Fix Your Foxitis With This One Simple Trick

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  • Glen Bolderson 3 years ago

    Watch CNN…they make having no healthcare plan more fun.

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  • Matthew Gordon 3 years ago

    unfoxmycablebox

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  • Amy Sorrell 3 years ago

    Tucker Carcenoma….lmao

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  • Jenny b 3 years ago

    In Britain, there’s a variant of Foxitis called Daily Mailitis. And a particularly nasty strain is called Morganitis.

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  • TheTaintedWisdom 3 years ago

    0:07 – This product really works, even for those who _don’t_ suffer from Foxitis. I suffer from a condition called Brain Cells, and hearing Fox and watching Trump speeches caused numerous symptoms such as headaches, nausea, seeing red, broken furniture and appliances, high blood pressure, depression, and more. Then I tried “Off” and my life was changed for the better, thanks “Off!”

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  • Eduardo Ribeiro 3 years ago

    This medicine is as important as the Covid vaccines.

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  • Ketsueki Kumori 3 years ago

    Shit’s contagious too. I wonder if there’s a vaccine for it, or do you have to take the pill as preventative medicine?

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  • Swiss Kiwi 3 years ago

    Hilarious!

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  • * BeckStar * 3 years ago

    That Tucker carcinoma symptom is great

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  • Joshua 3 years ago

    Priceless

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  • james melemede 3 years ago

    Kayleigh McAnalcyst

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  • RedStretchLimo 3 years ago

    I’ve always suspected Fox was actually a disease.

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  • Igor Schmidlapp 3 years ago

    I had Foxitis, but I developed Affluenza, so I couldn’t tell what was right or wrong either… ;-P

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  • ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 years ago

    when mute and change the channel just aren’t strong enough to cut off the disease

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  • okimotdm 3 years ago

    Unfoxmycablebox – to sign up to disrupt the cable / fox revenue stream

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  • Stephen Riggs 3 years ago

    I thought this was going to be about attractive celebrities saying ugly things.

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  • Yashi Stampedes 3 years ago

    yup…its that simple. and its free healthcare.

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  • Barry Young 3 years ago

    I gave the F off to them a long time ago when they went over board with that last so called president. I won’t watch ‘anything’ related to Fox any more, not even the neat car chases!

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  • Robert Guildner 3 years ago

    We need a Foxectomy!

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  • Lanie Parker 3 years ago

    My Covid vaccination cured my Foxitis.

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  • Bonnie Poole 3 years ago

    I want the seditionists to name the hosts and commentators on Fox who influenced them the most and bring them to justice. Fox can’t give testimony or stand trial.

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  • Romantic Outlaw 3 years ago

    ah yes, and fox is still allowed to call themself a news agency… why, exactly?

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  • Douglas Harley 3 years ago

    *comedy gold!*

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  • Chuck Stark 3 years ago

    I tried OFF several years ago and have never been happier. Thanks OFF!

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  • Betch Face 3 years ago

    My smile for the day. Thanks late show

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  • Bigfoot Anthropologist 3 years ago

    I call it “Foxed Up.”

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  • Siathuan 3 years ago

    Like with “affluenca”, anyone citing “foxitis” should be sentenced to psychiatric care until they are willing to recant their excuse, accept responsibility, and serve the time their crimes deserve in a regular jail.
    But, as with the affluenca kid, I suspect they’ll be let go with a suspended sentence, and can only hope they follow in his footsteps and end up spending a week or two in Mexican jail before being extradited back to the US and finally serve a – still pathetically short – regular prison sentence.

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  • General Public 3 years ago

    TV is chewing gum for the eyes. I suspect regular Fox News viewers chew a lot of gum. This, along with avoiding breathing through their nose, makes the Fox viewer easily identifiable. Another good reason for social distancing.

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  • Racso T. 3 years ago

    LMAO. The cure was where I laughed out loud.

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  • Maurice Guiney 3 years ago

    Nah. They should contact the NRA for treatment

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  • floief 3 years ago

    Yeah, but the blister is having to pay my cable company every month for it cuz it’s included in my cable “package”. (why, oh why, can’t I just subscribe to what I watch on cable?…..so much less bureaucracy)

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  • Polgasting 3 years ago

    McAnalcyst…. giggity.

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  • Ima Tugwaddle 3 years ago

    Trouble is, this is the station where haters get their daily dose of venom.

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  • Ima Tugwaddle 3 years ago

    The people in this comments section should be working for Colbert!!!!

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  • croc glox 3 years ago

    Not even a new thing. Watch Jen Senko’s “The Brainwashing of My Dad” from 2015.

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  • K 3 years ago

    The judges better not believe this crap. Every insurrectionist deserves death. Treasonous monsters.

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  • kassia pencek 3 years ago

    I tell my mental health clients this all the time!

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  • Darth Virgin 3 years ago

    FUXnews. the network that brought you DOOSHY, SHAMmity, killMEad, pucker, BARForomo, PEErow, macNcheesy…

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  • Gustavo Max 3 years ago

    Last one should be more like Seanital Hannitywarts

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  • Forest Fifer 3 years ago

    What, no Dana Perinotonitis?

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  • PCBacklash _ 3 years ago

    That’s hilarious, and on the money. Now, let’s recognize that the phrase Fox “News” Channel should never be said without air quotes (” “).

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  • Jesse Riley 3 years ago

    Always remember to gently clean the foxitis site with a little alcohol and a fresh Constitution swab.

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  • SouthwesternEagle 3 years ago

    I have a simple solution. Change the channel to MSNBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, BBC, PBS or watch The Weather Channel. It worked for me!

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  • Kathi Arledge 3 years ago

    Just say no to dopes.

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  • autonomousish 3 years ago

    I heard some info on another channel which lead me to comment. Like many I used to love Stephen Colbert back in the beginning before he even had a show. I can laugh at myself and even good comedy about my own beliefs or those I do not support but eventually I stopped watching. You just weren’t funny anymore Stephen! You simply became part of an agenda which basically attacked everyone with a differing opinion. It’s been very rewarding to hear of the downfall of you and your other late night brethren. I got rid of my TV years ago, I never support Sport, Series (what we used to call tv), Liberal Media (really not much if any network or consumable broadcast news) in case you were about to dismiss me as a Fox News, Trump fan boy. I certainly do not support Movie and especially not sports Stars. I know I’m lumping a silent majority of those who do not abuse their access to the public in with those who do but these groups should be “policing” themselves. OH Jeese! I didn’t mean to use the P word!! Don’t Cancel my livelihood and destroy my family now!! lol
    I have an internet connection and that’s it! I got rid of FB in Jan for the second time in a decade, for good this time. I never saw what value others see in Twitter and as for Instagram, hahaha are you kidding! I use Brave only Chrome for Gmail and Youtube I’m taking back control of my personal info and choose to search out, research and confirm my own news information.
    I wish you all failure in your future for dismissing the freedom which made North American such a huge success in order to tell everyone who doesn’t agree with you that they are wrong!
    I know none of you will see true hardship because of your decline but one can always hope! lol Although I am sure North American and the world will suffer for what you have allowed yourself to become part of. I also believe or at least hope that reason will return one day in the future. I don’t know how or if it is possible to ever repair what your medium has become? I hope so but really think your medium, entertainment, news and otherwise will ultimately be remembered for your own destruction.
    One day perhaps our access to information will be instant and true!
    That’s a utopia I dream of.

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  • Jesus Zepeda 3 years ago

    I have Boneitis, I can’t afford to get Foxitis.

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  • Jason Fisher 3 years ago

    The 19 dislikes are form people that have Foxitis and they are too embarrassed to admit it!

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  • Manny Alejo 3 years ago

    Take the red pill !!!

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  • Manny Alejo 3 years ago

    Wait a minute! Where is the long list of potential side effects from taking “Off”. Lower anxiety, improved vision, better circulation and muscle tone, etc. Get those writers back to do a follow up video or I’m going to have to report you.

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  • Krystof S. 3 years ago

    I’m afraid that too many Americans nowadays need the “critical thinking” premium to be able to afford “off”, just as they did to afford “mute” and “change the channel”. And unfortunately, their publicly funded educational system doesn’t cover that.

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  • osvie01 3 years ago

    Somebody should send the vid to Gutfeld so he can see actual comedy.

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  • runsnaked 3 years ago

    How do you fix OANN and Maxnews Itis? These 2 are as bad as or worse than Fox.

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  • 44 4 3 years ago

    TRUMPISM=CULT.

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  • Mike Smith 3 years ago

    Did you know that Foxitis triggers Hemroitis of the mouth? It closes one end forcing it to spill out the other.

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  • Brandon Guthrie 3 years ago

    You know what, I hope those lawyers that came up with this defense win, because then if we recognize it as a disease, we can start regulating the cause.

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  • Rick Glorie 3 years ago

    I have been a content Fukitol user for years! If life just blows, Fukitol.

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  • Jeremy Paul 3 years ago

    ZOMG… Blood in your Doocy… i just can’t breath!!!

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  • Mark Nadams 3 years ago

    If it were only that easy.

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  • BottleAire N. Orlando 3 years ago

    Plz plz plz make those symptoms trend. I would feel some hope to see these re-brandings take. It can happen. Take “Lyin’ Ted.”

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 3 years ago

    Could continuous exposure to Breitbart be seen as some kind of variant?

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  • Jackie Banks 3 years ago

    The next video that was recommended/popped up after this one? “A mortician answers all of your questions.” And I watched it, and it was good!

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  • david - slayer 3 years ago

    look up: the brainwashing of my father” (by fox news)

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  • Kevin Dueck 3 years ago

    The only vaccine against Foxitis is called EDUCATION!

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  • Glen Piskula 3 years ago

    This is too good! My favorite? Kaleigh McAnalcyst.

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  • donxavier10 3 years ago

    If only it were that simple to deprogram the Fox News indoctrinated masses.

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  • Andy Smith 3 years ago

    Blood in your doocy. I’m dying.

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  • zeenoh aquo 3 years ago

    funny af names. haha.

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  • Lianne459 3 years ago

    When I read that the rioter’s lawyer tried that defense I thought it was a joke.
    Can you imagine being so stupid that you would think that is a valid defense for breaking windows in our Capitol and beating police with flagpoles and bear spray?
    Im too stupid to know Fox is lying to me for 6 months? Good luck with that one.

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  • Gershon Wolf 3 years ago

    Kayleighmcanalcyst

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  • James TheLaughingWitch 3 years ago

    So the Ainsley is the only thing that swells when you have foxitis?

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  • Thomas Spencer 3 years ago

    Do they want to claim Fox News propaganda is an instigator? Reading tabloids doesn’t cause you to go crazy. If you believe it, you just become a conspiracy theorist and then you seem crazy.
    The insurrectionists were marching under the rally cry of Professor Cheeto no matter what lies they claim. They chose to betray their country and attack the Capitol.

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  • Space2050 3 years ago

    I once worked for a company that had Fox News on 24 hours a day in their break rooms. I didn’t even know that there were so many show hosts on Fox until that job.

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  • Barry Kaine 3 years ago

    Just another bullshit “disease” to avoid taking responsibility for their criminal actions; like “affluenza”.
    LOCK THEM UP!!

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  • Cathartic Cat 3 years ago

    Okay it has been hit and miss but this was Hit&&

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  • TBoneRocks 3 years ago

    This made me laugh so hard.

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  • Liltrix 0 3 years ago

    Am I the only one waiting for Fox News to be labelled a hate-based organization? Not kidding!

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  • me Ashley 3 years ago

    The writers deserve a fucking Emmy for this omg

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  • Katherine Hancocks 3 years ago

    I discussed what situations would lead me to assassinating Stephen Harper…

    I watch a lot of CNN.

    If I do eventually “snap” you can blame Jake Tapper.

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  • Frank Rizzo 3 years ago

    Thankfully, I’ve had the common sense to avoid FOXITIS! But I had been diagnosed once with a Wolf Blister.

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  • Patrick Callahan 3 years ago

    SC Johnson. A family company.

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