Sometimes to build a cartel… you’ve gotta break a few eggs.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
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Sometimes to build a cartel… you’ve gotta break a few eggs.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
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I dunno that I wanna eat an egg that was ‘laid twice’, y’know? I mean, considering how they usually smuggle stuff through airports…
ReplyWtf…. In my country a tray of 32 eggs 🥚🥚 is just $3.55
Reply…there goes my coffee 🤣😆🤧
ReplyThe 21st century shitey gold after guano.
ReplyFor everyone needing a laugh: in German, the literal translation of “having balls” is to “have eggs” Makes sense in this context…
ReplyI had a cousin that thought he was a chicken. We didn’t talk him out of it because we needed the eggs
ReplyHuevos is not what it’s cracked up to be on Breakflix.
ReplyI don’t know why it’s illegal to smuggle eggs. It’s supply & demand, and eggs are not illegal drugs (but addictive though!). 🥚 🍳
ReplyI can’t think of an ending to a “Why did the chicken cross the border?” joke… 🤔
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