Jimmy and Aziz read embarrassing first text exchanges between guys and girls in a romantic setting.
First comment omg this is amsing
first and i know that novody gives a fuck
The comments are moving too fast so real quick sometimes I shove my dick in warm cans of Chef Boyardee.
When you think about it, we’re all first… We made it to the egg first. We all win
So Creepy Text Theater?
Who’s here from YSAC
16th comment ??? omg
I just realized that hamburgers have no ham in them.
Jimmy: Hey Aziz, what’s the funniest texting story you’ve ever had? Aziz: Well Jimmy, funny you should ask! I used to kn… Jimmy: YEA THIS ONE TIME I TEXTED SOMEONE AND INTERRUPTED THEIR TRAIN OF THOUGHT HAHAHA Aziz: ….
Aziz ansari ??
Omg I am so early let me think of a joke Dumbass Donald Trump
“An acute or obtuse one?” ??
Nice stories on the Chipotle bags, Aziz
I almost clicked Jimmy Fallon but then I saw Lilo And stitch
My ex had dyslexia and I didn’t know yet. He kept calling me angle. And I was such a butt I was like.. Am I an acute or obtuse angle?
I feel like I just watched this
Can’t wait until they Deport him..
well, the one with the typo, its actually the one with the highest chance of letting the conversation continue on. the rest of them were generic and kinda mundane.
inside gaming did it first lmao
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The “angle” one was by far the funniest one.
I think if I were responding to the angle one I’d have said “yup, and im pointing 180 degrees in the opposite direction”
I love this bit! Aziz is hilarious!
This was brilliant. Two of my favourite comedians!
all i see is a black bacground and white teeth
Yo , Credit to ETC ? They do Creepy Text Theater , Check it out
“NO” I’m dead
The curves bruh
0:52 what a child born out of a weedlock
I still remember the first one “HORROR! HORROR! H O N O R! H.O.N.O.R.!”
Ok the angle one got me lmao
These messages are in his book published a while ago
Fallon’s fake laugh may be the most annoying thing of 2016
Master of None season 2. When it coming outttt
Finally! Tom Haverford got on a late night talk show!!!! Y’all know Jean Ralphio backstage collecting the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaash $$
This segment is so good!
What’s Tom Haverford doing here?!?
acute or obtuse? :DD
I love Aziz, but Gwyneth Paltrow’s version is much more fun
2:02 Who let the Joker in?
Hi yes I’m #101
You know when you were putting out the trash and there was a crunch as you stepped on a snail? That snail was my only friend in the world. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.
am I the only one trying to find the segment on You suck at cooking?
The angle one definitely had dying.
this is the best sketch. do this more!!!!
treat yo self
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Guess what? He already did this.
He is the best Indian ever
Why do I feel like I’ve seen this before???
Lol the text where the guy said angle instead of angel was hilarious. If I was the guy I would have told the girl that she was the “right” angle. Aka the right one for me lol ???
So how is jimmy’s laugh?
Really? Totally not blatantly ripping off Creepy Text Theater. They’re literally ripping off the style in which its read out and all like shit
Forever Tom Haverford.
It would have been cool if he could of guest starred as Kelly Kapur’s brother in the office
still can’t believe fisher got that shot at 0.4 left to go
If you like this tho theres more on ETC. search up Creepy Text Theater *smiley face*
You know what is more annoying than auto-correct? Censorship!
aziz seems like such a chill funny guy, i wanna be his friend.
SFW version of creepy text theater
Are you sure these are real? LOL who does their smiley faces like that anymore
I was at the show and watched this live tonight… All the laughter is real btw they don’t play a laugh track
omg aziz u r here so proud of uh
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