Here’s What God Thinks About Fidget Spinners

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Published on June 30, 2017

So, apparently, each of the three prongs of a fidget spinner represents an arm of the holy trinity. Stephen reaches out to God for a comment.

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19 comments

  • Human Qrystal 2 years ago

    I’d rather have a fidget cube than a fucking spinner…

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  • BlooJay 2 years ago

    STOP SPLITTING UP THE FUCKING MONOLOGUES

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  • Annika K 2 years ago

    under 1k club, WHERE U AT?

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  • Stan Buczak 2 years ago

    the triune is a fidget spinner. Amen

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  • Dark Tranquillity 2 years ago

    I fail to see the appeal of fidget spinners. I’m honestly sick of hearing about the damn things.

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  • Ermald 2 years ago

    The fidget spinner was spinning the wrong way…

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  • Ajay Pasricha 2 years ago

    Last time I was this early…

    We had a president that didn’t tweet out insults at MSNBC hosts.

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  • Teemu Laine 2 years ago

    Zeus must be obeyed!

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  • César Madero 2 years ago

    Does Colbert still do Catholic Sunday morning teaching? This has the closer to hear one.

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  • The First Order 2 years ago

    The last time I was this early I was watching the Colbert report

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  • Shishuraj Karmalkar 2 years ago

    came for the twin peaks reference

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  • RDR 2 years ago

    The golden calf, the plastic spinner

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  • xproDJx 2 years ago

    Can anyone mention something more stupid than religion please I like to know.

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  • Troublemaker2004 2 years ago

    tuning in at 2222 views

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  • Klara Stern 2 years ago

    I love that it end with “the lord everybody” 😀

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  • Guy Incognito 2 years ago

    It’s actually quite simple; The Father is God, the Holy Spirit is drunk God, and the Son is baked God.

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  • arizakaa 2 years ago

    Why do they even have to care, it’s just a plastic spinny thing. Not everything has to have a secret sacred meaning…

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  • Shubham Khatdeo 2 years ago

    Only Holy Trinity I know is Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman.

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  • AR enthusiast 2 years ago

    Someone tell that black guy TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! GOSH!

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