Why Dandelions are single
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D A N D E L I O N S
Medicinal Benefits 🌻 Dandelion Wine🌻 Lion’s Mane 🌻 Anti-inflammatory and fever reducer by Native Peoples 🌻coffee🌻 tea🌻
Probably because I’m… A little bit low-key obsessed with clowns. Most people are terrified of them, and yet I’d actually go out on a date with one. Either that or the fact I look like a psycho when a gore scene comes on… I just find it interesting, that’s all.
i couldn’t even say in a one sentence why i’m single, other than being too shy to ever ask anyone out. never know how to talk to anyone, its why dating apps never worked for me
In the South (at least in Florida) everyone pronounces the L. Well we don’t really have much to do with salmon so most southerners have never even said the word. LOL Like if you hear a Floridian talking about trout it is almost 100% certain they are talking about a speckled trout from the Gulf. Up North its a rainbow or brown trout. We dont have those down here. We have many bream species and large mouth bass in our freshwaters. Deep South Florida has a few other species like a peacock bass in freshwater.
This a message for Steve Spielberg and George Lucas I think Chris Pratt would make a great Indiana Jones. I’m more of a snake Plisiken guy I think. I’m going to have to pass on that one . I just don’t see my self doing that one . The price you drive is far too high and I’m not taking about money either.
Dear NBC I regret to inform you that that I writing you to inform you that I’m
Am declining your offer to work with you in any capacity. It just not a good fit for me . I’m a white Guy , A British white guy and your level of political correctness and extreme childish and lame presentations . Do not meet my standards of excellence. I’m not Jews and a proud Christian . It not right for me and really I’m not right for you . I’m more of a RATED R guy ,,while you’re more a pg 13 type audience . I’m more into “ Adult themed” entertainment. I need that dark Tuff gritty, blood and guts . Not a big bag of feathers a popsicles stick collection. I have too be honest I think NBC’s best days are behind him now . Maybe it’s time to decide the corporation up and close down the whole operation? I’m sure Disney would but you a rather large portion of the corporation. I think we’re through the looking glass now people and what we see is dusty old baby boomer population. The only alternative I could see now is too fire “‘Lauren Michaels “ that been coming for a long time. Start Dialing down the Jew factor. Most white men aren’t gay and bisexual like the Jews Community. Most white men are real men . Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if Adam Sandler came out as bi and took young Pete Davidson on as a pice of side ass . That the thing between Jews white men and real white men , were not all gay and effeminate like you .~Brad
If its a “weird” reason why i’m a single, simple answer… #BecauseICanHaveAnyDreamGirlAndBoyFromAnyCountryAroundTheWorldIFullyWellWant #CompletelySpecificToWhatIWantAndWithoutQuestionUnlessSomethingElseIsBetterOfferedAndThenIContemplate
Late to the game but #WhyImSingle is my phone number suddenly became very popular during the pandemic from guys, friends, random people I hadn’t heard from in years needing their specific needs addressed and it was a PANDEMIC. And oh, my Dad was dying from cancer and did, then I got do you want to celebrate texts. I don’t even know what that means. The contact list on my phone has shrunken dramatically..
Its the Marvel and DC action figures for me lmfaoooo !!!!!
ReplyFor the win! Hahahahahha
ReplyYour mom must be hot then? They already read this like 5 years ago. (I’m a hashtags freak)
ReplyWhy Dandelions are single
ReplyIncase anyone is interested:
D A N D E L I O N S
Medicinal Benefits 🌻 Dandelion Wine🌻 Lion’s Mane 🌻 Anti-inflammatory and fever reducer by Native Peoples 🌻coffee🌻 tea🌻
I am still mad at my husband for hitting on a girl in my dream . He *MUST* have done *SOMETHING* for my dreams to reveal this to me.
🤷♀️Im not crazy you’re crazy 🤷♀️
ReplyTweeted
ReplyReporting @FallonTonight
#WhyImSingle
https://youtu.be/B6scWf2n5mo
Doe-ritos. Dur-ritos. Door-itoes. Let’s call the whole thing off. 😂😂😂
ReplyDORITOS!
ReplyThe way jimmy aggressively slaps the cards on the table 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyConan is better
ReplyHiggins was always into social distancing. Respect
ReplyI just heard “Bay Bell” 😂😂
ReplyI’m Ugly
Reply#whyImSingle
l’m an Iraqi audience 😁. I love you all I like my English friend . who’s going to be my friend 😊😘
ReplyIf Doritos are too sharp and you bite the corners off, then wouldn’t that make 3 smaller sharp doritos?
ReplyWe get these throwback clips and I see Higgins and I get excited for a sec💔😫
ReplySpaghettio’s straight from the can is the best way to eat them hahaha
ReplyI don’t know why I’m single .
ReplyFreedom Party
Reply2:40 perfect Doritos! Hermoso ☺️
ReplyThe tweet form marisa_rosie22 is a old tweet tho
ReplyThe person with the Babybel cheese wax statutes really piqued my interest.
Reply❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
ReplyEven with pillowcases I just couldn’t.
ReplyProbably because I’m… A little bit low-key obsessed with clowns. Most people are terrified of them, and yet I’d actually go out on a date with one. Either that or the fact I look like a psycho when a gore scene comes on… I just find it interesting, that’s all.
ReplyWho is the first one???
Replyi couldn’t even say in a one sentence why i’m single, other than being too shy to ever ask anyone out. never know how to talk to anyone, its why dating apps never worked for me
ReplyI bet this hashtage was a trending topic within minutes
ReplyIf you pronounce L in salmon, just move to england for likeminded fish in the sea
Reply1:20 OMG. Isn’t that the girl who broke up with the guy who didn’t help her in her dreams? (In another Hashtags)
ReplyWhy I’m single? I dunno 🤷♀️ Jimmy, I’m so dang funny! 😅😁😂😂😎
ReplyI’m your man @CyndianaJ
ReplyDreams aren’t real life? You’re not the one.
ReplyI can’t play this one… let me know when they do #WhyIWishIWasSingle.
ReplyThere’s no redder flag than a date bringing her marvel figurines to a marvel movie so they can watch themselves on the big screen. Coo-coo,coo-coo
ReplyThe real answer is Why Not?
ReplyY’all need to stop passing these off as new clips. Label it Legacy or something like you do the Hashtag Rewinds.
ReplyWhat happened to Hashtag? Is he being fed? Did Higgins see him while you were away? PANDAmics are rough, pls check in to make sure Hashtag is ok.
ReplyHaha Hey! “Barbara Streilamb” was kinda sexy lol DeVito Pillows or NOT! 🤣
ReplyI’m single because I love Disney Channel
ReplyIf your single than you love to mingo LoL
ReplySalmon with the “l,”…. “You’re not the one.” 😂🤣😅😆
ReplyI just dont like people
ReplyIn the South (at least in Florida) everyone pronounces the L. Well we don’t really have much to do with salmon so most southerners have never even said the word. LOL Like if you hear a Floridian talking about trout it is almost 100% certain they are talking about a speckled trout from the Gulf. Up North its a rainbow or brown trout. We dont have those down here. We have many bream species and large mouth bass in our freshwaters. Deep South Florida has a few other species like a peacock bass in freshwater.
ReplyTEAM DOE RITOS WITH THE PHILLY ACCENT
Replysalmon and towels can join the #princessproblems club. Maybe leave some space for dreams. smh
ReplyI say the L in salmon too. Why is it there if if isn’t needed.
ReplyMy man jimmy Fallon lookin freeesshhhh 🤩
ReplyCyndiana… I want to watch movies with you.
Replynot going to lie. jimmy with the grey suit and black shirt is killing it.
ReplySo where can I meet Barbara Streilamb?
ReplyI prefer to never eat canned spaghetti ever. I’m not six.
ReplyThe jingle says “definitely dough-reetos”
ReplyIt’s Duh-ritos
ReplyThat Pillow lady is cute.
ReplySo fake..that Salmon joke is sooo old..it’s practically a meme.
ReplyMost of these are from women? Are more women able to find humor in being single instead of treating it as a blow to ego?
ReplyWhy no pictures of the Babybel wax sculptures?
ReplyI’ll bet Cyndiana is hot
ReplyI am single because i choose to be😤
ReplyWhat that person does with Doritos, i do the same thing with gummy bears.
ReplyLoved the suit tonight, Jimmy!
Replyhttps://youtu.be/0XFmQPLeFs0🛐🛐🛐🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🐣🐣🐇🐇🐰👑👑👑🇰🇷👁👄👁🤞🤞
ReplyThis a message for Steve Spielberg and George Lucas I think Chris Pratt would make a great Indiana Jones. I’m more of a snake Plisiken guy I think. I’m going to have to pass on that one . I just don’t see my self doing that one . The price you drive is far too high and I’m not taking about money either.
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyWhat? No photo of the cheese sculptures?
ReplyLove these
ReplyI am single because I still haven’t found anybody that loves cartoons and anime’s as much as I do 😂😂😂
ReplyJimmy looks good in the suit!
ReplyJimmy!!! You should have me on to show a tutorial on folding fitted sheets
ReplyDough Ritoes like Poe Leese
ReplyAww the girl with the actor pillows is adorable 🥰🥰🥰
Replyi am the only person i know that knows how to fold fitted sheets 💀
ReplyDear NBC I regret to inform you that that I writing you to inform you that I’m
ReplyAm declining your offer to work with you in any capacity. It just not a good fit for me . I’m a white Guy , A British white guy and your level of political correctness and extreme childish and lame presentations . Do not meet my standards of excellence. I’m not Jews and a proud Christian . It not right for me and really I’m not right for you . I’m more of a RATED R guy ,,while you’re more a pg 13 type audience . I’m more into “ Adult themed” entertainment. I need that dark Tuff gritty, blood and guts . Not a big bag of feathers a popsicles stick collection. I have too be honest I think NBC’s best days are behind him now . Maybe it’s time to decide the corporation up and close down the whole operation? I’m sure Disney would but you a rather large portion of the corporation. I think we’re through the looking glass now people and what we see is dusty old baby boomer population. The only alternative I could see now is too fire “‘Lauren Michaels “ that been coming for a long time. Start Dialing down the Jew factor. Most white men aren’t gay and bisexual like the Jews Community. Most white men are real men . Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if Adam Sandler came out as bi and took young Pete Davidson on as a pice of side ass . That the thing between Jews white men and real white men , were not all gay and effeminate like you .~Brad
Life’s too short to fold fitted sheets. Higgins is too much 😂
ReplyIf its a “weird” reason why i’m a single, simple answer… #BecauseICanHaveAnyDreamGirlAndBoyFromAnyCountryAroundTheWorldIFullyWellWant #CompletelySpecificToWhatIWantAndWithoutQuestionUnlessSomethingElseIsBetterOfferedAndThenIContemplate
ReplyMarisa Rosie is always here haha
ReplyTo the guy who eats SpaghettiOs out the can cold. I do the same but with Chef.BoyArDees Spaghetti and Meatballs. 😊👍🏻💕
ReplyI’m single because I was afraid to fall in love again. But I did fall in love with my Divine Male. I hope his heart is free. I love him so much!
ReplyI loved the show Love Connection back in the 80s and 90s
ReplySpeghetti-O guy and I have something in common.
ReplyI’m introverted
That’s all I have to say….
ReplyI’m single because I can’t find anyone who will put up with the fact that I will always love Louis Tomlinson more than them!
ReplyI’m single because I don’t like to share……and I prefer to be happy.
ReplyI guess people can search the hashtag of singles!
ReplyThat first one was the perfect opportunity to say “high five” in the Borat voice
ReplyHey spaghettios dude, I’m also single. I prefer sliced franks. Hahaha never thought I would say that out loud, for whoever to judge.
ReplyDoritos….black accent, white accent. Hee hee
ReplyWait… a second is higgins hair long in the back? Covid mullet? 👀👀🤔🤔🤔
ReplyNo deal breakers. Till the last one.
ReplyI love being single
ReplyI also think doritos’ edges are too sharp
ReplyCold and out of the can are the only way I eat spaghetti O’s lol
ReplyLate to the game but #WhyImSingle is my phone number suddenly became very popular during the pandemic from guys, friends, random people I hadn’t heard from in years needing their specific needs addressed and it was a PANDEMIC. And oh, my Dad was dying from cancer and did, then I got do you want to celebrate texts. I don’t even know what that means. The contact list on my phone has shrunken dramatically..
ReplyCyndinanaJ, assuming you are female and interested in men, I know a guy who might love to meet you. Are you in California?
Reply