Hot Take hails return of twice-impeached coup leader Trump

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Published on May 28, 2021

Hot Take sounds off on the rumors of a Trump 2024 campaign, the Wuhan lab leak theory, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s latest incendiary comments, and more with best-selling author Sebastian Junger.

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157 comments

  • Frank Afred 1 year ago

    Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

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  • Boobalopbop 1 year ago

    “You know I don’t follow hockey, you base b****h!” 🤣🤣🤣

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  • tards for trump 1 year ago

    Hot take’s a demorat inspired deep state anti Trump conspiracy!. Poop people who hate democracy!. Who hate PRESIDENT Trump, Apple pie and plaid knickerbockers. Flat earth is real!!!!!!!!!.

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  • Jacob Bosley 1 year ago

    “The road to hell is often paved with good intentions.” -I don’t know.

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  • FERNANDO XD 1 year ago

    Whispers of trump for 2024…Really??..well hopefully he’s in jail or had a heart attack before then…that’s the extent of my respect for this orange clown.

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  • Im Pau Prince Who you 1 year ago

    The best news team from late nite television…
    I trust them more than FOX
    Hot take 🤣😂🤣😂

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  • Kynk 1 year ago

    “I learned how to whistle!” *begins snapping fingers*

    Ha ha ha! This show is great!

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  • jotere erra 1 year ago

    Hey if Joe Biden and the Democratic Party keep screwing people over then yeah an even worse Trump is inevitable in 2024

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  • Dianne Forit 1 year ago

    Sadly the human genome hasn’t changed at all since 1860, and the GOP are simply proving it.

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  • Robert Dennison 1 year ago

    Man is she whacked

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  • Jean WILSON 1 year ago

    Oven roasted overlord …🤣🤣🤣

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  • Papai Pai 1 year ago

    I can just imagine Trump unhinge his jaw and absorbing his two sons for they life fluid so he can continue living

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  • Bethel Solomon 1 year ago

    Eritrean

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  • Bethel Solomon 1 year ago

    Eritrean Independence Day festival

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  • Autum Breeze 1 year ago

    “You should ask Marjorie about her words”

    And whether she passed first grade grammar, apparently.

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  • joe47771 1 year ago

    I will be your “doctor” to give you a good bill of health for a fee, paid upfront

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  • Marcus Vachon 1 year ago

    Trump just admitted that he is not healthy, which is contrary to his physical. Healthy people are not typically concerned about their health.

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  • Aaron Dunlap 1 year ago

    What Hot Take said about Eric Trump is cold 🥶. Accurate but cold.

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  • Barry Irlandi 1 year ago

    No chance of winning.. Surely by now we all know you can never aim too low for the Amarican public

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    “I learned how to whistle”
    Also her:

    She needs a raise.

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  • William Marte 1 year ago

    Wait have I been whistling wrong this whole time 😱😱😱

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  • Blair 1 year ago

    Sometimes I wonder if it’s the titles of these segments that gets me conservative ads on YouTube… prageru needs to go into a deep, dark cave and never come back out. It’s horrible disinformation and I feel it is a threat to national security at this point. Anyone know how to do class action lawsuits?

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  • Blair 1 year ago

    MTG used to mean MAGIC THE GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  • krigar_b 1 year ago

    You know Sebastian has meet some cookoo people

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  • TBD 1 year ago

    Grest , more Trump stuff….

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  • KPepper L 1 year ago

    Guys… Don’t say never… That’s how he got elected in the first place. Don’t underestimate the ignorant, racist, bigoted, sexist and the uneducated.
    Funny how there’s no commission on how the Trump administration killed more than 600k+ Americans due to his destruction of the government, inaction, and spreading of disinformation. Not misinformation, but disinformation.
    Funny how the last guy said he learned a lot from the pandemic, and yet chose to work for Fox news… I guess he only learned to “whistle” during the pandemic.

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  • David Aijuka 1 year ago

    😂😂😂

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  • KPepper L 1 year ago

    Funny how MTG didn’t want other people speak for her, and yet, she took it upon herself to speak for Holocaust victims and Jewish people… 🤔🤦

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  • wily wascal 1 year ago

    We may never know the origins of COVID-19, but we do know that Toxic Trump and Republicans are responsible for the senseless deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans by politicizing a deadly pandemic, through gross homicidal negligence, by spreading disinformation and callous, wanton disregard for human life. Let that sink in for a minute.

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  • Helen Kahley 1 year ago

    Donnie and mad Marjorie make a good pair. Crazier than ever. Expel her and Donnie be gone! Adios!

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  • wpl 1 year ago

    Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s unfortunate he didn’t even text me or call me”. Umm. Who are you? Some 1st term congresswoman from nowhere. Who is he? The republican minority leader. Is he supposed to check in with peons who make stupid comments every time he has to comment on their stupid comments?

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  • Lets Go Flying 1 year ago

    Rumor has it that Juan is going into the Marijuana business and plans to call his company “Token with Tokens”

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  • That_Pixie_Witch 1 year ago

    “Time to harvest Eric for his organs.” 🤣😂🤣

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  • Phyllis Seidl 1 year ago

    “Freedom…When everyone I hate is in jail” lols

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  • Poo Ninja 1 year ago

    I learned how to whistle 🤏🏼🤌🏼👏🏽👏🏽

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  • Cyrus Dariush 1 year ago

    These are different situations:
    China labs accidentally leaked the COVID19 vaccine out of the lab while experimenting with poor lab safety method
    2. China engineered COVID19 to crash world economy. (Less likely since they took most of the loss)

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  • masterquake7 1 year ago

    This stuff is still gold. I hope this segment never goes away.

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  • Starman Dx 1 year ago

    “I learned how to whistle”
    It was a snap.
    No, it was a snap! It was a snap! Stop saying that!

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  • Dirty Hobbit 1 year ago

    vertical worm dance. yes, that is what it looks like. i fucking love this show lol

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  • Diana SUNSHINE Wulf 1 year ago

    Hitler did say, “Show me your papers!”

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  • J-Man 1 year ago

    Donald Christ! LMFAO!!!

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  • JLF 1 year ago

    “When all other theories fail, sometimes people are actually trying to do the right thing.”

    If that doesn’t restore your faith in humanity…

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  • D B 1 year ago

    “Hot Take does not condemn the Holocaust”
    “Don’t you mean condone?” 😂😂

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  • Tribe213 1 year ago

    By “carry a lot of weight” did Junger mean guns or drugs??!!

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  • Tommy Teltser 1 year ago

    chyron: US QUITS THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD ORGY EARLY

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  • bret dorton 1 year ago

    Do you know what they say mask is condemning and Hitler are one of the same😤😤💩💩

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  • FeldBum 1 year ago

    “Are we supposed to ban metaphors, just like Hitler?” is the most brilliant line these writers have ever put to script.

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  • Armando Mercado 1 year ago

    “Freedom to me is everyone I hate in jail.” Too many zingers to keep up with in this episode.

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  • Johan Corrales 1 year ago

    Love the sarcasm

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  • Dan Burnes 1 year ago

    I would anticipate a strong counter movement to T****** and his criminal gang if they try to seize power again. It may get a little heated.

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  • Sydney Evans 1 year ago

    “Equine, cosmetic surgeon” 😃 Whoever wrote that line should win an award or get a pay raise. 👏

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  • Gergő Surányi 1 year ago

    I wish I could whistle as gracefully!

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  • Elaine Daprano 1 year ago

    This was one of the best yet!!!

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  • Susan Thomson 1 year ago

    I think SNL should invite M. Greene to appear in a special segment on the show each week so we know the difference between a fantasy show and an authentic news cast. Her rhetoric is starting to blur the lines between the two and I’m afraid I’m going to flip to the Far Right Fantasy Side of my non partisan existence.

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  • John Atlee 1 year ago

    Get your Civil War started. quit wasting the worlds time. No one is ever going to want to deal with you no matter who wins. Your all liars and thieves .. you just switch to who is wearing the white or black hat for the day. I hope you realize that fact. Were side stepping you and making new deals as I type this. Your in the second stage of imploding .. just like Rome. So .. “Get er done” the world is damn tired of listening to you talk with your ass crack.

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  • Cecilia Lero 1 year ago

    “Spiraling out during a midlife crisis” was a hysterical line, and the guest had a great sense of humor about it!

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  • Pan Darius Kairos 1 year ago

    “Are we supposed to just ban metaphors like some kind of Hitler” – best joke of 2020.

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  • Unified Vision 1 year ago

    Mad Marjie is so gleeful in her hatred, can anyone imagine Jesus would act like that or welcome someone like that? But I’m certain she pretends to be a Christian.

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  • Jennie Kreiner 1 year ago

    Using Greens logic the Germans (us people who wear mask and got our shots) are wearing the stars and want the Jews (people who don’t wear mask or get the vaccine) to wear the star because it will save their life. So not only was it offensive and just icky, she didn’t even use the analogy correctly.

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  • kim weaver 1 year ago

    “US abandons 1000 year blood orgy ……. early”.

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  • Marvin Gershowitz 1 year ago

    they (Republicans) said they were willing to die for the Economy during Covid…
    – ERIC Your Daddy needs your organs.

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  • Dsitai Beifti 1 year ago

    The mature pastry neatly bleach because armadillo congruently appear down a normal fan. hateful, helpful flare

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  • MargaretBorst 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞………

    ———->>>𝐖­­𝐰­­𝐰­­.­­𝐍­­𝐞­­𝐭­­𝐉­­𝐨­­𝐛­­𝟏­­.­­𝐜­­𝐨­­𝐦­­

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  • Shoham 1 year ago

    Hay morons,
    Afghanistan is not in the middle east.

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  • LeAnn Thomas 1 year ago

    COMEDY IS DEAD
    AND THE LEFT KILLED IT !

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  • Anna 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬……

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠….. 𝐖­­­­­­­­­­𝐰­­­­­­­­­𝐰­­­­­­­­.­­­­­­­­­­𝐏­­­­­­­­­­­𝐚­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐲­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐛­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐮­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐳­­­­­­­­­­­𝐳­­­­­­­­­𝟏­­­­­­­­­­.­­­­­­­­­­𝐂𝐨­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐦

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  • rrw1261 1 year ago

    To all of Trumps Griftees HE IS TELLING YOU HE IS NOT RUNNING AND WILL OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS TAKES AS MUCH OF YOUR MONEY AS HE CAN AND WILL NOT RUN DUE TO HEALTH

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 1 year ago

    “Are we just supposed to _ban_ metaphors? Like some kind of _Hitler?”_
    Oh, my. I think that question hits the nail _squarely_ on the head. You folks are definitely _barking_ up the right tree.

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 1 year ago

    Sonovabich! It took me a minute to place his name, but there’s a book that’s been in my possession for more than a _year_ this guy wrote. It’s called _Tribe._

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  • S Smith 1 year ago

    effin’ brilliant !

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  • human extinction NOW 1 year ago

    🔻🔻

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  • Kevin Street 1 year ago

    “…to be truly autonomous and free you actually have to carry a lot of weight as a human animal. If you’re not willing to do that you probably will not be free.”

    That’s an interesting conclusion. I think by “carry a lot of weight” he’s saying you have to be brave, because you’ll come across situations where your freedom will be challenged. But he could also mean you have to be someone who society respects, even if just a little. Imagine the reactions they might have gotten if they were three black men walking along the tracks, or three women.

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  • Mustafa Shabazz 1 year ago

    Kevin mcsofty!!!!!!!!!

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  • John Verdon 1 year ago

    EmpTy Gees is so full of air

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  • LightHawKnight 1 year ago

    Do people actually think Trump cant win? I mean the GQP has been doing so much gerrymandering, voter suppression and ballot recounts until they win. There is an insanely high chance of Trump winning at this rate. And the doormat democrats will do very little to stop them. Stop trying to work with those assholes and start punishing them for their bullshit.

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  • Shawn Capehart 1 year ago

    “US QUITS THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD ORGY EARLY” I’m lmfao

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  • Cheryl Carlson 1 year ago

    I really don’t like stupid people even if they are cartoons. Where did we go wrong?? lead poisoning? inbreeding? bad education? toxins in hairspray?

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  • ur22much2 1 year ago

    Everyone who supports Trump is a collaborator, in the attempted destruction of the Constitutional Government and they should be treated as such. And Oklahoma had better hang on to their hats when Texans all start carrying guns without any control but their own human stupidity. Police won’t even be able to trace a gun crime, without a record of ownership

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  • Smljhndnsmr 1 year ago

    Sebastian kinda looks like a goomba who traded in his harmonica for a pair of outdated headphones.

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  • Suzan Douglass 1 year ago

    Wait, if he believes he’s STILL POTUS, he CAN’T run again in 2024. You know, term limits 😉

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  • Cecilia Richter 1 year ago

    Afghanistan is not in the Middle East! 4:50. ffs!

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  • Deeannash 1 year ago

    MTG grates on my last nerve.. Her words are nonsense and she’s a paranoid half-wit.

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  • Dan Johnston 1 year ago

    Take Back The Future.
    Join The Sundance
    For A Constitutional Convention
    And Renovate The Republic.
    Visit Your Governor.

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  • Walter Osborne 1 year ago

    Trump is not running Trump won’t be able to run this man was twice in peace he’s a criminal and you’re going to allow him to run for president again how much foolishness are you going to keep putting out to the public those are more lies a man who is incarcerated comes out of jail they locked up a black woman because she wasn’t aware she couldn’t vote because she had a situation with the law, and if a person who is released from prison after years can’t vote but this son of a gun can run for president really that’s the America that as Tim Scott said is not racist

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  • Stars In Da Sky 1 year ago

    “Don’t you mean condone?”

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  • MeToo84 1 year ago

    I used to skip Tooning Out The News. But then I let autoplay go and saw you all drag Friends for STEALING Living Single’s soul and you got a fan in me now. Here I am

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  • Kelly KaPOWski 1 year ago

    ‘Are we supposed to just ban metaphors like some kind of Hitler?’ 😂

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  • Megan Perry 1 year ago

    The chief bear tellingly borrow because division realistically love amid a redundant cone. barbarous, uneven difference

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  • XaZa8uh Itra 1 year ago

    vertical worm dance lmao . this is infinitely more funny than colbert show

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  • smkh 1 year ago

    I can’t remember even hearing the word ‘Freedom’ in political talk before I started following American politics.
    I have a comparative sense of how ‘free’ I am. : compared to North Koreans I think I am freer, compared to Chinese
    people I feel less constricted by my government, but ‘Freedom’ has never been a main component of British politics.
    Maybe we assume we are already free? I wonder what I could be doing if I were freer than I already am, and the only
    change I can see that would allow me to do things I presently cannot, is More Money!

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  • Thandi M 1 year ago

    Can we have the names.of the toons.

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  • Crusty Cobs 1 year ago

    ”Harvest Eric” lol

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  • adam johns 1 year ago

    Twice impeached?

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  • Lisa Austin 1 year ago

    Vertical worm dance!!😂😂😂😂

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  • David Gennaro 1 year ago

    This is some funny shit! ….. thankfully animated characters can serve up some sarcastic quipping without getting over woke’d.

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  • in5d 1 year ago

    I think you meant *TWICE ACQUITTED*

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  • IndianaBonez 1 year ago

    This is funny! I love the edge

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  • Captain Emeritus 1 year ago

    Mr. Donald J.Trump, a resident of the State of Florida, must run for Congress in 2022.
    When he wins a Florida seat, and the Republicans REGAIN control of the House of Representatives, Mr. Trump will be elected to Speaker of the House.
    His first duty as Speaker of the House, is to bring articles of impeachment against the illegitimately elected President, Joe Biden and Vice President Harris.
    When they are duly impeached by the House, and subsequently removed by the Senate, Speaker Trump, third-in-line for the Presidency, (as per the United States Constitution) would become the President of the United States.
    Mr. Trump will complete Biden’s unfinished term.
    President Trump will STILL be eligible to run in 2024 for the Presidency of the United States of America…

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  • Antonomase Apophasis 1 year ago

    Sebastian Junger turned in the best performance on this segment… ever.
    Surprising how straight-from-the-heart expression can be funny and compelling.

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  • John Doe 1 year ago

    Oven roasted overlord 😂

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  • Teresa Thayn 1 year ago

    Oh gawd! No more Trump! Puhleeze!! This country sucks for most of us because of the rotten GOP!

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  • Judi Roth 1 year ago

    Love Sebastian 😂😂❤️

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  • Joe Jaime Gutierrez 1 year ago

    harvest Eric Organs and And it’s time for him to earn his keep🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • David Kempton 1 year ago

    I can go along with harvesting DJTJ’s organs, but NOT to insert into Feckless leader. Orange Julius Caesar needs to retire to Florida and go quietly to Debtor’s Prison.

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  • Doug Chesterfield 1 year ago

    Ask Briben why he stopped the State Department investigation of the Wuhan lab releasing the covid virus? It was his own people. China Joe protecting China for how much money?

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  • Andrew Rahn 1 year ago

    Restrepo was an amazing documentary.

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  • Tommy Lucas 1 year ago

    Fake news selling propaganda for Democrats everyone in America knows this and laughs

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  • Dave E. 1 year ago

    It’s sad that a parody of Fox is almost a word for word copy and not an over the top satire.

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  • philip cormier 1 year ago

    prison will take care of his hotel problem

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  • Miguel Rocha 1 year ago

    This MF show fucking slaps!

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  • CuriousK 1 year ago

    Trump will need a wheelchair to get down a ramp in 2024!!!

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  • New505guy 1 year ago

    Oh good god …!! No way this fool runs again. Do you really think Trump will risk being a two time loser..? Not to mention he will be 78 and have only one term / 4 yrs left.
    The guy lost the Presidency the House and the Senate yet they want him to be their nominees….? Ok …!!!

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  • Cyclops Was Right 1 year ago

    So the guy who’s famous for lying every time he says anything says he’s running in 2024. Clearly, this must be true, then. It couldn’t be that he’s just collecting all the donation money he can to pay off his debts to Russia.

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  • Cyclops Was Right 1 year ago

    If people want the Us to fix a country constantly in the grips of civil war, might I suggest they start with the United States of America ?

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  • Google stop it 1 year ago

    “Has almost chance to win”

    Oh, so he’s a comedian.

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  • Yusuf Ginnah 1 year ago

    *_”….Equine Cosmetic Surgeon…”_* 🐴
    🙊😆🤣🤣

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  • Chance Robinson 1 year ago

    “I don’t care who votes. I control who counts the votes.” – Joseph Stalin … Beware the endless recounts and GOP legislatures who now have the discretion to disregard any result they don’t like. This is the deep and quiet coup going on in the United States right now.

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  • Double9lus 6ood 1 year ago

    The joke men doth protest to muchly about who they need so very muchly.
    However more cartoon crying like Jimmy would be that final touch of pathos.

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  • A T 1 year ago

    Impeachment means nothing because it was a soft coup attempt by Democrats that was crushed in the Senate. There was unrest Jan 6. But Trump never instructed anyone at that political justice rally to run up the steps and breach the capitol.

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  • Richard 303 1 year ago

    ColdBert has the TDS real bad.

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  • Sierra P 1 year ago

    Anyone notice the Black Cartoon News Lady only spoke once the whole time? Just saying. Fucking hilarious

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  • Lisa S 1 year ago

    Donald Christ. Omg 🤣😂🤣

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  • Associates & GIvens 1 year ago

    This Tyler Templeton is on point with his crazy over the top parody of Fox News commentators! They should add him to their lineup; OOPS, I guess they can’t! He’s on a Viacom Property!

    “Kevin McSaucey?” Oh please! He is not “hot;”well maybe Eleanor is getting all hot over Bill Gates twerking and Minority Leader McCarthy doing what he does best – “F” The Congress Up & Carrying Trump’s Water!

    “I learned how to whistle” (Then She Proceeds To Snaps Her Fingers)! Bonnie, poor Bonnie!

    Thanks TOTN Team!

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  • MJ Maccabee 1 year ago

    Love the writing but the 98% SHOUTY aspect makes it hard to listen to.

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  • Arc Anon Drum 1 year ago

    Actually, Trump didn’t have any chance of winning the first time.
    Trump cut Taxes for the Wealth Class and Corporations, he appointed all the Judges hand-picked by the Koch Brothers’ Federalist Society and he almost cut Obamacare without a replacement plan. Trump went off the rails however, making too many people aware and angry and he screwed the pooch on the Pandemic so, the 1% decided that he needed to go and they’re looking for a replacement. It could be a Democrat but it will most likely be a Republican because no matter what Trump did and before him Dubya, they had a large number of supporters.

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  • tiny99990 1 year ago

    Lets face it Democrats will inevitably set Donalds challenger as the only person who could lose against Donald Trump… If we hadn’t just come off 4 years of Trump and if we weren’t in the middle of a pandemic where we were all held hostage at home watching what he and congressional Republicans were doing Biden probably would have lost… Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are among the only people who can lose against Donald Trump, and the fact there were so many better candidates with actual fucking plans that they laid out before they won the primary is mind bogglingly stupid and irritating…

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  • tiny99990 1 year ago

    lol, *decades of violence and turmoil that sometimes is helped by our presence there*…. yeah in the 50s when we murdered a few democratically elected leaders that helped spur the violence, then we kinda continued to murder leaders there for decades, then when Russia decided it wanted to plunge it’s hand into the cookie jar that is the middle east, we armed terrorist organizations to fight the Russians, that then expanded to eventually commit acts of terrorism on our own soil which then spurred idiots to start a full occupation of the land and ensure people we liked won “elections” there… The British empire started the shit in the middle east when it’s empire receded and left a power vacuum with no boundaries for countries that would form after they left… but make no mistake since after WWII we have been a constant presence and we have been constantly feeding into escalating the violence and turmoil in the region…. there is no “sometimes” it has been damned near constant. Most recently we are seeing the slaughter of Palestinians by Israel with weapons we provided to them, and the Saudi’s we have been providing them with weapons for decades and all they do with them is demolish cities and towns with no regard to whether combatants are present or whether they are just murdering the people present…

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  • K Shred 1 year ago

    2:19 “… for a pandemic we would have bungled no matter where it came from …”. Yep. Nailed it. Lest we forget. The US might have done better if Trump hadn’t disbanded the NSA’s Pandemic Response Team in 2018.

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  • Vegas G. 1 year ago

    Trump charity got shut down for illegal (ILLEGAL) money practices… so now he says to his followers, “don’t send money to RINO’s for their campaigns…send it to Trump.com.” If he runs again it will be for two purposes. 1. to steal money from contributors and 2. to try to say he can’t be indicted because he is running for president. TOTAL MAFIA IN ACTION.

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  • Merrilee Jones 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • HereIgoAgain 1 year ago

    Is Bonnie Davis related to Luanne Platter, the niece of Peggy and Hank Hill?

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  • helveticaification 1 year ago

    Apparently the only imports t~~~~ and his devotees want from his South American neighbors are their most corrupt forms of government and business.

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  • Spencer Beckman 1 year ago

    Is this a new thing?? It’s AMAZING

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  • james eaton 1 year ago

    The president Joe Biden is now making inappropriate comments to a 9 year old girl… impeach Joe Biden as a kid toucher…. amazing Dems support this as well as Stephen Colbert comments to a 9 year old girl

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  • Patrik 1 year ago

    Holy shit his fist is tiny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Greg Hallberg 1 year ago

    Is Virtue Signal the name of the ditzy anchor with long brown hair?
    She’s caliente!!

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  • Margaret Peabody 1 year ago

    I liked Kevin McSofty.

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  • Micah Newby 1 year ago

    Are we supposed to just ban metaphors like some kind of Hitler?!

    The others were just trying too hard 🤣

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  • David David 1 year ago

    Hard punches

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  • The AJ 1 year ago

    The dude interviewed was somehow full of more shit than the loony caricature characters.

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  • Annalise Vezina 1 year ago

    Thinks GOLD, oh my goodness!

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  • Christine Christensen 1 year ago

    Always funny satire 🤣

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  • Turd Furgeson 1 year ago

    “Railed everyone at the space gym.”

    Gold.

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  • Micah Stewart 1 year ago

    origin of virus. Riots for democracy in china. The police lost to the civilians, the military refused to murder the population, within days of the Chinese military’s refusal we get a virus in wuhan caused from poor people eating bats.

    Not only was it insulting to hypothesize that a tyrant could be cruel enough to deny his country a democratic government at the populations demand and after force wouldn’t work for him he said “release a virus and blame it on the poor” and the riots for democracy were instantly halted. Then the dictator was quoted saying watch how democratic countries will suffer more because their people do not follow their rulers lead.
    Not only did they stop the riots, but the people say many rejecting wearing masks, rejecting the vaccines, rejecting their governments instructions.
    Not only were the democracy seeking rioters dispersed, they were taught that democracy is not worth fight for, that their society is in safer hands being controlled by their wise dictator.

    Look into it yourself, I may not be completely accurate but thats my recollection of how world events unfolded before covid-19 was widespread.

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  • Michael Parks 1 year ago

    Great.

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  • Aussie Dave 1 year ago

    2024 could be the last election you will have to worry about.
    If the Republicans take the congress they will not allow anyone to be sworn in unless it’s a Trump or the person they choose.

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  • Davina Carrell 1 year ago

    Ummm we thought he had no chance of winning the first time. Now he’s 1-1. I don’t like those odds.

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  • drstevenrey 1 year ago

    Just for some fun. What if, Biden, old, quits, Harris takes over. T**** will loose on a biblical level.

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  • DA Sullivan 1 year ago

    Who is that Greene woman? Is she a stripper or something?

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  • Alberto M 1 year ago

    GOLD

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  • xxxxmimi 1 year ago

    This guest has it completely wrong, i really get annoyed when people underestimate Trump — Trump will go as low as it takes to get what he wants. Trump has a cult-like followers and is more popular than any other GOP candidate. His supporters are willing to kill and overthrow the government to get Trump back — Do not think for a second that Trump has no chance of winning! If not Trump himself, someone who acts like Trump (Gaetz or Marjorie etc) will win.

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  • Christopher Tysen Henriksen 1 year ago

    “… Has no chance of winning in 2024 … ” but does have an excellent chance of *being installed* by state legislatures and a Republican congress ?
    What the hell is good about that ?

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  • Charge0Complete 1 year ago

    and still no new shit…pretty sure Memorial day is still ONE FUCKING DAY

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  • Danielle 1 year ago

    “Freedom, to me, is everyone I hate in jail.” The writers are just too brilliant. Also “Terry Schiavo-ing my toe” oh my god 😂🙈

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  • Me Who 1 year ago

    when he first ran for office, lots of people seemed to think it was funny and good that someone who so clearly shouldn’t have a chance would be the candidate to drain the republican party’s efforts in 2016. I watched arguments where on one side you had ‘this will be good for the democrat candidate’s odds’, and on the other side people saying ‘it isn’t worth the risk of letting him get that close to supreme executive power in the US’. History has shown a clear and decisive winner on that one. If you won’t remember history from four years ago, you might repeat it.

    I’d rather the opposition run someone less dangerous for everyone, even if that means they’ve got better odds of gaining the executive branch in 2024.

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