Trump’s personal attorney has bragged that he would take a metaphorical bullet for Donald Trump. He might get his chance.
As loyal as his crooked client
Monologue Order: 1. How Loyal Is Michael Cohen? 2. Starbucks, You Kicked The Wrong People Out
Cohen’s a flipper!
last time i was this early…
actually shoot i dont think ive ever been this early
“Ill fitting suits” 😆
I am so glad that no one has informed Trump that the Kim family is famous for kidnapping foreigners to North Korea and never letting them leave otherwise Cadet Bone spurs would never dare to go there. Hope Kim Jong-un will live up to their family name and do the world a favor for a change.
As much as trump was to his first wife 🤣🤣
I’m sure Russia will lay out a plan for him.
Hhhhhhhhhhh. Brilliant comedy…. hhhhhhh hilarious 😂
“Wing it with a mad man.” Still decidig who is Trump referring to between him and ol’ Kim.
I swear this all sounds like a House of Cards episode, assuming the characters featured all suffered from a deadly dose of stupid.
There is not a single person in this world, who will willingly take a bullet for Trump.
Mr. President Spanky’s Lawyer Needs Lawyer 😂😂😂😂
“If the meeting is not fruitful, I will respectfully leave the meeting.” If somehow, by a miracle of nature, we manage to get it through to him that his presidency isn’t fruitful either, can he leave that too?
FBI: Alright Mr Cohen, we have decided…. Cohen: NO! It’s true! It’s all true! We all colluded with the Russians on Trumps behalf! Putin really does have the Pee-Pee Tape, and has been using it to blackmail Trump! FBI:… I was just going to say that, we have decided on burgers for lunch, and if you wanted anything. Cohen: Oh. Ok, um. Can I have a turkey burger?
I love how Trump still insists he is 100% innocent while even every his own lawyers seems to think he’s guilty as sh*t.
I am disturbed by the sudden change in KimJ… Why is he suddenly willing to give up the military strength he has built his legacy around? I can’t help but wonder why the 360. Did he get a sweet deal with Putin? Did Putin promise Trump the “history-making moment” Trump craves, in excjange for sanction reversal?
The only reason Kim is willing to talk is because he knows Trump is so dumb he’ll fumble it like his entire presidency.
2:15 Thats actually how Reagan won the Cold War. But Gorbachev outlived him. And Gorbachev is still alive to see this monologue joke. 😂😂
America was blind too when they voted for Trump. How’s that working out for you America. Hear the world laughing?
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