He Pulled Out A Gun And Won Alabama’s GOP Primary

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Published on September 27, 2017

When vying for Jeff Sessions’ seat in the Senate, it doesn’t hurt to whip out an elf-sized pistol.

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19 comments

  • Brendan Stepp 2 years ago

    “There’s a thing called loyalty” has 3 (?) divorces.

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  • Adrian Duran 2 years ago

    Jeff Sessions is the original disheveled elf

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  • sprybug 2 years ago

    Why is the South so backwards?

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  • Whatsinaname 2 years ago

    “Helmetless Vader” Fuck, I never realised.

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  • Farhan Mahalludin 2 years ago

    Oh look, someone who’s married 3 times is talking about loyalty.

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  • pahul gill 2 years ago

    Why are the Republicans so hell-bent on praising Donald Trump? Even somebody with a brain like “Lying Ted” (btw, he graduated as “one of the best” students from Princeton & Harvard, one of the departments in Princeton even named an award after him while his time there), even though Donald Trump abused Cruz’s wife & spread rumors like his father killed JFK. u know America is fkin stupid when Senators like Moore & Strange are the only decent choices down South. It’s pathetic for such a powerful country (which is largely because of Dem states like California, Massachusetts & New York) to be in a position like this.

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  • Namida 2 years ago

    Uh oh Someone Crazier than Trump is elected, now dotard is in trouble because the altright clearly start ditching him.

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  • DJ MAVERICKSTAR 2 years ago

    I’M A PENGUIN. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!!

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    You KNOW that when Trump heard that name, he thought ‘Big Luther Strange’ was an ex pro wrestler.

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  • Sophia N 2 years ago

    “Praise and honour him”. Wow Steve Bannon is the original cock sucking cuck.

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  • evan2076 2 years ago

    you’re fucking on a roll tonight!

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  • Nathan Wubs 2 years ago

    NRA happy that their bs propaganda is working.

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  • Rotten Head 2 years ago

    “if you’re doing it right”, I love you Stephen.

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  • DarkSoulSama 2 years ago

    Can you REALLY say you believe in the second amendment when your gun is THAT small?
    XD

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  • Nanna Leifa 2 years ago

    Another controversial religious nutcase as candidate. From Alabama, color me surprised guys.

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  • Kaempfdog 2 years ago

    Is there anyone who isn’t more qualified to be president? Sighhhhh or any other political position as far as the Republican Party goes? (In congress)

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  • Charissa Cheek 2 years ago

    It genuinely scares me that people like that wannabe cowboy exist. It shouldn’t, my parents believed exactly what he does (I don’t have contact with them because of just how religious they are). Still, and maybe it’s because I’ve seen it so closely, I’m so incredibly disturbed that people who think that way are out there, and in large numbers.

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  • Nordin Reecendo 2 years ago

    A real man would have pulled out a 38-Calibre Double-Action Colt Executive.

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  • Hamza 2 years ago

    John B. McLemore was right; all of Alabama is an absolute Shit-town.

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