God Isn’t Stressing Out About Nuclear War

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  • Mr Curvy Wife 11 months ago

    I read a tweet this morning that said Trump was put into the Oval Office by God himself to save mankind. I just can’t

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  • Jason Blade 11 months ago

    Trump will trigger a nuclear war and blame it on Hillary. Watch

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  • Tweety Tweety 11 months ago

    “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.” — Hillary Clinton

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  • ShaleSong 11 months ago

    In UK. Take out = Date. God has given Trump permission to have dinner and dancing with Kim.

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  • TheBillusBillus 11 months ago

    Nuke me now!

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  • Turbid TG1 11 months ago

    Kim and Trump just need to meet in an empty field somewhere and compare dick sizes and leave us all the fuck alone!

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  • 223Drone 11 months ago

    Excuse me Robert Jefferess I’m pretty sure Jesus said “love your enemies” not “nuke the shit out them”.

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  • Dominick Sabatino 11 months ago

    There’s roughly 3,000 “god’s” that are followed, gonna need to specify which one Is stressing.

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  • Alex X 11 months ago

    First with water. Now with fire

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  • Mahsinur Rahman 11 months ago

    Colbert/Stewart FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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  • TheUsualSuspect 11 months ago

    broooo that one guys laugh in the background😭 I love him! hye-hye-hye-hye-hye😂

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  • David Lance 11 months ago

    Of course God isn’t stressing out. It doesn’t care whether it happens or not because it gave up on the human race from the very first kill & if it existed, is choosing not help anybody

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  • Willie Booker 11 months ago

    I love how these dick preachers randomly declare they know God’s will.

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  • DrDrnk 11 months ago

    Religion and Democracy should come with a label warning; Not suitable for minors and Idiots.

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  • Hydrasaur 11 months ago

    Yay! The Lord is back on the show!

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  • Jadonia 11 months ago

    Love your enemies as you love yourself. Jesus help us all.

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  • camelshit 11 months ago

    Those two bragging and insecure toddler in chiefs,
    should really just be placed before a tree;
    to there see who can the highest pee.

    That should suffice to conclude who are the “manliest”.

    No need for no fucking nukes, morons!…

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  • Kine Phile 11 months ago

    Trump needs Vlad’s consent anyway lol

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  • Javierm0n0 11 months ago

    Evangelical “leaders” will be a contributing factor to the end of this country. Even the pope was like, “not a fan of evangelicals, I gotta say. They’re a little too conservative.”

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  • Nicholas Trevino 11 months ago

    I love Colbert, but I’m not in love with the idea of God (even facetiously) promoting Wendy’s products.

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