Football Party Patrol with Luke Bryan

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Published on December 2, 2019

Jimmy Fallon, Luke Bryan and The Roots’ Tariq Trotter crash a football party as the Party Patrol, bringing all the snacks needed to get your squad’s party out of control. Full lyrics below:

Luke/Tariq
We are the football party patrol
Getting your party out of control!
So when you need snacks for the big game,
Call the party patrol, we’ll save the day!

Luke
Got the wings marinating in the fridge

Tariq
With the sauce so hot it’ll burn your lips!

Luke
If you need a drink, well we’ve got ‘em all!

Tariq
Cheese curls, cheese puffs, and of course–

Luke/Tariq
Cheese balls!

Luke
Got a jersey on of your favorite player

Tariq
Got that dip made of seven layers!

Luke/Tariq
All our friends coming to this house,
Just use a napkin, don’t wipe on the couch!

Jimmy
And I brought fifteen pounds of cod,
I caught it in the sea with my fishing rod!
Cod is the perfect football snack,
Loaded with omega-3s, that’s the “good fat”

(speaking) sounds good, right? Guys?

Luke
Cool, but what about the chips and guac?
All I wanna do is eat that guac
I wish I could get paid in guac,
Avocado, jalapeño’s how I like to rock

Tariq
Then bop a jalapeño popper
Queso so hot it’s a popper shocker
Can’t get enough of these football snacks

Luke/Tariq
But it stinks like fish and that’s kinda wack!

Jimmy
That’s on account of the cod I brought
I put it the microwave to make it hot
The bad smell’s from the fishy steam
Crammed with phosphorus and protein

Luke
Maybe we can put the cod in the freezer?

Jimmy
Or we could eat it, that’d be easier!

Tariq
How about we put all the cod outside?

Jimmy
Sure, then I’ll bring more cod inside!

Luke
Maybe we could put the cod in the trash?

Jimmy
No! Nobody’s going to put the cod in the trash! Everybody is going to eat the cod because I brought it, and that’s the end of it! Kay? If someone brings a dish to a party, you try it. Ya try it! One bite! That’s the rule. That’s the party patrol politeness rule!

Tariq
So maybe we were too hard on the cod

Jimmy
Now you’re on your way to a killer bod

Luke
A football snack fresh from the sea

Jimmy
Dense white flesh? Yeah that’s for me!

Luke/Tariq/Jimmy
We are the football party patrol,
Getting your party out of control!
So if you need snacks for your squad
Call the party patrol, and we’ll bring the cod!

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20 comments

  • Elizabeth Smith 1 week ago

    Don’t do this, I’m tryna go to sleep

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  • Tony Whitesell 1 week ago

    Hilarious

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  • Elizabeth Smith 1 week ago

    Nobody:
    The comments: first

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  • Elle A 1 week ago

    Omg 😂

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  • New Message 1 week ago

    Somebody really, REALLY needs to justify that new boat.

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  • sagethesim Mccue 1 week ago

    Omg i can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂

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  • Angelica Flores 1 week ago

    Anyone else feel like they threw ASMR??? The chewing??? 😂😂

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  • KH HappY Channel 1 week ago

    very good video

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  • Sam 1 week ago

    I’d call but what’s the number? Does the Party Patrol have a website?

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  • Native 1 week ago

    Trump is a Child Rapist

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  • 1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content 1 week ago

    Made it 3 seconds, then paused and looked at comments 😂

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  • Maksymilian Keroz 1 week ago

    When you are so early that there are no funny comments

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  • youcometome9 1 week ago

    Cash On Delivery.

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  • Tracey Nukho 1 week ago

    Lol

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  • Adam Sandler 1 week ago

    Hey bud it’s your friend Adam Sandler that goatee throw is looking on point love you buddy Jimmy
    You were like 15 or 16 when you came in to see me oh when Adam sore the little Jimmy Fallon he said Sandman how do you do it Sandman teach me teach me Sandman now I’m getting embarrassed 😳😳🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭

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  • Jason Gastrich 1 week ago

    lol ya got the cod

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  • Javier Fernandez 1 week ago

    Seems fishy. But I’ll bite.

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  • Leshay5 1 week ago

    Now everyone go watch the Super bowl Shuffle for some more cool rhymes.

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  • Patrick Tinker 1 week ago

    To cure my OCD I need to say that wasn’t cod that was Grass Carp 😅😂

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  • Luzheladia Ramírez 1 week ago

    This was good very funny love you jimmy

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