Karma will soon come from him when his cult leader decides to release the sort he has on Ted Cruz and it will all be for nothing… thatโs what happens when you make deals with the devil.
Good job Jimmy! The world is watching the fragile right wing politicians getting their feelings hurt caring what people say about them. How patheticly low the right wing have fallen!๐๐๐๐๐
Florida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.
Am I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?
I wonder if they are not having babies ๐ถ because they know they global ๐ฅ warming is on the rise. Shows like this one donโt speak ๐ฃ of the severity, many others donโt speak about how simple just to plant a tree ๐ณ and permit a free online. Seems more logical
It’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.
May we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
I already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.
You canโt criminalize a company that removes a customer that breaks that companyโs rules. Trump wasnโt deplatformed just because of his political views. He was breaking the rules of a private company. Thatโs like prosecuting a convenience store for kicking out a shirtless dude. Which also prob happens in FL a lot.
Californians arenโt having babies because most of us canโt even afford an apartment and a 3 bedroom is 3-5k where itโs only 1-2 in other states. These rich folks are going to learn the hard way there needs to be SOMEWHERE for us poors to live and exist!
Tired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.
Lol my favorite part was at the end of This Week In Covid History, where Iโm saying to myself wow that was all like a bad dream, almost like it wasnโt real. Then Jimmyโs like, oh yeah that was real, like THAT all actually happened lol
Ohhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.
Jimmy Kimmel canโt think of any logical thing wrong with Ted Cruz so he has to resort to childish, wicked and vile behavior. Jimmy Kimmel, repent of your sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ as your Savior lest you perish in hell under Godโs wrath.
Who is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.
Jimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!
Man, every time I see a โThis week in covid historyโ video clips, I shake my head in disbelief from the insanity that was 2020 and the Trump administration.
And the Republican party continues to tell the Republicans what to do who refuse to be told what to do and doing what they are told to do by the Republicans or the Trump party… Who are the sheep ๐… The Trump Republican party supporters…
As usual, what the hell is DeSantis talking about? This run-on sentences are so ….and why does the ๐need money? ๐ซ.
5 days!! Unbelievable!!! It is believable..its a statue you moron!!!READ a book!!!
Florida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.
I’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!
A Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!
Iโm curious as to why Ted Cruz thought picking a Twitter fight with a stand-up comedian would go well for him. Maybe because the space inside his head is full of Jello.
Oh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?
I can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?
Only England and America seems to have had no mask in public periods. The rest of us its been a 2 year thing now. And its not gonna change anytime soon because if all the twats out there.. ๐
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ReplyCruz needs to be sanctioned , removed from his committees because he defied his oath of office to uphold the constitution .
ReplyTed must love Jimmy.
ReplyDonald called his wife ugly and Ted kissed up to Don.
Honor and Respect
Reply๐ธ๐ธ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ทโ๏ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
Lol
ReplyKarma will soon come from him when his cult leader decides to release the sort he has on Ted Cruz and it will all be for nothing… thatโs what happens when you make deals with the devil.
ReplyTed left his state during a snow storm. Has anyone held him accountable? Was the people’s tax dollars funding that vacation of his?
ReplyCruz and everyone who signed on to try and overturn the 2020 presidential election are traitors.
ReplyThe y banned Trump in twitter, but we accidentally got Ted Cruz as replacement in attack
ReplyFunny stuff
ReplyJimmy give me a heart
ReplyI love you! So funny and ironically TRUE
ReplyLOL the name of this makes me happy
ReplyI love when the right-wingers try to hit back at Jimmy and he just owns them again.
ReplySo proud of you , jimmy. Make em suffering more and more. God bless you ๐
ReplyI think that was the best description of Ted Cruz I heard so far. Jimmy Kimmel nailed it.
ReplyPlease stop giving Teddy free publicity
ReplyWrong person tedd
Reply“We were attacked “…you’ve been hanging out with the my pillow guy too much Jimmy!๐
ReplyTed is a shinning example that education and intelligence are not always synonymous. ๐๐ธ
ReplyHe must be paying for his jet from stealing from The dog rescue chairty
ReplyThatโs almost as funny as global warming. But nobodyโs planting trees ๐ณ ๐ณ even though itโs easy and permits a free online. ๐ค
Replyget ted on the show
ReplyGood job Jimmy! The world is watching the fragile right wing politicians getting their feelings hurt caring what people say about them. How patheticly low the right wing have fallen!๐๐๐๐๐
ReplyLet immigrants in.
ReplyMTG is satan herself. And, that outfit looks like hell. No statue desired.
ReplyAmazing
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Reply“maga loves the black people.” trumpsky certainly has a way with words, yet it’s the wrong way.
ReplyThe Holocaust is nothing compare to the Native American genocide.
ReplyFlorida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.
ReplyAm I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?
ReplyHey Jimmy, Ted doesn’t wear a mask, its underwear.
ReplyThis is hilarious!
ReplyWe need to build a 2 faced statue a face of satin & the other for Marjorie !
Reply12:10 “He’s a fool, an absolute fool”. Mr Biden really restrained himself there.
ReplyI wonder if they are not having babies ๐ถ because they know they global ๐ฅ warming is on the rise. Shows like this one donโt speak ๐ฃ of the severity, many others donโt speak about how simple just to plant a tree ๐ณ and permit a free online. Seems more logical
ReplyI wonder how many death threats kimmel gets just for mocking these idiots.
ReplyAnyone notice how the faces of those at De Santis’s press conference are a shade of beetroot?
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is on fire!
ReplyMTG wearing shorts, WTH, trailer park trash
ReplyDeSantis is in the sunshine state but he has his head where the sun don’t shine
ReplyWhen will people learn
ReplyDon’t get into Twitter war with Jimmy Kimmel.
Wow, Ted’s probably regretting now that he attacked Jimmy!
ReplyI can’t stand the hysterical laughter in the background. Please at least mute it a little.
ReplyMarjorie is an ignorant anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who no business being in government.
ReplyWell swastika is ancient religious mark for sun and florida is sun sine state?
Reply“MAGA loves the black people.” Lol. That didnt last long!!
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ReplyWould Marjorie be okay with a statue of Bin Laden?
ReplyIt’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.
ReplyLove it!!!!! A late comedian will always get he best laugh. What is a politician thinking๐คฃ
Reply๐ท๐บ Ted Cruz๐ท๐บ = Russiaโs Best Ally
ReplyYou’re so not funny anymore.
ReplyThis segment has to be the funniest I’ve ever seen. I guess I’m a new subscriber ๐๐๐ Get teddy Cancun!!@@
ReplyThis makes me miss “CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH”
ReplyTeddy Cancun indeed!!!!
ReplyMay we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
ReplyI already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.
Mar A Loco and it’s owner the fg should secede from Florida.
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ReplyYou canโt criminalize a company that removes a customer that breaks that companyโs rules. Trump wasnโt deplatformed just because of his political views. He was breaking the rules of a private company. Thatโs like prosecuting a convenience store for kicking out a shirtless dude. Which also prob happens in FL a lot.
Reply“he always says the white thing”๐
ReplyOMG, …These people CAN’T be,… CAN’T be THIS STUPID they just CAN’T….CAN THEY????๐ค
ReplyโI like Ted Cruz more then most in the senate… and I hate Ted Cruzโ – Al Franken
ReplyThat Florida lady on the left in the yellow has a level of energy that I wish I had.
ReplyWTF ๐ณ Yes I am stuck here in PBG itโs changed for the worse in 50 years ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
ReplyVote out all rotten, unamerican republicans!!
ReplyWant to shorten your life?? Move to Florida where so-called healthcare = hey we will help you if your rich. If youโre poor ๐ค๐ป
ReplyIs this what politicians do in the US?
ReplyIt makes me laugh how she said โif there was a statue of Satan I wouldnโt ask for it to be taken down I would teach my kids about itโ
Wasnโt MTG on a committee taking away modules and subjects of education from schools?
ReplyGod how do people vote these total idiots and morons into our government, it says a lot about the people in these states
ReplyMTG is such a frigging looser!
ReplyFlorida home of Matt Gaetz ๐คฌ๐คฎ but a lot of good people live here too. Theyโre called Democrats
ReplyCalifornians arenโt having babies because most of us canโt even afford an apartment and a 3 bedroom is 3-5k where itโs only 1-2 in other states. These rich folks are going to learn the hard way there needs to be SOMEWHERE for us poors to live and exist!
ReplyTired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.
Reply“Desantis Sanitary Napkin” needs to flush himself. We don’t want him in Florida anymore. He is more embarrassing than Trump.
ReplyThese people are stupid to send him money
ReplyLol my favorite part was at the end of This Week In Covid History, where Iโm saying to myself wow that was all like a bad dream, almost like it wasnโt real. Then Jimmyโs like, oh yeah that was real, like THAT all actually happened lol
ReplyIf you are sending your money to Donald Trump at this point, please, just don’t breed.
ReplyOhhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.
ReplyWhat happen to Jimmyโs voice? It sounds different
ReplyDesantis is a p.o.s
ReplyCall Church of Satanic Temple.
ReplyHow does MTG know satan is a โheโ? Has she met herself?
ReplyMTG is Q Anut indeed..hahaha…
ReplyImagine: A United States Senator talking to a TV host like a 9-year-old.
ReplyStatue of Satan. There is one she could use, the gold statue of DJT!
ReplyGood jimmy
ReplyIt is not “Mar-a-Lardo” it is “Mucho-O’-Lardo.”
ReplyStay well, friends.
Grammar is important Jimmy. I took the title to mean that you were in trouble for boiling Ted Cruz alive. Now I am just disappointed.
Replywe don’t need to make stuff up to bash trump… it’s all on tape for the whole world to see
ReplyI would have thought the best gift to come with a vaccination is being VACCINATED – WTF. Why is there a need to give people incentives
ReplyGreat show !
ReplyFrom Portugal, The best this show๐๐
ReplyJimmy Kimmel canโt think of any logical thing wrong with Ted Cruz so he has to resort to childish, wicked and vile behavior. Jimmy Kimmel, repent of your sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ as your Savior lest you perish in hell under Godโs wrath.
ReplyWho is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.
ReplyJimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!
Reply50,00 *fewer* births, not “50,000 less births”.
ReplyWhere are your hands….pick pocket Billard?
Replylock dump up lock dump lock up lock dump up
ReplyCruz is VILE.. VILE!! Disgusting!!!
ReplyGrandpa Munster and MarLardo! Great!
Reply๐๐๐๐๐
Man, every time I see a โThis week in covid historyโ video clips, I shake my head in disbelief from the insanity that was 2020 and the Trump administration.
ReplyGo on Ted
Reply*Ted Cruz for Human President*
(satire btw. if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll reply with the link.)
ReplyReports that fewer people in California have had children over the past year. Good. The human population is booming anyway.
ReplyAnd the Republican party continues to tell the Republicans what to do who refuse to be told what to do and doing what they are told to do by the Republicans or the Trump party… Who are the sheep ๐… The Trump Republican party supporters…
ReplyAs usual, what the hell is DeSantis talking about? This run-on sentences are so ….and why does the ๐need money? ๐ซ.
Reply5 days!! Unbelievable!!! It is believable..its a statue you moron!!!READ a book!!!
Or – Human hemorrhoid Jimmy Kimmel starts trouble with Ted Cruz.
ReplyYou wouldn’t take a statue of the devil because you wanted to tell your children what the history of it?๐๐ฑ๐คฃ
ReplyWhat’s this “woke” b.s. that republicans use? ๐ me rolling my eyes….
ReplyGreen eggs and Taylor ham.
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is unequivocally the best late show on television. Hands down ๐ช
ReplyI dont recall Ted Cruz blacking up.
ReplyJimmy youโre an important person at our time in history, so why not stop dying your hair?
ReplyJIMMY!!! ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ NEVER stop bashing Theon!!! EVER!!!! ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
ReplyI wish Kimmel would come to Colorado . I’d love to meet him….. in a alley
ReplyFlorida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.
ReplyI’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!
ReplyA Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!
ReplyCome on Jimmy, Florida is fine! Is just half of the people that are _______ .
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ReplyI guess they only carve swastikas in the bathrooms in Hollywood. Kimmel’s probably the one carving them.
Reply“M.A.G.A. loves the black people.” Yup, he said that.
ReplyIโm curious as to why Ted Cruz thought picking a Twitter fight with a stand-up comedian would go well for him. Maybe because the space inside his head is full of Jello.
ReplyJimmy is pathetic.
ReplyCruz resembles Dracula more than Munster.
Replyโฆjimmy kโฆhuman hemorrhoidโฆ
ReplyJimmy can you explain WHY MAGNETS are sticking to peoples arms after the shot WTF is in it ??
ReplyHey, look! It’s Karl Malone!
ReplyDonald Trump has figured out how to be a TV reverend, without the pesky god guy getting in the way.
ReplyI don’t know how this man can even look himself in the mirror after his little kiss @$$ episode with Anthony Anderson.
ReplyDid his son die yet?
Reply@Whoop!
ReplyOh Jimmy, I hate the Google rabbit hole you just sent me down. ๐
ReplyThat was a great monologue! What a p*ssy Ted Cruz is. He’s an absolute despicable traitor to this Country. History will most unkind to that fool.
ReplyShameful that you mentioned nothing about Palestinians. Seth is a millions times that man you are.
ReplyWhat about banning everyone who is running for a government position. They’ll get a page or an account (back) once the election is over.
ReplyShe wins worst legs ever contest
ReplyOh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?
ReplyJimmy ainโt funny. Heโs a tool
ReplyHuman boil ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
ReplyI can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?
ReplyI miss late night shows when politics were non existent
ReplyOnly England and America seems to have had no mask in public periods. The rest of us its been a 2 year thing now. And its not gonna change anytime soon because if all the twats out there.. ๐
ReplyIโm totally gonna put a statue of Satan in her kids school.
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ReplyCan we re-nickname him “Booger-Eatin’ Ted”? ๐
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ReplyMarjorie Karen Greene is totally off the rails!!!!!
ReplyTed kicked Jimmy’s a** already!
Reply“You had to GOP in the pool”
– oh my gosh
ReplyBITING! I love it….โค๏ธ
ReplyNo wonder there is no audience…
ReplyDoes anybody here remember when Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny?
ReplyMarjorie looks like she was washing dishes and scrubbing toilets and in the middle of it decided to come to community meeting.
ReplyHolocaust was one of, not the most tragic event in history. Slavery, Native American genocide just to name a few on that level
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