Human Boil Ted Cruz Starts Trouble with Jimmy Kimmel Again

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  • Christy York 2 years ago

    Trump2024 🇺🇲

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  • Leonaza7 2 years ago

    Cruz needs to be sanctioned , removed from his committees because he defied his oath of office to uphold the constitution .

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  • Brian 2 years ago

    Ted must love Jimmy.
    Donald called his wife ugly and Ted kissed up to Don.

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  • i human 2 years ago

    Honor and Respect
    🛸🛸🛸✌️😷✌️🛸🛸🛸

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  • Barb Helle 2 years ago

    Lol

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  • Leonaza7 2 years ago

    Karma will soon come from him when his cult leader decides to release the sort he has on Ted Cruz and it will all be for nothing… that’s what happens when you make deals with the devil.

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  • Mr.Wolfchamp 1999 2 years ago

    Ted left his state during a snow storm. Has anyone held him accountable? Was the people’s tax dollars funding that vacation of his?

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  • Leonaza7 2 years ago

    Cruz and everyone who signed on to try and overturn the 2020 presidential election are traitors.

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  • Sarah Rubio-Tsuda 2 years ago

    The y banned Trump in twitter, but we accidentally got Ted Cruz as replacement in attack

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  • Celeste R. Adams 2 years ago

    Funny stuff

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  • Dzop - The Piano Gamer 2 years ago

    Jimmy give me a heart

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  • Jo P 2 years ago

    I love you! So funny and ironically TRUE

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  • Nugboy 420 2 years ago

    LOL the name of this makes me happy

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  • Milkyway2099 2 years ago

    I love when the right-wingers try to hit back at Jimmy and he just owns them again.

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  • Robin Homana 2 years ago

    So proud of you , jimmy. Make em suffering more and more. God bless you 🙏

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  • Leonaza7 2 years ago

    I think that was the best description of Ted Cruz I heard so far. Jimmy Kimmel nailed it.

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  • Stephen Cramer 2 years ago

    Please stop giving Teddy free publicity

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  • Jennifer Gordon 2 years ago

    Wrong person tedd

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  • professor granpa 2 years ago

    “We were attacked “…you’ve been hanging out with the my pillow guy too much Jimmy!😂

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  • Leonaza7 2 years ago

    Ted is a shinning example that education and intelligence are not always synonymous. 😎🍸

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  • Missy Reed 2 years ago

    He must be paying for his jet from stealing from The dog rescue chairty

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  • Oscar Coreo Contreras 2 years ago

    That’s almost as funny as global warming. But nobody’s planting trees 🌳 🌳 even though it’s easy and permits a free online. 🤔

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  • Brandon Owen 2 years ago

    get ted on the show

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  • Mike Hunt 2 years ago

    Good job Jimmy! The world is watching the fragile right wing politicians getting their feelings hurt caring what people say about them. How patheticly low the right wing have fallen!😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Leota18 2 years ago

    Let immigrants in.

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  • J. C. 2 years ago

    MTG is satan herself. And, that outfit looks like hell. No statue desired.

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  • Thomas Pynn 2 years ago

    Amazing

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  • Valene Houthakker 2 years ago

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  • Vader 22 2 years ago

    “maga loves the black people.” trumpsky certainly has a way with words, yet it’s the wrong way.

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  • CESAR vs THE WORLD 2 years ago

    The Holocaust is nothing compare to the Native American genocide.

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  • Quentin Reeves 2 years ago

    Florida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.

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  • Brendan Reagan 2 years ago

    Am I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?

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  • tihzho 2 years ago

    Hey Jimmy, Ted doesn’t wear a mask, its underwear.

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  • Néca-estel 2 years ago

    This is hilarious!

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  • Iris Alan 2 years ago

    We need to build a 2 faced statue a face of satin & the other for Marjorie !

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  • Random Dude 2 years ago

    12:10 “He’s a fool, an absolute fool”. Mr Biden really restrained himself there.

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  • Oscar Coreo Contreras 2 years ago

    I wonder if they are not having babies 👶 because they know they global 🔥 warming is on the rise. Shows like this one don’t speak 🗣 of the severity, many others don’t speak about how simple just to plant a tree 🌳 and permit a free online. Seems more logical

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  • Hawsrule Begin 2 years ago

    I wonder how many death threats kimmel gets just for mocking these idiots.

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  • Tseleng Botlhole 2 years ago

    Anyone notice how the faces of those at De Santis’s press conference are a shade of beetroot?

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  • Max Koljonen 2 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is on fire!

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  • Suzy Daly 2 years ago

    MTG wearing shorts, WTH, trailer park trash

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  • Crusty Cobs 2 years ago

    DeSantis is in the sunshine state but he has his head where the sun don’t shine

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  • Shaun Kenneally 2 years ago

    When will people learn
    Don’t get into Twitter war with Jimmy Kimmel.

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  • SurfinScientist 2 years ago

    Wow, Ted’s probably regretting now that he attacked Jimmy!

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  • Michał Ty 2 years ago

    I can’t stand the hysterical laughter in the background. Please at least mute it a little.

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  • Earthling432 2 years ago

    Marjorie is an ignorant anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who no business being in government.

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  • Jani Laine 2 years ago

    Well swastika is ancient religious mark for sun and florida is sun sine state?

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  • Ashley Turner 2 years ago

    “MAGA loves the black people.” Lol. That didnt last long!!

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  • Dezy-N D 2 years ago

    Would Marjorie be okay with a statue of Bin Laden?

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  • Nixer Doyle 2 years ago

    It’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.

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  • M 2 years ago

    Love it!!!!! A late comedian will always get he best laugh. What is a politician thinking🤣

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  • Dave N 2 years ago

    🇷🇺 Ted Cruz🇷🇺 = Russia’s Best Ally

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  • John M 2 years ago

    You’re so not funny anymore.

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  • M 2 years ago

    This segment has to be the funniest I’ve ever seen. I guess I’m a new subscriber 😄😄😄 Get teddy Cancun!!@@

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  • caiden shafer 2 years ago

    This makes me miss “CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH”

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  • M 2 years ago

    Teddy Cancun indeed!!!!

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  • david houston 2 years ago

    May we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
    I already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.

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  • C Ger 2 years ago

    Mar A Loco and it’s owner the fg should secede from Florida.

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  • mola55e5 2 years ago

    You can’t criminalize a company that removes a customer that breaks that company’s rules. Trump wasn’t deplatformed just because of his political views. He was breaking the rules of a private company. That’s like prosecuting a convenience store for kicking out a shirtless dude. Which also prob happens in FL a lot.

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  • Kim B 2 years ago

    “he always says the white thing”😂

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  • James 2 years ago

    OMG, …These people CAN’T be,… CAN’T be THIS STUPID they just CAN’T….CAN THEY????🤔

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  • mickus 2 years ago

    “I like Ted Cruz more then most in the senate… and I hate Ted Cruz” – Al Franken

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  • Ken Okoye 2 years ago

    That Florida lady on the left in the yellow has a level of energy that I wish I had.

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  • Claire Bear 2 years ago

    WTF 😳 Yes I am stuck here in PBG it’s changed for the worse in 50 years 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • John O 2 years ago

    Vote out all rotten, unamerican republicans!!

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  • Claire Bear 2 years ago

    Want to shorten your life?? Move to Florida where so-called healthcare = hey we will help you if your rich. If you’re poor 🤞🏻

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  • eli ruseva 2 years ago

    Is this what politicians do in the US?

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  • Lil Nastyy 2 years ago

    It makes me laugh how she said “if there was a statue of Satan I wouldn’t ask for it to be taken down I would teach my kids about it”

    Wasn’t MTG on a committee taking away modules and subjects of education from schools?

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  • Troy Cornell 2 years ago

    God how do people vote these total idiots and morons into our government, it says a lot about the people in these states

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  • No One 2 years ago

    MTG is such a frigging looser!

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  • Claire Bear 2 years ago

    Florida home of Matt Gaetz 🤬🤮 but a lot of good people live here too. They’re called Democrats

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  • Tahtahme's Diary 2 years ago

    Californians aren’t having babies because most of us can’t even afford an apartment and a 3 bedroom is 3-5k where it’s only 1-2 in other states. These rich folks are going to learn the hard way there needs to be SOMEWHERE for us poors to live and exist!

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  • GreenKrickett 2 years ago

    Tired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.

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  • BLACKSOIL 2 years ago

    “Desantis Sanitary Napkin” needs to flush himself. We don’t want him in Florida anymore. He is more embarrassing than Trump.

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  • BLACKSOIL 2 years ago

    These people are stupid to send him money

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  • DVDA 2 years ago

    Lol my favorite part was at the end of This Week In Covid History, where I’m saying to myself wow that was all like a bad dream, almost like it wasn’t real. Then Jimmy’s like, oh yeah that was real, like THAT all actually happened lol

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  • Andrew Scotton 2 years ago

    If you are sending your money to Donald Trump at this point, please, just don’t breed.

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  • Kevin Alexander 2 years ago

    Ohhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.

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  • Jimmy P 2 years ago

    What happen to Jimmy’s voice? It sounds different

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  • Chauncey Delancey 2 years ago

    Desantis is a p.o.s

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  • Anna Galesz 2 years ago

    Call Church of Satanic Temple.

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  • Peggy Asprey 2 years ago

    How does MTG know satan is a “he”? Has she met herself?

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  • Rey Pahuyo 2 years ago

    MTG is Q Anut indeed..hahaha…

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  • David Szakacs 2 years ago

    Imagine: A United States Senator talking to a TV host like a 9-year-old.

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  • Mary Laskowski 2 years ago

    Statue of Satan. There is one she could use, the gold statue of DJT!

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  • Samsam M 2 years ago

    Good jimmy

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  • D 2 years ago

    It is not “Mar-a-Lardo” it is “Mucho-O’-Lardo.”
    Stay well, friends.

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  • rockstarJDP 2 years ago

    Grammar is important Jimmy. I took the title to mean that you were in trouble for boiling Ted Cruz alive. Now I am just disappointed.

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  • Mace Maylion 2 years ago

    we don’t need to make stuff up to bash trump… it’s all on tape for the whole world to see

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  • Rob Edmunds 2 years ago

    I would have thought the best gift to come with a vaccination is being VACCINATED – WTF. Why is there a need to give people incentives

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  • Astrid Hamilton 2 years ago

    Great show !

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  • Mário Pereira 2 years ago

    From Portugal, The best this show😂😂

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  • Christopher Ruthart 2 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel can’t think of any logical thing wrong with Ted Cruz so he has to resort to childish, wicked and vile behavior. Jimmy Kimmel, repent of your sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ as your Savior lest you perish in hell under God’s wrath.

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  • Cristina Ferrara 2 years ago

    Who is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.

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  • Sam Doucette 2 years ago

    Jimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!

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  • Jeffrey Balmer 2 years ago

    50,00 *fewer* births, not “50,000 less births”.

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  • Flix Cat 2 years ago

    Where are your hands….pick pocket Billard?

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  • shakey balls 2 years ago

    lock dump up lock dump lock up lock dump up

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  • Corla Hasper 2 years ago

    Cruz is VILE.. VILE!! Disgusting!!!

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  • Ken Sax 2 years ago

    Grandpa Munster and MarLardo! Great!
    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Christopher Hill 2 years ago

    Man, every time I see a “This week in covid history” video clips, I shake my head in disbelief from the insanity that was 2020 and the Trump administration.

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  • Ian Mangham 2 years ago

    Go on Ted

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  • Peter Piper 2 years ago

    *Ted Cruz for Human President*

    (satire btw. if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll reply with the link.)

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  • paul rollings 2 years ago

    Reports that fewer people in California have had children over the past year. Good. The human population is booming anyway.

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  • Chris Konrath 2 years ago

    And the Republican party continues to tell the Republicans what to do who refuse to be told what to do and doing what they are told to do by the Republicans or the Trump party… Who are the sheep 🐑… The Trump Republican party supporters…

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  • ifiknewthen13 2 years ago

    As usual, what the hell is DeSantis talking about? This run-on sentences are so ….and why does the 🍊need money? 😫.
    5 days!! Unbelievable!!! It is believable..its a statue you moron!!!READ a book!!!

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  • Willy Win 2 years ago

    Or – Human hemorrhoid Jimmy Kimmel starts trouble with Ted Cruz.

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  • Gigi Arocha 2 years ago

    You wouldn’t take a statue of the devil because you wanted to tell your children what the history of it?👀😱🤣

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  • Desert Rose 2 years ago

    What’s this “woke” b.s. that republicans use? 🙄 me rolling my eyes….

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  • Chris Durgin 2 years ago

    Green eggs and Taylor ham.

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  • Lovell Pinkney 2 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is unequivocally the best late show on television. Hands down 💪

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  • Mandelson 2 years ago

    I dont recall Ted Cruz blacking up.

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  • Moshe Greenberg 2 years ago

    Jimmy you’re an important person at our time in history, so why not stop dying your hair?

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  • trick351 2 years ago

    JIMMY!!! 🤣😂🤣 NEVER stop bashing Theon!!! EVER!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Mike G 2 years ago

    I wish Kimmel would come to Colorado . I’d love to meet him….. in a alley

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  • Angel Izquierdo 2 years ago

    Florida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.

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  • Cory 2 years ago

    I’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!

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  • Machiavelli Plato 2 years ago

    A Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!

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  • Alfredo Rodriguez 2 years ago

    Come on Jimmy, Florida is fine! Is just half of the people that are _______ .

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  • rgdutch22 2 years ago

    I guess they only carve swastikas in the bathrooms in Hollywood. Kimmel’s probably the one carving them.

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  • Marques Q. 2 years ago

    “M.A.G.A. loves the black people.” Yup, he said that.

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  • Leo Dragon 2 years ago

    I’m curious as to why Ted Cruz thought picking a Twitter fight with a stand-up comedian would go well for him. Maybe because the space inside his head is full of Jello.

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  • trevormiller11 2 years ago

    Jimmy is pathetic.

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  • star burst 2 years ago

    Cruz resembles Dracula more than Munster.

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  • M Plussant 2 years ago

    …jimmy k…human hemorrhoid…

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  • Ghwkphd 2 years ago

    Jimmy can you explain WHY MAGNETS are sticking to peoples arms after the shot WTF is in it ??

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  • Guadalupe Martinez 2 years ago

    Hey, look! It’s Karl Malone!

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  • J F 2 years ago

    Donald Trump has figured out how to be a TV reverend, without the pesky god guy getting in the way.

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  • Mike Croy 2 years ago

    I don’t know how this man can even look himself in the mirror after his little kiss @$$ episode with Anthony Anderson.

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  • El Jefe 2 years ago

    Did his son die yet?

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  • john beach 2 years ago

    @Whoop!

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  • Tonya Corbitt 2 years ago

    Oh Jimmy, I hate the Google rabbit hole you just sent me down. 😂

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  • Steve Schram 2 years ago

    That was a great monologue! What a p*ssy Ted Cruz is. He’s an absolute despicable traitor to this Country. History will most unkind to that fool.

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  • Hermit Ally 2 years ago

    Shameful that you mentioned nothing about Palestinians. Seth is a millions times that man you are.

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  • Mel Gallardo 2 years ago

    What about banning everyone who is running for a government position. They’ll get a page or an account (back) once the election is over.

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  • Dennis Rider 2 years ago

    She wins worst legs ever contest

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  • GamePapa 2 years ago

    Oh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?

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  • Tom Chumko 2 years ago

    Jimmy ain’t funny. He’s a tool

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  • foxcharlie 2 years ago

    Human boil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • uosdwiSrdewoH 2 years ago

    I can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?

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  • CJ Kilton 2 years ago

    I miss late night shows when politics were non existent

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  • ebbhead20 2 years ago

    Only England and America seems to have had no mask in public periods. The rest of us its been a 2 year thing now. And its not gonna change anytime soon because if all the twats out there.. 😔

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  • Natural Witchcraft 2 years ago

    I’m totally gonna put a statue of Satan in her kids school.

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  • Rebekah Leib 2 years ago

    Can we re-nickname him “Booger-Eatin’ Ted”? 😀

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  • Barbara Proctor 2 years ago

    😀😀😀

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  • James Kowalski 2 years ago

    Marjorie Karen Greene is totally off the rails!!!!!

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  • Paddy O'Henry 2 years ago

    Ted kicked Jimmy’s a** already!

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  • Rainfire 2 years ago

    “You had to GOP in the pool”

    – oh my gosh

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  • Toni Aguilar 2 years ago

    BITING! I love it….❤️

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  • Krissi Faith 2 years ago

    No wonder there is no audience…

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  • Killinem Fornun 2 years ago

    Does anybody here remember when Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny?

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  • ZAM zam 2 years ago

    Marjorie looks like she was washing dishes and scrubbing toilets and in the middle of it decided to come to community meeting.

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  • Smoove Criminal 2 years ago

    Holocaust was one of, not the most tragic event in history. Slavery, Native American genocide just to name a few on that level

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