That one time I took that one girl out for a date and she wouldn’t stop talking about how much sex she had with her ex and how he liked to put her used panties on his head. Worst of all, she told me that if I wanted to be with her, I needed to know him, and be friends with him, since they were still best friends (oh, and they were still fucking, even after the breakup)
JIMMY renacting the situation is NOT comedic, witty or entertaining. it’s STOOOPID. all you are doing is copying the tweet. make a witty comment or observation, no you can’t cos you’re just an impressionist not a comedian. FORWARD him and his turd of an assistant
Cool segment, but every tweet seems like it’s just trying to get on the show(fake or copied from reddit or whatever) also the back and forth goes too long between higgins and fallon.
Please for the love of god stop making jokes / sketches in the middle of this. In my opinion it is not funny. Review more tweets instead as they are funny
my guy picked me up but hadn’t planned anything so we drove around town looking for somewhere to go. After an hour of driving he dropped me off and said “I had a really good time. We should do it again.”
Hey, ‘sturdy’ is a completely valid compliment. Especially in these times when there’s a lot of anorexics that look like they would just break and fall apart if it came to some bedroom action.
So stop projecting your own insecurities on something someone said in good will, gurl :D
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Reply♥♥♥
Reply3rd
ReplyHi i love you love the games do more please!!!!
Replythis was sooo halerious!!
ReplyBag of hotdogs.. what a blurt!
Replyhave Alexander Skarsgard pleeeeeease!!!!
Reply9th
ReplyNice
Replycheck my channel plz
Reply11th
ReplyI like that Homeboy Walrus. ?
Reply9th
Reply??????
Replysturdy huh? LOOOL
ReplyAre you sure your date wasn’t Sheldon Cooper? #trains
ReplyFirst
ReplyThat first story, I would have punched the server so hard in the
Replyface….meddling in people’s lives…
I was waiting for the phone to ring again, checking if Jimmy wanted some
Replycrack with those hot dogs
LOL THE WALRUS
ReplyJimmies worst first date,,,, Nicole Kidman
ReplyTHE LAST ONE HAHAHAHAHA
Reply3:42 Look at the profile pic – I think that’s how she normally looks, so
Replyit’s all good ;)
That one time I took that one girl out for a date and she wouldn’t stop
talking about how much sex she had with her ex and how he liked to put her
used panties on his head. Worst of all, she told me that if I wanted to be
with her, I needed to know him, and be friends with him, since they were
still best friends (oh, and they were still fucking, even after the
breakup)
#worstfirstdate #fuckthisimout
ReplyIt was mostly all sluts.
ReplyWHY ALABAMA MAN!
ReplyHahaha banter
ReplyThank you Jimmy!
ReplyTold the guy I was cold and had to get my sweater in the car after eating
Replymy meal, left cause the guy was a pervert. #WorstFirstDate
ha ha ha l!!!
ReplyHiggins didn’t say you want some crack:(
ReplyDude just downed 3 Busch Lights and you’re not gonna ask if he wants some
crack with that?!
Rude.
ReplyOH MY GOD THAT LAST ONE
ReplyOf course only guys would mess up their dates
Replyomg that last one xD
ReplyCrazy humans!
ReplyI always skip the “jokes” between tweets.
ReplyThe Nicole Kidman date beats ’em all.
Replyhate the bids
ReplySnitches end up in ditches
ReplyJIMMY renacting the situation is NOT comedic, witty or entertaining. it’s
ReplySTOOOPID. all you are doing is copying the tweet. make a witty comment or
observation, no you can’t cos you’re just an impressionist not a comedian.
FORWARD him and his turd of an assistant
i dont like when the jokes are way too long then they needed to be
Replywhen he’s “on the phone” he sounds like channing tatum in step up ?
ReplyCool segment, but every tweet seems like it’s just trying to get on the
Replyshow(fake or copied from reddit or whatever) also the back and forth goes
too long between higgins and fallon.
Please for the love of god stop making jokes / sketches in the middle of
Replythis. In my opinion it is not funny.
Review more tweets instead as they are funny
#WorstFirstDate Never had one..
Reply2:38 she probably dated Sheldon Cooper lmao
Replyi love this hahahha
ReplyI liked the “You ate more than I predicted one” ?
ReplyThis reminds me of the gossip girl episode with jimmy
Replythe train hashtag reminds me of Sheldon from big bang theory??
Replyi like trains
ReplyHalf this video is Fallon and Higgins doing that stupid phone skit
ReplyI had someone take me underwear shopping at Kmart…for him, not me.
Replymy guy picked me up but hadn’t planned anything so we drove around town
Replylooking for somewhere to go. After an hour of driving he dropped me off and
said “I had a really good time. We should do it again.”
this silliness is killing me of laughter I can’t
ReplySay what you want, Jimmy reminds me more and more to Bill Cosby in his
Replygolden years. :)
Jimmy on the phone sounds like a mix of Forrest Gump and Kermit the Frog
ReplyIt’s always: She says “….” or one (the last) man says “my friend…”. Men
Replyare so weird (sometimes)! Don’t know if I should laugh or cry about it.
#worstfirstdate said she looked sturdy, all i can think of is Dwight from
Replythe office..
Hey, ‘sturdy’ is a completely valid compliment. Especially in these times
when there’s a lot of anorexics that look like they would just break and
fall apart if it came to some bedroom action.
So stop projecting your own insecurities on something someone said in good
Replywill, gurl :D
The walrus one is like Ross in friends — so funny
Replythe last one xD hahaha.. I think all guys says that… either on their mind
Replyor straight forward
My near-first-date was almost a booty call. ??
But seriously though don’t do that.
ReplyLove Higgins and Jimmy’s chemistry and these comedy bits they do :)
Replylove uu
ReplyFuck the waiter in the first story. Mind your business. Clearly the guy is
Replytrying to find someone.
CLAH
ReplyI used to wonder why Fallon plays all the games with his guests, and now I
Replyget it. At least that’s something to watch.