Rep. Mondaire Jones joins Hot Take to discuss Trump’s latest Fauci insult, Lil Nas X’s satanic music video, anti-trans legislation, and more.
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Replyi’m still baffled that no fucking body in the US media wants to know, that the Pfizer vaccine was developed in germany as was the tech for the pfizer and moderna vaccines itself
Replythe EU subsidized mRNA tech and the BioNtech vaccine (that pfizer sells)… not the US
Can we start ignoring him now?
ReplyThis tooning out the news is just fantastic
ReplyAnti trust laws were written to prevent harm, Amazon is not harming America. They’ve saved billion of dollars from savings on goods. GoogleYouTube has done even more.
ReplyMy great grandfather ran one of the very first shitposterys in the uk, although I believe us British used cow shit. What a rich history we share.
ReplyI just slowed the speed down one level. These guys talk too fast for my brain to comprehend, early in the morning. (Nostalgic for Ye Olde Shitposting Store.)
Reply“Nobody has to pee in bottles. They get to!” The fast throw-away moment of this line had me absolutely ROLLING.
ReplyI’d like to see dumb donald throw a better pitch but he’s too much of a sissy girl to prove it
ReplyAmazon isn’t going anywhere, employees will just unionize. Peeing in bottles is something over the road truck drivers have to do, lol.
Replythat ending…had me weak
ReplyLittle Nas X is gangsta
ReplyI dont think telling gay people they will go to hell is right, though i also, dont think this satan perversion is right either… satan is the reason good ideas get twisted and why evil has spread so much in this world. And why these trump nazis have done so well manipulating so many people. That all being said, separation from God is all hell is, is it fun? No, far from it, but if people dont want jesus we cannot stop them. God protects our right to our own beliefs and choices. He will protect our right to have no part in him. This heing said, Christians and religious fundamentalists need to realize thst we cannot judge nonbelievers and even when we judge each other, do it ONLY in a way of love to restore them from sin. Thats far from what nazis and far right fringe groups do. Also, the qanon theories make no sense. I mean how can demon sperm enter people. Demons have no physical bodies… smh…
Reply😂🤣
ReplyBreaking up Amazon? Yes, please!
ReplyI love how the right is so fixated on the Holy Wars against Nas X when if they are in a debate, using religion and its texts are considered extremely weak arguments.
ReplyOnly in America 😂😷🌎✌️🇺🇸
Reply#pizzagaetz is real thanks Q anon MAGA Molesters Are Groping Americans #resist
ReplyNobody has to pee in bottles – they get to! 😂
ReplyHow do the guests on the, not laugh!😂🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
ReplyI doubt 4 of the 9 scotus justices (the official requirement) will agree to hear mr. pillow man’s case of “election fraud”. 😀
ReplyPillow guy looks like Rouke bad guy from SimCity.
Reply😂😂😂 ‘The Virginal Fox News Network.’
ReplyCold and Hot vaccine dr
Reply3:07
ReplyThe most astonishing thing about this:
None of them is even the least bit attractive.
This show just keeps getting better 😂
Reply“the only Lil I want to see is Little Debbie snack cakes”. I agree
ReplyAre we Americans ever learn to not condemn other Americans? Geez people. Grand old party are confederates at heart. Explains not letting minorities vote as easily as the whites out there. That’s anti-American.
ReplyJesus …. Dr Fauci sixty years later… isnt quite as fit. Oh well then your wobbliness.
ReplyIs Mondaire Jones the What What guy?
ReplyThis is the most clever truth telling in the world.
ReplySorry, but any Sin can land you in Hell if they outweigh your Repentance and Virtue.
ReplyAnal and oral sex can’t produce children, meaning anal and oral sex and 100% Lust based.
Doesn’t mater is it’s a man with a man, or a man with a woman, or a woman with a woman,
anal and oral sex are only Lustful in nature, meaning they are only Sinful in nature, for Lust is Sin.
I’m just wondering…how/why did I watch this til the end??
ReplyWtf is this?
ReplyI think the Lil Nas X song is 🔥
ReplyTrump’s proclamations are just self-parody at this point. “This Fauci guy, thinks he’s so smart, says he was an athlete, I hear he can’t even throw a baseball to homeplate, it’s called a roller, what a loser”.
Know how I know there is no god? A distinct lack of heart attacks for 45.
ReplyS#itposting & Sons has a storied legacy.
ReplySo, nobody but me cares about these annoying cartoon characters replacing Stephen? I’m done with this channel.
ReplyOh so shocking how Amazon treats their workers!
ReplyNow everybody go right back to buying something from Amazon as usual, showing your dependence on them, then wonder why greedy Amazon continues to have so much power and cruelty.
Consumers could use their power, to get Amazon to be humane, if they would only empathize.
“This complete SNACK” haha 😂 fantastic!
ReplyWHY does Colbert keep showing this stupid,annoying cartoon? This particular one is the MOST irritating and smug installment yet! The animation sucks too!
ReplyBy the way, I hate Trump and Fox News, so I don’t object to the political satire itself, just in its execution.
It’s the My Crackhead guy!
ReplyRep. Mondaire Jones is my representative! So proud
ReplyMuch like the Colbert Report the level of irony in these segments is a tightrope, but they keep getting better and better. Love it!
ReplyHey who wants to turn to Christ and live for Jesus and obey him ? This life is temporary compared to all eternity in hell. Jesus loved you to die for you and this isn’t a religion it’s a relationship. You need read the Bible it’s very important it has all the answers you need. Now you may say but I’m a good person or God loves me and if you believe in God then your good but I bet you didn’t know that not even forgiving others is enough to send you to hell Jesus is very serious about sin. No sin is worth going hell for I would turn to Christ if I were you Jesus is coming soon and he’s coming back with no mercy. But the good news is that he’s happy to forgive you of your sins and wants to talk and he wants to have a relationship with you and be your Heavenly Father you can spend a beautiful life in heaven forever repent or perish you can’t continue to live in sin.i
ReplyReally? Amazon workers peeing in bottles? That’s so ridiculous!
ReplyWho does these voices?
ReplyOkay these crazy animations are great and all but can we get a monologue
ReplySo are we not getting daily monologues from the previous night’s show anymore?
ReplyU know what you should do…? 4:56
ReplyI’m an older guy, and I’m expected to say that everything was better when I was young back in the 70s. I read National Lampoon and watched the original SNL. But this is really great. There’s an opportunity for the US to back away from the cliff they almost went all Thelma and Louise over, and shift in a new direction.
Or maybe it’s just more snarky comedy, preaching to the choir. Hard to say.
ReplyTOTN Is Getting Real In Your Face Brutal!!!!!
“Our Lord Beefyness!” Tyler Templeton is so on the tank for #45!
L’il Nas X grinding on the Devil? Wow! I agree with the guest when he told Tyler “you know you love like it. . .”
ReplyThanks TOTN Team!
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
ReplyIf anyone watch that documentary on Amazon… You know it is too big to break up. I am sure they run most of the government’s data and can easily use that to hold the government hostage. They should have dealt with Amazon a decade ago, but even then, I think it was too late.
Reply“A certified bop” lmao
ReplySomeone warn the supreme court to lock the doors turn out the lights and pretend they aren’t home, _mike lindell is the ultimate unwanted visitor_
ReplyThese clips are always so funny.
ReplyGood grief
ReplyOur lord beefiness 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyThere’s nothing like this on TV. Please make this a series.
ReplyOh, god. 🤦 How can Mike Lindell be _this_ divorced from reality? August? Which year?
ReplyCERTIFIED BOP!! 🌟
ReplyWell, conservative outrage machine, I’m sure Lil Nas X appreciates the free publicity you folks just gave him. 🤷
ReplyI think they’re mocking Fox News? Seriously, someone tell me – because Hot Take looks like it’s BECOMING Fox, not just mocking it anymore.
ReplyLil Nas channeling Robert Palmer (this is a joke for old folk)
ReplyTyler is just carrying on the family business. That’s nice.
Reply…and the things he was doing to make me hot were delectably unspeakable-yum yum🔻🌀🔺️
ReplyNever liked this segment… but it’s channeling that Colbert report spirit a lil better and better these days. I like.
ReplyThis show is so underrated
ReplyI know people that P in a bottle.
ReplyDonald Jesus Trump
ReplyWhat happened to Colbert? Just realizing he’s gone.
Reply‘Scrub to about 1:59’ ahahah!
Replyshitposting & sons is brilliant btw
Replywhy is the best writing in these cartoon clips that barely anyone sees??
ReplyThe Supreme already rejected the lawsuits. They should break up Amazon, but when they do part of me will die.
ReplyI am not a fan of this cartoon stuff.
Reply🤣
ReplyIts crazy how I genuinely couldn’t tell if that Trump statement was fake or if it was real lol. That tells you how far away from reality Trump and his cronies have pushed our political discussion because that sounds exactly like what Trump would say.
ReplySouth park did it the best with saddam and Satan.
ReplyFunny! Lil Nas X had him hot and bothered. Love it!
ReplyBring back David Letterman. This is crap
ReplyI love tooning out.
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Reply🌎🌍🌍❤️
Reply❤️💌❤️💌❤️💌❤️
ReplyEw
ReplyYuck
ReplyShould i grind on satan??? Would the world LOVE IT???
ReplyThats for private times
ReplyWhy does the Tomi Lauren-ish panelist’s voice remind me of Debra??? lol
Reply😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyWoah meanie alert 😂
ReplyForget about the whole gay,devil twerk,blah blah blah… I just didn’t like the song
ReplyAll hail, Trump Almighty!
ReplyI’m for breaking up Amazon. Not just them though. Competition is fucking non existent nowadays. 2 or 3 mega corps is not competition. Too much concentration of power and wealth for how large these industries are. I really love my 1-2 day shipping. But I also don’t really mind waiting a week either like I do for the other 50% of stuff I order online.
ReplyMeanie alert 😂🤣
Reply“This complete snack” had me spit out my beer in laughter 😂😂😂
ReplyI’ve never seen lil nax video. But those clips were gross 🤮.
ReplyI feel slightly disappointed the devil wasn’t Dave Grohl recreating his famous turn as the devil for Tenacious D. A powerful crossover opportunity was missed.
ReplyI think the attorneys forgot to share the inner office memo with Lindell. you know the one about the fact that they were lying to supreme judges.
Reply“Nobody has to pee in a bottle, they get to”
ReplyI LOVE this!!!!!
ReplyOh, fuck, when I seen Rep. Mondaire Jones talking about Lil Nas X I had the widest smile and a tear in my eye, thank you sir.
ReplyShitposterie
ReplyStevie where are you on Biden? In fact where are you??
ReplyIn fact are you???
ReplyBest show ever
ReplyThese Toons always get a laugh out of me 😂😂😂😆😆😆
Reply😂😂😎this is a Nasty good!episode!
Reply02:15 Lil Nas X incorporates racist lyrics in his music which holds down his community yet the audiences lap it up while the record labels laugh all the way to the bank with the profits 💰 so when is the community going to reject racist lyrics from music and media ??
Replyhow have i never seen this show? the algorithm failed me.
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