Hot Take: “Something Turned Me on and I’m Pissed”

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Published on March 31, 2021

Rep. Mondaire Jones joins Hot Take to discuss Trump’s latest Fauci insult, Lil Nas X’s satanic music video, anti-trans legislation, and more.

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114 comments

  • Anselm gademann 1 year ago

    Hi

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  • Quarknjaguar 1 year ago

    i’m still baffled that no fucking body in the US media wants to know, that the Pfizer vaccine was developed in germany as was the tech for the pfizer and moderna vaccines itself
    the EU subsidized mRNA tech and the BioNtech vaccine (that pfizer sells)… not the US

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  • Nixer Doyle 1 year ago

    Can we start ignoring him now?

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  • Justin Stone 1 year ago

    This tooning out the news is just fantastic

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  • GlassTopRX7 1 year ago

    Anti trust laws were written to prevent harm, Amazon is not harming America. They’ve saved billion of dollars from savings on goods. GoogleYouTube has done even more.

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  • Burt Backattack 1 year ago

    My great grandfather ran one of the very first shitposterys in the uk, although I believe us British used cow shit. What a rich history we share.

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  • FAB4 1 year ago

    I just slowed the speed down one level. These guys talk too fast for my brain to comprehend, early in the morning. (Nostalgic for Ye Olde Shitposting Store.)

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  • Jason G 1 year ago

    “Nobody has to pee in bottles. They get to!” The fast throw-away moment of this line had me absolutely ROLLING.

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  • James Monroe 1 year ago

    I’d like to see dumb donald throw a better pitch but he’s too much of a sissy girl to prove it

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  • Adrastos O 1 year ago

    Amazon isn’t going anywhere, employees will just unionize. Peeing in bottles is something over the road truck drivers have to do, lol.

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  • B Frost 1 year ago

    that ending…had me weak

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  • Jason Smith 1 year ago

    Little Nas X is gangsta

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  • A Progressive Christian 1 year ago

    I dont think telling gay people they will go to hell is right, though i also, dont think this satan perversion is right either… satan is the reason good ideas get twisted and why evil has spread so much in this world. And why these trump nazis have done so well manipulating so many people. That all being said, separation from God is all hell is, is it fun? No, far from it, but if people dont want jesus we cannot stop them. God protects our right to our own beliefs and choices. He will protect our right to have no part in him. This heing said, Christians and religious fundamentalists need to realize thst we cannot judge nonbelievers and even when we judge each other, do it ONLY in a way of love to restore them from sin. Thats far from what nazis and far right fringe groups do. Also, the qanon theories make no sense. I mean how can demon sperm enter people. Demons have no physical bodies… smh…

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  • christopher stanford 1 year ago

    😂🤣

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  • Fragenzeichenplatte 1 year ago

    Breaking up Amazon? Yes, please!

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    I love how the right is so fixated on the Holy Wars against Nas X when if they are in a debate, using religion and its texts are considered extremely weak arguments.

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  • Ron Graff 1 year ago

    Only in America 😂😷🌎✌️🇺🇸

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  • Mikey Akins 1 year ago

    #pizzagaetz is real thanks Q anon MAGA Molesters Are Groping Americans #resist

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  • loungeblogger 1 year ago

    Nobody has to pee in bottles – they get to! 😂

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  • Nicole Brown 1 year ago

    How do the guests on the, not laugh!😂🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

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  • ja weh 1 year ago

    I doubt 4 of the 9 scotus justices (the official requirement) will agree to hear mr. pillow man’s case of “election fraud”. 😀

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  • Kamil K 1 year ago

    Pillow guy looks like Rouke bad guy from SimCity.

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  • Red Barchetta 1 year ago

    😂😂😂 ‘The Virginal Fox News Network.’

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  • Derek Ho 2013's 1 year ago

    Cold and Hot vaccine dr

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  • Shin 1 year ago

    3:07
    The most astonishing thing about this:
    None of them is even the least bit attractive.

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  • Richard Simon 1 year ago

    This show just keeps getting better 😂

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  • gayle curry 1 year ago

    “the only Lil I want to see is Little Debbie snack cakes”. I agree

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  • Marie Kamerdula 1 year ago

    Are we Americans ever learn to not condemn other Americans? Geez people. Grand old party are confederates at heart. Explains not letting minorities vote as easily as the whites out there. That’s anti-American.

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  • michael murray 1 year ago

    Jesus …. Dr Fauci sixty years later… isnt quite as fit. Oh well then your wobbliness.

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  • xTheOxx 1 year ago

    Is Mondaire Jones the What What guy?

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  • Ani Bell 1 year ago

    This is the most clever truth telling in the world.

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  • rdr09 1 year ago

    Hey Colbert, your friend Coumo might join you in your show.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asH7LGk8PBQ

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  • General Durandal 1 year ago

    Sorry, but any Sin can land you in Hell if they outweigh your Repentance and Virtue.
    Anal and oral sex can’t produce children, meaning anal and oral sex and 100% Lust based.
    Doesn’t mater is it’s a man with a man, or a man with a woman, or a woman with a woman,
    anal and oral sex are only Lustful in nature, meaning they are only Sinful in nature, for Lust is Sin.

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  • Silent Whisper 1 year ago

    I’m just wondering…how/why did I watch this til the end??

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  • Collin Reid 1 year ago

    Wtf is this?

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  • maritza suarez 1 year ago

    I think the Lil Nas X song is 🔥

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  • Ian W 1 year ago

    Trump’s proclamations are just self-parody at this point. “This Fauci guy, thinks he’s so smart, says he was an athlete, I hear he can’t even throw a baseball to homeplate, it’s called a roller, what a loser”.

    Know how I know there is no god? A distinct lack of heart attacks for 45.

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  • Diana 1 year ago

    S#itposting & Sons has a storied legacy.

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  • Jordan Kelly 1 year ago

    So, nobody but me cares about these annoying cartoon characters replacing Stephen? I’m done with this channel.

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  • n sch 1 year ago

    Oh so shocking how Amazon treats their workers!
    Now everybody go right back to buying something from Amazon as usual, showing your dependence on them, then wonder why greedy Amazon continues to have so much power and cruelty.
    Consumers could use their power, to get Amazon to be humane, if they would only empathize.

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  • Kit 1 year ago

    “This complete SNACK” haha 😂 fantastic!

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  • Danm Seattle 1 year ago

    WHY does Colbert keep showing this stupid,annoying cartoon? This particular one is the MOST irritating and smug installment yet! The animation sucks too!
    By the way, I hate Trump and Fox News, so I don’t object to the political satire itself, just in its execution.

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  • D Shepherd 1 year ago

    It’s the My Crackhead guy!

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  • Avital Lichtenfeld 1 year ago

    Rep. Mondaire Jones is my representative! So proud

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  • Nicole Kenna 1 year ago

    Much like the Colbert Report the level of irony in these segments is a tightrope, but they keep getting better and better. Love it!

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  • Connor Lancaster 1 year ago

    Hey who wants to turn to Christ and live for Jesus and obey him ? This life is temporary compared to all eternity in hell. Jesus loved you to die for you and this isn’t a religion it’s a relationship. You need read the Bible it’s very important it has all the answers you need. Now you may say but I’m a good person or God loves me and if you believe in God then your good but I bet you didn’t know that not even forgiving others is enough to send you to hell Jesus is very serious about sin. No sin is worth going hell for I would turn to Christ if I were you Jesus is coming soon and he’s coming back with no mercy. But the good news is that he’s happy to forgive you of your sins and wants to talk and he wants to have a relationship with you and be your Heavenly Father you can spend a beautiful life in heaven forever repent or perish you can’t continue to live in sin.i

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  • Kenneth Hartless 1 year ago

    Really? Amazon workers peeing in bottles? That’s so ridiculous!

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  • Tim Bacchus 1 year ago

    Who does these voices?

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  • Nate_orious 000 1 year ago

    Okay these crazy animations are great and all but can we get a monologue

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  • J B 1 year ago

    So are we not getting daily monologues from the previous night’s show anymore?

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  • Mr Number One 1 year ago

    U know what you should do…? 4:56

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  • Andrew James 1 year ago

    I’m an older guy, and I’m expected to say that everything was better when I was young back in the 70s. I read National Lampoon and watched the original SNL. But this is really great. There’s an opportunity for the US to back away from the cliff they almost went all Thelma and Louise over, and shift in a new direction.

    Or maybe it’s just more snarky comedy, preaching to the choir. Hard to say.

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  • Associates & GIvens 1 year ago

    TOTN Is Getting Real In Your Face Brutal!!!!!

    “Our Lord Beefyness!” Tyler Templeton is so on the tank for #45!

    L’il Nas X grinding on the Devil? Wow! I agree with the guest when he told Tyler “you know you love like it. . .”
    Thanks TOTN Team!

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  • skyflower 1 year ago

    😂🤣🤣🤣😂

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  • KPepper L 1 year ago

    If anyone watch that documentary on Amazon… You know it is too big to break up. I am sure they run most of the government’s data and can easily use that to hold the government hostage. They should have dealt with Amazon a decade ago, but even then, I think it was too late.

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  • Andy Brinegar 1 year ago

    “A certified bop” lmao

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  • truth troll 1 year ago

    Someone warn the supreme court to lock the doors turn out the lights and pretend they aren’t home, _mike lindell is the ultimate unwanted visitor_

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  • Nastybedazzler 1 year ago

    These clips are always so funny.

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  • Richard Zippler 1 year ago

    Good grief

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  • Moses of Now 1 year ago

    Our lord beefiness 🤣🤣🤣

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  • The Modern Dictator 1 year ago

    There’s nothing like this on TV. Please make this a series.

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 1 year ago

    Oh, god. 🤦 How can Mike Lindell be _this_ divorced from reality? August? Which year?

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  • Kailyn Wood 1 year ago

    CERTIFIED BOP!! 🌟

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 1 year ago

    Well, conservative outrage machine, I’m sure Lil Nas X appreciates the free publicity you folks just gave him. 🤷

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  • chemxfan 1 year ago

    I think they’re mocking Fox News? Seriously, someone tell me – because Hot Take looks like it’s BECOMING Fox, not just mocking it anymore.

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  • WeeWeeJumbo 1 year ago

    Lil Nas channeling Robert Palmer (this is a joke for old folk)

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  • Kevin Street 1 year ago

    Tyler is just carrying on the family business. That’s nice.

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  • Michael vs lucifer 1 year ago

    …and the things he was doing to make me hot were delectably unspeakable-yum yum🔻🌀🔺️

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  • Bazz Bro 1 year ago

    Never liked this segment… but it’s channeling that Colbert report spirit a lil better and better these days. I like.

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  • DRS 1 1 year ago

    This show is so underrated

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  • rickulrick 1 year ago

    I know people that P in a bottle.

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  • Jarno Hyvönen 1 year ago

    Donald Jesus Trump

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  • Envyy 1 year ago

    What happened to Colbert? Just realizing he’s gone.

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  • Taylor Abrahamse 1 year ago

    ‘Scrub to about 1:59’ ahahah!

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  • Taylor Abrahamse 1 year ago

    shitposting & sons is brilliant btw

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  • Taylor Abrahamse 1 year ago

    why is the best writing in these cartoon clips that barely anyone sees??

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  • Addie Alexander 1 year ago

    The Supreme already rejected the lawsuits. They should break up Amazon, but when they do part of me will die.

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  • Susan Bishop 1 year ago

    I am not a fan of this cartoon stuff.

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  • Caroline 1 year ago

    🤣

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  • Brendan Lake 1 year ago

    Its crazy how I genuinely couldn’t tell if that Trump statement was fake or if it was real lol. That tells you how far away from reality Trump and his cronies have pushed our political discussion because that sounds exactly like what Trump would say.

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  • Russell Dow 1 year ago

    South park did it the best with saddam and Satan.

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  • Fred A 1 year ago

    Funny! Lil Nas X had him hot and bothered. Love it!

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  • Darren Pearn 1 year ago

    Bring back David Letterman. This is crap

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  • Libby Browne 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞……… 𝐖𝐰𝐰­.­𝐉­𝐨­𝐛­𝐚­𝐩­𝐩­𝟏­.­𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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  • Alys Land 1 year ago

    I love tooning out.

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    ✨🗽✨

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    🌎🌍🌍❤️

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    ❤️💌❤️💌❤️💌❤️

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    Ew

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    Yuck

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    Should i grind on satan??? Would the world LOVE IT???

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  • Janae Nae13 1 year ago

    Thats for private times

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  • BeastNation2009 1 year ago

    Why does the Tomi Lauren-ish panelist’s voice remind me of Debra??? lol

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  • MegaCassie83 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Buds&Vines 1 year ago

    Woah meanie alert 😂

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  • Rocky 1 year ago

    Forget about the whole gay,devil twerk,blah blah blah… I just didn’t like the song

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  • at Lesterlexxx 1 year ago

    All hail, Trump Almighty!

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  • Jonny- B 1 year ago

    I’m for breaking up Amazon. Not just them though. Competition is fucking non existent nowadays. 2 or 3 mega corps is not competition. Too much concentration of power and wealth for how large these industries are. I really love my 1-2 day shipping. But I also don’t really mind waiting a week either like I do for the other 50% of stuff I order online.

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  • Oshungurl 1 year ago

    Meanie alert 😂🤣

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  • Jordan Daniels 1 year ago

    “This complete snack” had me spit out my beer in laughter 😂😂😂

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  • Fifthelement203 1 year ago

    I’ve never seen lil nax video. But those clips were gross 🤮.

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  • Lucy Nunya 1 year ago

    I feel slightly disappointed the devil wasn’t Dave Grohl recreating his famous turn as the devil for Tenacious D. A powerful crossover opportunity was missed.

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  • Jennifer Hizzy 1 year ago

    I think the attorneys forgot to share the inner office memo with Lindell. you know the one about the fact that they were lying to supreme judges.

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  • thesinaclwon 1 year ago

    “Nobody has to pee in a bottle, they get to”

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  • Jane Doe 1 year ago

    I LOVE this!!!!!

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  • Raffaele Calvia 1 year ago

    Oh, fuck, when I seen Rep. Mondaire Jones talking about Lil Nas X I had the widest smile and a tear in my eye, thank you sir.

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  • Mike Mike 1 year ago

    Shitposterie

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  • Jim Healy 1 year ago

    Stevie where are you on Biden? In fact where are you??

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  • Jim Healy 1 year ago

    In fact are you???

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  • Tiff Hitz 1 year ago

    Best show ever

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  • enriqueali 1 year ago

    These Toons always get a laugh out of me 😂😂😂😆😆😆

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  • dopa miney 1 year ago

    😂😂😎this is a Nasty good!episode!

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  • superblonde 1 year ago

    02:15 Lil Nas X incorporates racist lyrics in his music which holds down his community yet the audiences lap it up while the record labels laugh all the way to the bank with the profits 💰 so when is the community going to reject racist lyrics from music and media ??

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  • aprophethere 1 year ago

    how have i never seen this show? the algorithm failed me.

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