Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThatWasCold.
My friend and I were in line to use the bathroom at a club and I was showing her how bloated I get when I drink beer and was pushing my stomach out, when the girl in front of us turned to me and said ” you go ahead, you’re the pregnant one!” I thought about correcting her and instead said “yes, yes I am ” I was also out with a friend one night when a guy came over and said “my friend is wondering if you are single?” So my friend says “no I’m not ” Guy says “I wasn’t talking to you. “
Or…when you do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and it’s slowly pouring down your neck
the first person’s so lucky they asked if she wanted to try again! in my country you only get one shot and you blow it up, your stupid face is gonna be on the licence for years
I’m here before the comments section hits 1k, there are legit only 27 comments at the moment
If someone’s offering me a senior discount, not gonna say no even though I’m in my 30’s.
Just once, read the name and don’t try to force a joke, jimmy, uhg
The Night King French kissed me in the Fall of 2018 #ThatWasCold
Im late but my 9 year old student asked me if the watch i was wearing ws gold his partner replied do u think she wuld be a teacher if she culd get a gold watch #thatwascold
The parents seem to be the harshest ones ???
I’ll tell you what’s real cold “WINTER”
when you come to his apartment to date, instead talk to you, he played video games #thatwascold
Why didn’t I see this prompt on Twitter? I had a good one! I guess I’ll just have to wait for the next hashtag. 🙁
I’m early, dunno what to comment ¯_(ツ)_/¯
A new personality is something my dad would say to me for sure.
Great lines from wise PeRsONs…
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