Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WhyImSingle.
“I, Ross, take thee Rachel.. Emily ehuh.. Emily” #WhyImSingle
Chris hemsworth is definitely watching this
“Hey, squakhole get off the road!”
There’s a simple and obivous answer to why you are single…
…you don’t have a Relationship Agreement.
Things are expensive! #WhyImSingle
squawk you man , no more building violations
no one asks me out. #whyImsingle
i heard my ex tell one of his friends that i was a stalker. Nearly made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a peace of my mind (why I’m single)
List of when tweets are read:
1. tweet: 0:09 2. tweet: 0:30 3. tweet: 1:23 4. tweet: 2:18 5. tweet: 2:40 6. tweet: 3:15 7. tweet: 3:38
Why am I single? Because nobody believes that I am single.
I’m single cause I refuse to share my pringles.
On every first date, I accidentally tell her: ‘I think I’m in love with you’. #WhyImSingle
Work 7 days a week maybe that’s why
Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.
I’m not an asshole. #WhyImSingle
No, it is because you are ugly.
#whyimsingle i’m ugly women with degree
I’m single because people keep watching me squanch
I haven’t found a girl good enough to share all my wealth. That’s why I’m single. Not sure I’m ready to have someone talking about my yachts or complaining about my Porsche’s performance exhaust. You know? The small stuff…
#WhyImSingle ? It’s either because I have a piano or because I’m ugly. Can’t figure out exactly why.
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