Florida’s Toxic Pond, New Corporate Taxes & Yahoo Answers’s Demise |The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Published on April 7, 2021

A toxic wastewater pond surrounded by radioactive material is about to collapse in Florida, President Biden’s Treasury Secretary wants a global corporate tax rate, and Yahoo Answers shuts down after 16 years. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Florida

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  • Raymon Vincent 2 weeks ago

    Bring Them Children Swimming At Local Tampa Bay Beaches & Eat Local Fresh Sea Food While Federal Agents Are Pumping Poison Into Their Future With Their Trade Mark Illegal Norcotics & Running Prostitution Rings Securing The Health & Will being Of Big Baby Government !

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  • The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just 2 weeks ago

    Well, the extreme response if nations refuse to sign on for a global minimum tax on corporations is to say that companies operating out of those countries either can’t do business in our country, or they get an extra tax, like a tariff, on them equal to the tax.

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  • ryefry 2 weeks ago

    Your American accent is scary on point.

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  • Annie Warbux 2 weeks ago

    What exactly will they DO with this toxic waste!!?? Here in NWI/ Illiana Wolf Lake Area, there has been some kind of a disaster dump into the waters. Fish, Duck, Geese, Swan and the reemerging endangered White Crane have taken a hit! Flocks of birds have DIED! I have yet to see a White Crane this Spring!! I know Human Life is more Important and all but, these Companies NEED to be held Accountable, for ALL OF THE DAMAGE they CREATE!!

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  • TheDapperDolphin 2 weeks ago

    “We need to stop this toxic waste from ruining our communities… by pouring it into the bay and other local waterways.” Sounds like a great plan.

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  • Deborah Blackshear 2 weeks ago

    Those stable genesis Florida Republicans party have been in control for over 16 years. Look at them crooks who don’t care about the people.

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  • Lady_Khaos 2 weeks ago

    Seriously why are they not building a purification plant?

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  • Dexter Morgan 2 weeks ago

    Soon there will be another Flint Michigan, thanks to another Republikkkan.

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  • m0s1a 2 weeks ago

    Is it Florida or Gotham he is talking about?

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  • Archie Morgan 2 weeks ago

    Murican logic: do we need to invest in education infrastructure or the environment? Not if we have enough guns we don’t

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  • Mae Anne Ngo 2 weeks ago

    So that’s why Godzilla went to Florida

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  • MegaCassie83 2 weeks ago

    Not surprising that they tell people to leave last minute and then lie and say the water is safe to drink. They have been poisoning our water killing may Indigenous people since 1492. I wish they would stop giving major companies corporate welfare.

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  • Unplugged 05030922 2 weeks ago

    Lol. I guess I should tell my hubby that his friends wedding in Florida is an even worse idea than I already thought.

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  • bootsofescaping01 2 weeks ago

    The only other person who treats radioactive waste like that is Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
    So that’s how florida is trying to get a huge piece of the infrastructure pie. I hope it does not work and they have to go to the businesses that pay no taxes for help.

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  • Steny Ethan Mathews 2 weeks ago

    Yummmm…mutant fish incoming

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  • Minx Cards 2 weeks ago

    “THE SIMPSONS”✨

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  • Ty Sylicus 2 weeks ago

    Okay, let’s go ahead and remove Florida now before their spread their stupidity to nearby states — just cut along the top boarder and let it sink into the ocean! 🙃

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  • Durban Funk 2 weeks ago

    “Put the shell away!”

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  • Hendrikus Scherphof 2 weeks ago

    The Netherlands: Let’s build a wall across the entire coastline to safe us from the water!
    USA: Let’s build a wall in the desert and make the water radioactive

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  • Commander-Wulf 2 weeks ago

    I remember being on yahoo answers when i was suicidally depressed, and i got a lot of nice answers that got me through, wholesome place.

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  • ConnieJMontford 2 weeks ago

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  • Harrison Shone 2 weeks ago

    Should’ve dumped the waste in Mar-a-lago.

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  • Carmen Greer 2 weeks ago

    On a serious note, Floridians need to think about the officials they are electing. Man, this is so very sad. I wish them well.

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  • Candace Parker 2 weeks ago

    1. Can we can actually get Bugs Bunny to cut Florida off of the country? 2. Tax them for thing they sell here. 3. Yahoo! has been dying for years. Just another step.

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  • OmegaForte 2 weeks ago

    The Bay sequel soon?

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  • happyfairyjerry 2 weeks ago

    From Michigan, maybe now flint doesn’t look so bad😅😂 but for real why can’t we have clean water

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  • Exploration Northwest 2 weeks ago

    Aim that toxic waste at another toxic waste site Mar a lago

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  • Alyssaurus 2 weeks ago

    Wait this toxic waste is very close to my house I didn’t expect it to make national news.

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  • Carol Landon 2 weeks ago

    Doesn’t southern America care about their living conditions? Are they so uneducated? Yup. Living for today. Voting for greedy , seedy representatives. Cutting educational funds in order to spawn more ignorance.

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  • Jennifer Cuddy 2 weeks ago

    It’s so moronic that middle class people who pay nearly 28% tax themselves, have been screaming in defiance of a comparable corporate tax rate to fix their dumpy roads and toxic wastewater killing them.

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  • 80530 2 weeks ago

    Florida hot dog opening…hilarious

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  • Jeremy Govender 2 weeks ago

    it seems the US was building the wrong wall 🙂

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  • Devansh 2 weeks ago

    Yahoo answers had so many questions for college. It hard carried so many grades

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  • Carol Landon 2 weeks ago

    Mar a Lago literally means “Sea to Lake”. As usual , Trump got it wrong. The toxic waste is going from “lake to sea” Typical Trump dyslexia.

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  • Madeline Hutton 2 weeks ago

    Yes, Janet gets it!!!!! 💜🇺🇲

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  • Akil Stokes 2 weeks ago

    What up Trevor love your comedy/news these jokes were noticeably not ur best work though…

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  • Pull my Finger 2 weeks ago

    I love blackcherry ice cream

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  • Nicola Ablett 2 weeks ago

    FLORIDA is an unsafe state in so many ways

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  • Mike Dude 2 weeks ago

    The sound is like 1990 again

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  • roxanna onuwa 2 weeks ago

    They recently enacted a law making it illegal to own large snakes or other reptiles that would be considered to be invasive and a danger to native wildlife. Yet they have no problem with toxic waste being on their land and in their waterways? This is despite there being responsible owners and breeders of the banned species. Yet turning everything radioactive is fine.

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  • Ylva Edina 2 weeks ago

    @comedycentral send the man a decent mic! He’s been working hard this whole terrible year and doing a great job.

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  • Jaye Bullock 2 weeks ago

    So the global corporate tax sounds awesome. What are some problems with it?

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  • ronald ocallaghan 2 weeks ago

    YA is going down But all my points…. boo

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  • eveningcook 2 weeks ago

    The pond’s water was crystal clear until DeSantis, Rubio and Matt Gaetz went swimming in it.

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  • Sarah Viola 2 weeks ago

    can you guys possibly look at your audio quality? old episodes sound normal but this one has an unpleasant high pitch under it if its raised too much. the sound quality is just worse all around w the new setting

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  • Jami Mayhew 2 weeks ago

    “Do you know what this means?”
    Somebody’s still playing Jumanji?

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  • Tamika Michelle 2 weeks ago

    Never heard of yahoo answers till now lol 😆

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  • bacncake 2 weeks ago

    How will mbmbam continue without yahoo answers?

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  • Big Glock Horizontal 2 weeks ago

    If you ever went to cyber school you know Yahoo Answers was one of the go-to sites to look for answers to your questions.

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  • virusgrav 2 weeks ago

    I live in the same county as that pond!

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  • sjbock 2 weeks ago

    Never heard of Yahoo Answers.

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  • Jessica Elyssa Rose 2 weeks ago

    I Love You ❣️ All the Writters too

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  • cavemancamping 2 weeks ago

    >>A toxic wastewater pond surrounded by radioactive material is about to collapse
    So, Yahoo Answers then?

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  • Just Meh 2 weeks ago

    The volume keeps decreasing as the video progresses

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  • SLiPCoR 2 weeks ago

    is it my end or is your audio quality a bit bad lately? Hope you get it sorted out. You sound like mp2s back in the day when we had nothing better than 128bps 😛

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  • 47 Hippo 2 weeks ago

    Who cares Lets stop racism first

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  • James Burk 2 weeks ago

    Considering our record of strafing nuclear waste barrels with machine gun fire off the coast of New Jersey i’d say toxic waste pond is at least a step in the right direction.

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  • 47 Hippo 2 weeks ago

    😂America carving the Cyberpunk world in front of our eyes, even look at our burgers lol even there coming in shinny bags lol

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  • Daniel Marsala 2 weeks ago

    I wish it break.

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  • Catness, Princess of the Void 2 weeks ago

    Actually, I live in a college town and have seen many bars liquor license revoked. The bar that doesn’t check ids gets shut down, permanently. And that’s how it’s done.

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  • Schro Bro 2 weeks ago

    Well done Florida looks like they half assed it like Texas does.

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  • Mei Zhou 2 weeks ago

    I doubt it will ever happen but a global corporate tax rate is 💯💯💯👍👍👍

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  • Nameless NPC 2 weeks ago

    I completely forgot about yahoo answers.

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  • shawn patt 2 weeks ago

    I get nervous when i hear global.

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  • Dell Media 2 weeks ago

    “aging reservoir” says it all 🙁

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  • Jo Mo 2 weeks ago

    We can still boycott products or country’s exports personally

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  • Ryann K 2 weeks ago

    Corporations “move” to other states for better tax rates all the time don’t they?

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  • zirak93 - 2 2 weeks ago

    No, Yahoo’s answer is going away. In fact, some logical and knowledgeable questions have been asked, like how long is bicycle marathon. 😛

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  • Mimi Boucher 2 weeks ago

    Who killed which kid?

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  • Mr. Bitcoin 2 weeks ago

    BITCOIN

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  • Mr. Bitcoin 2 weeks ago

    I shared this video on my site.

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  • Anthoney Livingston 2 weeks ago

    I hope it does

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  • Giovanni Bazile 2 weeks ago

    Makes me wonder if “ask jeeves” is still active

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  • Robert Zawarski 2 weeks ago

    Florida’s toxic pond, or, just Florida.

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  • temseti0 2 weeks ago

    What I dont get is why isnt there a law along the lines of “If you sell products and/or services in our country, you are subject to taxes on those sales. If you are listed on OUR stock exchanges, you are subject to OUR tax laws”

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  • curious hmm 2 weeks ago

    oh my gosh she does look like she could have taught at hogarts.

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  • Seleena Y-T 2 weeks ago

    Oh, it’s so sad about Yahoo Answers… I haven’t been on the site for over 10 years, but it was helpful at one point….

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  • Vito -B 2 weeks ago

    I have worked in a phosphate plant in Florida.
    The waste is not surrounded by radioactive material. The waste IS a radioactive material. The radioactive materials were removed from the phosphate and dumped in the pond. The waste solids fall to the bottom and the pond dries. The process repeats itself and the pond might end up on top of a hill after a few years. That hill is the waste gypsum. When the mountain reaches about 100 feet or so, it gets covered in grass and looks like a nice hill. The only hills in Florida.

    Sometimes hurricanes breach the pond and the liquid waste ends up say in the alafia River and carried into the Tampa Bay area, causing outrage. For some reason, it dies out after a few weeks and some assurances from the governor that it’s an innocuous waste.
    Fertilizers are a big source of income in Florida. I don’t see how the fertilizer plants the would be closed as they pump money into entire communities in the state… And I am sure, a few politicians.

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  • 58 fregate 2 weeks ago

    A worldwide corporation taxe proposed by the US. It’s weird years ago when some European countries proposed it, it was swiftly dismissed by the US, now they propose it as if their idea? I guess they see now how much money they’re loosing to some other countries…

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  • Experimentando en la cocina 2 weeks ago

    Please Daily Show Editors, raise the volume of the videos a little more, I can barely hear the sound on my PC headphones. Thanks

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  • Jan Waldner 2 weeks ago

    The truth is Yahoo Answers die because Google wouldn’t redirect you to their page.

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  • corynardin 2 weeks ago

    An ounce of prevention or a pond of cure.

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  • leopardshadow333 2 weeks ago

    Obv the solution to the florida problem is a giant plastic dome. We all saw the simpsons movie

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  • michellejean11 2 weeks ago

    Toxic water in a toxic state.

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  • bigwheelsturning 2 weeks ago

    Make all the corporate executives live in the countries that they say they are based in.

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  • Ali Hashmi 2 weeks ago

    I got so much homework done on Yahoo Answers. Guess Quora and Reddit taking over

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  • Immortal Asirpa 2 weeks ago

    Hey, Florida, we’ll see you a toxic waste pond and raise you a decommissioned nuclear production complex. Hanford Reservation in Washington State. We’re still trying to clean up the plutonium from the bomb the US dropped on Nagasaki in WWII 😬

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  • CJ 2 weeks ago

    Global corporate taxes. Love it. Global gazillionaire tax to follow

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  • Jay Roberts Jr 2 weeks ago

    Not half as funny without the laugh track.

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  • A.M. vlog 2 weeks ago

    The toxic waste situation is horrible ,but also sounds like someone’s attempt to pull a Shawshank

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  • PPV 2 weeks ago

    Global minimum tax idea is as dumb as potato batteries.

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  • 88cameras 2 weeks ago

    And thus the the origin of the swamp monster has begun!

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  • Kevin Thomas 2 weeks ago

    Toxic waste pond?
    Affordable waterfront property in Florida!

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  • Jen Klen 2 weeks ago

    When all the YouTube drama is personified into a radioactive flood 😬😂

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  • WhatMyNameIs 2 weeks ago

    Everything will go up in price, hopefully pay will follow without shortly followed by inflation

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  • Jun Moreno 2 weeks ago

    So this is how The Toxic Avenger reboot happens.

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  • r000ty 2 weeks ago

    No Florida men trying to aquire superpowers by diving in the pond yet? Maybe there’s still hope.

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  • Random Guy 2 weeks ago

    Let’s give Florida to Cuba

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  • Smart Recovery 2 weeks ago

    That number should B global 7% in honor of illimanating debt

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  • Joseph Unson 2 weeks ago

    Republicans to Georgians: It’s OK to give water to voters in line so long as the water came from Florida ponds.

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  • vikas nayak 2 weeks ago

    Trevor Noah is not funny

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  • Ash 2 weeks ago

    Fun fact, Mark Zuckerberg essentially got paid by the same banks that were bailed out in 2008 to buy his >$5 MM house in Palo Alto. So, in effect, it is like a Billionaire living at home with their parent…while paying fewer taxes than the 99.99999%.

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  • Delovely 1 2 weeks ago

    Too bad gop didnt focus on. Infrastructure…couldnt have happened to a nicer state

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  • Priscilla Wilson 2 weeks ago

    Yahoo Answers is where 40+-years-old folk go to be very clever indeed.

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  • Adam Robert Rassi 2 weeks ago

    Are any of the tax havens even G20 countries? How about closing some loopholes back here in the States.

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  • Jessica Anderson 2 weeks ago

    state so toxic its overflowing

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  • Daniel Moore 2 weeks ago

    Floridaman will get powers

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  • Anthony Pompliano 2 weeks ago

    Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

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  • Sumaiya Binte Emaz 2 weeks ago

    Now you guys would face what 3rd world countries face on a daily basis, that should put things into perspective.

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  • StarTrekReference 2 weeks ago

    But without Yahoo answers where will I go to find out how babby is formed or how girl get pregnant?

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  • Baron Warborn 2 weeks ago

    But when can we walk on the sun!!??!!!

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  • Advasity33 2 weeks ago

    5:28 who knew you would be able to make me spit coffee over my laptop

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  • TheCurlsCrazy 2 weeks ago

    why are here not more comments about the global tax? that is a really big deal!

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  • Mariam R. 2 weeks ago

    Zombie apocalypse is next, 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • B Dobroth 2 weeks ago

    Wow! Unionizing the Global Tax Rate?? So Robin Hood-esque. Better stop this now, how will we live without corruption?

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  • Alison Watkins 2 weeks ago

    When the water, plants and animals are all toxic, humans can not eat money.

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  • Pedro Pinheiro Augusto 2 weeks ago

    Minimum tax rate: best tax idea ever.

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  • DeAnn S 2 weeks ago

    Retired Hogwarts Professor! You are so funny. Loved it.

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  • Jillian Martin 2 weeks ago

    dont worry yahoo, we have reddit.

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  • Max Rona 2 weeks ago

    Praying for MBMBAM in this difficult time

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  • Callsign Starbuck Viper Dragon 2 weeks ago

    How is babby formed?

    How girl get pragnent?

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  • coolboykev1 2 weeks ago

    They just understood that there should be a global corporate tax law?

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  • MrHan 2 weeks ago

    Florida Alligators + Radioactive Water = Godzilla. Just sayin…

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