Now that “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” has premiered, we’re all in imminent danger of coming across spoilers.
When Kylo Ren says “I will finish what you started” it was really a chocolate bar Vader never finished because he can’t eat through a metal helmet #spoilerspoilers
WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Don’t read the comments.
KYLO REN KILLS HAN SOLO
STEPHEN COLBERT GETS KILLED BY BOBA FETT
wtf are there actually spoilers in the comments
EWOKS KILL LUKE RIP IN PEACE
Finn is Hans son
I wonder how much Lucas paid him to do these in disguise ads.
OBI TU GETS ANALED BY ANAKIN
Since when have Star Wars fans been concerned about spoiler warnings? They’ve been spoiling the original trilogy forever.
Kylo Ren is Han’s son and he kills Han #SpoilerSpoilers
2:26 no, i didn’t like them. i loved them…. finger licking good.
DARTH VADER FAKED HIS DEATH! YODA WAS A SITH LORD ALL ALONG!! CHEWBACCA IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FUCKERS BETTER NOT RUIN THIS MOVIE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN, GET OUT OF THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!
Kylo Ren turns to the Dark Side because Han Solo shot Kylo Stimpy first.
Spoiler Aleert!! Kylo ren also Hates Sand!
Darth Vader is Luke’s father
Spoiler alert!1! Han shot first!
Luke Skywalker has a beard because he has rejected all technology and joined the Amish. The next Star Wars movie will be called, “Return of the Jedidiah.”
Han Solo turns out to be gay and Darth Vader is a woman.
So Han dies… =(
are we all back from watching it on the midnight function?
Luke turns to be a madman who scares the shit out of people in Gotham City.
Yoda is resurrected in the form of JGL. Hence his appearance at the premiere in a Yoda costume!
IT’S A TRAP!!!
but..I like Ewoks…and also find them great with relish.
Luke is Darth Vader’s father!
Luke and leia DID fucked eachother and had offsprings and Luke is ashamed and he goes awayyy
This is actually genius
Reminds me of those glitched Netflix descriptions.
How did Mace die? Out the Windu.
Han Solo quits his job and runs a deli stand as ‘Ham Solo’
During the Kashyakk BBQ scene, Han Solo called the steaks “chewy”. If only he knew… #SpoilerSpoilers
Han Solo gets killed by his own son, Kylo Ren.
Spoiler: Bobba Fett is back! (And Ewok Burgers are delicious-)
Mickey Mouse, Black Widow, and Kermit the Frog all join the new Jedi order, because Disney.
Spoiler Jar Jar is actually B-B8
Han Solo dies
Lol I got the tickets so I’m going on Friday 12/18/15
Hey colbert! Chaff is used to decoy radar guided missiles not heat seeking ones!
Snape kills Dumbledore!
Kylo Ren is Slade Wilson
han solo dies
Han solo has to decide between saving his son, who runs the institute, or nuking boston.
The destruction of the Death Star was an inside job!
Here is a solution turn off the internet
BB-8 is actually Rey’s father
#SpoilerSpoilers I saw it last night. Jar Jar and Luke dance in a ballroom, Luke leaves his shoe behind, Jar Jar fetches it and tries to return it to Luke, but Luke “accidentally” kills Jar Jar with a pink light saber. Then the movie ends. So basically it’s Cinderella. RIP Jar Jar
J.J. Abrams introduces new lightsaber the 4 pronged lightsaber . Keep it our little sekkret ..plus Darth vader will say : Luke I am your….#SpoilerSpoilers
Hey, what about that Ewok tweet… Is there any way we can put that in the next movie?
Spoiler Spoiler Kylo ren is Luke Skywalker al along
Kylo Ren is actually Jar Jar Binks and Han Solo is actually Luke’s dad
Kylo is actually Jar Jar, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I’m literally not reading comments anymore in any video until I watch the movie
Han, leia, and Luke are triplets
Enjoy the film
Jar Jar was really Luke’s father this whole time. Jar Jar: “Lukey-dukey, messa you father!” Luke: “Nooooooo!!!”
Chaff is for radar homing missiles, flare is for heat seeking missiles but whatever. I like Stephen too much to give him shit for that.
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