratic candidate right? I don’t know what Trump vs Sanders would come down to. I know I would be very happy if Sanders won, but Trump would be a disaster. And the US does really hate Socialists…
Trump Vs Hillary? Oh fuck …. #PickYourPoison2k16 ?
Never been so early..
This was less funny than I expected ):
how has stephen never done a spit take doing this bit?? what sort of immense mental discipline has this man gone through?
REPEAT AFTER ME: PRESIDENT TRUMP
Looking forward to the next fallen tribute in June/July – Bernie Sanders. And then the final fallen tribute in November – Donald Trump.
2 more to go.
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i dont think ted cruz has a soul.. he might be a machine seriously
#Releasethetranscripts. No more Kasich; No more Cruz.
“District Human?” I’m dead lmao
Ted Cruz – District Zødiac
Distict Zodiac could have been better, but District Human? is also good lol
where is anderson cooper, colbert? you promised him.
I still have hopes for Bernie
Now it’s only Bernies left before the big Showdown
America has turned into real life Southpark!
i know “uno cuba libre por favor” then again im not american so im allowed in cuba.
Phil Ken Sebben at 2:29
Hillary for prison and Trump for a mental asylum 2016!!!!
Where is Anderson Cooper?
Trump and Sanders should work together to force Clinton to release her transcripts.. What kind of excuses will she make now?
I literally couldn’t stop laughing when I read ‘Dyin’ Ted.’ Wonderful headline. It didn’t even spoil any of the other jokes.
??? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ??????
Donald really thinks Oswald killed JFK lol?
Cruz, Kasich, AND Fiorina? Oh baby a triple!
District Toner !!!!
Trump 2016, #DropoutHillary
Oh, You torgot about the article about “whybted’s face is so punfhable”
This skit was a great idea. Combining cartoon Donald Trump with the Hungry for Power Games.
Where’s Anderson Cooper? ;D
Stephen, you’re so much better when you play a character. Why did you leave The Colbert Report?
Lyin’ Anderson Cooper
Rafael Cruz, straight from the Hills of Canada.
I have a question regarding the money that goes into SuperPacs. Does the money go back to the donators when some loser decides enough is enough? Is there any transparency regarding SuperPac money? It seems like a licence to print money and I’m not surprised there were about 50 Republican candidates.
But seriously EVERYONE LEFT needs to get out and vote BERNIE 2016!!
Why you don’t have Anderson Cooper on!?
Where was Anderson Cooper? :O
Next up District: Birdie
I’m reminded of Tom Hanks in Cast Away, and how enviable his situation seems in light of the 2016 election.
Hillary has to win.
I hate those Trump annimated characer skits. If he is elected we will be subjeted to those for 4-8 years? People, please vote. the only thing necessary for Trump to win is for good pople to do nothing.
Im dying to know who made the “hungry for power games” voice
Unfortunately, I foresee a Trump presidency…
It’s 4 in the morning and I literally screeched like a pterodactyl with laughter when he elbowed his wife with that hug!!!
i cant wait for the next 4 or 8 years to be over with ?
So it’s either Trump or completely ignoring the people to nominate some rando, either way the Republican Party is fucked.
Well America, get ready for President Clinton. Trump will never win….
Literally the best part of any candidate dropping out
Darnit. All this time and I never realized the districts had names.
i’ve been waiting for this the MOMENT cruz and kasich dropped out :D
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