Headless Chicken Tells Trump To Stick With It

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Published on July 26, 2021

At this weekend’s Turning Point Action “Rally to Protect Our Elections,” President Trump continued to claim that Democrats stole the election before receiving an unlikely endorsement from a headless chicken.

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22 comments

  • Kevin Barr 2 months ago

    Can you imagine how many hours it takes him to convince the wife she had an orgasm.
    Which is fake News, everyone knows that.

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  • Dean Chase 2 months ago

    The only people dumb enough to fall for this elitist, New York City, loser’s lies are red state, flyover country bumpkins!

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  • Refresh2b 2 months ago

    He’s been given every opportunity to prove it. Was resident President with the full power of the US Government behind him. And couldn’t find the proof. Now he’s been given the opportunity to get out of the country and… take a hike.

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  • Marilyn L 2 months ago

    Why this germs won’t go away.

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  • Khmer Minsota 2 months ago

    Say what chicken? Headless chicken talks to dump trump!

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  • Jibreel Lomax 2 months ago

    $10 says tonights monologue is gonna be about trump. Like it is almost every night… Steven was talking about climate change the other day and I found it to be the height of dereliction he did not mention Biden ripped out every climate change initiative from the infrastructure bill.

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  • Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius 2 months ago

    Okay, the diamonds were stolen but the election wasn’t. One has nothing to do with the other. End of comparison, end of story.

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  • Jeremy Gregorio 2 months ago

    As long as people keep donating to him and covering him on TV he’ll keep doing this. He got 6 billion dollars worth of free media coverage in the 2016 election. That was a major reason why he won.

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  • AJ121401 JJ 2 months ago

    Imagine we had a president that is so irresponsible we had to take away his Twitter account. Oh wait we did & now he’s going to run again

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  • Carmen Santana 2 months ago

    Trump will finally get mental health help and a quiet padded room in prison 😜 he is bat 🦇 ass crazy hateful…..

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  • Angel Gomez 2 months ago

    Oh man get over it! Here we go again. How long is this going to drag on. We’re in the future now. Can we go forward!!!!!!!!

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  • Harold S 2 months ago

    Headless chicken should now 45 KNOWS he lost, but he’s gotta keep the grift going

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  • Rebecca Anderson 2 months ago

    Funny how he’s talking about Tiffany’s. His mail order bride was supposedly having an affair with the head of Tiffany’s security while she was still in New York and the putz was in our White House.

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  • Michael Gonzalez 2 months ago

    Notice how kinky and weird Trump’s hair is… People who know Trump well know that Trump and religion do not and never had mix. But for 4 years Trump did make and effort to go to some services. To go has far as to say Trump is a messiah must make GOD crack up laughing in heaven.

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  • Associates & GIvens 2 months ago

    Hey, Donald: Get A Clue! Nobody is interested in stealing Tiffany’s “Diamonds!”

    Thanks TOTN Team For This Quickie News Brief!

    HOLD OO: Emmy Nominated?

    I Hope TOTN Wins!

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  • Lora Lee 2 months ago

    Sorry, I’ve been a fan for years, but I’m fed up with political satire

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  • asteverino 2 months ago

    A chicken butt and a headless chicken.

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  • make it make sense 2 months ago

    Donate Trump is low key an evil genius!

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  • Eric Esterby 2 months ago

    I’d love to see a hypnotic suggestion planted in T****’s brain so that every time he made his ridiculous election fraud claim, he would defecate himself until he passes out. Too much? Tough!

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  • llcoolzim 2 months ago

    Obviously you interrupt him when he’s about to make a point haha…typical!

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  • Barbara Bartelt 2 months ago

    𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝟒𝟎 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 .. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲..𝐡𝐨𝐰 ?? 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲…𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝟖𝟒.𝐂𝐎𝐌

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  • ArikaAdd 2 months ago

    𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗨𝗦𝗔 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗯𝘀 (𝟴𝟬𝟬$-𝟵𝟱𝟬𝟬𝟬$ 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆) 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗲! 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝗼 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘂𝘀𝗲. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀. 𝗠𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱. 𝗙𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱. 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄! 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘆 & 𝗙𝗮𝘀𝘁, 𝟵𝟵% 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵. ………____𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗝𝗢𝗕𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠

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