Franzia Has A Message For Bottled Wine

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Published on October 20, 2021

You’ll drink wine out of a box and like it! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Betty Veronica 2 months ago

    FAUX’s Judge Jeanine must have an arse-n-all of boxed ‘whine’. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Flick Freaks 2 months ago

    Any fellow Tour De Franzia champs in the comment section?

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  • Adamant Forge 2 months ago

    I’d say they were being saucy but have you ever tried to make a reduction with Franzia.

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    My wife was an early adopter. Just sayin’.

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  • Space Force Commander 2 months ago

    I heard that Australians call it a โ€œGoon Bagโ€ (slang).

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  • Space Force Commander 2 months ago

    Itโ€™s time that Wine Snobs get taken down a peg or two.

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  • Nate Schneider 2 months ago

    Oak leaf is the superior boxed wine.

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  • ThE DuCk 2 months ago

    We will bring our own containers from home if need be ยฏ(ยฐ_o)/ยฏ๏ปฟ There was no getting through 2020-21 without wine !

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  • geoffcarroll05 2 months ago

    Francia is overprised

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  • itto sitto 2 months ago

    Jokes on you America, in Australia we can drink it from the barrel.
    Happy vaccinations! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • Kristi Ford 2 months ago

    Goon sacks ๐Ÿ‘
    Chateau de Cardboard ๐Ÿงƒ

    Don’t forget to use a couple of good quality pegs to secure it to the Hills Hoist for easy self-service. Take the goon skin out of the box first and then peg it up

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  • FATLACES THEDON 2 months ago

    Franzia: a juice box for adults
    Franzia: the spigot makes it fancy
    Franzia: the way Scotts ask “aye are they friends of ya?”

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  • dekel polak 2 months ago

    This Horror Show Shows Who We Are –
    A student of mine told me about a new show called โ€œSquid Game.โ€ It is a South Korean โ€œthriller series,โ€ as they call it, which has become a pop culture phenomenon and is the no. 1 show in more than 90 countries. The show presents several hundred people who are all in great financial debt and in dire emotional states. The producers pit them against each other, even if they are very close, and make them hate each other. The winner takes millions of dollars, and the others are killed. This show wouldnโ€™t be so horrifying if it didnโ€™t portray our true nature. The very fact that we watch such a show enthusiastically is proof that underneath the โ€œcivilizedโ€ faรงade, our nature is as the show depicts.
    It works like a magnet. We love to watch the struggle between good and evil, as long as we are safe from the consequences of the battle. The thing is that in this show, there is no good; there is only evil.
    Indeed, humans are the worst being in reality. What makes us so uniquely evil is the fact that we explicitly want to harm others. We do not want to eat others because we will starve unless we do so; we want to see them suffer! We derive pleasure from othersโ€™ pain, and derive the most pleasure when we are the ones inflicting it.
    We often say that reality is like a jungle, where the strong eat the weak. However, in the jungle, the strong do not want to destroy the weak; they want to eat. Once they are full, they want to sleep and play, and not kill or hurt for fun. In the human jungle, we do not want to eat other people; we want to see them hurting! This is why the natural jungle thrives without any laws while the human jungle, which we mistakenly refer to as โ€œcivilization,โ€ is disintegrating despite the laws that strive to limit our barbarity.
    If we had any hopes of finding goodness in human nature, โ€œSquid Game,โ€ and mainly its popularity, proves that we have nothing to hope for when it comes to human nature. If we can create such shows, and if they can be so popular, then we can do such horrors in real life.
    The only possible good that can come out of such a show is the realization that it is not fantasy, but an authentic depiction of who we are. Maybe if we realize this, we will be willing to do something about changing ourselves.
    The current trend is to dull our awareness of the human horror show we live in by making cannabis available and legal. Indeed, the more we learn about human nature, the more we realize that perhaps it is better to numb ourselves through life until itโ€™s over.
    For now, weโ€™re cheering at the sight of other people suffering, much like people used to cheer at the sight of poor men fighting against lions in ancient Rome. Only if we realize that it is not okay to be like that, our minds might open to other options. If such a diabolical program can be the no. 1 show in more than 90 countries, it means that the entire world is immersed in unhinged viciousness.
    There is a solution, but it is demanding and must encompass the entire world if it is to succeed. To change who we are, we must initiate a worldwide educational process where such programs are forbidden and pro-human-connection programs are produced and aired. Even if they are not popular, at first, we cannot allow ourselves to be exposed to the violent poison and culture of narcissism that we consume today. They may be sweet, but they are lethal.
    If people donโ€™t want to watch shows about human connection, they can put aside their media devices and simply talk to one another. This will already be a major improvement to the current situation.
    It may not sound like fun, but what is the option? To live out the โ€œSquid Game.โ€ Besides, after some practice, we will discover that connection and care are far more rewarding and pleasant than destruction and cruelty, and do not carry the negative side effect that is our current culture.

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  • Giovanni Itchee 2 months ago

    Boxed Wine, Aussie Invention. Thank the Lord for the Aussies.

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  • Daniel Overcash 2 months ago

    Oh how the turntables have…

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  • Scott Nunnemaker 2 months ago

    You ever think about people with old expensive wine collection and how itโ€™s exactly beanie baby collections? Eventually something bound to be old enough, rare enough, and valued enough by someone at some point in time so might as well collect something I guess. But also, if you do have a large collection of old wines, do you actually drink any of them?

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  • Andrew Bayada 2 months ago

    Thank you Australia!

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  • Napolรฉon I Bonaparte 2 months ago

    I never heard this many people cheering for boxed wine before.

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  • Van Bus 2 months ago

    https://youtu.be/wmXi6zAgxHM

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  • Andrew Faraday 2 months ago

    A fun fact for wine snobs. Wine is basically never shipped overseas in bottles. Entire shipping containers are filled with a huge single bag of wine, which is then bottled on arriving in another country. So unless you live on a vinyard, all your wine is box wine.

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  • Nora 2 months ago

    ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฒ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ–๐ค ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค. ๐ˆ ๐œ๐š๐ง’๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ฏ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ >> ๐—ช๐—ช๐—ช.๐—›๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—๐—ข๐—•๐Ÿญ.๐—–๐—ข๐— 

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  • CindyDuffy 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐จ๐›๐ข๐ฅ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ“๐ญ๐ก ๐ฉ๐š๐ฒ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐จ๐Ÿ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ฌ๐ก ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐›. ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข ๐š๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ .

    ๐“๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • kim 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ• ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ ๐›๐ž ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ.

    ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ โ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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