The President is enlisting the help of another intense, orange ball of gas.
love the show stephen
Don the con is gonna eat a d in the p
With trump as president everyday feels like it’s a bad dream
hey donald- which side of the wall faces the sun?
Donald Trump, what does “under oath” mean?
“Oh, this is a good one, a very good question – to be honest a lot of people have been asking me this lately. They really have, a lot of people are worried about it. But I tell them you know what – there are so many lies being spread by the media – terrible, mean, nasty lies. Have you heard what they’re saying about me? It’s unbelievable isn’t it – so sad, just so sad. The stories they come up with are so big and fake it’s unbelievable. I’ll tell you right now they’re so fake if they tried out for Miss Universe I wouldn’t let them enter – or maybe I would – who knows; I like big fake things. Don’t you? I definitely do. But… this is a dark time for our country. A very black, black darkish time. And now you have Comey – or ‘sap head’ as I call him – he’s tall like a tree isn’t he? He looks ridiculous. So tall – but such tiny hands. Oh my god are they tiny! People don’t tell you that but trust me, I’ve touched them, and they were like baby hands. Mine are so strong I was afraid I’d hurt him, but I’m a nice guy so I was gentle, very gentle… Maybe that’s why he’s been so nasty to me – I thought he was a nice guy, but he’s not – but who knows, who knows. I wish him luck. Alright, thank you – next question.”
“Isn’t there a way to make the wall gay?”
*Uh. . .put a gloryhole on it maybe? I dunno.*
So, the only thing stopping the illegal immigrants from crossing over is a cloudy day?
Seriously trump is a little child. The wall thing is like a little child building a pillow fortress except a pillow fortress is a better idea
Guess what, the wall just got 10 feet higher!
Stephen gives smart, well thought out comedy. I really enjoy watching his show,.
I’m assuming the solar panels will power the lasers used to shoot any illegal immigrant who tries to cross.
IMPEACH THE ORANGE LEECH, get it? Because he’s sucking the life out of America…. ok bye
Putting solar panels on a wall is stupid as the wall stands in a 90° angle. Optimal angle of the solar panel is a 71.1° fixed tilt angle.
What? He’s not going to make the wall gluten free? Fuck it, no deal then.
so when i watched this video it had only 1 dislike…… i guess Trump does watch this show.
Will the wall be black, too?
WTF? I thought he would make the entire wall of coal.
I think that if he’s going to put solar panels on the wall then liberals should support it. I mean at least some of the tax money will go to something useful!
The eyebrows every single time!😂
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