yo seth you’ve been spreading too many real things about bernie, behold you might get suicided

Absolutely get the bad joke out of the WH!

Did someone get fired he use to have the best writers

Absolutely brilliant sketch! Bad joke out of White house!

I enjoyed your video 🙂 Keep it up! Would you like to be YouTube friends? :]

Fantastic video! Keep it up! Would you like to be YouTube friends? :]

Listen to what Bloomberg saying in that old clip. He said _”maybe I can get the whole country to _*_behave.”_*
That’s how he sees it; hes daddy billionaire and were all just children who need to be told what to do.

The future is here and changes are real. The changes Michael will make will create the worlds future jobs leading us to new world health, wealth with these green jobs. We will see a change for a world we want and need so bad. With electric jobs comes amazing cities. With these cities comes amazing countries! America will lead the way with Michael Bloomberg! 🇺🇸 2020! The change our Lord wants for humans is coming. With this future we can only move forward we can only move forward to other plants with Michael Bloomberg. Yet we will always Love our Earth 🌎 Bloomberg will save! U.S.A! https://youtu.be/Hl4bHHHRQFE

Lord, I’d forgotten that bad Hillary joke. Yep. Still bad.

Hey!
Get out and vote, no matter which side you are.

bloomberg = g.w.bush

ASLAM O Alikum to all of the muslims aummah سورة الرَّحمٰن
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful. 

The Beneficent ﴾1﴿  Hath made known the Qur’an. ﴾2﴿  He hath created man. ﴾3﴿  He hath taught him utterance. ﴾4﴿  The sun and the moon are made punctual. ﴾5﴿ The stars and the trees prostrate. ﴾6﴿  And the sky He hath uplifted; and He hath set the measure, ﴾7﴿ That ye exceed not the measure, ﴾8﴿  But observe the measure strictly, nor fall short thereof. ﴾9﴿ And the earth hath He appointed for (His) creatures, ﴾10﴿  Wherein are fruit and sheathed palm-trees, ﴾11﴿  Husked grain and scented herb. ﴾12﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾13﴿  He created man of clay like the potter’s, ﴾14﴿  And the jinn did He create of smokeless fire. ﴾15﴿ Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾16﴿  Lord of the two Easts, and Lord of the two Wests! ﴾17﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾18﴿  He hath loosed the two seas. They meet. ﴾19﴿  There is a barrier between them. They encroach not (one upon the other). ﴾20﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾21﴿  There cometh forth from both of them the pearl and coral-stone. ﴾22﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾23﴿  His are the ships displayed upon the sea, like banners. ﴾24﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾25﴿  Everyone that is thereon will pass away; ﴾26﴿  There remaineth but the Countenance of thy Lord of Might and Glory. ﴾27﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾28﴿  All that are in the heavens and the earth entreat Him. Every day He exerciseth (universal) power. ﴾29﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾30﴿  We shall dispose of you, O ye two dependents (man and jinn). ﴾31﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾32﴿  O company of jinn and men, if ye have power to penetrate (all) regions of the heavens and the earth, then penetrate (them)! Ye will never penetrate them save with (Our) sanction. ﴾33﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾34﴿  There will be sent, against you both, heat of fire and flash of brass, and ye will not escape. ﴾35﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾36﴿  And when the heaven splitteth asunder and becometh rosy like red hide – ﴾37﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? – ﴾38﴿  On that day neither man nor jinni will be questioned of his sin. ﴾39﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾40﴿  The guilty will be known by their marks, and will be taken by the forelocks and the feet. ﴾41﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾42﴿  This is hell which the guilty deny. ﴾43﴿  They go circling round between it and fierce, boiling water. ﴾44﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾45﴿  But for him who feareth the standing before his Lord there are two gardens. ﴾46﴿ Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾47﴿  Of spreading branches. ﴾48﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾49﴿  Wherein are two fountains flowing. ﴾50﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾51﴿  Wherein is every kind of fruit in pairs. ﴾52﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾53﴿  Reclining upon couches lined with silk brocade, the fruit of both the gardens near to hand. ﴾54﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾55﴿  Therein are those of modest gaze, whom neither man nor jinni will have touched before them. ﴾56﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾57﴿  (In beauty) like the jacynth and the coral-stone. ﴾58﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾59﴿  Is the reward of goodness aught save goodness? ﴾60﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾61﴿  And beside them are two other gardens, ﴾62﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾63﴿  Dark green with foliage. ﴾64﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾65﴿  Wherein are two abundant springs. ﴾66﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾67﴿  Wherein is fruit, the date-palm and pomegranate. ﴾68﴿ Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾69﴿  Wherein (are found) the good and beautiful – ﴾70﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? – ﴾71﴿ Fair ones, close-guarded in pavilions – ﴾72﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? – ﴾73﴿  Whom neither man nor jinni will have touched before them – ﴾74﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾75﴿  Reclining on green cushions and fair carpets. ﴾76﴿  Which is it, of the favours of your Lord, that ye deny? ﴾77﴿  Blessed be the name of thy Lord, Mighty and glorious! ﴾78﴿

This was just long enough for 1 debate commercial, where after this I can watch Bloomberg make an ass of himself there too!

Seth could use a punch to the mouth.

So flippen funny and GO Sanders

Way to go Bloomberg

2:00 techniqually Bernie didn’t win Iowa. I know it’s the internet and I’ll get a bunch of hate for this, but it’s true. And the general election isn’t going to be popular vote. Someone needs to win the electoral election and then change it to a more fair system.

Thank you seth for telling the truth…better than watching cable news.

How much do they pay Lorne Michaels to let these out?

It’s not his job. He’s not running for head writer on SNL. All he’s doing is spreading fake news on the internet