God Isn’t Stressing Out About Nuclear War

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  • Mr Curvy Wife 1 year ago

    I read a tweet this morning that said Trump was put into the Oval Office by God himself to save mankind. I just can’t

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  • Jason Blade 1 year ago

    Trump will trigger a nuclear war and blame it on Hillary. Watch

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  • Tweety Tweety 1 year ago

    “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.” — Hillary Clinton

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  • ShaleSong 1 year ago

    In UK. Take out = Date. God has given Trump permission to have dinner and dancing with Kim.

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  • TheBillusBillus 1 year ago

    Nuke me now!

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  • Turbid TG1 1 year ago

    Kim and Trump just need to meet in an empty field somewhere and compare dick sizes and leave us all the fuck alone!

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  • 223Drone 1 year ago

    Excuse me Robert Jefferess I’m pretty sure Jesus said “love your enemies” not “nuke the shit out them”.

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  • Dominick Sabatino 1 year ago

    There’s roughly 3,000 “god’s” that are followed, gonna need to specify which one Is stressing.

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  • Alex X 1 year ago

    First with water. Now with fire

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  • Mahsinur Rahman 1 year ago

    Colbert/Stewart FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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  • TheUsualSuspect 1 year ago

    broooo that one guys laugh in the background😭 I love him! hye-hye-hye-hye-hye😂

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  • David Lance 1 year ago

    Of course God isn’t stressing out. It doesn’t care whether it happens or not because it gave up on the human race from the very first kill & if it existed, is choosing not help anybody

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  • Willie Booker 1 year ago

    I love how these dick preachers randomly declare they know God’s will.

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  • DrDrnk 1 year ago

    Religion and Democracy should come with a label warning; Not suitable for minors and Idiots.

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  • Hydrasaur 1 year ago

    Yay! The Lord is back on the show!

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  • Jadonia 1 year ago

    Love your enemies as you love yourself. Jesus help us all.

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  • camelshit 1 year ago

    Those two bragging and insecure toddler in chiefs,
    should really just be placed before a tree;
    to there see who can the highest pee.

    That should suffice to conclude who are the “manliest”.

    No need for no fucking nukes, morons!…

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  • Kine Phile 1 year ago

    Trump needs Vlad’s consent anyway lol

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  • Javierm0n0 1 year ago

    Evangelical “leaders” will be a contributing factor to the end of this country. Even the pope was like, “not a fan of evangelicals, I gotta say. They’re a little too conservative.”

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  • Nicholas Trevino 1 year ago

    I love Colbert, but I’m not in love with the idea of God (even facetiously) promoting Wendy’s products.

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