Forget “Steve Jobs,” Get Ready For “Michael Dell” – CONAN on TBS

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Published on October 7, 2015

CONAN Highlight: The new biopic that implores viewers, “Don’t think different…think same!”

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98 comments

  • Whangadu 4 years ago

    if you like this comment your wildest dream has a 0.000004457% chance of
    coming true.

    Reply
  • James Dolan 4 years ago

    I would actually see this movie.

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  • ItsmeJamesAJ 4 years ago

    Isn’t that red bearded guy from collegehumor?

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  • Deidre Black 4 years ago

    I’d really like to know why the fake movie got a fake PG-13 rating. Was it
    for violence? Brief nudity?

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  • bl1ndguy0 4 years ago

    yo man, dell xps 13 is their newest product, I have it and I love it.

    Reply
  • XGiveMeLibertyX 4 years ago

    At least the giant fans in the back of my Asus keep my laptop cool when im
    gaming. Just watching youtube vids with a macbook burns like hell if it’s
    sitting on my lap.

    Reply
  • AndreNGropo 4 years ago

    The best part of it is that everything Dell does, is better and cheaper
    than any apple product.

    Including their mousepad

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  • John Jonas 4 years ago

    Dell Alienware.

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  • Headless Eyes 4 years ago

    Dell sucks. I have 2 and you can’t even get them to start up right without
    shutting down. Slogan: Our computers are the best for keeping you offline.

    Reply
  • Davin Alaniz 4 years ago

    now there you have a movie

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  • Hexerin Null 4 years ago

    Say what you will, but you can’t deny the very simple fact that Dell
    computers provide great performance for the price and will last you 10+
    years if you don’t beat them with a sledgehammer or something.

    Reply
  • Michael Cohen 4 years ago

    Actually in the early days Dell was an innovator and one of the ground
    breakers in the industry (Customized computers was a innovation that
    everyone thought would fail), then Michael Dell retired and for the next
    six years the company spiraled downwards as the people running tried to
    make it into a HP clone. Dell then decided to come back but all he’s done
    at this point was recover the company but all innovation got burned out.
    Also they stopped allowing fully customizable laptops .
    Also contrary to the video dell laptops tend to be average thickness (only
    the gaming ones are thick) and their desktops still have the rep of best
    quality to price ratio and are solid machines. Also Dell has a reputation
    for long lasting desktops and laptops. I’m still using a 6 year old dell
    laptop that runs perfectly fine and I know someone who has one that lasted
    10 years. They make durable long lasting machines that are solid laptops
    are are a great bang for your bucks

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  • LuvDemSoundz 4 years ago

    I have these Dell Speakers and had them for over 10 years. They still sound
    great, sound better than and just as good than most shit today.

    Reply
  • nojan j 4 years ago

    I’d watch this over steve jobs

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  • PropaneWP 4 years ago

    30 years later, at Google headquarters… “Hey guys, I got a GREAT idea for
    our new logo! Let’s *tilt* the ‘e’!”

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  • Mario Justiniano 4 years ago

    That’s not Michael Dell, it’s Steve Stevens.

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  • BobSince1981 4 years ago

    Is that the dad from Even Stevens?

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  • Ashish Patel 4 years ago

    Brilliant

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  • Carlos_ Van 4 years ago

    AAAHAHAHAHA sometimes i think this is like how every tech company out there
    that is not Apple, thinks like…

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  • Blipblobit 4 years ago

    Nice monitors tho.

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  • Michael Brown 4 years ago

    I’d watch it

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  • MikeyTheWolfman 4 years ago

    …wasn’t that the dad from Even Stevens

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  • Distant System 4 years ago

    Let’s also not forget that Alienware is owned by Dell…

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  • darksteel78 4 years ago

    As a former software engineer intern for Dell, I can say nowadays there are
    some interesting things in the works…

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  • Mark Isabelle 4 years ago

    HOLY SHIT. Tom Virtue AND Matt McCarthy?! Good staffing in the clip.

    Reply
  • mkygod 4 years ago

    That new XPS 13 laptop is sexy though.

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  • Situations103 4 years ago

    Man, DELL must be pissed.

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  • EmpLaun 4 years ago

    Dude, you’re getting a Dell!

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  • Ty Guy 4 years ago

    wait… hold up…
    you are telling me I can have a THICKER laptop?

    what a visionary…

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  • Live Wire 4 years ago

    “why would the E be like that?”
    “I dunno… doesn’t matter… 🙂 nothing matters”

    > My life.

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  • Stoneysilence 4 years ago

    Why would this movie be PG-13? Are we going to see Dell’s butt or
    something? From that preview I would have expected it to be Rated Z for
    zzzzzz….

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  • Mesh Rash 4 years ago

    wait that was a bit random! picking on Dell for no reason!

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  • attk master 4 years ago

    It’s quite sad. Dell has a hell of a lot more potential. Not more than
    Lenovo…but they could be better than HP.

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  • George Vivanco 4 years ago

    I’m a Mac user now but Dell made some pretty good laptops in the mid
    2000’s. Stay away from HP though, they’re garbage.

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  • Larry Phischman 4 years ago

    Is dell even still around?

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  • Sal Sagev 4 years ago

    Way better than the sheeple brand zombies use these days.

    Reply
  • Debonair Fox 4 years ago

    hahaha, this is so good! great idea and great video

    Reply
  • Zackary Moran 4 years ago

    1:11 that doesn’t look like photoshop.

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  • ii121 4 years ago

    Someone that writes for Conan used to work at Dell.

    Reply
  • The Real Drunkard Hu 4 years ago

    Too soon… Too soon.

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  • Max Kern 4 years ago

    Dell actually owns Alienware which can keep up with most any comps around

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  • Susanne 4 years ago

    I’m watching this on my Dell laptop.

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  • Kaufhausdetektiv 4 years ago

    Dell and Apple are actually quite same. None of them really offers any new
    technology. I think Lenovo/MSI Asus computers are the only ones in the
    market who actually implement newest technologies annually. For Apple and
    Dell you mainly pay 40% extra for air (that it their brand image)

    Reply
  • Dinerenblanc 4 years ago

    Gotta love the emergence of insecure PC elitists on a video that
    specifically targets DELL, a company that’s been shilling cheap hardware
    for decades, which is supposedly why said elitists hate Apple in the first
    place. I swear, you release a video that has a laugh at the expense of
    anything that’s remotely related to a PC and these creeps will come out of
    the woodwork.

    Reply
  • dsouzand 4 years ago

    This explains why my Dell laptop was a piece of shit

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  • domydishes 4 years ago

    the only thing steve jobs ever did was take credit for others work and
    having sweatshops

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  • benshaoulian 4 years ago

    It’s sad that Dell gets less respect than Apple.

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  • Mohd Iqbal Salemi 4 years ago

    XPS series and Alienware are still strong though.

    Reply
  • Yehuda Atzmon 4 years ago

    I would watch the movie on the man who created EvilCorp. I’m looking for
    Mr.Robot fans

    Reply
  • DBJULY83 4 years ago

    i would be happy to see another video Conan Hangs Out With His Interns

    Reply
  • Allan Concepcion 4 years ago

    Fuck Dell, my dad was laid off after 12 years of hard work –along with
    5,000 of his coworkers.

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  • Lord Gabe 4 years ago

    Dont forget about Dells extremely over priced alien ware line

    Reply
  • Vulgora 4 years ago

    can i fund this movie ?

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  • orgrimar96 4 years ago

    their computers are actually pretty good all our computers in our family
    are from them :)

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  • Pj0tter 4 years ago

    Michael Dull

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  • weinerschnitzelboy 4 years ago

    It’s kind of sad that their past weighs so heavily on them still,
    especially considering that they’re actually releasing some really solid
    laptops these past few years.

    Reply
  • Rory H 4 years ago

    Is that Hannah’s dad from Girls?

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  • Ghost81 4 years ago

    Forget both of them: i want the John McAfee movie! Seriously, read that
    man’s biography, you won’t believe it. He went from selling fake magazine
    subscriptions to getting jobs in Silicon Valley with fake resumes, to
    pioneering antivirus software, to being arrested in the Caribbean for
    owning a private army.

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  • Gagan Singh Jarry 4 years ago

    Aren’t you guys forgetting the XPS and Alienware product series?

    Reply
  • LETHAL_097 4 years ago

    PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE.

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  • mike villa 4 years ago

    So this is what Mr S the substitute Teacher does when he isn’t talking
    about dress code violations in high schools.

    Reply
  • Jantelagen 4 years ago

    Got some real “Halt And Catch Fire”-vibes from this sketch

    Reply
  • simonriddick 4 years ago

    put will ferrell as the lead of this movie :p.

    Reply
  • GOH GAMER 4 years ago

    What happened to the video game reviews? I always looked forward to those.

    Reply
  • Peter Savad 4 years ago

    His acting could carry a movie..just needs the girl.

    Reply
  • diskette 4 years ago

    I love my Dell <3

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  • staindman00 4 years ago

    Please let this happend ! i would totally see it !

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  • Riza hariati 4 years ago

    Reminds me of my broken 7447 inspiron. Broken after fall from 45 cm height.
    Slompreeeet!!

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  • msgundam2 4 years ago

    at least it’s not a overpriced hipster gunk.

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  • wlgur8086k 4 years ago

    Dell is great company with XPS series and Venue tablets leading the market.
    Also Alienware is Dell’s. Why hate?

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  • codingkriggs 4 years ago

    I use a mac, and hate Dell for various reasons, but come on, this is so
    mean! Dell did do some great innovations.

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  • Christian Ulf 4 years ago

    Watching this on my 2015 XPS 13 with QHD touchscreen. The best laptop ever
    made.

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  • James Streeter 4 years ago

    I want to see this escalate into a full blown fight between Conan and Dell!
    like they send him a letter that says they saw this skit and were unamused,
    so now Conan is banned from buying Dell computers. He shows this letter on
    air and then launches into a segment where with the help a funny celebrity,
    he defies Dell: orders computers online under fake silly names, visits a
    local computer store that sells Dell computers and tried to convince them
    to not honor the ban and sell him a computer, maybe even visits Dell head
    quarters to try and convince the CEO to reverse the ban. it would be
    hilarious!

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  • Tong Zou (GuitarGamer44) 4 years ago

    The Dell XPS 13 and 15 are actually some of the best looking laptops
    around, with their bezel-less displays.

    Reply
  • GodlikeSinceBirth 4 years ago

    I don’t understand, dell in europe is actually really good.
    I have a dell venue 11 and that thing has few downsides, but i think its
    still great.

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  • Myster Shin Lin 4 years ago

    I totally regret buying a Dell XPS laptop.

    Reply
  • aumkar chandan 4 years ago

    Matt McCarthy!!!

    Reply
  • MrStensnask 4 years ago

    Dellicious

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  • Link Too 4 years ago

    It don’t matter, none ‘a dis matters

    Reply
  • C Whiting 4 years ago

    Dell Bloatware

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  • Jeremy Stam 4 years ago

    Watched this on my trusty Dell XPS desktop… still hilarious.

    Reply
  • Edgemaze 4 years ago

    PG 13? Is he going to have sex with those computers?

    Reply
  • MadRagax 4 years ago

    But no jeggings!

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  • RisseK1 4 years ago

    Well, thats what its like when you have a company that makes computers that
    makes sense.

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  • kyleahoff 4 years ago

    Laugh all you want, but since 2005 I’ve only owned 2 laptops, both Dell.
    Still using the one I bought in 2010 an hour or more every day. It’s nice
    not having to take your stuff to the mall every so often to get it fixed,
    like your common Apple user.

    Reply
  • William Öhman 4 years ago

    I usually don’t like Conan’s sketches, but this was hilarious

    Reply
  • Papparazzoo 4 years ago

    “don’t you want us to turn it on?” … “Nah, just start shipping.” too true

    Reply
  • Herman Quippen 4 years ago

    Dell Precision M series workstations master race checking in.

    Reply
  • TheGrimMartin 4 years ago

    Dell XPS is amazing though :(

    Reply
  • Jake Phipps 4 years ago

    this skit is beautiful, bravo! ?

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  • German Almaraz (Warex3d) 4 years ago

    Michael Dell is still alive

    Reply
  • IgnoreMyName 4 years ago

    This is shit? I mean PURE shit?

    Reply
  • Reyner Giovanni 4 years ago

    HAHA that was funny piece

    Reply
  • Nils C. 4 years ago

    This sooo true omg for realz

    Reply
  • MAN_ON_WHEELZ 4 years ago

    …as I watch this on a Dell…

    Reply
  • rebelrevolution22 4 years ago

    PC>MAC get at me mac can run programs for shit oh and ANDROID>IPHONE yeah
    call me a troll i would just call it making the right choice

    Reply
  • ansh dhote 4 years ago

    they used the comedian that night for the skit

    Reply
  • Danner Banks 4 years ago

    I like Dell…

    Reply

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