Hashtags: #WhyImSingle

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  • Utsav Shah 1 year ago

    “I, Ross, take thee Rachel.. Emily ehuh.. Emily” #WhyImSingle

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  • waryaa warfaa 1 year ago

    Chris hemsworth is definitely watching this

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  • HeroYoshi1115 1 year ago

    “Hey, squakhole get off the road!”

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  • Sheldon Cooper 1 year ago

    There’s a simple and obivous answer to why you are single…

    …you don’t have a Relationship Agreement.

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  • Theshen Thaver 1 year ago

    Things are expensive! #WhyImSingle

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  • Stan Buczak 1 year ago

    squawk you man , no more building violations

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  • Amal KHALIFA 1 year ago

    no one asks me out. #whyImsingle

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  • MsRainbow Brite 1 year ago

    i heard my ex tell one of his friends that i was a stalker. Nearly made me
    mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a peace of my mind (why
    I’m single)

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  • Munie 1 year ago

    List of when tweets are read:

    1. tweet: 0:09
    2. tweet: 0:30
    3. tweet: 1:23
    4. tweet: 2:18
    5. tweet: 2:40
    6. tweet: 3:15
    7. tweet: 3:38

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  • Ishita Maheshwari 1 year ago

    Why am I single?
    Because nobody believes that I am single.

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  • NeluTheCurious 1 year ago

    I’m single cause I refuse to share my pringles.

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  • Conde Zafiro 1 year ago

    On every first date, I accidentally tell her: ‘I think I’m in love with
    you’. #WhyImSingle

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  • Tommy Le 1 year ago

    Work 7 days a week maybe that’s why

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  • Rohit joshi 1 year ago

    Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.

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  • Paul Wade 1 year ago

    I’m not an asshole. #WhyImSingle

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  • Nikola Tesla 1 year ago

    No, it is because you are ugly.

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  • fasha mamat 1 year ago

    #whyimsingle i’m ugly women with degree

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  • Trevor Schmidt Comedy 1 year ago

    I’m single because people keep watching me squanch

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  • Wade 1 year ago

    I haven’t found a girl good enough to share all my wealth.
    That’s why I’m single.
    Not sure I’m ready to have someone talking about my yachts or complaining
    about my Porsche’s performance exhaust.
    You know? The small stuff…

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  • Abdel Armstr 1 year ago

    #WhyImSingle ?
    It’s either because I have a piano or because I’m ugly. Can’t figure out
    exactly why.

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