First Textual Experience with Aziz Ansari: You Might Be an Angle

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  • XxcnhinoxX 4 years ago

    first comment

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  • Jan the Man 4 years ago

    Lol

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  • Sanah Kayoumi 4 years ago

    First comment omg this is amsing

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  • Idolized Marmoset 4 years ago

    First

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  • Jan the Man 4 years ago

    First one

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  • Youtube Red 4 years ago

    WOAH

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  • Punshiba Kangabam 4 years ago

    old shit

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  • bobby Martin 4 years ago

    First

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  • raccoon Aj 4 years ago

    1

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  • unknown Noname 4 years ago

    FRIST

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  • Danielle Garcia 4 years ago

    EARLY!

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  • unknown Noname 4 years ago

    2

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  • Walter White (Heisenberg) 4 years ago

    first and i know that novody gives a fuck

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  • snowflake 82 4 years ago

    sooooooo early

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  • Michael Goldwater 4 years ago

    The comments are moving too fast so real quick sometimes I shove my dick in
    warm cans of Chef Boyardee.

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  • Jordan Dill 4 years ago

    When you think about it, we’re all first… We made it to the egg first. We
    all win

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  • Zoom52 4 years ago

    16th

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  • NotArejay 4 years ago

    So Creepy Text Theater?

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  • Michael Barbato 4 years ago

    Hi

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  • XhyphenX 4 years ago

    Who’s here from YSAC

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  • Austin Asbury 4 years ago

    16th comment ??? omg

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  • SilkSatin Paradise 4 years ago

    I just realized that hamburgers have no ham in them.

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  • Jeff Ascent 4 years ago

    Jimmy: Hey Aziz, what’s the funniest texting story you’ve ever had?
    Aziz: Well Jimmy, funny you should ask! I used to kn…
    Jimmy: YEA THIS ONE TIME I TEXTED SOMEONE AND INTERRUPTED THEIR TRAIN OF
    THOUGHT HAHAHA
    Aziz: ….

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  • sivaiahinturi 4 years ago

    Aziz ansari ??

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  • Nolan Radloff 4 years ago

    tom

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  • Jayden Ying 4 years ago

    Omg I am so early let me think of a joke Dumbass Donald Trump

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  • a Sexy Spoon 4 years ago

    “An acute or obtuse one?” ??

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  • Jedi Mojo Jojo 4 years ago

    Nice stories on the Chipotle bags, Aziz

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  • Cheyenne “awesome-sause” Douthitt 4 years ago

    I almost clicked Jimmy Fallon but then I saw Lilo And stitch

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  • Keisha Gant 4 years ago

    My ex had dyslexia and I didn’t know yet. He kept calling me angle. And I
    was such a butt I was like.. Am I an acute or obtuse angle?

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  • Drew Watzke 4 years ago

    I feel like I just watched this

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  • Dat Boi 4 years ago

    Can’t wait until they Deport him..

    Nah imagine

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  • Joey Lee 4 years ago

    well, the one with the typo, its actually the one with the highest chance
    of letting the conversation continue on. the rest of them were generic and
    kinda mundane.

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  • Brandon Ford 4 years ago

    inside gaming did it first lmao

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  • King Nate 4 years ago

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    Step1: Highlight the numbers
    Step2: Ctrl and F
    Step3: Put 9 in
    Step4: Enjoy?

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  • Edward Nappe jr. 4 years ago

    The “angle” one was by far the funniest one.

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  • David Miranda 4 years ago

    Allhu akbar

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  • sparklesandlessons 4 years ago

    I think if I were responding to the angle one I’d have said “yup, and im
    pointing 180 degrees in the opposite direction”

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  • BroadcastingBooks 4 years ago

    I love this bit! Aziz is hilarious!

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  • Sharif Sourour 4 years ago

    This was brilliant. Two of my favourite comedians!

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  • satanic resurrection 4 years ago

    all i see is a black bacground and white teeth

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  • My Name Is Daniel 4 years ago

    Yo , Credit to ETC ?
    They do Creepy Text Theater , Check it out

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  • Zahra Irfan 4 years ago

    “NO” I’m dead

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  • Mister MovieMaster 4 years ago

    Early af

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  • sugams2s 4 years ago

    The curves bruh

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  • ItsDaDannyBoy 4 years ago

    0:52 what a child born out of a weedlock

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  • Neon Tyler 4 years ago

    I still remember the first one “HORROR! HORROR! H O N O R! H.O.N.O.R.!”

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  • Alexa Adams 4 years ago

    Ok the angle one got me lmao

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  • noreaction 4 years ago

    These messages are in his book published a while ago

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  • dereksiu12345 4 years ago

    Fallon’s fake laugh may be the most annoying thing of 2016

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  • XuskiTV 4 years ago

    Master of None season 2. When it coming outttt

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  • Alex “Come And Get Your” Love 4 years ago

    Finally! Tom Haverford got on a late night talk show!!!! Y’all know Jean
    Ralphio backstage collecting the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaash $$

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  • YASSOU 4 years ago

    This segment is so good!

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  • djenigma 4 years ago

    What’s Tom Haverford doing here?!?

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  • Talha 4 years ago

    acute or obtuse? :DD

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  • Steven Kane 4 years ago

    I love Aziz, but Gwyneth Paltrow’s version is much more fun

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  • The Action Brick 4 years ago

    2:02 Who let the Joker in?

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  • Jaswinderkaur Lakha 4 years ago

    Hi yes I’m #101

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  • Cory in the House 4 years ago

    Haha!

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  • Steve27775 4 years ago

    You know when you were putting out the trash and there was a crunch as you
    stepped on a snail? That snail was my only friend in the world. I hope
    you’re pleased with yourself.

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  • Steven Marshall 4 years ago

    am I the only one trying to find the segment on You suck at cooking?

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  • Rachel Yu 4 years ago

    The angle one definitely had dying.

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  • ugh smitty 4 years ago

    this is the best sketch. do this more!!!!

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  • tototyxxx 4 years ago

    treat yo self

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  • 666 TheSignOfTheBeats 4 years ago

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    Step1: Highlight the numbers
    Step2: Ctrl and F
    Step3: Put 9 in

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  • Ivan Madlangbayan 4 years ago

    Guess what? He already did this.

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  • Mc Lovin 4 years ago

    He is the best Indian ever

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  • Chandler DeGuzman 4 years ago

    Why do I feel like I’ve seen this before???

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  • Êddie Amaral 4 years ago

    Jajaj

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  • keagan lemery 4 years ago

    H

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  • lexi geezzy 4 years ago

    Lol the text where the guy said angle instead of angel was hilarious. If I
    was the guy I would have told the girl that she was the “right” angle. Aka
    the right one for me lol ???

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  • hugo carlos testino valero 4 years ago

    So how is jimmy’s laugh?

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  • Leet Hacker69 4 years ago

    Really? Totally not blatantly ripping off Creepy Text Theater. They’re
    literally ripping off the style in which its read out and all like shit

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  • Alyssa Brianne 4 years ago

    Forever Tom Haverford.

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  • Yo Mama 4 years ago

    It would have been cool if he could of guest starred as Kelly Kapur’s
    brother in the office

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  • Andy Baeza 4 years ago

    still can’t believe fisher got that shot at 0.4 left to go

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  • Leet Hacker69 4 years ago

    If you like this tho theres more on ETC. search up Creepy Text Theater *smiley
    face*

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  • sweiland75 4 years ago

    You know what is more annoying than auto-correct? Censorship!

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  • rukshana akhtar 4 years ago

    ???

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  • Olivia Brown 4 years ago

    aziz seems like such a chill funny guy, i wanna be his friend.

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  • ikamts2 4 years ago

    SFW version of creepy text theater

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  • Edmond Dang 4 years ago

    Are you sure these are real? LOL who does their smiley faces like that
    anymore

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  • Evie Uriarte 4 years ago

    I was at the show and watched this live tonight… All the laughter is real
    btw they don’t play a laugh track

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  • Anna Bella 4 years ago

    omg aziz u r here so proud of uh

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