Human Boil Ted Cruz Starts Trouble with Jimmy Kimmel Again

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  • Christy York 6 months ago

    Trump2024 🇺🇲

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  • Leonaza7 6 months ago

    Cruz needs to be sanctioned , removed from his committees because he defied his oath of office to uphold the constitution .

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  • Brian 6 months ago

    Ted must love Jimmy.
    Donald called his wife ugly and Ted kissed up to Don.

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  • i human 6 months ago

    Honor and Respect
    🛸🛸🛸✌️😷✌️🛸🛸🛸

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  • Barb Helle 6 months ago

    Lol

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  • Leonaza7 6 months ago

    Karma will soon come from him when his cult leader decides to release the sort he has on Ted Cruz and it will all be for nothing… that’s what happens when you make deals with the devil.

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  • Mr.Wolfchamp 1999 6 months ago

    Ted left his state during a snow storm. Has anyone held him accountable? Was the people’s tax dollars funding that vacation of his?

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  • Leonaza7 6 months ago

    Cruz and everyone who signed on to try and overturn the 2020 presidential election are traitors.

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  • Sarah Rubio-Tsuda 6 months ago

    The y banned Trump in twitter, but we accidentally got Ted Cruz as replacement in attack

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  • Celeste R. Adams 6 months ago

    Funny stuff

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  • Dzop - The Piano Gamer 6 months ago

    Jimmy give me a heart

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  • Jo P 6 months ago

    I love you! So funny and ironically TRUE

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  • Nugboy 420 6 months ago

    LOL the name of this makes me happy

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  • Milkyway2099 6 months ago

    I love when the right-wingers try to hit back at Jimmy and he just owns them again.

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  • Robin Homana 6 months ago

    So proud of you , jimmy. Make em suffering more and more. God bless you 🙏

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  • Leonaza7 6 months ago

    I think that was the best description of Ted Cruz I heard so far. Jimmy Kimmel nailed it.

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  • Stephen Cramer 6 months ago

    Please stop giving Teddy free publicity

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  • Jennifer Gordon 6 months ago

    Wrong person tedd

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  • professor granpa 6 months ago

    “We were attacked “…you’ve been hanging out with the my pillow guy too much Jimmy!😂

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  • Leonaza7 6 months ago

    Ted is a shinning example that education and intelligence are not always synonymous. 😎🍸

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  • Missy Reed 6 months ago

    He must be paying for his jet from stealing from The dog rescue chairty

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  • Oscar Coreo Contreras 6 months ago

    That’s almost as funny as global warming. But nobody’s planting trees 🌳 🌳 even though it’s easy and permits a free online. 🤔

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  • Brandon Owen 6 months ago

    get ted on the show

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  • Mike Hunt 6 months ago

    Good job Jimmy! The world is watching the fragile right wing politicians getting their feelings hurt caring what people say about them. How patheticly low the right wing have fallen!😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Leota18 6 months ago

    Let immigrants in.

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  • J. C. 6 months ago

    MTG is satan herself. And, that outfit looks like hell. No statue desired.

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  • Thomas Pynn 6 months ago

    Amazing

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  • Valene Houthakker 6 months ago

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  • Vader 22 6 months ago

    “maga loves the black people.” trumpsky certainly has a way with words, yet it’s the wrong way.

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  • CESAR vs THE WORLD 6 months ago

    The Holocaust is nothing compare to the Native American genocide.

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  • Quentin Reeves 6 months ago

    Florida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.

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  • Brendan Reagan 6 months ago

    Am I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?

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  • tihzho 6 months ago

    Hey Jimmy, Ted doesn’t wear a mask, its underwear.

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  • Néca-estel 6 months ago

    This is hilarious!

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  • Iris Alan 6 months ago

    We need to build a 2 faced statue a face of satin & the other for Marjorie !

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  • Random Dude 6 months ago

    12:10 “He’s a fool, an absolute fool”. Mr Biden really restrained himself there.

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  • Oscar Coreo Contreras 6 months ago

    I wonder if they are not having babies 👶 because they know they global 🔥 warming is on the rise. Shows like this one don’t speak 🗣 of the severity, many others don’t speak about how simple just to plant a tree 🌳 and permit a free online. Seems more logical

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  • Hawsrule Begin 6 months ago

    I wonder how many death threats kimmel gets just for mocking these idiots.

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  • Tseleng Botlhole 6 months ago

    Anyone notice how the faces of those at De Santis’s press conference are a shade of beetroot?

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  • Max Koljonen 6 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is on fire!

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  • Suzy Daly 6 months ago

    MTG wearing shorts, WTH, trailer park trash

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  • Crusty Cobs 6 months ago

    DeSantis is in the sunshine state but he has his head where the sun don’t shine

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  • Shaun Kenneally 6 months ago

    When will people learn
    Don’t get into Twitter war with Jimmy Kimmel.

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  • SurfinScientist 6 months ago

    Wow, Ted’s probably regretting now that he attacked Jimmy!

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  • Michał Ty 6 months ago

    I can’t stand the hysterical laughter in the background. Please at least mute it a little.

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  • Earthling432 6 months ago

    Marjorie is an ignorant anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who no business being in government.

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  • Jani Laine 6 months ago

    Well swastika is ancient religious mark for sun and florida is sun sine state?

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  • Ashley Turner 6 months ago

    “MAGA loves the black people.” Lol. That didnt last long!!

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  • Dezy-N D 6 months ago

    Would Marjorie be okay with a statue of Bin Laden?

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  • Nixer Doyle 6 months ago

    It’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.

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  • M 6 months ago

    Love it!!!!! A late comedian will always get he best laugh. What is a politician thinking🤣

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  • Dave N 6 months ago

    🇷🇺 Ted Cruz🇷🇺 = Russia’s Best Ally

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  • John M 6 months ago

    You’re so not funny anymore.

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  • M 6 months ago

    This segment has to be the funniest I’ve ever seen. I guess I’m a new subscriber 😄😄😄 Get teddy Cancun!!@@

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  • caiden shafer 6 months ago

    This makes me miss “CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH”

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  • M 6 months ago

    Teddy Cancun indeed!!!!

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  • david houston 6 months ago

    May we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
    I already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.

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  • C Ger 6 months ago

    Mar A Loco and it’s owner the fg should secede from Florida.

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  • mola55e5 6 months ago

    You can’t criminalize a company that removes a customer that breaks that company’s rules. Trump wasn’t deplatformed just because of his political views. He was breaking the rules of a private company. That’s like prosecuting a convenience store for kicking out a shirtless dude. Which also prob happens in FL a lot.

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  • Kim B 6 months ago

    “he always says the white thing”😂

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  • James 6 months ago

    OMG, …These people CAN’T be,… CAN’T be THIS STUPID they just CAN’T….CAN THEY????🤔

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  • mickus 6 months ago

    “I like Ted Cruz more then most in the senate… and I hate Ted Cruz” – Al Franken

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  • Ken Okoye 6 months ago

    That Florida lady on the left in the yellow has a level of energy that I wish I had.

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  • Claire Bear 6 months ago

    WTF 😳 Yes I am stuck here in PBG it’s changed for the worse in 50 years 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • John O 6 months ago

    Vote out all rotten, unamerican republicans!!

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  • Claire Bear 6 months ago

    Want to shorten your life?? Move to Florida where so-called healthcare = hey we will help you if your rich. If you’re poor 🤞🏻

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  • eli ruseva 6 months ago

    Is this what politicians do in the US?

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  • Lil Nastyy 6 months ago

    It makes me laugh how she said “if there was a statue of Satan I wouldn’t ask for it to be taken down I would teach my kids about it”

    Wasn’t MTG on a committee taking away modules and subjects of education from schools?

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  • Troy Cornell 6 months ago

    God how do people vote these total idiots and morons into our government, it says a lot about the people in these states

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  • No One 6 months ago

    MTG is such a frigging looser!

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  • Claire Bear 6 months ago

    Florida home of Matt Gaetz 🤬🤮 but a lot of good people live here too. They’re called Democrats

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  • Tahtahme's Diary 6 months ago

    Californians aren’t having babies because most of us can’t even afford an apartment and a 3 bedroom is 3-5k where it’s only 1-2 in other states. These rich folks are going to learn the hard way there needs to be SOMEWHERE for us poors to live and exist!

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  • GreenKrickett 6 months ago

    Tired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.

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  • BLACKSOIL 6 months ago

    “Desantis Sanitary Napkin” needs to flush himself. We don’t want him in Florida anymore. He is more embarrassing than Trump.

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  • BLACKSOIL 6 months ago

    These people are stupid to send him money

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  • DVDA 6 months ago

    Lol my favorite part was at the end of This Week In Covid History, where I’m saying to myself wow that was all like a bad dream, almost like it wasn’t real. Then Jimmy’s like, oh yeah that was real, like THAT all actually happened lol

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  • Andrew Scotton 6 months ago

    If you are sending your money to Donald Trump at this point, please, just don’t breed.

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  • Kevin Alexander 6 months ago

    Ohhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.

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  • Jimmy P 6 months ago

    What happen to Jimmy’s voice? It sounds different

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  • Chauncey Delancey 6 months ago

    Desantis is a p.o.s

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  • Anna Galesz 6 months ago

    Call Church of Satanic Temple.

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  • Peggy Asprey 6 months ago

    How does MTG know satan is a “he”? Has she met herself?

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  • Rey Pahuyo 6 months ago

    MTG is Q Anut indeed..hahaha…

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  • David Szakacs 6 months ago

    Imagine: A United States Senator talking to a TV host like a 9-year-old.

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  • Mary Laskowski 6 months ago

    Statue of Satan. There is one she could use, the gold statue of DJT!

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  • Samsam M 6 months ago

    Good jimmy

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  • D 6 months ago

    It is not “Mar-a-Lardo” it is “Mucho-O’-Lardo.”
    Stay well, friends.

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  • rockstarJDP 6 months ago

    Grammar is important Jimmy. I took the title to mean that you were in trouble for boiling Ted Cruz alive. Now I am just disappointed.

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  • Mace Maylion 6 months ago

    we don’t need to make stuff up to bash trump… it’s all on tape for the whole world to see

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  • Rob Edmunds 6 months ago

    I would have thought the best gift to come with a vaccination is being VACCINATED – WTF. Why is there a need to give people incentives

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  • Astrid Hamilton 6 months ago

    Great show !

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  • Mário Pereira 6 months ago

    From Portugal, The best this show😂😂

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  • Christopher Ruthart 6 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel can’t think of any logical thing wrong with Ted Cruz so he has to resort to childish, wicked and vile behavior. Jimmy Kimmel, repent of your sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ as your Savior lest you perish in hell under God’s wrath.

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  • Cristina Ferrara 6 months ago

    Who is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.

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  • Sam Doucette 6 months ago

    Jimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!

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  • Jeffrey Balmer 6 months ago

    50,00 *fewer* births, not “50,000 less births”.

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  • Flix Cat 6 months ago

    Where are your hands….pick pocket Billard?

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  • shakey balls 6 months ago

    lock dump up lock dump lock up lock dump up

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  • Corla Hasper 6 months ago

    Cruz is VILE.. VILE!! Disgusting!!!

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  • Ken Sax 6 months ago

    Grandpa Munster and MarLardo! Great!
    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Christopher Hill 6 months ago

    Man, every time I see a “This week in covid history” video clips, I shake my head in disbelief from the insanity that was 2020 and the Trump administration.

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  • Ian Mangham 6 months ago

    Go on Ted

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  • Peter Piper 6 months ago

    *Ted Cruz for Human President*

    (satire btw. if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll reply with the link.)

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  • paul rollings 6 months ago

    Reports that fewer people in California have had children over the past year. Good. The human population is booming anyway.

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  • Chris Konrath 6 months ago

    And the Republican party continues to tell the Republicans what to do who refuse to be told what to do and doing what they are told to do by the Republicans or the Trump party… Who are the sheep 🐑… The Trump Republican party supporters…

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  • ifiknewthen13 6 months ago

    As usual, what the hell is DeSantis talking about? This run-on sentences are so ….and why does the 🍊need money? 😫.
    5 days!! Unbelievable!!! It is believable..its a statue you moron!!!READ a book!!!

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  • Willy Win 6 months ago

    Or – Human hemorrhoid Jimmy Kimmel starts trouble with Ted Cruz.

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  • Gigi Arocha 6 months ago

    You wouldn’t take a statue of the devil because you wanted to tell your children what the history of it?👀😱🤣

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  • Desert Rose 6 months ago

    What’s this “woke” b.s. that republicans use? 🙄 me rolling my eyes….

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  • Chris Durgin 6 months ago

    Green eggs and Taylor ham.

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  • Lovell Pinkney 6 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is unequivocally the best late show on television. Hands down 💪

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  • Mandelson 6 months ago

    I dont recall Ted Cruz blacking up.

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  • Moshe Greenberg 6 months ago

    Jimmy you’re an important person at our time in history, so why not stop dying your hair?

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  • trick351 6 months ago

    JIMMY!!! 🤣😂🤣 NEVER stop bashing Theon!!! EVER!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Mike G 6 months ago

    I wish Kimmel would come to Colorado . I’d love to meet him….. in a alley

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  • Angel Izquierdo 6 months ago

    Florida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.

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  • Cory 6 months ago

    I’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!

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  • Machiavelli Plato 6 months ago

    A Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!

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  • Alfredo Rodriguez 6 months ago

    Come on Jimmy, Florida is fine! Is just half of the people that are _______ .

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  • rgdutch22 6 months ago

    I guess they only carve swastikas in the bathrooms in Hollywood. Kimmel’s probably the one carving them.

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  • Marques Q. 6 months ago

    “M.A.G.A. loves the black people.” Yup, he said that.

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  • Leo Dragon 6 months ago

    I’m curious as to why Ted Cruz thought picking a Twitter fight with a stand-up comedian would go well for him. Maybe because the space inside his head is full of Jello.

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  • trevormiller11 6 months ago

    Jimmy is pathetic.

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  • star burst 6 months ago

    Cruz resembles Dracula more than Munster.

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  • M Plussant 6 months ago

    …jimmy k…human hemorrhoid…

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  • Ghwkphd 6 months ago

    Jimmy can you explain WHY MAGNETS are sticking to peoples arms after the shot WTF is in it ??

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  • Guadalupe Martinez 6 months ago

    Hey, look! It’s Karl Malone!

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  • J F 6 months ago

    Donald Trump has figured out how to be a TV reverend, without the pesky god guy getting in the way.

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  • Mike Croy 6 months ago

    I don’t know how this man can even look himself in the mirror after his little kiss @$$ episode with Anthony Anderson.

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  • El Jefe 6 months ago

    Did his son die yet?

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  • john beach 6 months ago

    @Whoop!

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  • Tonya Corbitt 6 months ago

    Oh Jimmy, I hate the Google rabbit hole you just sent me down. 😂

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  • Steve Schram 6 months ago

    That was a great monologue! What a p*ssy Ted Cruz is. He’s an absolute despicable traitor to this Country. History will most unkind to that fool.

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  • Hermit Ally 6 months ago

    Shameful that you mentioned nothing about Palestinians. Seth is a millions times that man you are.

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  • Mel Gallardo 6 months ago

    What about banning everyone who is running for a government position. They’ll get a page or an account (back) once the election is over.

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  • Dennis Rider 6 months ago

    She wins worst legs ever contest

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  • GamePapa 6 months ago

    Oh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?

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  • Tom Chumko 6 months ago

    Jimmy ain’t funny. He’s a tool

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  • foxcharlie 6 months ago

    Human boil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • uosdwiSrdewoH 6 months ago

    I can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?

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  • CJ Kilton 6 months ago

    I miss late night shows when politics were non existent

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  • ebbhead20 6 months ago

    Only England and America seems to have had no mask in public periods. The rest of us its been a 2 year thing now. And its not gonna change anytime soon because if all the twats out there.. 😔

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  • Natural Witchcraft 6 months ago

    I’m totally gonna put a statue of Satan in her kids school.

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  • Rebekah Leib 6 months ago

    Can we re-nickname him “Booger-Eatin’ Ted”? 😀

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  • Barbara Proctor 6 months ago

    😀😀😀

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  • James Kowalski 6 months ago

    Marjorie Karen Greene is totally off the rails!!!!!

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  • Paddy O'Henry 6 months ago

    Ted kicked Jimmy’s a** already!

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  • Rainfire 6 months ago

    “You had to GOP in the pool”

    – oh my gosh

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  • Toni Aguilar 6 months ago

    BITING! I love it….❤️

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  • Krissi Faith 6 months ago

    No wonder there is no audience…

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  • Killinem Fornun 6 months ago

    Does anybody here remember when Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny?

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  • ZAM zam 6 months ago

    Marjorie looks like she was washing dishes and scrubbing toilets and in the middle of it decided to come to community meeting.

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  • Smoove Criminal 6 months ago

    Holocaust was one of, not the most tragic event in history. Slavery, Native American genocide just to name a few on that level

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