Gaetz Gets Caught on Venmo & Israel Sabotages Iran | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Published on April 13, 2021

The Pacific island of Vanuatu mourns the loss of Prince Philip whom they worship like a god, Rep. Matt Gaetz may have paid for sex on Venmo, and Israel may have sabotaged Iran’s nuclear facility again. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #MattGaetz

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110 comments

  • laalaa99stl 1 year ago

    Couldn’t they just use their Jewish space lasers? I think they overthunk it.

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  • DarkMaster Gaming 1 year ago

    Welcome to physics 101-

    😂😂😂😂

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  • laalaa99stl 1 year ago

    “Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.”

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  • JDD999 1 year ago

    , Gaetz refuses to resign, bui Al Franken lost his position over much, much lees. Not fair!

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  • rifat zlatan 1 year ago

    The problem is that tyrant Philip and the British monarch literally colonized, opressed and looted the valuable resources of Africa and Indian subcontinent while he was still alive. Those people have a lack of exposure and education which is why their interpretation is so, nothing else. And the irony is with Iraq and Afghanistan and that tic tac toe joke it is too real. Now American government is the one that is opressing and exploiting the middle east since 30+ years now with the evil manipulation by Israel’s Netanyahu.

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  • Rinu Joy 1 year ago

    Early

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  • Vyshnavi Tatta 1 year ago

    I need to see Trevor do more accents

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  • Carolina Murtha 1 year ago

    “Sad news for the royal family. And no, they didn’t get another black grandchild.”

    Give it a few more months, that little princess in on her way 😄.

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  • Sven Johnson 1 year ago

    🙌🏻🌸🙌🏻

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  • Jeff Abbott 1 year ago

    “This is how much college you can afford with $300..” Welcome to P..”

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  • Taizz Emmanuel 1 year ago

    “another black grandchild”

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  • KARTI 1 year ago

    On second thought keep Gaetz in congress and let him destroy the GQP’s reputation even more. And if he still refuses to leave when he’s found guilty then pull him out of there by his-
    “Hair, his hands, and his feet” -Nancy Pelosi

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  • a̶r̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ 1 year ago

    I still have no clue how Gaetz is about to be arrested before trump.

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  • Serkiss Murhain 1 year ago

    So we’re all just sitting back and letting another country build nukes? Seems odd. At least Israel is doing something.

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  • Luv 1 year ago

    How many hoodies does Trevor Noah has??

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  • Michael james 1 year ago

    Apartheid-Israel murders scientists and blows up infrastructure of a state they are not at war with… and Cuba is on the ‘State Sponsors of Terrorism.’ list. I’d love to see the criteria for getting on that list.

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  • bgrvidz 1 year ago

    ISRAEL LIKE A PUMA!

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  • Ryen 1 year ago

    Agha Jan 😂😂😂😂

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  • Ryen 1 year ago

    Parvis😂😂😂😂

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  • くたばれTerraan 1 year ago

    GO ISRAEL LOL

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  • Tyrell Dunn 1 year ago

    Actually he does have another black grandchild on the way

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  • Cain 1 year ago

    Did anyone get the notes from that physics class?

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  • Wise Goyim 1 year ago

    It won’t stay unanswered.
    Israeli theocracy can’t get away with it not this time,this rouge state has come to it’s end like a pig kicking under hand of a butcher.

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  • Daniel Duvalle 1 year ago

    The Tanna people are awesome

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  • Za-zaam Flash 1 year ago

    Poor Africa a substantial amount of your uranium has somehow ended up in bombs,power plants, markets(more like cartels) and international consternation. What could have been historically if this was wasn’t the case?

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  • Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci 1 year ago

    Being in a tribe seems so cool

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  • Abash Kwabag 1 year ago

    paid tuition for the wap

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  • Kian H. 1 year ago

    Iran has a right to get nuclear weapons, Mr. Trevor. And maybe stop trying to be a US Propagandist.

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  • Sirzechs Quasar 1 year ago

    This man kept saucing these people like that

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  • Ron Hunter 1 year ago

    You need Eddie Munster jokes for Matt Gaetz!

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  • Tempestive 1 year ago

    Lol, no less believable than the Abrahamic gods

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  • F1zzy 1 year ago

    3:00 again covering for him, they completely LEFT OUT that he was sleeping with a child

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  • The Hermit crab 1 year ago

    Trevor really needs to work on his iranian accent. He is always so on point with his accents, but he just used his arabic accent for iranians 😀

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  • Callie 1 year ago

    No one likes Charles!😂

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  • hellojam100 1 year ago

    I like using Venmo because the transactions are secure and confidential

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  • Donte Jones 1 year ago

    Not sure what I’m more sick of. israHELL or trevor Noah

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  • nosajleb 1 year ago

    Lol. “A real thing, that we didn’t make up”

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  • Usman 1 year ago

    You got me at “uncle jan” 😂😂

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  • 安琦Supernova 1 year ago

    Please talk about and raise awareness on the Fukushima Wastewater disposal issue! Japan government is highly irresponsible on deciding to release radioactive wastewater into Pacific Ocean. Science stimulation showed it only took a few years these radioactive water will reach the whole world! And right now US government is giving a go-ahead pass to the Japanese government! This issue affect the entire planet!

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  • Lindalee Law 1 year ago

    So now we know Venmo… Friend of pimps and traffickers everywhere. Shut em down

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  • Syriusz B 1 year ago

    1:45 but… It already is like that.

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  • Tiyath 1 year ago

    HE WORE A! TAN! SUIT!!!!

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  • TheAvengersRising 1 year ago

    If this is true, than those women need to come forward so we’re not just chasing after more political theater.

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  • tharun thadishetty 1 year ago

    $900!!! When backpages was on, the avg high end service was $500-1000 per hour. Dont know the prices in florida though

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  • Timothy Duffy 1 year ago

    Watch out for these three events. A nuclear terrorist attack by Iran devastates Edward’s AFB and surrounding southern California cities beyond a 70 mile radius, it causes Sarah Palin to become President and she’ll plunge us into full scale, worldwide, nuclear war. Now, when the above happens the only chance you have is to keep Palin out of office. Otherwise, once she becomes President Its over. Forever.

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  • Madeline O 1 year ago

    Gaetz can say whatever but he’s going down.

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  • superdivemaster 1 year ago

    He speaks of Gaetz around 2:27 … Otherwise opens about the royals ././././

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  • Faraz Moosavi 1 year ago

    6:56 Iranian are not Arab stop using their accent😑😞

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  • Mackoy Montero 1 year ago

    Persia is forgotten for its rich history,but America knows its a country full of great kings and warriors.They owe middle east a lot,thats why its scary thought when they can arm nuclear they can be another threat of global power.

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  • Asa Tyrsons 1 year ago

    I think his name is Matt Pizza Gaetz

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  • David Post 1 year ago

    The daily show used to be funny and smart. Then Jon oliver got replaced by this guy and now it’s just quirky lame, partisan and click baity.

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  • Rick JW 1 year ago

    That first story about Prince Philip is precisely why Star Trek has the the ‘Prime Directive.’
    FYI

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  • Stranger Danger 1 year ago

    I thought they said ” Chitauri don’t die “.

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  • Random Dude 1 year ago

    I would not want to be an Iranian nuclear scientist right now.

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  • Gamersoldier100 1 year ago

    Oh, no. Prince Philip said racist things? No they just said that they aren’t racist!!😂

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  • V Ruth Martin 1 year ago

    This man is not funny. Where is the funny. I miss Jon.

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  • Alphonso Elm 1 year ago

    That description of Iran though

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  • Matt Netko 1 year ago

    You do understand this guy is a comedian though right?

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  • John Grisham 1 year ago

    Gaetzgate?

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  • gar cox 1 year ago

    I bet Madison Cawthorn is drinking toasts of thanks to Matt Gaetz, 🍺🍺

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  • Robby C 1 year ago

    They need to bring back hanging exclusively for corrupted politicians.

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  • The Other Side 1 year ago

    *Nothing will happen to Matt Gaetz. America has NEVER in recent history punished any politician, no matter their crime.*

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  • 1Lyc 1 year ago

    whuaa? the mossad? the same mossad that has been proven to have jacked up the stuxnet virus that they were working on with the NSA that was designed to specifically target centrifuges in iranian nuclear powerplants and released that jacked up version without telling the NSA which caused computers worldwide to be infected which was the reason it got on everyones radar in the first place?
    how could they possibly have anything to do with this ……………..

    /s

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  • Dirge Wordsmithe 1 year ago

    5:15

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  • peggy M 1 year ago

    That “agha jan” killed me 😂😂

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  • Peace Man 1 year ago

    Ahhhh… Those Israelis😂😂😂😂

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  • Cornell Waters 1 year ago

    Trump did the same with Cohen.

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  • Power Dragon 1 year ago

    4:58 finding out what trevor?

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  • Nickolas Young 1 year ago

    Everyone still have your “What we learned from Struxnet” brochure?

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  • Rooney Daniel Cash Medrano 1 year ago

    It’s very boring I mean the middle west who cares this side of world?

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  • ken dutchess 1 year ago

    Water/Gaetz ?

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  • Ronaldo Rivers 1 year ago

    $300 will only cover a couple of books for your college classes.

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  • Iris Oscuris 1 year ago

    He’s covering last week…tonight.

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  • homa ataee 1 year ago

    As an Iranian..this is not how we talk. Actually it is not a persian accent. It was more like Indian or Arabic accent.

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  • The Cold Poet 1 year ago

    There are Iranian Jews. I’m not sure if there are still some, likely though.

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  • C Salomon 1 year ago

    Matt Gaetz is the only congressperson actively doing something about student tuition.

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  • Trevelyan K 1 year ago

    What??

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  • John Doe 1 year ago

    I really miss Trevor’s Donald Trump voice !!! 😂😂😂
    Cracks me up !!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Joseph K. K. 1 year ago

    U can’t buy a college book 4 300 bucks.

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  • Olive Podcast 1 year ago

    Hey Trevor, you should work a bit on your Persian accent. You came off more as arab. Cool section though!

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  • Altakanne 1 year ago

    A reference to the Iranian yogurt?

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  • Mwangi Kimani 1 year ago

    When your constituent is a cult following you don’t have to deliver anything tangible. Just do a few pep rallies talk about the radical left socialists and then spend the rest of the time partying. Its like giving a frat boy $1,000,000 to spend on drugs hoes every year.

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  • Heipollloopppnyqinz Guderian 1 year ago

    Trevor jokes are getting less funnier by each episode. I think he just got lazy with the the jokes. Generic and politically correct jokes are his ‘thing’ now. Sad.. but true.

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  • Dan Phillips 1 year ago

    Trevor Noah moved to the United States in 2011 and started hosting The Daily Show in 2015. He was in the country for only 4 years when he’s started trying to sway American public opinion with his racist and bias jokes. Why should Americans listen to this South African guy tell them what their country is and how it should change? He’s only been in the country for a decade.

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  • KayDee 1 year ago

    Why is the Daily Show on YouTube sound quality (volume) off recently? Up the volume Trev…

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  • KayDee 1 year ago

    Who’s the reporter on the Iran story?! 🤨

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  • yousef askari 1 year ago

    You gotta work on your Iranian accent. 🤣

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  • Caglar Tanrikulu 1 year ago

    tic tac toe… wow…

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  • Dunia AlBesharah 1 year ago

    Prince Phillip was a great man (May he RIP) such a rare gem 💎

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  • Dunia AlBesharah 1 year ago

    No days u can’t say anything without branded racist 🙈

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  • Maribel Caudillo 1 year ago

    Fraternity Bro who wants to show you something in his room! Lol lol lol lol

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  • Quantum Shhhart 1 year ago

    Gaetz reminds me of Bill Paxton from Twister…

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  • koila maoh 1 year ago

    WHy are politicians “immune” to drug testing>? They should drug test all these people in congress, senate, etc. while their conservatives are desperate to shame single parents on welfare, trying to making it difficult for them to attain it, as well as drug test em..

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  • Adrian Colley 1 year ago

    Needs more Sacha Baron Cohen parting as friends from a tense meeting with his head of cybersecurity.

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  • b n 1 year ago

    Every time Trevor fails to be funny, why is he still hosting this show? Change please!!

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  • 3 Musketeers in Lagos 1 year ago

    This is the cheapest sugar daddy I have ever heard of. 300 dollars? Chicken change sugar daddy 😂😂. He is so cheap he literally had to give candy to a baby

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  • Pedroleum100 1 year ago

    5:00 “… Iran, the last coutnry that America needs to get tic-tac-toe.” 😂😂😂

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  • Nicholas Cecil 1 year ago

    So funny to see the Daily Show endorse assassinations 😆 Some things I’ll just never understand

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  • Dee Dee 1 year ago

    “Israeli agents took the whole Iranian nuclear site & plugged it into Texas’ power grid, & they may never get it back online”? Okay, Mr. Noah, THAT WAS MY KIND OF FUNNY, Thank You.

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  • John Dodge 1 year ago

    Sooooo, Vanna is what a “Trump Island” rally would look without 99.9997% White people?

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  • Isaac Kotlicky 1 year ago

    “They have everyone the day off for passover” i snorted

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  • dyskover 1 year ago

    Tired of those drab, old, wrought iron abominations you have to pass entering YOUR community? Come on down to Matt’s Gates! We’ve got style. We’ve got panache. We’ve got brass.

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  • Audley Johnson 1 year ago

    Poor Matt Gaetz and Mike Lindell. They suffering from drinking the Trump-Aid.

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  • S.P.E.E 1 year ago

    In 5:25 the Woman Is just sooooo beautiful with an amazing voice I’m just really jealous

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  • HDD MOFP 1 year ago

    It wasn’t a suggestion. The Israelis finally admitted it

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  • Nk Uk 1 year ago

    nonsense

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  • Neda Alizade 1 year ago

    agha jan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Hal Ogen 1 year ago

    03:59 – actually it is 8.01…

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  • LÆVIS 1 year ago

    You do know isreal and the USA work together closely, right?

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  • Hal Ogen 1 year ago

    04:58 – can also be:

    1. Iran is lying and nothing happened.
    2. Was not Israel but the CIA.
    3. Defect happened all by itself without anybody meddling. If you work in some real industry you know that that happens all of the time.

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