When they were creating HOV lanes (diamond lanes) I thought they should instead create a lane which went enough onto the fwy to see if there was traffic and at the end an optional lane to veer back onto the side streets. I called it the “OH SHIT lane” as in “Oh Shit! I ain’t going to drive in that traffic!” I was in junior high. The teacher I shared my idea with was not impressed.
Worst inventions…. I once was in the middle of nowhere without a lighter for my cigarettes. It was wet and muggy, so matches wouldn’t work that well either, but I had a solar panel that would kinda charge things in cloudy weather. So I thought, if only there was some kind of USB rechargeable lighter. Well, after my month long camping, I finally emerged into a Walmart and discovered it had become a reality and no one was even willing to buy them, so at least I didn’t invent them, or I’d be looking to Reddit in order to make up for my losses by inventing something no one is interested in.
when my sisters and i were kids, we tried using just plain old pillowcases as parachutes and jumped off the bunk bed, multiple times. we got hurt alot lol #mywostinvention
We need Higgins
ReplyJust read the damn Tweets. Seriously. This video should be much shorter
ReplyTo be fair, sweatshirts fabric is thicker and warmer.
ReplyCrushed up chips in salsa
ReplyWhere the hell is Higgins? I miss him
ReplyWhen they were creating HOV lanes (diamond lanes) I thought they should instead create a lane which went enough onto the fwy to see if there was traffic and at the end an optional lane to veer back onto the side streets. I called it the “OH SHIT lane” as in “Oh Shit! I ain’t going to drive in that traffic!” I was in junior high. The teacher I shared my idea with was not impressed.
ReplyHonestly, I would buy some of these.
Replyidc what anyone says tearings are genius
ReplyI need Higgins to say “You want some crack with that”… :'(
ReplyHow about #FunnyAccident or #UnintentionallyFunny
ReplyThe sock sweater invention was funny.
ReplyWorst inventions…. I once was in the middle of nowhere without a lighter for my cigarettes. It was wet and muggy, so matches wouldn’t work that well either, but I had a solar panel that would kinda charge things in cloudy weather. So I thought, if only there was some kind of USB rechargeable lighter. Well, after my month long camping, I finally emerged into a Walmart and discovered it had become a reality and no one was even willing to buy them, so at least I didn’t invent them, or I’d be looking to Reddit in order to make up for my losses by inventing something no one is interested in.
ReplyMy life, like what the hell am I doing right?
ReplyThose were some of my inventions! I would love to see Jimmy try out the OneButt Jeans!
Replywhen my sisters and i were kids, we tried using just plain old pillowcases as parachutes and jumped off the bunk bed, multiple times. we got hurt alot lol #mywostinvention
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