0:07 – This product really works, even for those who _don’t_ suffer from Foxitis. I suffer from a condition called Brain Cells, and hearing Fox and watching Trump speeches caused numerous symptoms such as headaches, nausea, seeing red, broken furniture and appliances, high blood pressure, depression, and more. Then I tried “Off” and my life was changed for the better, thanks “Off!”
I gave the F off to them a long time ago when they went over board with that last so called president. I won’t watch ‘anything’ related to Fox any more, not even the neat car chases!
I want the seditionists to name the hosts and commentators on Fox who influenced them the most and bring them to justice. Fox can’t give testimony or stand trial.
Like with “affluenca”, anyone citing “foxitis” should be sentenced to psychiatric care until they are willing to recant their excuse, accept responsibility, and serve the time their crimes deserve in a regular jail.
But, as with the affluenca kid, I suspect they’ll be let go with a suspended sentence, and can only hope they follow in his footsteps and end up spending a week or two in Mexican jail before being extradited back to the US and finally serve a – still pathetically short – regular prison sentence.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. I suspect regular Fox News viewers chew a lot of gum. This, along with avoiding breathing through their nose, makes the Fox viewer easily identifiable. Another good reason for social distancing.
Yeah, but the blister is having to pay my cable company every month for it cuz it’s included in my cable “package”. (why, oh why, can’t I just subscribe to what I watch on cable?…..so much less bureaucracy)
I heard some info on another channel which lead me to comment. Like many I used to love Stephen Colbert back in the beginning before he even had a show. I can laugh at myself and even good comedy about my own beliefs or those I do not support but eventually I stopped watching. You just weren’t funny anymore Stephen! You simply became part of an agenda which basically attacked everyone with a differing opinion. It’s been very rewarding to hear of the downfall of you and your other late night brethren. I got rid of my TV years ago, I never support Sport, Series (what we used to call tv), Liberal Media (really not much if any network or consumable broadcast news) in case you were about to dismiss me as a Fox News, Trump fan boy. I certainly do not support Movie and especially not sports Stars. I know I’m lumping a silent majority of those who do not abuse their access to the public in with those who do but these groups should be “policing” themselves. OH Jeese! I didn’t mean to use the P word!! Don’t Cancel my livelihood and destroy my family now!! lol
I have an internet connection and that’s it! I got rid of FB in Jan for the second time in a decade, for good this time. I never saw what value others see in Twitter and as for Instagram, hahaha are you kidding! I use Brave only Chrome for Gmail and Youtube I’m taking back control of my personal info and choose to search out, research and confirm my own news information.
I wish you all failure in your future for dismissing the freedom which made North American such a huge success in order to tell everyone who doesn’t agree with you that they are wrong!
I know none of you will see true hardship because of your decline but one can always hope! lol Although I am sure North American and the world will suffer for what you have allowed yourself to become part of. I also believe or at least hope that reason will return one day in the future. I don’t know how or if it is possible to ever repair what your medium has become? I hope so but really think your medium, entertainment, news and otherwise will ultimately be remembered for your own destruction.
One day perhaps our access to information will be instant and true!
That’s a utopia I dream of.
Wait a minute! Where is the long list of potential side effects from taking “Off”. Lower anxiety, improved vision, better circulation and muscle tone, etc. Get those writers back to do a follow up video or I’m going to have to report you.
I’m afraid that too many Americans nowadays need the “critical thinking” premium to be able to afford “off”, just as they did to afford “mute” and “change the channel”. And unfortunately, their publicly funded educational system doesn’t cover that.
You know what, I hope those lawyers that came up with this defense win, because then if we recognize it as a disease, we can start regulating the cause.
When I read that the rioter’s lawyer tried that defense I thought it was a joke.
Can you imagine being so stupid that you would think that is a valid defense for breaking windows in our Capitol and beating police with flagpoles and bear spray?
Im too stupid to know Fox is lying to me for 6 months? Good luck with that one.
Do they want to claim Fox News propaganda is an instigator? Reading tabloids doesn’t cause you to go crazy. If you believe it, you just become a conspiracy theorist and then you seem crazy.
The insurrectionists were marching under the rally cry of Professor Cheeto no matter what lies they claim. They chose to betray their country and attack the Capitol.
I once worked for a company that had Fox News on 24 hours a day in their break rooms. I didn’t even know that there were so many show hosts on Fox until that job.
Watch CNN…they make having no healthcare plan more fun.
Replyunfoxmycablebox
ReplyTucker Carcenoma….lmao
ReplyIn Britain, there’s a variant of Foxitis called Daily Mailitis. And a particularly nasty strain is called Morganitis.
Reply0:07 – This product really works, even for those who _don’t_ suffer from Foxitis. I suffer from a condition called Brain Cells, and hearing Fox and watching Trump speeches caused numerous symptoms such as headaches, nausea, seeing red, broken furniture and appliances, high blood pressure, depression, and more. Then I tried “Off” and my life was changed for the better, thanks “Off!”
ReplyThis medicine is as important as the Covid vaccines.
ReplyShit’s contagious too. I wonder if there’s a vaccine for it, or do you have to take the pill as preventative medicine?
ReplyHilarious!
ReplyThat Tucker carcinoma symptom is great
ReplyPriceless
ReplyKayleigh McAnalcyst
ReplyI’ve always suspected Fox was actually a disease.
ReplyI had Foxitis, but I developed Affluenza, so I couldn’t tell what was right or wrong either… ;-P
Replywhen mute and change the channel just aren’t strong enough to cut off the disease
ReplyUnfoxmycablebox – to sign up to disrupt the cable / fox revenue stream
ReplyI thought this was going to be about attractive celebrities saying ugly things.
Replyyup…its that simple. and its free healthcare.
ReplyI gave the F off to them a long time ago when they went over board with that last so called president. I won’t watch ‘anything’ related to Fox any more, not even the neat car chases!
ReplyWe need a Foxectomy!
ReplyMy Covid vaccination cured my Foxitis.
ReplyI want the seditionists to name the hosts and commentators on Fox who influenced them the most and bring them to justice. Fox can’t give testimony or stand trial.
Replyah yes, and fox is still allowed to call themself a news agency… why, exactly?
Reply*comedy gold!*
ReplyI tried OFF several years ago and have never been happier. Thanks OFF!
ReplyMy smile for the day. Thanks late show
ReplyI call it “Foxed Up.”
ReplyLike with “affluenca”, anyone citing “foxitis” should be sentenced to psychiatric care until they are willing to recant their excuse, accept responsibility, and serve the time their crimes deserve in a regular jail.
ReplyBut, as with the affluenca kid, I suspect they’ll be let go with a suspended sentence, and can only hope they follow in his footsteps and end up spending a week or two in Mexican jail before being extradited back to the US and finally serve a – still pathetically short – regular prison sentence.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. I suspect regular Fox News viewers chew a lot of gum. This, along with avoiding breathing through their nose, makes the Fox viewer easily identifiable. Another good reason for social distancing.
ReplyLMAO. The cure was where I laughed out loud.
ReplyNah. They should contact the NRA for treatment
ReplyYeah, but the blister is having to pay my cable company every month for it cuz it’s included in my cable “package”. (why, oh why, can’t I just subscribe to what I watch on cable?…..so much less bureaucracy)
ReplyMcAnalcyst…. giggity.
ReplyTrouble is, this is the station where haters get their daily dose of venom.
ReplyThe people in this comments section should be working for Colbert!!!!
ReplyNot even a new thing. Watch Jen Senko’s “The Brainwashing of My Dad” from 2015.
ReplyThe judges better not believe this crap. Every insurrectionist deserves death. Treasonous monsters.
ReplyI tell my mental health clients this all the time!
ReplyFUXnews. the network that brought you DOOSHY, SHAMmity, killMEad, pucker, BARForomo, PEErow, macNcheesy…
ReplyLast one should be more like Seanital Hannitywarts
ReplyWhat, no Dana Perinotonitis?
ReplyThat’s hilarious, and on the money. Now, let’s recognize that the phrase Fox “News” Channel should never be said without air quotes (” “).
ReplyAlways remember to gently clean the foxitis site with a little alcohol and a fresh Constitution swab.
ReplyI have a simple solution. Change the channel to MSNBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, BBC, PBS or watch The Weather Channel. It worked for me!
ReplyJust say no to dopes.
ReplyI heard some info on another channel which lead me to comment. Like many I used to love Stephen Colbert back in the beginning before he even had a show. I can laugh at myself and even good comedy about my own beliefs or those I do not support but eventually I stopped watching. You just weren’t funny anymore Stephen! You simply became part of an agenda which basically attacked everyone with a differing opinion. It’s been very rewarding to hear of the downfall of you and your other late night brethren. I got rid of my TV years ago, I never support Sport, Series (what we used to call tv), Liberal Media (really not much if any network or consumable broadcast news) in case you were about to dismiss me as a Fox News, Trump fan boy. I certainly do not support Movie and especially not sports Stars. I know I’m lumping a silent majority of those who do not abuse their access to the public in with those who do but these groups should be “policing” themselves. OH Jeese! I didn’t mean to use the P word!! Don’t Cancel my livelihood and destroy my family now!! lol
ReplyI have an internet connection and that’s it! I got rid of FB in Jan for the second time in a decade, for good this time. I never saw what value others see in Twitter and as for Instagram, hahaha are you kidding! I use Brave only Chrome for Gmail and Youtube I’m taking back control of my personal info and choose to search out, research and confirm my own news information.
I wish you all failure in your future for dismissing the freedom which made North American such a huge success in order to tell everyone who doesn’t agree with you that they are wrong!
I know none of you will see true hardship because of your decline but one can always hope! lol Although I am sure North American and the world will suffer for what you have allowed yourself to become part of. I also believe or at least hope that reason will return one day in the future. I don’t know how or if it is possible to ever repair what your medium has become? I hope so but really think your medium, entertainment, news and otherwise will ultimately be remembered for your own destruction.
One day perhaps our access to information will be instant and true!
That’s a utopia I dream of.
I have Boneitis, I can’t afford to get Foxitis.
ReplyThe 19 dislikes are form people that have Foxitis and they are too embarrassed to admit it!
ReplyTake the red pill !!!
ReplyWait a minute! Where is the long list of potential side effects from taking “Off”. Lower anxiety, improved vision, better circulation and muscle tone, etc. Get those writers back to do a follow up video or I’m going to have to report you.
ReplyI’m afraid that too many Americans nowadays need the “critical thinking” premium to be able to afford “off”, just as they did to afford “mute” and “change the channel”. And unfortunately, their publicly funded educational system doesn’t cover that.
ReplySomebody should send the vid to Gutfeld so he can see actual comedy.
ReplyHow do you fix OANN and Maxnews Itis? These 2 are as bad as or worse than Fox.
ReplyTRUMPISM=CULT.
ReplyDid you know that Foxitis triggers Hemroitis of the mouth? It closes one end forcing it to spill out the other.
ReplyYou know what, I hope those lawyers that came up with this defense win, because then if we recognize it as a disease, we can start regulating the cause.
ReplyI have been a content Fukitol user for years! If life just blows, Fukitol.
ReplyZOMG… Blood in your Doocy… i just can’t breath!!!
ReplyIf it were only that easy.
ReplyPlz plz plz make those symptoms trend. I would feel some hope to see these re-brandings take. It can happen. Take “Lyin’ Ted.”
ReplyCould continuous exposure to Breitbart be seen as some kind of variant?
ReplyThe next video that was recommended/popped up after this one? “A mortician answers all of your questions.” And I watched it, and it was good!
Replylook up: the brainwashing of my father” (by fox news)
ReplyThe only vaccine against Foxitis is called EDUCATION!
ReplyThis is too good! My favorite? Kaleigh McAnalcyst.
ReplyIf only it were that simple to deprogram the Fox News indoctrinated masses.
ReplyBlood in your doocy. I’m dying.
Replyfunny af names. haha.
ReplyWhen I read that the rioter’s lawyer tried that defense I thought it was a joke.
ReplyCan you imagine being so stupid that you would think that is a valid defense for breaking windows in our Capitol and beating police with flagpoles and bear spray?
Im too stupid to know Fox is lying to me for 6 months? Good luck with that one.
Kayleighmcanalcyst
ReplySo the Ainsley is the only thing that swells when you have foxitis?
ReplyDo they want to claim Fox News propaganda is an instigator? Reading tabloids doesn’t cause you to go crazy. If you believe it, you just become a conspiracy theorist and then you seem crazy.
ReplyThe insurrectionists were marching under the rally cry of Professor Cheeto no matter what lies they claim. They chose to betray their country and attack the Capitol.
I once worked for a company that had Fox News on 24 hours a day in their break rooms. I didn’t even know that there were so many show hosts on Fox until that job.
ReplyJust another bullshit “disease” to avoid taking responsibility for their criminal actions; like “affluenza”.
ReplyLOCK THEM UP!!
Okay it has been hit and miss but this was Hit&&
ReplyThis made me laugh so hard.
ReplyAm I the only one waiting for Fox News to be labelled a hate-based organization? Not kidding!
ReplyThe writers deserve a fucking Emmy for this omg
ReplyI discussed what situations would lead me to assassinating Stephen Harper…
I watch a lot of CNN.
If I do eventually “snap” you can blame Jake Tapper.
ReplyThankfully, I’ve had the common sense to avoid FOXITIS! But I had been diagnosed once with a Wolf Blister.
ReplySC Johnson. A family company.
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