Hashtags: #DadQuotes

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  • Anees Asghar 4 years ago

    1st

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  • Eirini Kotti 4 years ago

    2nd

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  • Holly Crozier 4 years ago

    Cool video

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  • Charlotte Williams 4 years ago

    2nd

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  • Holly Crozier 4 years ago

    Frist

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  • Karina Doan 4 years ago

    i’m early i better comment on how fake and unfunny jimmy is

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  • Jose Almeida 4 years ago

    #RICEGUMARMY

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  • Robin Ricardo 4 years ago

    Notifications on all time

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  • Jessie Kneeae 4 years ago

    hahahahah?????

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  • FusionLight 4 years ago

    9th

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  • Shadow Hunter 4 years ago

    Early

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  • David Drake 4 years ago

    My dad blew his head off when I was a child. I was the one that found the
    body. True story.

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  • lilcaibear7 4 years ago

    :)

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  • pryin moodley 4 years ago

    cool

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  • Christeena Madappatt 4 years ago

    the last one was hillarious…?????

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  • monumentsNmelodies 4 years ago

    Sorry but If I get an invite to your 3rd wedding you better be giving ME $
    to attend lol

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  • Sans the Skeleton 4 years ago

    my dad once told me if you swallow a hair, out comes out of your belly
    button

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  • the joker 4 years ago

    suhh dudes

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  • Sammy Phemsky 4 years ago

    that last one, I bet he already had the same suit since the first
    marriage…

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  • Valerie Antoine (ohitsjustvalerie) 4 years ago

    The first tweet is me but with a burrito

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  • Novesco Queen 4 years ago

    no dislikes yet

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  • 29AndreG 4 years ago

    I told my dad about Michael B. Jordan being cast in Black Panther. He said
    it’ll be a great adaptation about what happen back in the 60s. When I told
    it’s was Marvel’s Black Panther, he thought I was talking about The Black
    Panther Party.

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  • murder pictures 4 years ago

    the last time i was this early my sister broke up with me… wait

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  • Francis Alcantara 4 years ago

    this video made me CLAH

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  • Blak 4 years ago

    Needs more co… never mind.

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  • Bradley Graves 4 years ago

    Touch me innapropriatley.

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  • BaconWrappedCupcake 4 years ago

    The last one was the best. ♥

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  • BiliBoom 4 years ago

    the last one is savage

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  • Ben 99 4 years ago

    In Australia, “Quay” is pronounced “key” rather than “kway”. Is it
    different in the USA?

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  • Some guy named Mike 4 years ago

    Let’s be honest how many of you have searched for the guys mentioned in
    this segment, especially the attractive ones like AshlynnParker7 in this
    vid

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  • Aone 4 years ago

    the last one was more of a dad roast

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  • Daskaar 4 years ago

    that last one was brutal..hysterical

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  • Fatima Altememi 4 years ago

    Omg the first one thooio????

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  • Darth Vader 4 years ago

    0:10 when you enter a restaurant with unlimited spare-ribs

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  • Aynge Mackay 4 years ago

    What that HOWARD JONES???

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  • vcarter0723 4 years ago

    For that last one, he needs to come up with a no refund policy or
    something…

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  • Dark-PassengerXD 4 years ago

    Can someone explain the second one? Why would the toilet belong to the dad?

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  • anirudh ramanathan 4 years ago

    quay is not pronounced as kway rather is pronounced as key

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  • habbogigi 4 years ago

    Why do all the twitter names have numbers?

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  • Jamie 4 years ago

    I feel like it’s been months since I’ve seen a hashtags segment.

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  • Itay Tabib 4 years ago

    1:23 the cringe is way too real

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  • ZemFlo 4 years ago

    Don’t know who said it but whoever said Netflix wasn’t funny at all

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  • Mr. Krabs' Cheap Ass 4 years ago

    they really had to remix the whip and nae nae song? i was so close to
    forgetting it fuck

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  • Rosemello50 4 years ago

    In Australia we pronounce QUAY as KEY…

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  • Thằng Nguyên 4 years ago

    “quay”

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  • Naiminho Gang 4 years ago

    Hhhhhh I loved this I really do

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  • eh dollet 4 years ago

    7,000 views xD

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  • Chris H 4 years ago

    In England where your language was born “quay” is pronounced “key”, you
    American buggers!

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  • eh dollet 4 years ago

    My dad recently got into Netflix (even know he can’t use it xD) and he said
    to me “I watched a good flick on Netflick tonight, it was very good” xD

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  • rehreh88 4 years ago

    isn’t the pinot noir one from a TV show or movie? I’ve definitely heard
    that before.

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  • Gerry Peters 4 years ago

    Um are we gonna talk about how FUCKING COOL THAT DRUMKIT IS??

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