Florida Will Beat Covid By Testing Less | Drivers Still Stranded In Snow On I-95

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Published on January 4, 2022

Florida’s surgeon general announced the state’s new plan to combat the Omicron wave: stop testing so much. Further north, drivers on Interstate 95 in Virginia were still stuck in their cars on Tuesday evening after a storm left thousands of cars stuck in the snow. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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24 comments

  • Rowynne Crowley 7 months ago

    Also also, who the fuck do you think created Covid. If you believe God created the universe, then you also have to accept that he created Covid as well.

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  • Barney Gordon 7 months ago

    the more you test the more you will get covid. it will own your life becasue God wants it do own your life

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  • Michael Datuin 7 months ago

    “SLOW THE TESTING DOWN PLEASE!!!” – That trump guy

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  • Richard Cantin 7 months ago

    Apple with that much money and still trying to scam us on upgrading storage!!

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  • No Soup For You 7 months ago

    Hope AOC did not bring any of that NY Covid to sabotage FL…..

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  • Ewen Chan 7 months ago

    I wonder how long it will be before other states are going to ban Floridians from entering their state?

    lol…..

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  • Dave Wraptastic 7 months ago

    A 900 dollar phone that cant open webm files, cant be jailbreaked and cant even charge and plug in earphones at the same time, gee i wonder how they got so rich. Stop buying their garbage products morons.

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  • Anwar Crutchfield 7 months ago

    I think Ron Johnson brought up very good points.

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  • TheRealVenna 7 months ago

    It is so infuriating when anti-vaxxers try to sound smart, but really have no idea how our immune systems, nor vaccines, work! It’s like priming a pump! The priming doesn’t render to pump useless, it doesn’t take over the pump, it makes the pump work more efficiently! Sure, you could take your chances with ‘natural’ immunity, and catch the disease, but if you prime the immune system first before getting exposed, your immune system already knows how to fight it. If you do get sick, it is going to be much milder, and shorter lived than getting the disease. Plus, without priming, the well may run dry one day! Then you’re dead.

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  • J Lovejoy 7 months ago

    Ron, we’ve never had morgues in hospital parking lots…… In 100+ years…..

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  • Elvira Canaveral 7 months ago

    It’s not a Virus it’s a FEATURE.

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  • 4BetaMale2 7 months ago

    10:00
    Foxconn is the company in China that makes all the iPhone stuff.
    Foxconn had to install chain link nets all around its building.
    The average Chinese worker works 996, that’s 9:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. 6 days a week. At about $4 an hour.
    People were so distraught and so desperate that they started jumping out of the windows at the foxconn building. Can you say “Splat”.

    Yeah it doesn’t do well for the world to know that the Chinese workers would rather kill themselves than to make iPhones.

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  • Michael Shigetani 7 months ago

    Frak. Someone; please lock up Stella Immanual. If you’re wondering she was one of the first to push hydroxiclorquine (I know I spelled it wrong). She’s a medical doctor turned faith healer / grifter. She’s also one of the doctors that believes in demons and witches. Though it’s possible that Floridia’s surgeon general believed that separately.

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  • Mr.Dragon Crypto 7 months ago

    We should maybe stop treating the unvaxxed. They are self culling.

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  • vash121086 7 months ago

    Florida is one place not to travel to unless you’re a virus looking for a one night stand with covid-19. I mean seriously Florida’s governor and the health guy need to grow a freaking brain. Florida is becoming the ground zero for new covid variants. And the burn on Ron Johnson was great.

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  • Virginia Tyree 7 months ago

    How’d those “dr.s” get through school? Thanks for posting. Welcome to 2022 & stay safe everyone. v

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  • El Pichichi 7 months ago

    I bet all the students in Florida don’t fail their exams, because they never take them.

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  • Pamela Cass 7 months ago

    So…is it cheaper to die and be buried in Florida then? Between the under inspected building collapses, the under reported covid cases, and the vicious hurricanes accompanied by the occasional tornado, oh, and the occasional snow storm, I fail to see the attraction of Florida.

    I know…I’m the only one wondering…

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  • Saltysleigh 7 months ago

    Its Virginia, exactly how freaking far is it between exits. My happy azz would’ve hiked out of there.

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  • Brian Dill 7 months ago

    Dongles? Don’t buy a phone without a headphone jack.

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