Former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick Joins 2020 Presidential Race

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Published on November 15, 2019

Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, November 14.

Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.

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20 comments

  • TheKaiTetley 9 months ago

    Scapegoat? The dude looks like a sacrificial goat.

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  • Jef Willemsen 9 months ago

    That final Kaepernick joke sounded like an Amber line straight from Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.

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  • Mark Adderley 9 months ago

    … oh, oh, can I join too, can I, can I ?!

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  • ProjectFlashlight612 9 months ago

    I hear Moze from _Borderlands 3_ is considering a run for the nomination too

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  • ThE DuCk 9 months ago

    The Clown? Car?? is at max capacity ! ?

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  • Smaragdwolf 9 months ago

    But of course 😮 We care for our Citizens…even if they´re furry Immigrants 😀
    What would the Inhabitants of our Zoos would think, if we refuse a simple CT Scan for a Panda? 😡

    I hope one of our Zoos will have Pangolins in the future….i love these big, armored, harmless Insect-Eaters. To sad they are endangered D:

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  • First Name Last Name 9 months ago

    Oh great a new democ….zzzzzzzz….zzzz We may as well settle in for trump 2020.

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  • Big Wig 9 months ago

    We get it seth you hate America. We hate you to

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  • Big Wig 9 months ago

    Hillary coughed once last year , are you serious seth? She literally couldn’t finish a sentence without going into a coughing fit. #Epsteindidnotkillhimself

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  • Major Thought Ahead 9 months ago

    Look at Seth Meyers assuming that women orgasm when they have sex with men I mean they do when they have sex with me cuz I know what I’m doing down there but most of them do no they have to fake it. Although he’s right about the part where it when they can basically get any strange dick they want whenever they want.

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  • Julia Connell 9 months ago

    do you know who else can ‘afford’ a CT scan – the rest of the world!
    I’ve had one – and an MRI – and numerous hospital visits – and what did it cost? nothing, nil, zero $0.00 – cause my government has a fully functional healthcare system – even been giving taxi chits home when the ambulance has bought me in

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 9 months ago

    Sure, a man can be a late substitute to pleasure a woman, but he won’t like where she sticks the batteries!

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  • NYCrazyRob 9 months ago

    1:29 LMAO, did they really report that? XD

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  • Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis 9 months ago

    Considering how much zoos have to pay China to licence their pandas it’s no wonder they spare no expense on preventative health care. It doesn’t follow that they provide free health care to their citizens.

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  • Simon Frederiksen 9 months ago

    People outside the Americas still want to go to the US?

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  • DATING HARLEY QUINN 9 months ago

    My sister used to work on a pig farm in the UK – they used to MRI scan the pigs to check on their health – that is NO JOKE.

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  • Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis 9 months ago

    Great, another clown is squeezed into the clown car.

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  • Simon Frederiksen 9 months ago

    Toothbrushes in the UK not used correctly – Is anyone reminded of the big book of British smiles?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrpUSKE9p_M

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  • boobtuber06 9 months ago

    These jokes are easy, I could write this monologue

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  • Lindalee Law 9 months ago

    Governor, CO. senior, here, and I WONT BE VOTING FOR YOU. Why? I’ve never heard if you, and I dont want yet another male.

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