He says it’s completely normal and happens to every rooster. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
“The Happy Looster Rooster”.
I’m betting the chicken shortage has a lot more to do with deregulation & tons of factory workers getting Covid.
I say I say it’s a time to make sum eggs
I can do a better Leghorn Foghorn voice
So ole Foggy has to take some little blue corn kernels.
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
Everybody knows that you need 2 bathtubs, too… ;-P
That Foghorn voice was absolutely, I say, absolutely terrible!
If “Leghorn” ain’t a euphemism, I say I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know what is!
Picked the wrong genetically altered rooster.
Well maybe if big agri-business didn’t go so big on monoculture.
“I’m not joking.” I wish she was.
A farmer with an underperforming rooster decided to try giving the bird some viagra one evening. The next morning he went out to the barn yard to find every one of the hens dead. He saw that vultures had started circling above and then he saw the rooster, who was also dead. Now he was stumped and started swearing, but before he got two words out the rooster open his eyes, pointed up and said “Shhh.”
Shit hits the fan in Palestine
Trevor Noah: let’s talk about it
Stephen colbert: i’m blind
I’m not american, but I follow american politics closely. now, I finally understand why people call john kennedy foghorn leghorn. 😀
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Since this is a long-term effect of Covid-19, maybe all the birds got sick.
Cheers to whoever came up with this. Hilarious
Yes .. Joe Biden and Kamal Harris america… border crisis’s… unemployment…gas shortage… lumber shortage… chicken wings shortage… middle east on fire… bill Maher with vaccine gets covid-19
Oh, I loved this!
Sounds like a little steroids would help.
Oh look, it’s Senator John Kennedy.
Underperforming rooster Stephen Colbert news awesomeness job opportunity
Time to embrace a vegetarian diet.
Absolute genius! This was a great cartoon growing up
This is actually fucking halarious
Something, something… connection between monocrops, food shortages, and famines…
When the sketch plotline wasn’t far off from the original one.
I asked my 18 year old if he remembered fog horn leghorn in the cartoons I had him watch as a kid. He said yes. As he got old enough to hold a phone I would put the old cartoons on I use to watch. Those times he watched and laughing out loud at them was music to my ears
That one company’s choice can affect the supply market so much is a sign of antitrust regulation needed in Big Agro
They should just got down to Key West there are ton of them down there.
How positively odd… the human statistics says the same thing.
Lowest birth rate in a decade.
i am sure this is obama’s fault somehow. thanks obama for running my run on KFC last night.
Those roosters liked Barbra Streisand and showtunes
Birds just have a cloaca, Stephen.
Should have used a Lindsey Graham voice.
The problem is that they select one chicken, and clone it. So now they have thousands of roosters they do not care for.
They will kill every single male, and they may not even be used for consumption. The industrial farming practices in the US are truly horrific. The people whom work with chicken abuse them mercilessly.
Wow. Something almost funny.
Better fire that guy, don’t want people to think this is comedy show.
what u know about clemente son
plus checkens dont need roasters to make eggs jackasses
but they do need them to make chicks what a trip huh lol
You have to just make a story up when your profiteering during a pandemic.
Haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaqaw haaaa who did THIS ??? Haaaaaa
I think roosters have figured out that their cocking around is underappreciated by the hens. Essentially the roosters took the red pill and decided that they have other more important things to do than satisfy women.
I’m happy for the roosters, they deserved some time to themselves to pursue their own hobbies, dreams, and careers without having to provide for a bunch of ungrateful, overbearing hens.
Terrible job on the voice.
The biggest problem of the war vehicles offered by technology is the legitimation of the bombing of the civilian population. I think the Geneva convention should be reconsidered and the precautionary and criminal clauses related to how to limit the use of this new war technology should be determined. or it forces to be a party. So it doesn’t allow it to be yourself either. This should be considered a major crime. Action must be taken immediately, as a war crime has been committed.
It seems to me that the old wars (the time when advanced technology was not developed) were more honest now … The civilian people were not on the battlefields, they were passing between armed soldiers.
How can rooster do their job when confined and fed nothing good, human?
I imagine he’s not feeling any amour for American matings rituals these days after seeing what Pepe is going through
“There’s not a lot of #fog left in my horn!”
Someone give that writer a *RAISE*
I wouldn’t be surprised if Tyson actually uses some of this material in their advertising period, in order to explain the rise in the cost of chicken
Guarantee you one thing…. Foghorn Leghorn. Is no fucking progressive liberal..
I didn’t see any price changes on chicken at my Walmart…which is good news. If the price is up, I will just try to cut down on chicken, buy turkey sausage instead.
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