Giuliani Predicts Cuomo’s Comeback, Biden Zooms with Team USA: Late Night’s News of the Week

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Published on August 13, 2021

All the news and jokes you missed from the week of August 9.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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23 comments

  • ZN 1 year ago

    The Oregon Trail joke landed. Wonder how many didn’t get it.

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  • David Waters 1 year ago

    the Oregon trail joke had to be scollins

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  • Julio Villa 1 year ago

    No jokes…. plastic? Lol

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  • Aaron Syrmopoulos 1 year ago

    Despite being subscribed and having all notification turned on I still have to go to this channel to find videos.

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  • Francis Marcoux 1 year ago

    Should call it lambada variant

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  • brycey spiceywiener 1 year ago

    this show should have comedy writers

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  • Ronaldo Rivers 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure the hot flavor ice cream is nothing new for Mexicans, here is another Idea for Americans add hot sauce to a slushy (mangoneada)
    Or hot sauce and lemon juice to a beer.

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  • Maxime Prometheas 1 year ago

    I live in Paris, France, at the moment, and I can swear to you upon my morning croissant, that the news is way, WAY far more brutal than Amy imagines. I mean sure, people around here aren’t idiots, so they avoid mentioning Dipshit Don, which may make the news feel like it’s all about Unicorns and Rainbows. But there are still a lot of problems around here, some of which Trump failed to create…

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  • Jack Bell 1 year ago

    Theroux called it “a life of quiet desperation”, do you know how many, basically good, men live in abject fear that that drunken ass grab back in “82 is going to come back to haunt him? It’s the new millennium, the new decade, there’s no proper place to touch someone. Ya know, less it’s already agreed your gonna do some touchin”, I do like a girls belly, not the 30 beers in a plastic bag Amy Poehler spoke of, but ya know.

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  • Marvin Martion 1 year ago

    Funny how trump got away with this, and Kavanagh got away with it! But if a Democrat does it, it’s always the most horrible thing in the world!

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  • NOAH R 1 year ago

    🤣🤣😂😂🤣

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  • Tonya Richards 1 year ago

    Let’s get to the news :
    Toilet Boy drumpf will never hold office again.
    NEVER EVER.

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  • Murray Schultz 1 year ago

    Seth!

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  • Pauline Jaques 1 year ago

    Can’t watch shows where the host is always seated higher than the guest, and the guest looks as though they’re applying for a job. So disrespectful.

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  • Evelyn Okay 1 year ago

    Wow … so, hot Cheetos gets their own ice cream flavor, but I can’t get a Late Night Lick? Smh

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  • ELLE C 1 year ago

    I love watching Seth and Amy together with no audience. They seem like they’re genuinely friends and are just cutting up, improvising, and feeding off each other’s comedy. I love it!! They’re really hilarious and build off each other’s set ups. They’re truly friends and it shows and I feel honored to be able “to hang out” with these two AWESOME Comedians while they’re just cracking jokes!

    STILL LOVING THE *#NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences* !!!!

    _Seth’s _*_REALLY SHINING_*_ IN THIS NO AUDIENCE FORMAT!!!_ *GREAT JOB,* _Seth & the Gang!!!_

    🤗♥️🤗♥️🤗
    ✌♥️🌎

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  • Tonya Richards 1 year ago

    Good decision, Betsy.

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  • Mike Lavin 1 year ago

    How did you get eyes to angle downwards like that?

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  • D Folsom 1 year ago

    Silence may be complacency, continued silence is complicity. Where does this smelly buttwipe Trump possibly get enough space in his deranged mind to decide that he can, should, or has a right to knowingly, intentionally place anyone in harm’s way? This act is designed to demonstrate power over life and death, intimidate, portray invincibility; redirect/deflect attention from the origination point of a national problem threatening our democracy and away from the responsible party, chief supporter, advocate, funding, and information source. An action that rallies the Trump hordes of hive-minded, blood-thirsty, zombie vampires to obey his kill commands, creating more chaos to mask the cause of the entire insurrection, the injuries, damages, deaths, and violence.
    Humpty Donald J. Trumpty is an abomination before God and demon spawn of mankind, who is wholly responsible as the originator of all insurrection, any real election fraud and attempts or conspiracies, and any associated deaths, including Babbitt’s. Killed while in the commission of a sequence of criminal acts, Babbitt was shot while attempting to facilitate the murders of elected officials, authorized Capitol Building occupants, and interfere with democratic processes by forcibly breaching emergency defenses provided by Secret Service and police forces charged with protecting lawmakers from the clear and present, life-threatening dangers in progress.
    As President at the time, aside from active participation, Trump inherently bears even more responsibility in failing to use any authority or resources to mitigate, protect or defend as required. Without opposition from the GOP, this continuous flow of Trump bile is occasionally accompanied by the utterance “Uggh” from some of the Republican cave dwellers.
    Now threatening another lawman, he is again ordering a hit as if a TV mafia boss, a criminal ordering the death of another person. This time, it is not Trump company VP Mark Etess, who in 1989 was on route to give secret testimony against Trump rather than take the blame for Trump’ crimes, but ‘accidentally’ dies in a helicopter ‘incident’ with others just a few minutes outside of Atlantic City. Accidental phone intrusion by some folks during the CWA strike action against NYNEX (Verizon), on Etess and others phone calls says Trump knew of the meeting, sought and planned to prevent it. As the saying goes, if you are suspected of a crime that you did indeed commit, that is 50 percent towards proving it was you that actually did it.
    Already under investigation, with billions of dollars in revenues, debts, and the casino license renewal/certification at stake, consequences to Trump Org. for exposure of misappropriation, embezzlement, fraud would be extremely bad…unless VP Etess (even better, a silent VP Etess) was made to be the fall guy. He had motive (overlooked or ignored), means, opportunity, funds, and the element of blackmail. Yes, it is exactly what it appeared to be. A prolonged investigation of the accidents’ cause could be revealing, and bad business. The threat of lawsuits resulted in a manufacturer’s blade eventually be named as the cause.
    Yeah, there is a huge backdrop to all of this, but Trump has the nerves for such huge guilt being held by tiny weeny…hands, he sure pretends to dangle a big pair…of dice. Putting an officers’ life in danger for political expedience is more subtle, less dramatic, but still calling for a ‘hit’. For such an evil egg, nothing short of ‘have a great fall’ will do. Prison would be good, exile to a former nuclear test site in the Pacific is better, but the survey says the appropriate and preferred means of permanently retiring deposed despots, dictators, emperors without clothing, and former presidents leading deadly insurrections while fomenting unrest, social discord, and civil war, is a march to an antique French Guillotine for a close personal inspection to test mechanism effectiveness. Just saying.

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  • Fifty State 1 year ago

    This sucks

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  • ruby 1 year ago

    𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙉𝙤𝙬! 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙖𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝘼 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠. 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙, 𝙉𝙤 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧… 𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙏𝙤 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙊𝙡𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙗! 𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣… 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀……………𝒲𝓌𝓌.𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒿𝑜𝒷𝟣.𝒸𝑜𝓂

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  • PamelaArmor 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 $𝟔𝟓-𝟖𝟓 𝐩𝐞𝐫/𝐡. 𝐇𝐨𝐰? 𝐈’𝐦 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞! 𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰… 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝐖𝐖𝐖.𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐏𝐏𝟐.𝐂𝐎𝐌

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  • TiffanyClark 1 year ago

    𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙉𝙤𝙬! 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩dsds ewewew𝙊𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙖𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝘼 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠. 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙, 𝙉𝙤 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧… 𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙏𝙤 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙊𝙡𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙗! 𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣… 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀…………… 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰­.𝐍­𝐞­𝐭­𝐉­𝐨­𝐛­𝟏­.𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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