Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WorstRoadTripEver.
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When Sylvester Stallone farts….
I was actually 1st
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Top 10 porn anal scenes next?
the not really were him referring to his guns aka his biceps
I loved when Top Gear did the brake horn thing. It was hilarious. Simple things.
That lightsaber #worstroadtrip tweet is one for the books.
Paper mills release a surfer like smell so when they pass by it it smelled like a horrible fart, if you didn’t get the joke.
my fav too
I cant get enough of these
Actually I was
Did anybody notice the troll face at 2:55?
We drove to San Diego to go to the fair. When we say how long the line was for buses to the fair, my family were like “Fuck this, let’s got the mall since we’re here.”
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3,507th Man I really wanted 1st lol
I love tonight show I breath tonight show I eat and drink tonight show Hell the only thing I don’t do with tonight show is watch it xD
plastic lightsabers might be considered “not really” having weapons in the car
Learn Hand Signals people, That’s why they make them
Ah, I notice the white cast isn’t on the ring finger any more! :D
We were detained at the border going back to the States because we brought back lamb chops and apparently that’s illegal.
Just stopping by before this gets 1million views :p
people still see this?
The one about being stuck in traffic and getting a sunburn is made up because ultraviolet rays (which cause sunburns) are deflected by glass.
#WorstRoadTripEver @Impala67 “Dad went on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days” ~ Dean Winchester
Everyone laughs before he finishes the joke :|
I love Jimmy’s Hashtags. 😀 @BECCAnoH? “Cause Sunburns are Ew!” lol
OMG paper mills smell HORRIFIC. Like someone getting a perm inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse. You don’t even have to open your windows to smell it!
You broke dad.
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the paper mill town one hits close to home for me…fuck you spring grove you stink
the brakes tweet sounds actually rather frightening…
Not really the #WorstRoadTripEver , but we drove a fair way with our cat on the roof of the car. My parents thought everyone was being nice because every car that passed was honking and waving at us…
Higgens is soo annoying
No Dofinyoyo this time???
Q: Are you carrying any weapons in your car? A: Not really, just a LIGHTSABER for indicators 😀 Q: All right, get outta the vehicle….
My little brother got a harmonica too, fortunately not on a road trip. The worst thing is that children don’t know how to play it, so it is just this unbearable, load noise. I’m pretty sure, that I threw the harmonica out of the window at least once.
Here’s my #WorstRoadTripEver. Me, my 2 sisters, mom and grandpa was going to Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. The first time we went there the hubcap on the car flew off on the freeway. The second time we went out there, we got a flat tire, (from a nail on the freeway, OMG right?). The third time we went out there, it was me, my mom, grandpa, 2 sisters and 2 cousins, we was heading home and the car caught on fire. Literally, the car was smoking. Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk is a curse to us.
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His tie looks like a dish towel
I WAS THE LAST ONE FRICK YEA
I wasn’t on this particular road trip, but when my mom got back she told me it was easily the worst road trip she’d ever been on. This is what happened. My father and uncle both can be very stubborn and behave rather like a couple of young boys – especially when taking the same car on vacation. They both basically argued over who would be the first to drive until it was decided that my father would do so first. However, when it became my uncle’s turn, he coughed profusely every time he saw food and wouldn’t stop until my aunt put food in his mouth while he was driving and swerving with every cough, and eventually hit a point where he just sort of stopped in the middle of the road. After this, he got out of the car and proceeded to walk around to the back of the car where he SAT DOWN in the middle of the road for a few minutes before just laying there – IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! My mom and aunt are whispering in the car about everything (my dad being that he got off work the night before fairly late and had to get up very early to make the trip was sound asleep). My aunt eventually started shouting for him to get back into the car and drive before she climbed into the driver’s seat and drove off without him. So he get’s back in and they make it to the hotel. It didn’t end there, though. They where on the beach later the next day, and someone stole their shoes off the beach and then had THE NERVE to wear them into the hotel (they were even TO SMALL for their big ol’ feet, and they were STILL trying to pull it off) – and what’s worse, they wore them RIGHT IN FRONT of my aunt and mom! However, when they realized that they recognized them, the couple took off as quickly as they could and were gone before my mom and aunt could report them.
The light saber one was my fave!
That moment when @masonclashes stole that hashtag from a viral video…
One time when I was 12, my family went on a road trip to New York and back that took up the whole summer. One of the funniest moments was in Philadelphia, every time we stopped at a light and it turned green, people started honking their horn. Pretty much instantly.
We were in a motor home so it took a few seconds to get going after pushing the gas. And my Granddad was hard of hearing. So he blissfully drove like he typically drove with all the honking behind us lol. It was really funny we were cracking up.
“My older brother wired my friend’s car brakes to the horns so whenever he braked, the horn honked” That’s from Top Gear
funny how all of them started wit, “my dad” ??
I thought the hastag was #BummerCamp ???????? that’s what I saw on Twitter
This was actually a super funny hashtag segment!
These are so funny.
These are getting weaker..
Jimmy Fallon probably hasn’t driven by a paper mill before. If he had, he would’ve gotten that joke.
As a child, in the early 80’s, we took a drive out to the coast in the family car (in this case a 1972 Austin 1800… I’m an Englishman!) which, because it was the lowest spec car in the range, had plastic covered seats. I was wearing shorts, and fell asleep on the way home. When we got back, my parents left me asleep on the back seat (head propped against the window, feet on the floor) until the sun had just about gone down. The inevitable happened, as upon being woken up and attempting to remove myself from the seat, I discovered the skin and plastic had kind of melted into each other. Took 20 minutes in a cold bath to stop me from crying, and the skin on the backs of my legs has never been the right colour!
1:15 and yet I was let in after answering the same question with: “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnno?”
Did the brakes still work of the car that had the horn connected to the brakes?
paper mills smell disgusting. there’s one in Pennsylvania on the way to Pittsburgh and you can smell it without rolling the windows down…just no.
Canadians are harsh
Another self-inflicted injury for Jimmy Fallon! This is genuine Karma at work. After luring moronic parents into “pranking” their own children – blatantly teaching the kids how to bully powerless persons – the universe is inflicting upon Fallon the pain & suffering he so richly deserves.
I enjoy watching your shows Jimmy Fallon! ???
press 8 and it will look like jimmy is giving a handjob to 2 dudes
Not really joke was hilarious
my parents were coming home from a school tournament in Canada, when they were in high school in the ´80s. when they got to the boarder coming back the official said “what is your citizenship” and my dad and his friends were mocking him and saying “what is your citizenship” the whole way home.
My friend’s family was going to the town of Matagorda, TX but her dad typed in Matagorda Bay in the GPS. They ended up on a gravel road that dead ended in a marsh on the edge of the bay.
I wish I’d known this was the hashtag… I have many bad memories with road trips. One time my friends and I drove through a papermill town. Right as we left the town, we accidently hit a skunk and we all thought we were going to die! Papermill + skunk spray = OH DEAR GOD NO!!! And then there was the one where I managed to drop my friend’s $2000 camera onto concrete. And the one where we drove for 15 hours straight and someone played deep south country music THE ENTIRE TIME. And also one where my friend peed in a bag and we hit a bump… and the bag spilled. And my favorite: the one where I was getting out of the 3rd row of our SUV and I tripped on a seatbelt and faceplanted onto the concrete in front of two guys I have crushes on!
‘Some of my favorite tweets!” Surprised at each one ….lol
Not At All xD
We were driving to Florida (I live up north so it was a really long trip) and I get car sick so for 12 hours straight I had headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness. When we finally got to Florida, we were stopped less than a mile away from the “Welcome to Florida” sign by Police officer and we were fined. We were going to disneyworld and we only stayed for one day.
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