Handticipation, Darwining, Resigning – Stephen Colbert Explains The Latest Relationship Terms

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Published on December 9, 2021

Feeling left out because you don’t understand the new dating lingo? Stephen has you covered in the latest edition of “Stephen Colbert’s Romansplaining.” #Colbert #Romance #Relationships

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21 comments

  • Leanne Vande Kew 10 months ago

    Tomorrow is the day Ronald Reagan will show up in Times Square handing out beef jerky and Jelly Bellies to pigeons. See you there.

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  • Cheryl Sibson 10 months ago

    for a second there, I was thinking Roman Attwood Slaning ok I stand corrected.

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  • Anthony Borderline 10 months ago

    Best Covid greeting me and my mates use, just tap your own heart a few times while maintaining an eye contact. Says “I see you, I feel you, you’re in my heart”. So much more loving and personal greeting that handshake ever was, plus no touching needed yet intimacy achieved!
    And while I use this with some of my friends doesn’t say it wouldn’t work magnificently on a date..

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  • Gregory Smith 10 months ago

    Is this shit for real? I have never heard of any of this? It seems crazy lol

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  • DeathAngel 10 months ago

    I like darwining, but not the name for it, but I also can’t think of anything better.

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  • Chris filosifer 10 months ago

    Romansplaining, when do we discuss Bigus Dickus?

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  • Kristi Ford 10 months ago

    “Hesidating”: the first time I’ve been ahead of contemporary trends. I feel so revolutionary 😎🦘🐨

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  • Adam 10 months ago

    People are realizing that aro/ace is a thing.

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  • 8D2BFREE 10 months ago

    Turns out, i have been hesidating all my life.

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  • Josef Janoušek 10 months ago

    Resigning last year and Darwining just few weeks back. 😂😂

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  • Lindalee Law 10 months ago

    Why wouldn’t you want to date??? A life single, still do, and boy do I! But then I like the company ; poor Milleni- gen just another thing they’re inept at, and Boomers embraced .. the absence of caring is a loss ..
    Why God made 7 days; and Sunday is a day of rest lol

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  • jill rodriguez 10 months ago

    Pickup line:
    “Hey, baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?”
    My response:
    “Unfertilized.”

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  • Black Claws 10 months ago

    What? Been Darwining for the last 10 years then… lol

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  • Richard Adams 10 months ago

    Romansplaining: “Well, first there were the Etruscans….”

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  • Steven Andreasen 10 months ago

    I think we know that Colbert has mesomed a bit

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  • Jelly Whit 10 months ago

    Ah, looks like Jon Baptiste mirror must have broken or he experienced temporary blindness. Those pink pants were not an optimal choice.

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  • Matt Evans 10 months ago

    Aw man, thought this was Roman-splaining. Romani ite domum!

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  • DianeBales 10 months ago

    𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 $𝟕𝟖𝟑𝟔𝟕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟖𝟕𝟑𝟔𝟕. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟐 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬.𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝.𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰. ☛☛☛☛☛☛☛☛ 𝐖𝐖𝐖.𝐏𝐀𝐘𝐒𝟏𝟏.𝐂𝐎𝐌

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  • Ruby 10 months ago

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  • JanetteStafford 10 months ago

    𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 $𝟏𝟖𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐭𝐨 $𝟐𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟎. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 $𝟐𝟔𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐛𝐲.
    𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞……>> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐀𝐘𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • MadisonCarr 10 months ago

    𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 $𝟐𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟖𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟑𝟎 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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