Foghorn Leghorn Is One Disappointing Rooster

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Published on May 15, 2021

He says it’s completely normal and happens to every rooster. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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57 comments

  • michael fernandez 3 years ago

    “The Happy Looster Rooster”.

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  • 66Sixxy 3 years ago

    I’m betting the chicken shortage has a lot more to do with deregulation & tons of factory workers getting Covid.

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  • rascally rabbit 3 years ago

    I say I say it’s a time to make sum eggs

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  • Che Little 3 years ago

    I can do a better Leghorn Foghorn voice

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  • VaTreeGuy 3 years ago

    Absolute GOLD!!!

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  • Fourthgirl 3 years ago

    So ole Foggy has to take some little blue corn kernels.

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  • Jujen Shrestha 3 years ago

    Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
    And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

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  • Igor Schmidlapp 3 years ago

    Everybody knows that you need 2 bathtubs, too… ;-P

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  • Floating F 3 years ago

    That Foghorn voice was absolutely, I say, absolutely terrible!

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  • sᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ 3 years ago

    If “Leghorn” ain’t a euphemism, I say I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know what is!

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  • wesley rodgers 3 years ago

    Picked the wrong genetically altered rooster.

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  • NEGRO TRIBE 3 years ago

    Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
    And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn

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  • MonkeyJedi99 3 years ago

    Well maybe if big agri-business didn’t go so big on monoculture.

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  • Joe Gahan 3 years ago

    “I’m not joking.” I wish she was.

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  • Mick Jelsma 3 years ago

    A farmer with an underperforming rooster decided to try giving the bird some viagra one evening. The next morning he went out to the barn yard to find every one of the hens dead. He saw that vultures had started circling above and then he saw the rooster, who was also dead. Now he was stumped and started swearing, but before he got two words out the rooster open his eyes, pointed up and said “Shhh.”

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  • Change Time 3 years ago

    Shit hits the fan in Palestine
    Trevor Noah: let’s talk about it
    Stephen colbert: i’m blind

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  • ja weh 3 years ago

    I’m not american, but I follow american politics closely. now, I finally understand why people call john kennedy foghorn leghorn. 😀

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  • Mr. Bongs BurgH 3 years ago

    T shirts on sale now

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  • thexalon 3 years ago

    Since this is a long-term effect of Covid-19, maybe all the birds got sick.

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  • Kurt Arbuckle 3 years ago

    Cheers to whoever came up with this. Hilarious

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  • james eaton 3 years ago

    Yes .. Joe Biden and Kamal Harris america… border crisis’s… unemployment…gas shortage… lumber shortage… chicken wings shortage… middle east on fire… bill Maher with vaccine gets covid-19

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  • Deborah Kogan 3 years ago

    Oh, I loved this!

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  • Pinata Juju 3 years ago

    Sounds like a little steroids would help.

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  • G Hintz 3 years ago

    Oh look, it’s Senator John Kennedy.

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  • Derek Ho 2013's 3 years ago

    Underperforming rooster Stephen Colbert news awesomeness job opportunity

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  • citygirlro 3 years ago

    Time to embrace a vegetarian diet.

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  • edmasamo 3 years ago

    Absolute genius! This was a great cartoon growing up

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  • The Internaut 3 years ago

    This is actually fucking halarious

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  • Mirdeia 3 years ago

    Something, something… connection between monocrops, food shortages, and famines…

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  • Adamant Forge 3 years ago

    When the sketch plotline wasn’t far off from the original one.

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  • liane fehrle 3 years ago

    I asked my 18 year old if he remembered fog horn leghorn in the cartoons I had him watch as a kid. He said yes. As he got old enough to hold a phone I would put the old cartoons on I use to watch. Those times he watched and laughing out loud at them was music to my ears

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  • Succubusisis 3 years ago

    That one company’s choice can affect the supply market so much is a sign of antitrust regulation needed in Big Agro

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  • Spiral Breeze 3 years ago

    They should just got down to Key West there are ton of them down there.

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  • Molly Simmons 3 years ago

    How positively odd… the human statistics says the same thing.
    Lowest birth rate in a decade.

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  • mike mann songs 3 years ago

    i am sure this is obama’s fault somehow. thanks obama for running my run on KFC last night.

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  • kawmaster! 3 years ago

    Lmao

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  • bigraviolees 3 years ago

    Those roosters liked Barbra Streisand and showtunes

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  • Organon 3 years ago

    Birds just have a cloaca, Stephen.

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  • feanor70115 3 years ago

    Should have used a Lindsey Graham voice.

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  • Philoctetes 3 years ago

    The problem is that they select one chicken, and clone it. So now they have thousands of roosters they do not care for.

    They will kill every single male, and they may not even be used for consumption. The industrial farming practices in the US are truly horrific. The people whom work with chicken abuse them mercilessly.

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  • eric debord 3 years ago

    Wow. Something almost funny.
    Better fire that guy, don’t want people to think this is comedy show.

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  • Richie Cuna 3 years ago

    what u know about clemente son

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  • Richie Cuna 3 years ago

    plus checkens dont need roasters to make eggs jackasses

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  • Richie Cuna 3 years ago

    but they do need them to make chicks what a trip huh lol

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  • Jayson Cowan 3 years ago

    You have to just make a story up when your profiteering during a pandemic.

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  • skycat3 3 years ago

    Absolutely brilliant

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  • I.N.O. Productions Company 3 years ago

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaqaw haaaa who did THIS ??? Haaaaaa

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  • Professor Dogwood 3 years ago

    I think roosters have figured out that their cocking around is underappreciated by the hens. Essentially the roosters took the red pill and decided that they have other more important things to do than satisfy women.
    I’m happy for the roosters, they deserved some time to themselves to pursue their own hobbies, dreams, and careers without having to provide for a bunch of ungrateful, overbearing hens.

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  • Steve Jarvis 3 years ago

    Poultryalis HAHA!

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  • deviljon 3 years ago

    Terrible job on the voice.

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  • history ethics 3 years ago

    The biggest problem of the war vehicles offered by technology is the legitimation of the bombing of the civilian population. I think the Geneva convention should be reconsidered and the precautionary and criminal clauses related to how to limit the use of this new war technology should be determined. or it forces to be a party. So it doesn’t allow it to be yourself either. This should be considered a major crime. Action must be taken immediately, as a war crime has been committed.
    It seems to me that the old wars (the time when advanced technology was not developed) were more honest now … The civilian people were not on the battlefields, they were passing between armed soldiers.

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  • Lily Jade 3 years ago

    How can rooster do their job when confined and fed nothing good, human?

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  • Jack B 3 years ago

    I imagine he’s not feeling any amour for American matings rituals these days after seeing what Pepe is going through

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  • chemxfan 3 years ago

    “There’s not a lot of #fog left in my horn!”
    Someone give that writer a *RAISE*

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  • Arnold Sherrill 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Tyson actually uses some of this material in their advertising period, in order to explain the rise in the cost of chicken

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  • CONSENTOFTHEGOV 3 years ago

    Guarantee you one thing…. Foghorn Leghorn. Is no fucking progressive liberal..

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  • world citizen G 3 years ago

    I didn’t see any price changes on chicken at my Walmart…which is good news. If the price is up, I will just try to cut down on chicken, buy turkey sausage instead.

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