Governor Cuomo’s Big Book of Pick-Up Lines | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Published on March 5, 2021

Bill shares a few of New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s NSFW workplace pick-up lines.

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  • Martin Willis 2 years ago

    Thank you for this! Not too many people rip on this schmuck, and it’s long overdue!

  • mohsen tajik 2 years ago

    Bill was the only liberal seeing the dots

    It seems like he is finally starting to connecting them too

  • CMMG. Raid 2 years ago

    #SUPPORTCUOMO. We’re with you because you’re with us.

  • Ralph Male 2 years ago

    Turn down Cuomo? He kills your grandparents

  • Fair Dinkum 2 years ago

    If Cuomo was a Republican, he’d be serious “Presidential Material”

  • Andrew Passow 2 years ago

    cuomo’s generation was brought up with the free-love and Italian spaghetti. pretty sloppy. then he listened to the a.m. radio until it played his song: “Joy to the world’ by 3 dog night: “You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, . . I’m a high night – flyer, a rainbow rider, and a straight – shooting son of a gun!” Yowser, he wants to rock it. Just change his tune to: “you know I love the girls!” 63 year OLD, playing fantasy and entirely deluded. SAD.

  • Eric G 2 years ago

    I always love how the stupid fucking guests have to react to actual jokes. It makes me mildly happy.

  • renaissance guerrilla 2 years ago

    The left devouring the left = beautiful to watch.

  • Ja Tr 2 years ago

    Those pick up lines jokes are hilarious.

  • AussieMaleTuber 2 years ago

    Very good! Counter culture has reached the point where it is destroying itself!

  • Greg Tennyson 2 years ago

    Gavin Newsom had an affair with his campaign manager’s wife. He’s also a scumbag

  • ThE DuCk 2 years ago

    Hey Cuomo Robin Williams called with a quote for you , think of it as a Hallmark Card

    “God gave man a penis and a brain. And only enough blood to run one at a time. ”
    ~ Robin Williams

  • Quenton Johnson 2 years ago

    This is definitely bad but killing nearly 10,000 by your executive order is 10,000x’s worse-yet the media didn’t even cover that. But sexually harass/assault women-you are gone.

  • Scott Horton 2 years ago

    I dont agree with Bill on a lot a stuff. But he keeps it more fair and more funny than any of the late night idiots. Ill keep watching

  • New Message 2 years ago

    “Don’t worry, Honey. My package is only 4 inches… unless I’m underreporting it by half.”
    * wiggles eyebrows *

  • Abigail Smith 2 years ago

    I love Andrew Cuomo! One of the few leaders during COVID that told the truth and did and said the things no one else did so people could know wtf was going on. A few inappropriate remarks in a lifetime does not a bad human make. Someone “made you uncomfortable?” Well, put your seatbelt on and prepare for a bumpy-ass ride sister!! If that’s the worst thing you’ve encountered in your professional or private life thus far, you are truly sheltered beyond belief. Take the lesson, move one, etc. Dont try to ruin someone for “your take” on the situation when he’s been elevated in many people’s eyes, myself included, for stepping up and leading New York and the rest of the country the best he could when literally NO ONE had the cojones to lead, inform, or help the sick, dying and the healthy, through a nightmare scenario no one really saw coming, because those that knew what was coming, denied and lied and do so until this day. Your offense taken over Mr. Cuomo offends me! 😶

  • Father Gabriel Stokes 2 years ago

    Newsom and Cuomo are done

  • calholli 2 years ago

    If only they were funny.
    The premise was there.. smh

  • Eric Jorgensen 2 years ago

    “An Italian with no game” Mamma mia….🤦🏼‍♂️😜

  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    I bet Gov. Cuomo’s favourite Dr. Seuss books is, “Italian Sausage and Ham”. A Kama sutra for Italians.


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