Florida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.
Am I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?
It’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.
May we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
I already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.
Tired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.
Ohhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.
Who is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.
Jimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!
Florida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.
I’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!
A Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!
Oh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?
I can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?
Cruz needs to be sanctioned , removed from his committees because he defied his oath of office to uphold the constitution .
ReplyTed must love Jimmy.
ReplyDonald called his wife ugly and Ted kissed up to Don.
Lol
ReplyTed left his state during a snow storm. Has anyone held him accountable? Was the people’s tax dollars funding that vacation of his?
ReplyCruz and everyone who signed on to try and overturn the 2020 presidential election are traitors.
ReplyThe y banned Trump in twitter, but we accidentally got Ted Cruz as replacement in attack
ReplyFunny stuff
ReplyJimmy give me a heart
ReplyI love you! So funny and ironically TRUE
ReplyLOL the name of this makes me happy
ReplyI love when the right-wingers try to hit back at Jimmy and he just owns them again.
ReplyI think that was the best description of Ted Cruz I heard so far. Jimmy Kimmel nailed it.
ReplyPlease stop giving Teddy free publicity
ReplyWrong person tedd
ReplyHe must be paying for his jet from stealing from The dog rescue chairty
Replyget ted on the show
ReplyLet immigrants in.
ReplyMTG is satan herself. And, that outfit looks like hell. No statue desired.
ReplyAmazing
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Reply“maga loves the black people.” trumpsky certainly has a way with words, yet it’s the wrong way.
ReplyThe Holocaust is nothing compare to the Native American genocide.
ReplyFlorida is literally the only place he can survive. Sorry to the honorable mentions (Texas, Oklahoma, Utah, west Virginia, etc.)…yall really think he gives two shits about you…which is a head scratcher in every way.
ReplyAm I the only conservative who thinks attention should be given to the fact that MTG is addressing officials, in this forum and relating to this issue, while dressed like a marginally drunk Jimmy Buffet fan on vacation?
ReplyHey Jimmy, Ted doesn’t wear a mask, its underwear.
ReplyThis is hilarious!
ReplyWe need to build a 2 faced statue a face of satin & the other for Marjorie !
Reply12:10 “He’s a fool, an absolute fool”. Mr Biden really restrained himself there.
ReplyI wonder how many death threats kimmel gets just for mocking these idiots.
ReplyAnyone notice how the faces of those at De Santis’s press conference are a shade of beetroot?
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is on fire!
ReplyMTG wearing shorts, WTH, trailer park trash
ReplyDeSantis is in the sunshine state but he has his head where the sun don’t shine
ReplyWhen will people learn
ReplyDon’t get into Twitter war with Jimmy Kimmel.
Wow, Ted’s probably regretting now that he attacked Jimmy!
ReplyI can’t stand the hysterical laughter in the background. Please at least mute it a little.
ReplyMarjorie is an ignorant anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who no business being in government.
ReplyWell swastika is ancient religious mark for sun and florida is sun sine state?
Reply“MAGA loves the black people.” Lol. That didnt last long!!
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ReplyWould Marjorie be okay with a statue of Bin Laden?
ReplyIt’s a measure of Ted Cruz’s stupidity and ignorance that he would engage in a back-and-forth with a talk show host and a team of professional comedy writers. The only politicians who think they have anything to gain by it are idiots.
ReplyYou’re so not funny anymore.
ReplyThis makes me miss “CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH”
ReplyTeddy Cancun indeed!!!!
ReplyMay we call the followers of Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorines? – Imitators of human beings.
ReplyI already call the Republican Party The Trumpettes, – Imitators of Fascists.
Mar A Loco and it’s owner the fg should secede from Florida.
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ReplyThat Florida lady on the left in the yellow has a level of energy that I wish I had.
ReplyVote out all rotten, unamerican republicans!!
ReplyIs this what politicians do in the US?
ReplyGod how do people vote these total idiots and morons into our government, it says a lot about the people in these states
ReplyMTG is such a frigging looser!
ReplyTired of hearing about world not having enough kids because it is all about GREED. We need those kids to take care of the elderly — Single biggest GREED campaign I have ever heard. You want me to have a kid so they can take care of you in your golden years? F you.
Reply“Desantis Sanitary Napkin” needs to flush himself. We don’t want him in Florida anymore. He is more embarrassing than Trump.
ReplyThese people are stupid to send him money
ReplyIf you are sending your money to Donald Trump at this point, please, just don’t breed.
ReplyOhhh…Jimmey Kimmel is the voice of the voiceless, especially when he blasts the Republican party imbeciles. I come to YouTube specifically for the monologues he has and they never disappoint.
ReplyDesantis is a p.o.s
ReplyCall Church of Satanic Temple.
ReplyMTG is Q Anut indeed..hahaha…
ReplyImagine: A United States Senator talking to a TV host like a 9-year-old.
ReplyStatue of Satan. There is one she could use, the gold statue of DJT!
ReplyGood jimmy
ReplyIt is not “Mar-a-Lardo” it is “Mucho-O’-Lardo.”
ReplyStay well, friends.
Grammar is important Jimmy. I took the title to mean that you were in trouble for boiling Ted Cruz alive. Now I am just disappointed.
Replywe don’t need to make stuff up to bash trump… it’s all on tape for the whole world to see
ReplyI would have thought the best gift to come with a vaccination is being VACCINATED – WTF. Why is there a need to give people incentives
ReplyGreat show !
ReplyWho is voicing the Covid History? I love it! So spot on. They should put all of them together into a documentary. Actually, a whole documentary on how late night covered the pandemic would be an amazing way to look back on this.
ReplyJimmy was on top of his game with this show, but with people like Ted Cruz and MTG acting like the idiots they are, he gets lots of ammo to use. I’d love to see Ted Cruz trying to put Kimmy in his place verbally. Jimmy is an intelligent, articulate and classy guy, whereas Cruz is just dim, vulgar and crass. It would be priceless. Here’s a scary thought to finish off with: Imagine if Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene had a love child!
Reply50,00 *fewer* births, not “50,000 less births”.
ReplyWhere are your hands….pick pocket Billard?
Replylock dump up lock dump lock up lock dump up
ReplyCruz is VILE.. VILE!! Disgusting!!!
ReplyGo on Ted
Reply*Ted Cruz for Human President*
(satire btw. if you didn’t get it, let me know and I’ll reply with the link.)
ReplyReports that fewer people in California have had children over the past year. Good. The human population is booming anyway.
ReplyOr – Human hemorrhoid Jimmy Kimmel starts trouble with Ted Cruz.
ReplyGreen eggs and Taylor ham.
ReplyI dont recall Ted Cruz blacking up.
ReplyI wish Kimmel would come to Colorado . I’d love to meet him….. in a alley
ReplyFlorida has no Glamour at all. Vulgar people land in here from the whole world. Even that fly and barely got the votes to become the governor because the USPS warehouse with democrat ballots was locked when the convenient bomb scare was going on.
ReplyI’ll make America much better again! Just send me your venmo account and I will request whatever money you can afford! Hell, I’ll take the money you CAN’T AFFORD!
ReplyA Senator picking a fight with a comedian, Jimmy?!! Exactly, I think he should be using his time on more positive and productive issues; as for you, Jimmy, carry on making fun of Cancun Cruz, Kremlin Ted and Lyin’ Ted, you the comedian not him!!!!
ReplyCome on Jimmy, Florida is fine! Is just half of the people that are _______ .
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ReplyI guess they only carve swastikas in the bathrooms in Hollywood. Kimmel’s probably the one carving them.
Reply“M.A.G.A. loves the black people.” Yup, he said that.
ReplyJimmy is pathetic.
ReplyCruz resembles Dracula more than Munster.
ReplyJimmy can you explain WHY MAGNETS are sticking to peoples arms after the shot WTF is in it ??
ReplyHey, look! It’s Karl Malone!
ReplyDonald Trump has figured out how to be a TV reverend, without the pesky god guy getting in the way.
ReplyI don’t know how this man can even look himself in the mirror after his little kiss @$$ episode with Anthony Anderson.
ReplyDid his son die yet?
Reply@Whoop!
ReplyThat was a great monologue! What a p*ssy Ted Cruz is. He’s an absolute despicable traitor to this Country. History will most unkind to that fool.
ReplyShameful that you mentioned nothing about Palestinians. Seth is a millions times that man you are.
ReplyWhat about banning everyone who is running for a government position. They’ll get a page or an account (back) once the election is over.
ReplyShe wins worst legs ever contest
ReplyOh Teddie, Teddie, Teddie! Has your bestie Donnie not teach you not to have beef with someone who has an entire platform at his beck and call, you silly, silly man?
ReplyI can’t believe there are people who need to be incentivized to take a vaccine that will prevent death from a world wide pandemic. Shouldn’t not dying be the true incentive?
ReplyI miss late night shows when politics were non existent
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ReplyCan we re-nickname him “Booger-Eatin’ Ted”? 😀
ReplyMarjorie Karen Greene is totally off the rails!!!!!
ReplyTed kicked Jimmy’s a** already!
Reply“You had to GOP in the pool”
– oh my gosh
ReplyNo wonder there is no audience…
ReplyDoes anybody here remember when Jimmy Kimmel was actually funny?
ReplyMarjorie looks like she was washing dishes and scrubbing toilets and in the middle of it decided to come to community meeting.
ReplyHolocaust was one of, not the most tragic event in history. Slavery, Native American genocide just to name a few on that level
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