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Cruz needs to be sanctioned , removed from his committees because he defied his oath of office to uphold the constitution .
Ted must love Jimmy.
Donald called his wife ugly and Ted kissed up to Don.
Honor and Respect
Karma will soon come from him when his cult leader decides to release the sort he has on Ted Cruz and it will all be for nothing… that’s what happens when you make deals with the devil.
Ted left his state during a snow storm. Has anyone held him accountable? Was the people’s tax dollars funding that vacation of his?
Cruz and everyone who signed on to try and overturn the 2020 presidential election are traitors.
The y banned Trump in twitter, but we accidentally got Ted Cruz as replacement in attack
Jimmy give me a heart
I love you! So funny and ironically TRUE
LOL the name of this makes me happy
I love when the right-wingers try to hit back at Jimmy and he just owns them again.
So proud of you , jimmy. Make em suffering more and more. God bless you 🙏
I think that was the best description of Ted Cruz I heard so far. Jimmy Kimmel nailed it.
Please stop giving Teddy free publicity
Wrong person tedd
“We were attacked “…you’ve been hanging out with the my pillow guy too much Jimmy!😂
Ted is a shinning example that education and intelligence are not always synonymous. 😎🍸
He must be paying for his jet from stealing from The dog rescue chairty
That’s almost as funny as global warming. But nobody’s planting trees 🌳 🌳 even though it’s easy and permits a free online. 🤔
get ted on the show
Good job Jimmy! The world is watching the fragile right wing politicians getting their feelings hurt caring what people say about them. How patheticly low the right wing have fallen!😂😂😂😂😂
Let immigrants in.
MTG is satan herself. And, that outfit looks like hell. No statue desired.
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“maga loves the black people.” trumpsky certainly has a way with words, yet it’s the wrong way.
The Holocaust is nothing compare to the Native American genocide.
Florida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.
Am I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?
Hey Jimmy, Ted doesn’t wear a mask, its underwear.
This is hilarious!
We need to build a 2 faced statue a face of satin & the other for Marjorie !
12:10 “He’s a fool, an absolute fool”. Mr Biden really restrained himself there.
I wonder if they are not having babies 👶 because they know they global 🔥 warming is on the rise. Shows like this one don’t speak 🗣 of the severity, many others don’t speak about how simple just to plant a tree 🌳 and permit a free online. Seems more logical
I wonder how many death threats kimmel gets just for mocking these idiots.
Anyone notice how the faces of those at De Santis’s press conference are a shade of beetroot?
Jimmy Kimmel is on fire!
MTG wearing shorts, WTH, trailer park trash
DeSantis is in the sunshine state but he has his head where the sun don’t shine
When will people learn
Don’t get into Twitter war with Jimmy Kimmel.
Wow, Ted’s probably regretting now that he attacked Jimmy!
I can’t stand the hysterical laughter in the background. Please at least mute it a little.
Marjorie is an ignorant anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who no business being in government.
Well swastika is ancient religious mark for sun and florida is sun sine state?
“MAGA loves the black people.” Lol. That didnt last long!!
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Would Marjorie be okay with a statue of Bin Laden?
It’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.
Love it!!!!! A late comedian will always get he best laugh. What is a politician thinking🤣
🇷🇺 Ted Cruz🇷🇺 = Russia’s Best Ally
You’re so not funny anymore.
This segment has to be the funniest I’ve ever seen. I guess I’m a new subscriber 😄😄😄 Get teddy Cancun!!@@
This makes me miss “CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH”
Teddy Cancun indeed!!!!
May we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
I already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.
Mar A Loco and it’s owner the fg should secede from Florida.
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You can’t criminalize a company that removes a customer that breaks that company’s rules. Trump wasn’t deplatformed just because of his political views. He was breaking the rules of a private company. That’s like prosecuting a convenience store for kicking out a shirtless dude. Which also prob happens in FL a lot.
“he always says the white thing”😂
OMG, …These people CAN’T be,… CAN’T be THIS STUPID they just CAN’T….CAN THEY????🤔
“I like Ted Cruz more then most in the senate… and I hate Ted Cruz” – Al Franken
That Florida lady on the left in the yellow has a level of energy that I wish I had.
WTF 😳 Yes I am stuck here in PBG it’s changed for the worse in 50 years 🤦🏻♀️
Vote out all rotten, unamerican republicans!!
Want to shorten your life?? Move to Florida where so-called healthcare = hey we will help you if your rich. If you’re poor 🤞🏻
Is this what politicians do in the US?
It makes me laugh how she said “if there was a statue of Satan I wouldn’t ask for it to be taken down I would teach my kids about it”
Wasn’t MTG on a committee taking away modules and subjects of education from schools?
God how do people vote these total idiots and morons into our government, it says a lot about the people in these states
MTG is such a frigging looser!
Florida home of Matt Gaetz 🤬🤮 but a lot of good people live here too. They’re called Democrats
Californians aren’t having babies because most of us can’t even afford an apartment and a 3 bedroom is 3-5k where it’s only 1-2 in other states. These rich folks are going to learn the hard way there needs to be SOMEWHERE for us poors to live and exist!
Tired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.
“Desantis Sanitary Napkin” needs to flush himself. We don’t want him in Florida anymore. He is more embarrassing than Trump.
These people are stupid to send him money
Lol my favorite part was at the end of This Week In Covid History, where I’m saying to myself wow that was all like a bad dream, almost like it wasn’t real. Then Jimmy’s like, oh yeah that was real, like THAT all actually happened lol
If you are sending your money to Donald Trump at this point, please, just don’t breed.
Ohhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.
What happen to Jimmy’s voice? It sounds different
Desantis is a p.o.s
Call Church of Satanic Temple.
How does MTG know satan is a “he”? Has she met herself?
MTG is Q Anut indeed..hahaha…
Imagine: A United States Senator talking to a TV host like a 9-year-old.
Statue of Satan. There is one she could use, the gold statue of DJT!
It is not “Mar-a-Lardo” it is “Mucho-O’-Lardo.”
Stay well, friends.
Grammar is important Jimmy. I took the title to mean that you were in trouble for boiling Ted Cruz alive. Now I am just disappointed.
we don’t need to make stuff up to bash trump… it’s all on tape for the whole world to see
I would have thought the best gift to come with a vaccination is being VACCINATED – WTF. Why is there a need to give people incentives
Great show !
From Portugal, The best this show😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel can’t think of any logical thing wrong with Ted Cruz so he has to resort to childish, wicked and vile behavior. Jimmy Kimmel, repent of your sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ as your Savior lest you perish in hell under God’s wrath.
Who is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.
Jimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!
50,00 *fewer* births, not “50,000 less births”.
Where are your hands….pick pocket Billard?
lock dump up lock dump lock up lock dump up
Cruz is VILE.. VILE!! Disgusting!!!
Grandpa Munster and MarLardo! Great!
Man, every time I see a “This week in covid history” video clips, I shake my head in disbelief from the insanity that was 2020 and the Trump administration.
Go on Ted
*Ted Cruz for Human President*
(satire btw. if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll reply with the link.)
Reports that fewer people in California have had children over the past year. Good. The human population is booming anyway.
And the Republican party continues to tell the Republicans what to do who refuse to be told what to do and doing what they are told to do by the Republicans or the Trump party… Who are the sheep 🐑… The Trump Republican party supporters…
As usual, what the hell is DeSantis talking about? This run-on sentences are so ….and why does the 🍊need money? 😫.
5 days!! Unbelievable!!! It is believable..its a statue you moron!!!READ a book!!!
Or – Human hemorrhoid Jimmy Kimmel starts trouble with Ted Cruz.
You wouldn’t take a statue of the devil because you wanted to tell your children what the history of it?👀😱🤣
What’s this “woke” b.s. that republicans use? 🙄 me rolling my eyes….
Green eggs and Taylor ham.
Jimmy Kimmel is unequivocally the best late show on television. Hands down 💪
I dont recall Ted Cruz blacking up.
Jimmy you’re an important person at our time in history, so why not stop dying your hair?
JIMMY!!! 🤣😂🤣 NEVER stop bashing Theon!!! EVER!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I wish Kimmel would come to Colorado . I’d love to meet him….. in a alley
Florida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.
I’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!
A Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!
Come on Jimmy, Florida is fine! Is just half of the people that are _______ .
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I guess they only carve swastikas in the bathrooms in Hollywood. Kimmel’s probably the one carving them.
“M.A.G.A. loves the black people.” Yup, he said that.
I’m curious as to why Ted Cruz thought picking a Twitter fight with a stand-up comedian would go well for him. Maybe because the space inside his head is full of Jello.
Jimmy is pathetic.
Cruz resembles Dracula more than Munster.
…jimmy k…human hemorrhoid…
Jimmy can you explain WHY MAGNETS are sticking to peoples arms after the shot WTF is in it ??
Hey, look! It’s Karl Malone!
Donald Trump has figured out how to be a TV reverend, without the pesky god guy getting in the way.
I don’t know how this man can even look himself in the mirror after his little kiss @$$ episode with Anthony Anderson.
Did his son die yet?
Oh Jimmy, I hate the Google rabbit hole you just sent me down. 😂
That was a great monologue! What a p*ssy Ted Cruz is. He’s an absolute despicable traitor to this Country. History will most unkind to that fool.
Shameful that you mentioned nothing about Palestinians. Seth is a millions times that man you are.
What about banning everyone who is running for a government position. They’ll get a page or an account (back) once the election is over.
She wins worst legs ever contest
Oh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?
Jimmy ain’t funny. He’s a tool
Human boil 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?
I miss late night shows when politics were non existent
Only England and America seems to have had no mask in public periods. The rest of us its been a 2 year thing now. And its not gonna change anytime soon because if all the twats out there.. 😔
I’m totally gonna put a statue of Satan in her kids school.
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Can we re-nickname him “Booger-Eatin’ Ted”? 😀
Marjorie Karen Greene is totally off the rails!!!!!
Ted kicked Jimmy’s a** already!
“You had to GOP in the pool”
– oh my gosh
BITING! I love it….❤️
No wonder there is no audience…
Does anybody here remember when Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny?
Marjorie looks like she was washing dishes and scrubbing toilets and in the middle of it decided to come to community meeting.
Holocaust was one of, not the most tragic event in history. Slavery, Native American genocide just to name a few on that level
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