Probably because I’m… A little bit low-key obsessed with clowns. Most people are terrified of them, and yet I’d actually go out on a date with one. Either that or the fact I look like a psycho when a gore scene comes on… I just find it interesting, that’s all.
i couldn’t even say in a one sentence why i’m single, other than being too shy to ever ask anyone out. never know how to talk to anyone, its why dating apps never worked for me
In the South (at least in Florida) everyone pronounces the L. Well we don’t really have much to do with salmon so most southerners have never even said the word. LOL Like if you hear a Floridian talking about trout it is almost 100% certain they are talking about a speckled trout from the Gulf. Up North its a rainbow or brown trout. We dont have those down here. We have many bream species and large mouth bass in our freshwaters. Deep South Florida has a few other species like a peacock bass in freshwater.
If its a “weird” reason why i’m a single, simple answer… #BecauseICanHaveAnyDreamGirlAndBoyFromAnyCountryAroundTheWorldIFullyWellWant #CompletelySpecificToWhatIWantAndWithoutQuestionUnlessSomethingElseIsBetterOfferedAndThenIContemplate
Late to the game but #WhyImSingle is my phone number suddenly became very popular during the pandemic from guys, friends, random people I hadn’t heard from in years needing their specific needs addressed and it was a PANDEMIC. And oh, my Dad was dying from cancer and did, then I got do you want to celebrate texts. I don’t even know what that means. The contact list on my phone has shrunken dramatically..
Its the Marvel and DC action figures for me lmfaoooo !!!!!
ReplyFor the win! Hahahahahha
ReplyYour mom must be hot then? They already read this like 5 years ago. (I’m a hashtags freak)
ReplyDORITOS!
ReplyConan is better
ReplyHiggins was always into social distancing. Respect
ReplyIf Doritos are too sharp and you bite the corners off, then wouldn’t that make 3 smaller sharp doritos?
ReplySpaghettio’s straight from the can is the best way to eat them hahaha
ReplyI don’t know why I’m single .
ReplyFreedom Party
ReplyThe tweet form marisa_rosie22 is a old tweet tho
ReplyThe person with the Babybel cheese wax statutes really piqued my interest.
ReplyEven with pillowcases I just couldn’t.
ReplyProbably because I’m… A little bit low-key obsessed with clowns. Most people are terrified of them, and yet I’d actually go out on a date with one. Either that or the fact I look like a psycho when a gore scene comes on… I just find it interesting, that’s all.
ReplyWho is the first one???
Replyi couldn’t even say in a one sentence why i’m single, other than being too shy to ever ask anyone out. never know how to talk to anyone, its why dating apps never worked for me
ReplyI bet this hashtage was a trending topic within minutes
ReplyIf you pronounce L in salmon, just move to england for likeminded fish in the sea
Reply1:20 OMG. Isn’t that the girl who broke up with the guy who didn’t help her in her dreams? (In another Hashtags)
ReplyDreams aren’t real life? You’re not the one.
ReplyI can’t play this one… let me know when they do #WhyIWishIWasSingle.
ReplyThe real answer is Why Not?
ReplyWhat happened to Hashtag? Is he being fed? Did Higgins see him while you were away? PANDAmics are rough, pls check in to make sure Hashtag is ok.
ReplyIf your single than you love to mingo LoL
ReplyI just dont like people
ReplyIn the South (at least in Florida) everyone pronounces the L. Well we don’t really have much to do with salmon so most southerners have never even said the word. LOL Like if you hear a Floridian talking about trout it is almost 100% certain they are talking about a speckled trout from the Gulf. Up North its a rainbow or brown trout. We dont have those down here. We have many bream species and large mouth bass in our freshwaters. Deep South Florida has a few other species like a peacock bass in freshwater.
ReplyTEAM DOE RITOS WITH THE PHILLY ACCENT
Replysalmon and towels can join the #princessproblems club. Maybe leave some space for dreams. smh
ReplyI say the L in salmon too. Why is it there if if isn’t needed.
ReplyCyndiana… I want to watch movies with you.
Replynot going to lie. jimmy with the grey suit and black shirt is killing it.
ReplySo where can I meet Barbara Streilamb?
ReplyThe jingle says “definitely dough-reetos”
ReplyIt’s Duh-ritos
ReplyThat Pillow lady is cute.
ReplySo fake..that Salmon joke is sooo old..it’s practically a meme.
ReplyMost of these are from women? Are more women able to find humor in being single instead of treating it as a blow to ego?
ReplyWhy no pictures of the Babybel wax sculptures?
ReplyWhat that person does with Doritos, i do the same thing with gummy bears.
ReplyLoved the suit tonight, Jimmy!
ReplyWhat? No photo of the cheese sculptures?
ReplyLove these
ReplyJimmy looks good in the suit!
ReplyJimmy!!! You should have me on to show a tutorial on folding fitted sheets
ReplyDough Ritoes like Poe Leese
ReplyIf its a “weird” reason why i’m a single, simple answer… #BecauseICanHaveAnyDreamGirlAndBoyFromAnyCountryAroundTheWorldIFullyWellWant #CompletelySpecificToWhatIWantAndWithoutQuestionUnlessSomethingElseIsBetterOfferedAndThenIContemplate
ReplyMarisa Rosie is always here haha
ReplyI’m single because I was afraid to fall in love again. But I did fall in love with my Divine Male. I hope his heart is free. I love him so much!
ReplyI loved the show Love Connection back in the 80s and 90s
ReplySpeghetti-O guy and I have something in common.
ReplyI’m introverted
That’s all I have to say….
ReplyI’m single because I don’t like to share……and I prefer to be happy.
ReplyI guess people can search the hashtag of singles!
ReplyHey spaghettios dude, I’m also single. I prefer sliced franks. Hahaha never thought I would say that out loud, for whoever to judge.
ReplyDoritos….black accent, white accent. Hee hee
ReplyNo deal breakers. Till the last one.
ReplyI love being single
ReplyI also think doritos’ edges are too sharp
ReplyCold and out of the can are the only way I eat spaghetti O’s lol
ReplyLate to the game but #WhyImSingle is my phone number suddenly became very popular during the pandemic from guys, friends, random people I hadn’t heard from in years needing their specific needs addressed and it was a PANDEMIC. And oh, my Dad was dying from cancer and did, then I got do you want to celebrate texts. I don’t even know what that means. The contact list on my phone has shrunken dramatically..
ReplyCyndinanaJ, assuming you are female and interested in men, I know a guy who might love to meet you. Are you in California?
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