Hashtags: #WhyImSingle

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  • Utsav Shah 2 years ago

    “I, Ross, take thee Rachel.. Emily ehuh.. Emily” #WhyImSingle

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  • waryaa warfaa 2 years ago

    Chris hemsworth is definitely watching this

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  • HeroYoshi1115 2 years ago

    “Hey, squakhole get off the road!”

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  • Sheldon Cooper 2 years ago

    There’s a simple and obivous answer to why you are single…

    …you don’t have a Relationship Agreement.

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  • Theshen Thaver 2 years ago

    Things are expensive! #WhyImSingle

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  • Stan Buczak 2 years ago

    squawk you man , no more building violations

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  • Amal KHALIFA 2 years ago

    no one asks me out. #whyImsingle

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  • MsRainbow Brite 2 years ago

    i heard my ex tell one of his friends that i was a stalker. Nearly made me
    mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a peace of my mind (why
    I’m single)

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  • Munie 2 years ago

    List of when tweets are read:

    1. tweet: 0:09
    2. tweet: 0:30
    3. tweet: 1:23
    4. tweet: 2:18
    5. tweet: 2:40
    6. tweet: 3:15
    7. tweet: 3:38

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  • Ishita Maheshwari 2 years ago

    Why am I single?
    Because nobody believes that I am single.

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  • NeluTheCurious 2 years ago

    I’m single cause I refuse to share my pringles.

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  • Conde Zafiro 2 years ago

    On every first date, I accidentally tell her: ‘I think I’m in love with
    you’. #WhyImSingle

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  • Tommy Le 2 years ago

    Work 7 days a week maybe that’s why

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  • Rohit joshi 2 years ago

    Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.

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  • Paul Wade 2 years ago

    I’m not an asshole. #WhyImSingle

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  • Nikola Tesla 2 years ago

    No, it is because you are ugly.

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  • fasha mamat 2 years ago

    #whyimsingle i’m ugly women with degree

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  • Trevor Schmidt Comedy 2 years ago

    I’m single because people keep watching me squanch

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  • Wade 2 years ago

    I haven’t found a girl good enough to share all my wealth.
    That’s why I’m single.
    Not sure I’m ready to have someone talking about my yachts or complaining
    about my Porsche’s performance exhaust.
    You know? The small stuff…

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  • Abdel Armstr 2 years ago

    #WhyImSingle ?
    It’s either because I have a piano or because I’m ugly. Can’t figure out
    exactly why.

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