Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MomQuotes.
lol 🙂 luv ur shows
Always love this segment!
My mom told me she can tell i need to poop by only looking at my face.
Has Jimmy Fallons right hand always had a finger facing in a different direction because I just noticed that
I would love to see #GrandmaBurn They have a way of unintentionally making you cringe
Feels SO GOOODDD to Laugh!!!!
Every Mom from Southern New England loves the individually wrapped Life Sayviz.
If you’re lucky, they’ll show you how they spark in a dark room!
My mother still reminds me that I should have married my college boyfriend. That was about 43 years ago. This is a regular reminder.
Dude I cannot unsee your left ring finger. It’s messed up man. Take care of yourself you are my favorite talk show host
When Indian in the Cuboard was out in theaters also had Batman in the theater. She got them confused so when we asked her what she wanted to see she said, “Batman in the Cupboard”
Do they ever not participate with #’s
Can someone explain to me why Steve might have made those noises when Jimmy said “helloclaryyce”?
I used to work at Blockbuster and I had to explain that message about the movie being modified to fit the television to a lot of people.
My mum used to say “I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.”
La fitness discriminates against service dogs
Oh wow there are so many that I can’t even remember…
I’m Muslim name shamsulhaque from bd. I’m American Canadian London Saudi Arabia trillion dollar rich. No wrong.
wow…. now that he told about his finger thats all i saw during the video… something has really happened to it
My mom was born and raised in rural Alabama so she had a lot of ‘interesting’ sayings. My brother always hated to go to work and when he was still living at my parent’s house, many times my brother didn’t bother to get up. My mom would call me some time later on and be so angry at my brother. She would say, “Mike didn’t go to work again today. I found him piled up in the bed”. I always laughed when she said that but I couldn’t let her hear me laugh or it would make her even madder.
My mom would be talking about someone in our family (as usual) and say, “she hasn’t got the brains god gave a billy goat”. She would also tell us that we “don’t know diddly squat”.
When my mom would get upset with me and my sister because we had been out (we were grown), my mother would say we were “burning up the roads”.
I wish I could remember more of the funny things my mother said but she’s been gone for a long time and my memory isn’t very good.
Corned beef hash not even close to that nasty ass corned beef brisket that y’all was selling Kroger you think you just a goddamn f****** karate f****** letter k you don’t even know how to f*** him use a butterfly knife you just know how to f*** people with that goddamn coleslaw winter cabbage against summer cabbage iceberg lettuce you wish lettuce everybody loves Raymond !!!
First time I brought home take away sushi for dinner, my mom watched me eating and said “ain’t you going to eat bread with that”?
If my sister and I were fighting in the backseat of the car my mother would say “If you girls don’t shut the hell up I’m going to crash us into a tree and kill us all!” Now my sister and I joke and do it with our own kids!!
I wish Higgins would just make a stand up special.
holy shit Jimmy is not funny…. they just being playing it safe on every joke.
I said to my kid you drive me up 3 walls down two and I skate across the ceiling
Once, in an effort to censor herself, my mom shouted “What The Flamingo?!” In her defense, she had just seen that a package she was sending to my brother in Boston had somehow been routed through San Juan, Puerto Rico.
His finger is creeping me off!
you can tell how much Jimmy misses his mom :/
So.. did that panda pass away from Covid or something?
This one of the best hash tags ever.! Could you do one for Father’s Day?
Hit the hash tag
My mama always said if my lips are moving I must be lying
When I was young my mom always called my NES an “Intendo”. flash forward almost 30 years and I told her I got my son a switch & she said “is that some kind of Intendo” … she’s still got it.
740-208-8629 call him.
Mom and dad had friends named Hershey. I asked her if the Hershey bars were coming over. She said, yes, one with nuts and one without.
*#MoMQuote**: What did you just say? Yur manners are on the shelf over yonder. Now go get ’em and bring it on back here quick.*
*jlswag1 on Instagram*
Way to go mom, what aisle are the manners in. Oooo.
Another one. Mom’s always got the top dog answer, personal space.
One time a picture of Mariah Carey popped up on our TV screen and my mom proceeded to say, “Taylor Swift looks so different now.”
What’s up with his ring finger on the left hand?
My mom would use her middle finger to point and show things. She never understood why we would start laughing.
Ah I see- rehashing hashtags….smart!
It’s difficult raising parents.
A good one in there I will use with my kids the next time I invade their personal space.
They were building an LA Fitness in my area and the local news anchor called it a La Fitness. LOL
Why is there a stack of Tie Fighters on the left?
My mums favorite saying is, i brought u into this world, i can surely take you out of it too. Every time we made her mad lol.
I’m using the manners quote as soon as possible!
1:44 is my teacher!! We love you Ms C!
I probably will never be able to think of it as LA Fitness but instead La Fitness for the rest of time…
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